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she keeps making comments on how good i look
she even said she wants to fuck
she's a legit 9/10, would be the hottest woman i'll ever have sex withi have literally never ever gotten this far with someone who's attractive let alone as attractive as her (i swear, she's unbelievably gorgeous and has an amazing body)
how the fuck am i supposed to react here?
when she says i'm so cute or whatever am i supposed to say "thanks" or am i supposed to just keep talking (which i do) about something else?
basically, how are you supposed to respond when someone says you're handsome?
Holy shit you're autistic. Just fucking be human and respond to her, appeal to her senses and compliment her.
>>37802369
>compliment her
>Say thank you
>Proceed to have normal fucking conversation for a few minutes
>Get her phone number
>Walk away
>Most likely blow it during texting because you're clearly retarded.
>Schedule a date if you don't blow it
>Don't be autistic during date
>Make the coital fucking inside of her.
>>37802468
this is all good except don't schedule a date offer netflix and chill instead
>>37802339
Say something at least a tiny bit witty
"I know, thanks" instead of "thanks" or "you too" has worked for me.
"You're cute"
>Look who's talkin
"Teehehehe"
>Hey why don't you come over and watch some [normie show] later?
"Ok"
>Awesome, see you tonight.
Literally that easy famalam. The rest is just some shitty "how was the rest of your day" and "you want a drink/popcorn?", then the movie does the rest of the work, make sure to move in during jumpscare or slightly before sex scene, def before movie ends. If you manage to fuck it up there just kys
>>37802339
if someone tells you outright that they want to fuck and they barely know you, this should let you know that that person is fucking crazy and that you should stay the fuck away.
seriously, she sounds like a fucking uncivilized, creepy ape. imagine if the roles were reversed and you told her you wanted to fuck. use your head, you child.
>>37802855
This
>>37802823
>Look who's talkin
Not even meming, you guys are fucking autists. Have you even conversed with a female before?
>>37802947
I have literally had that exact comversation with one before, and then was in bed with her roughly 24hr later
>>37802855
what if you just want some crazy fucking?
>>37802855
yea but he should still fuck her anyway
>>37802339
>take group office photo for event
>send it to administrative assistant (hottie) in other office
>she says that it's a great pic and that my "arm game is strong"
Awe yeaa
>>37802339
You're not too bad yourself.
>>37802339
If you're at the point where a girl is complimenting you, it literally does not matter what you say to her she's already interested. It matters more how you say it.
>"oh hey anon you're so handsome with big arms"
>wow thanks, you're pretty handsome too I bet you curl more than me!
Easy way to acknowledge and thank her for her compliment while being humble and poking a little fun. And if you smile and are smooth with it you can go next to her and compare arms or something. Then just have a conversation, girls love talking about themselves. In the end just "oh I got to run here's my # or let me get your # so we can talk later"
>>37802339
"I'm cute, you're hot. Let's do something about it"
Don't forget to wink
>>37802339
complement her back you dumb nigger
>>37802339
>she keeps making comments on how good i look
>she even said she wants to fuck
>she's a legit 9/10,
Almost the same except I already had amazing sex with her. She's not a 9/10 though. Oh well. Good times a head.
Hope it goes well for you, anon.
>>37802589
what are you 12?
the autism in this thread hahahahaahaaaahahaha
>>37802947
I think you're the autismal one here, there's nothing wrong with what this lad said
>>37802947
U dumb guy. Telling a girl she's cute back in that witty fashion is almost guaranteed to work
empty feels despite several blatant mires on date a couple days ago, funniest was probably
>second date, cooking dinner at my place followed by movie
>decent time but i'm not feeling very excited about her
>watching movie on couch she wants to cuddle
>she keeps fidgeting trying to get comfy
>"you have like no fat on you, it's hard to use you as a pillow!!"
Well ok then. After the movie she wanted to lay out on the balcony with me and talk about childhood and family and all that get to know you shit. Ended up sending her packing for numerous other reasons, just wasn't feeling it. Nogf for me and idgaf.
>>37802339
>sister is back from uni break
>we eating dinner with our family and some cousins
>pick up the water jug using my mighty bicep
>she says "wow, you're pretty muscley anon"
>>37804566
I shouldn't have this boner.
this happened recently, and it made me feel pretty gud :^)
>>37805462
Post the picture
>>37805462
post the picture you dyel nigger
>>37802339
just invite her to hang out dipshit. or go for food. are you really this stupid where girls are throwing themselves at you and you are panicking
>>37805462
>dylan kleb
>using the name of one of the columbine shooters
hilarious, man
wtf? she literally told you she wants to fuck. it doesn't get less direct from here on out.
>thanks
>want to grab a drink/go out for lunch/dinner?
it's really not difficult, OP
>>37804190
>witty
Cringey is more like it. Even a "you're not so bad yourself" is acceptable next to that "witty" response.
In the end it's really just a matter of how bad she wants your dick, but it's still very possible to fuck up.
>>37802378
It's literally the quickest route to poundtown, stop memeing on the poor lad.
>>37802339
You're overthinking shit, just have a convo and get her # then either ask her out or get an invite to her place. Or yours, but hers is better until you know her more, assuming you're not just wanting to hit n quit.
>just finished workout at uni gym
>head to showers for rinse
>posing in front of mirror with mad pump (no one else is there)
>about 30 boys aged 8-12 come into the locker room because they are there doing some footy program for kids
>they all just stare at me
>one of them asks if im on the footy team
>chuckle and say no
>go and wait for shower to warm up
>they are all still staring at me with mouths open
was that a mire?
>be me
>walk into taco bell
>ask for taco
>"you can eat my taco"
>how much will that be
>"its not on the menu"
>i think i forgot my wallet sorry
>>37804211
it's always a great read to learn more about you and how you deal with women/life. She sounds kinda creepy/clingy to jump into personal history so quick on the 2nd date. Hope you find someone that would rather star gaze and talk about dreams broski
>>37802339
Say "I know I am, but I think you are cuter." That will have a 100% success rate at making her smile at the very least.
>>37802339
This literally just happened two minutes ago - after the classic
>cousin
>solid
I felt obligated to share this immediately.
>be out in California for grandmothers funeral
>cousin is there that I haven't seen in a year
>"Wow anon have you been working out?"
>"You look good, you should make a tinder profile"
First family mire
>>37804211
maybe if you wern't so empty your ex would have never left you
>fourth of july party
>meet friends friend, female
>weird but roll with it
>eventually start to suspect she's into me
>eventually confirm it
>all of us sitting in some guy's apartment at the end of the night
>know she wants me
>do not act on this info bc autism
>leave eventually
>later friend sends me pics of her asking about me and saying I'm cute
Bretty gud
>>37807372
>"You look good, you should make a tinder profile"
What'd she mean by this?
>>37803177
>autism
I've gotten like, three people taking pictures of me in the gym. I assume it's mirin. I OHP'd 225 turned around and this kids flash went off on his phone pointed and me and since I was looking he quickly looked to the ground. The other this guy sat next to as I was doing calf raises and he pulled out snap chat, aimed at himself and then slowly pointed at me so I looked right into the camera and he closed the app, don't remember the third situation, but assume those guys were takin pics to be show friends idk
>>37807404
I think she just meant that if I made a tinder profile I would be successful - but we do have a sorta weird history, when we first went into puberty we did the show me yours I'll show you mine sorta thing, we both have pretended that it never happened.
>>37802339
T-T-Thanks. Y-Y-you too
>>37803094
Is she implying you don't get any pussy aka jack off
>>37807238
Gold
>>37802339
I want to start out by saying that as a Kantian, I believe fucking someone you don't know at all is the completely immoral. That being said, you are an autist and I don't give moral consideration to the mentally disabled.
I would recommend talking to her like you would a guy. Use your bantz, the odd sort of humor, be personable. Women aren't some magical creature, they are becoming more like men every day, they are basically guys with a vagina and poor muscular strength.
>>37807238
Is this old pasta?
Lifts and stats if that did happen?
>>37807434
Lifts and stats?
>>37807586
6'8 307 lbs
Bench 350 1RM
OHP 250 1RM
Squat 455 1RM
Don't deadlift
Pull ups 3x8
>>37807594
>dont deadlift
Anything else you say on this forum means nothing.
>>37807594
Can you do weighted pullups? Nice stats tho, not sure if it's relative to your height.
What is a giant beast doing on/fit?
>>37807605
How come?
Tons of bodybuilders don't Deadlift
>>37807605
My brother broke my femur when I was 1 and now my left leg is an inch shorter than my right. The fact I can even squat and not hurt myself is only because of an sole insert. But okay I'll listen to a dyel like you
>>37807609
Yeah I've done weighted pullups with a 45 lb plate but desu it took so long to even get up to being able to do pull ups given my weight/wing span I'm working on getting up to 10 before I switch to weighted
>>37807238
>i think i forgot my wallet sorry
>>37802339
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>>37802947
>Have you even conversed with a female before?
I have never conversed with a human being before.
>>37802815
>Wow anon, you have a nice biceps
>y....you too
>>37802339
>"You're so cute, anon"
There is only 1 correct reply to this statement, OP.
>"I know I am"
A qt grill said hi to me at the gym entrance yesterday
damn that ho wanted to fug
>>37807546
>Kantian
>>37802339
I am not even otter mode and still get mires. Was on holiday out of the country with friends. Friend of a friend (girl), solid 9/10 was miring from afar the whole time.
>mfw she wanted to bang
>mfw I thought she had a problem with me
>mfw I am drunk I am a fun person to be around
>>37804566
>Solid
>>37804211
>it's hard to use you as a pillow!
confirmed skeletor
Unflexed muscle is pretty soft bro
>go to work wearing my fitted jeans, boots, and compression shirt
>qt assist manager sees me
>It's busy af and still stops to talk to me when she realizes I was there waiting for a to go order
>she looked surprised to realize it was me
>"Anon! What are you doing here?"
>just smiling at me while standing sort of tilting to the side
>tell her I was near by and wanted some food
>we chat for like 5 minutes before people are bugging her for help
>comps off my food despite only getting a 25% discount only before leaving and tells me she'll catch me later
Does she want me dick?
shoo shoo Gains goblin
>>37810350
fuck off nigger, we are talking about our autism here.
>6'1 bandit lord of the skinnyfat wastes
>finishing workout off
>while im unloading the bar some grill asks me to spot her squats
>30kg, but she looks like a bunch of sticks held together with string so i say ok
>does 3 sets of 5, i only helped a bit on the last 2 reps
>"im so lucky there was a gay guy to spot me without hitting on me"
>i just kind of stare at her confused
>"oh cmon i saw you singing along to shakira and checking out all the guys"
>realize i really do those things without thinking about it and apparently am not subtle at all
>"can you teach me how to do those butt flexes you were doing earlier? they look like they're working"
>so then i showed her how to deadlift and left
first time anyone has said i look good in any way, feels good
>>37802339
>she even said she wants to fuck
dude... just dont spill spaghetti for the 1-2 hrs it takes to have her come over, have a glass of wine, put on a movie/show and insert rod A into slot B
>>37807335
Appreciate that brother. I'm older than most fitizens (30 in a couple months), so I've had enough women in my life (~30 or so over the last decade, ranging from thought we were getting married to random flings) to know they aren't mystical beings nor the answer to being happy. The good ones make your life truly amazing. With the mediocre ones I learned you need to let them go so they can find someone who will really desire them, no one deserves to be something-to-do while you're internally wishing for better. And the bad ones...just try to get out alive.
>>37807387
Wasn't always this way, but I can't tell if the emptiness is a symptom of the one that got away or the symptom that caused her to go away. All I know is that she is/was my proof that I'm capable of feeling in love, wanting a family, marriage, etc. Nowadays it's just a matter of having faith that another one will make me feel that way again some day.
Till then I just occasionally re-enter the dating world to see if the passion is ready to catch fire again. When it doesn't I don't waste their time leading them on, tell them the honest truth and let them try to find someone who will appreciate them more than me. Sometimes you get tears and "but why???" but for the most part they appreciate the maturity and half the time offer to be fwb. mfw.
>>37811327
fuck mfw no mfw pic due to shitty browser needing to re-enter captcha 100x.
>>37806711
>about 30 boys aged 8-12 come into the locker room because they are there doing some footy program for kids
>go and wait for shower to warm up
>they are all still staring at me with mouths open
not cool dude why are u sharing your showers with kids
>>37802339
>>37802369
>>37802378
>>37802418
>been lifting ~3 months
>sweet noob gains combined with dbol only cycle (test is for pussies)
>get haircut
>visit senpai
>sunny day
>cousin (15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flex arm "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"solid"
>mfw
>>37807238
kek'd
>>37810350
shoo shoo gains goblin
>>37811269
so are you gay then?
>>37810350
shoo shoo gains goblin!
>>37812096
>lifting for three months
>roiding
shiggy
>>going to gf's family's house
>>her little sister is there
>>they know I've been working out for a while but when I started dating gf I was a complete skeleton lord
>>her sister's eyes open wide
>>holy shit anon, you're YOKED
tbqh I'm fucking pitiful looking but I guess normies don't know what gains are
>>37807546
>as a Kantian
>I don't give moral consideration to the mentally disabled
fucking kys
>>37813218
>Kantians will never experience eudaimonia
Ethical cucks, the lot of them
>>37813339
>eudaimonia
my fucking nigga
>>37810350
Shoo shoo gains goblin
>be me not you
>me walking around campus with my mom
>wearing compression shirt showing of my tight solid body
>group of basketball Americans look at me staring
>they mirn
>qt 9/10 Latina mirin biting lip
>admission lady staring me up and down mirin
>walk into gym look into mirror mirin
>today was a good dayXD
>proceed to go home and play mw2 while calling everyone hardscopers and to 1v1 me rust
This girl and her roommate want to have a three some with me. Met them last night at a 4th of July swim party. Have I made it?
>>37813756
No. Banging a couple of 5s isn't the same as banging a 10.
>>37802947
Yeah, apparently you haven't though.
Better luck just being gay in your case i guess anon
>>37813756
Come back when you've actually had the threesome before you can claim you've made it.
>>37812096
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>>37813756
Haven't fucked them yet, so no. They let you come over and then they'll be like ITS JUST A PRANK BRO.
>>37809490
Odds are she didn't want to fuck because if she wanted she'd have let you know
You're probably dyel
>>37812096
>"solid"
>>37804211
Same feels here brah, except I'm with her and I just want to fuck someone, I don't think she is like madly in love with me anyway so at some point I'll just call it quits or get something on the side, it's weird but women mean nothing to me, men, I still feel a connection, with women I just see the empty shells of persons who have nothing going for them except for the snatch in between their legs, and I mean some of them are nice but what is nice gonna do for me? I don't need nice, I need someone that I feel belongs next to me and not someone I can spend some time with every once in a while
Maybe I'm just gay
>>37811348
Legacy captcha nigga
Unless you're already using it
I swear to god if I had to click some stupid pics to post here I'd only lurk
>>37806711
Holy kek is this uni in the West Midlands by any chance?
>>37814108
Holy fuck, if I had more than one internet to give I'd happily hook you up. Browsing 4ch for like 10 years and never once bothered to look at the settings menu...just turned on all kinds of cool shit. Thanks brother, you gonna make it! Have some old /b/ material for my gratitude.
>>37814277
Here have some back from me in return
>>37814322
Wow, guess you could say you're.."back" in business
>>37814277
too soon
>>37814360
>>37814322
Fuck man are you bane?
>>37807399
I feel you brah. You're 1000% sure she into you but still...
>>37814499
thx mang, feels good, I actually aim for the hardy type traps
>>37807238
>>37802339
Post stats
>>37804566
Cuck her boyfriend
>>37809429
Assuming it's the front desk girl. Did you give her a bigger than usual tip after?
>>37809383
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>>37810362
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
>>37814846
lol, what the fuck was this supposed to be you summerfag?
>>37811327
>>37811348
Holy fuck you're melodramatic. This is why she left you dude. Get it together jesus christ, you sound like a soap opera that would have be canceled the day after it was greenlit
>>37806711
>12 year olds mistook me for one of their own
What kind of abhorrent manlet are you
mfw talking to female friends, get talking about hight and lifting, one girl says
"what are you like 6 foot" - actually 5'9"
I was king of manlets, even if it was temporary and fake.
girls at church notice my gains
girls at work notice my gains
my confidence is boosted
thanks fit.
>>37811269
Holy shit, at least she was mirin that form.
>>37810350
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
>>37815938
Nah he made perfect sense he just worded it stupidly dramatic. If you don't recognise those feels you never had a half decent relationship, sorry for u bro
>>37815938
>mfw filename
>>37802823
How do you escalate during a movie? I can't imagine it.
>>37802339
Hand her a bowl of eggs and she'll know what that memes
how can i bang the front desk girl at my gym?
>>37814930
>If I call people summer then they will never suspect I'm a summerfag
>>37816204
You kiss? Make out -> fugg
>>37810320
Pls respond
Yep
Still a beta tho
>>37817608
>do some yoga moves on my dick
>"OK!"
>still beta :(
shoo
>>37817653
I'm a virgin so yea also depressed slight body acne shitty skin in general
It gets worse but I'll stop
am i doin it rite?
>>37817696
Cleanse
Moisturize
Sunscreen
Exfoliate
Dermatologist
skin problems will disappear
>>37811269
this anon's hips don't lie
>>37817733
But the scars anon... The scars
;(
Thank you though I am trying to improve it I recently went 12 days without picking at my skin or pulling out any hair, I have A Compulsive skin picking disorder and trichotillomania
Starting over today, it's gonna be day 1
>>37817763
A derm can help you get rid of scars. If you have insurance or extra cash you should give it a shot, there are treatments
>>37813779
Two 5s make a 10 in the end.
>>37817608
>>37817783
Gonna look into it, I'm just trying to get rid of the active acne before I start working on fading the scars you know? But it won't go away
Can't get on accutane because of the job I have in the airforce, fucking pisses me off because now I actually have money
>>37817806
really? they don't let you use accutane? wtf
My derm prescribed Amoxicillin and 3 topical treatments. One Benzo cleanser, one toner-type thing and one nightly topical. It's worked wonders, no accutane needed. Usually with those treatments a lot of your acne will surface for a few weeks, and then it'll purge, leaving you with significantly clearer skin.
>>37810350
Shoo Shoo gains goblin
ask her what her favorite meme is
>>37817848
Not for my job it's Aircrew and there is a list of meds you can't take because it will DNIF (duties not to include flying) you
Which makes it even more retarded because my job is flying drones from a box but it's still considered aircrew
Fucking gay right?
I'm sure I can take Soladyn or some other less strong drug but I don't want to have it come back after I get off the drugs I want 7-8months of hell and then it to never come back again
This literally just happened
>get order at mcdonalds
>sit down
>empty seats all around
>qt3.14 sits in seat next to me
>eat/stare forward until she leaves
Why. Am I suppised to say hi or some shit, wtf
>>37817874
My exchanges often go something like
>I want to be the George Bush to your Twin Towers
>lol y u say that?
>9/11 was inside job
>do u always pickup girls with 9/11 jokes?
>Well they usually work better than the Holocaust jokes
If she's still responding after that, I'm in
>>37802339
first of all calm down, if you try to get anything accomplished with her and you freak out it'll freak her out. When she says "you're handsome" say something along the lines of "you're not too bad looking yourself" in a playful manner. Start talking to her more and more like you would a friend or sister and she'll go apeshit over you if she's interested.
>>37815938
Sorry I transcribed it from my leather bound journal while listening to Morrisey, sitting on my balcony observing a calm but dark storm.
>>37816204
If you can't figure out what to do during the movie just wait till its done. When the credits roll and you're just sitting there all you can do is bang.
>met qt3.14 grill through my best friend
>been talking for two months
>Whenever I hang out with her, she always talks about how "Muscular" I am and wants me to go lift with her
>Last night sleep with her
>Mackin it in bed, trying to figure out what turns her on
>she feels up my arms because she loves muscles
>flex and she quickly takes her hands off of it and covers her mouth
>"ok none of that"
>why? does that turn you on?
>"Oh yeah anon, that's really fucking hot"
>feelsgoodman.jpg
Didn't fuck her but got the best blowjob in my life.
>>37818516
>sleep with her
>didn't fuck her
anon, I...
>>37818582
Kinda hard to do when I'm trying to date her and she doesn't want to have sex yet senpai
>>37810350
shoo shoo gain goblin slut
>>37818595
So you just slept in the same bed and she sucked your dick?
Around my parts, 'slept together' is a euphemism for berried my dick so deep whoever pulled it out would by crowned King Arthur, not a blowy Joey
>>37810362
Thanks immunity cat
>>37803078
this
>>37807434
Pic or I don't believe your OHP
>>37807546
faggot
>>37811327
I feel exactly the same way, anon, but I've never seen someone put it in words
>>37818045
kek
>>37818110
kek'd again
>>37818110
that pic gave me too many feels
![images[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0u47ZSK.jpg "images[1].jpg")
>post workout at this qt's house
>take my shirt off and do zyzz poses for laffs
>"gah! you're so big now!"
>do a different pose
>ask her if i look bigger
>"yeah! you look like you do steroids or something"
>mfw i'm 6ft 170lbs (obviously not roiding)
>mfw it's my mom
at least someone's mirin. we're all gonna make it, rr-right?
>>37814108
>thinking clicking pictures is worse than typing incoherent moonrunes
smfh 2bh famalam
>>37806711
>mfw I read this as "go and wait in the shower for them"
LUL
>be me
>tore bicep
>no more mires for the rest of my life
>don't even browse /fit/ anymore, just come here to shitpost like this and then never look back at the thread again
FeelsBadMan
>>37802855
The sex most likely will be pretty good though.
If you can manage to avoid her afte ryou find out she's crazy go ahead and do it.
>transferred to new class today and haven't talked to anyone
>I'm the only male in class besides my teacher in a class of 15
>take off my jumper and have a well fitted tshirt showing off muh guns (6'5" 245)
>group of 3 grills tell me out of nowhere "wow you're built" "wow you're so tall" "what sport do you play?"
>2 milfs keep telling me over and over every 5 minutes "wow you're tall" "wow you're big"
>partnered with grill for practical, grill was telling the teacher that I was solid
>teacher was explaining later that tall people have a harder time building muscle, then says "not unless you're anon who's a genetic freak"
Feelsgreatman
>>37811269
Thanks anon. Your story made me smile.
>>37812096
>>37819071
>new class
>milfs
what class is this?
>>37802339
>post progress picture to instagram
get mad dm's and all the girls that just stopped talking to me for no reason blow up my snapchat and text inbox
feels goodman
>>37819246
Sports Massage school lad
>>37810320
she wants your bing boing
>>37816250
underrated as fuck
>>37812096
Fuck your cousin AND her friend.
At the same time.
>>37805462
those are veins in the marble, not your abs.
>>37807546
It's only okay if the participants in sex literally own each other, right?
>>37805462
>Dylan
I forgot for a minute /fit/ was homo.
>>37811269
Hue. /fit/ turned you gay anon.
>be me
>22
>work in biochem lab on campus
>qt native american 16 year old shadowing me; part of some diversity program I guess
>show her our station for imaging Agarose gels
>working on computer while she's standing behind me
>says "wow you're a like a boulder!"
>thanks you too I guess
Met a girl on tinder.
She says she has aspergers, and from her fbI swear she could be a 4channer, with all the posts about depression and the side tumblrs about how her life is shit (no feminist shit though).
She's really nice to talk to though, but she has quite a lot of red flags.
Wants me to come over tonight. I'm torn between getting laid and not putting my dick in crazy.
Oh well, I'll probably decide tonight.
>>37802339
OP you will probably fail.
i had my 10/10 dream girl who i had pined over for years over my apartment alone, and she was wearing scrubs and still didnt fuck her.
you are not nearly as bad as me. just presume you will fuck up, but you will fuck the next 10/10
>>37819985
SPOILER: 10/10 times dick goes into crazy even though you know it's a bad idea because you think maybe you're just being too cautious.
hope her case isn't too severe and you make it out with your gains intact.
>>37818934
iktf bro, I have had a persistent bicep muscle belly tear (not tendon) that has pretty much ruined my arms over the past 2 years. No idea how it happened
>>37820161
In any case I'll protect myself.
I know my dick does the thinking for me pretty often, which means I realise I fucked up and needs to go as soon as I cum, but she seems nice enough. I'll just make sure to be cautious.
>>37810350
shoo shoo gains goblin
>>37818110
>Eating breakfast with little brother
>Have to yawn/stretch out
>Lean backwards flexing arms
>"Your muscles are like cannonballs"
Was pretty nice
>>37818516
>sleep with her
>dont fuck
Lmao, you just got a blowjob, keep it down
>>37821299
>Implying a good bj isn't better than sex
Also, blowjobs aren't cardio
>>37819985
People who brag with their "mental illnesses" should be avoided at all costs you fucking idiot, don't even think about it you stupid fucking retard, like what would drive you to even consider fucking a tumblr feminist self proclaimed depressed aspergers bitch, are you out of your mind?
Fuck a normal girl you fucking idiot
>>37821328
Only a virgin would say that, fucking a tight Pussy and cumming inside is 10x better than the pity blowjob you got
>>37821333
>>37821344
>>37821299
Holy shit, dubs and trips 3 times in a row, I guess what I say must have some truth to it
>>37821333
>going for the safest option
Fuck that anon. Sometimes you just have to do something that scares you.
>>37819295
What are your stats? Lifts?
>>37814322
Stats and lifts bro?
>>37810350
shoo shoo Gains goblin
>>37817876
You can try taking DIM. 400mg twice a day has helped me a lot.
>>37821414
not to amazing, chicks don't know the difference
bench - 2pl8
squat - 2.5pl8 dem slipped disk man
dl - 3pl8
but ectomorph with broad shoulders 6'3'' 180 about 15-16% bf, got the height, face going for me, and right now I fall into the "what girls actually want" category
>>37814846
>dahdhad
>>37813106
Hello summer
>>37819295
whores, the lot of them
getting fit only made me jaded towards women
>>37821940
Is it any different than a fat fuck woman getting into shape and becoming attractive?
>>37812096
Not this pasta
>>37822954
except I dont treat my fat fuck women friends like trash because they're fat. Women will flat out ignore and ghost you even as friends.
its the light/day difference in how they treat me that makes me mad.
>>37813948
Itt: degenerates who think sexual intercourse is something special, something to brag about.
How many animals and species haven't done it, and for how many years? Billions famalam.
>>37802815
>You're cute
>Y-you to
Is this real life
ITT: proof the average male takes a woman being nice as "she wants to fuck"
She talked to you once and instead of having a proper conversation you guys come back here to post about how you received a compliment one time.
>>37821783
>3pl8 dl and 2.5pl8 squat
>6'3 180 15% bf
No, stop posting bf% fit you're vastly underestimating just how fat you really are.
>>37802339
if she compliments you just play it off like
"wow thanks. well I think you're fuckin gorgeous so I guess we deserve to be talking to each other." then just laugh it off
vain shit like that always seems to work for me. plus you are complimenting her back.
If she keeps complimenting you to the point where it's awkward or you think it'd be too weird to say thanks, just be like
"damn you keep telling me that I'm gonna start to believe it myself." and again laugh it off.
if she says something like "you're so cute" and it's because of something you said, it's just a reactionary compliment and doesn't really require a response. however you just got a free pass to act like a pansy and act like its something you aren't used to hearing and just chuckle and smile while lowering your head a little then looking back up at her. if the silence is there feel free to move in and kiss that bitch.
trust me I'm a doctor
>>37823503
And yet you cant
>>37818873
>>37814108
>>37811348
>Plebs bitching about moving their hands two inches to type or click.
Then why are you here?
>>37823594
what does being a doctor have anything to do with compliments? you get many of them or what
>>37807399
post the screenshots
>>37807594
>6'8 307 lbs
lol they were taking pictures because you look like a circus freak.
>>37813106
>>37813956
>>37819733
pathetic summer
>>37807434
Pics
>be me alone in class room because school started later and i had to take earliest bus
>reading book cuz it was homework
>2 arab/turk chicks enter room
>they wanted to talk my teacher
>tell them he isn't there
>one of them talks to me a lot, wants to walk with me after school to bus station
>bitch says "anon, you know you look really good right"
>autism as fuck, just look away pretending i didn't hear it
>tfw she is like a 8.5/10 and was one of the only girls who ever approached me (i had to approach others IF anything)
>tfw this follows me through all my life cuz she pretty much stopped talking to me after this
>this was before i lifted/2 years ago
>>37819979
>wow you're a like a boulder
Was she Mario?
>>37810350
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
>>37825582
> getting groceries with friend
> bantering loudly
> 6'2 momma bear Russian woman interrupts my friend to intone 'your friend is so cute'
> mfw 'she' probably had a benis
>>37825196
are you retarded?
it's just a dumb saying
