ITT I'm at a bar with all my /fit/ brehs
>We all order our drinks
>I order a black_russian.png
>The bar suddenly and magically transforms into a brothel
What did you order brehs?
Captain Morgan and coke
>>37801797
A coke zero because I don't like alcohol. Except maybe a pina colada.I love those.
>>37801797
Bloody Mary
>>37801797
Just some still water thank you
Crown Royal
>>37801854
>>37801866
You faggots don't understand my game
>>37801863
>>37801827
At least someone is playing along
>>37801872
disgusting
>>37801887
Fuck your game I'm rolling for chad
Milk
>>37801797
Milk please. Your game is dumb
>>37801887
Ok, here you go.
>Just some still water thank you
Suddenly the bar turns into a lake and shortly a dozen nymphs are swimming towards me only to proceed to give me sensual head in the shades of the nearby willow.
>>37801925
Russian pls, no way she can out drink me
>>37801797
Just a water please
>>37801797
anything but a faggot russian please
>>37801981
>>37801925
Go fuck off Jason Blahas's larp thread, we are trying to order a gin tonic in here.
--->
>>37799106
well gin on the rocks with two limes
>>37801797
vodka
>>37801925
Rolling, and rum and root beer
>>37801854
>don't like alcohol
trash tier female or pussi boi detected
>>37801925
rolling
>>37802018
>vodka
>a neutral spirit good for nothing except mixing and being a faggot
pleb detetcted
daily reminder 9/10 people cant tell the difference between kirkland signature vodka and "top shelf" vodka
>>37801925
Drinking old golden hen. No American tonight
>>37801925
gib brooke even tho no anal
>>37801925
white gummi bear
>>37802062
I drink to get drunk pussy
>le russian standard is my favourite
but you're right
>>37801925
rolling
>>37801797
Good tastes. I always order a White Russian, but I'll give that a try
>>37801925
Roll on
>>37801797
Beer and any kind of whiskey
>>37801925
rolling for madelyn
>>37801925
Rollins
>>37801797
Appletini and Long Island Red Tea.
>he drinks alcohol for the taste
Lmao
>>37801797
a white russian because I'm not a filthy heathen
>>37801797
White Russian or Old Fashioned.
>>37801797
>2016
>still drinking
wow hurrrrr i need booze to have fun. lol you are all so fucking pathetic. Instead of drinking and literally KILLING your gains why don't you just have some water or a tasty banana berry protein shake?
>>37801925
pok
>>37801925
>Madelyn is literally perfect
everytime
>>37801925
pls klara or brooke
>>37801925
CHAD
>>37802383
*tips fedora*
Jack Daniels, neat.
>>37801925
CHAAAAD BE MINE
>>378019
pls no Aafia
Pint of lager
>>37801925
Jade best option.
>>37801925
Rollin for Breanna.
>Free gym membership
>>37801797
I'll have a pint of whatever is on the tap cause I'm not a fucking women
>>37801925
rawlin
>>37801925
:DD
>>37801925
rolan
>>37801925
this needs to be updated.
rollin.
>>37802900
what the fuck. am i destined to live alone forever?
>>37801925
cmon
>>37801925
Henry Rollins
Katya or chad pls
>>37801925
let me have chad this time
>>37801925
rrroll
>>37801925
soda cam
>>37801925
hjhjhjhj
A subtle coffee papaya ipa microbrew
>>37801925
Rolling
>>37801925
I'm mixed between Colette, Naomi and Lizzy
>>37802236
Big fan of Old Fashioned myself. A lot of places I've been to make it a little wrong though. The places / bartenders that make it right I remember.
>>37801925
How are the cons at Madelyn actual cons? Unless you're a numale or a nigger, I guess.
>>37801925
chad get
>>37801925
Raul
>>37801797
Double Crown and Coke, slice of lime. If they don't have Crown Royal, any whiskey will do.
>>37801925
Gib madelyn
>>37801925
Rounding
>>37801925
Rolling for qt
>>37801925
rolling
>>37801925
Roll
>>37801925
I'm pretty sure Julie is somehow based off my ex. Literally every line fits. And she was Asian too
AMF and a shot of absinthe for my friend here
>>37801925
MADELYN OR CHAD
>>37801925
roll away
>>37803900
son of a bitch, I would have settled for like 80% of the described girls, why did I have to roll the goblin?
>>37801925
Rolling
>>37801925
Rollin bustas
>>37801925
Trollin'
>>37801797
>I order rum and water
>The bar turns into a pirate tavern in Nassau
Is this what you meant?
>>37801925
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rawlawl
>>37801925
ROLLING TBQHWYF
>>37801925
Katya, Kayla, or Collete ROLLLL
>going to bars
is this autism?
>>37801925broll
>>37802048
nice contribution
>>37802062
good vodka is anything I don't taste
>>37801925
none of these chicks have decent tits
rolling for chad
>>37801925
rolling
test
>>37801925
Give me what I deserve
>>37801925
roll
>>37804587
well, you got him anon
what are you going to do with him
>>37801925
ROLLING PLEASE GIF
>>37801925
Roll de roolll
>>37801925
Ralling
>>37801925
rollan for Madelyn plz
whatever the best quality rum is, neat
there is no better answer
>>37801925
roll
>>37801797
Macallan 12, or whatever good single malt they have. I don't drink much, so I like to drink well.
>>37801925
I sometimes imagine that you get turned into the girl pictured, and therefore Chad is the one we should be striving for.
>>37801925
ASHLEY PLEASE BE MINE BEFORE YOU DIE YOUNG
>>37801925
pizza and chill pleeeaaase
>>37801925
rollin
>>37801925
What is this shit
>>37801925
leggo
>>37801925
roll
>>37801925
Rollolol
>>37801925
D E R A I L E D
>>37801925
roll!
>>37801925
Rolan to win nastiest lady desu
>>37801925
Roll
>>37801797
A 4 SCOOP MARTINI GOD DAMNIT CMON
>>37801925
rolling for chad
I'll have a strawberry mint mojito..
t. an independent female lawyer having lots of sex
>>37801925
Ayyyy lmao
>>37801925
pls give gf
i am so alone
>>37801797
They don't serve moonshine at bars, so I guess I'll just get a tall Guinness.
>the bar doesn't have Guinness
>fuck this shitheap
>i'm off to find a drinking establishment for men
>>37801925
rolalsdnaskljd,
Guys I'm new to the drinking game, wat do when I'm at a bar. Just sit in the stool and ask? Do i pay the bartender? What if i have to go restroom what do. Someone give me etiquette plz
>>37801925
roll
>>37801925
reroll
>>37807870
>not just buying the cheapest vodka to drink at home
>>37801925
last one
>>37801925
Roll
>>37801925
God willing
>>37807966
Fuck yes boys!!!
>>37801925
ROLLLLL
>>37807988
Bruh
>>37801925
i want anzu
>>37801925
Roll for pure virgin gf that will die at 35
>>37808000
My dreams never come true
>>37801925
Collette, Klara and Jaylynn are objectively the best options. Lizzy is ok. Ashley would be pretty great but the dying thing is objectively balls.
>>37801925
Rollan
>>37801925
rawl
>>37801925
again
>>37801925
pls no
>>37801925
autobots roll out
>>37801925
roll
>>37801925
>hard drugs like cocaine
stopped reading fucking basement dweller detected
>>37801925
rawl
>>37801925
rollin
>>37801925
roll
>>37801925
rol
>>37801925
Fuck it, rolling
>>37809347
BLACKED
>>37801797
A white russian.
We complete eachother opie.
>>37801925
rolling
>drinking liquid estrogen
itt people not gonna make it
>>37801925
rollll
>>37801925
I've lost control of my life rolling for this shit
>>37801925
Roll
>>37801925
pls Cate
>>37801925
rollin rollin rollin
>>37801925
Rolllerrrino
>>37801797
roll
>>37801925
rollau
>>37801925
Leggo
>>37801925
gimme dat shit brah
i aint afraid
>>37801925
rell
>>37801925
Since I'm already here...
Strawberry Da'quiri
>>37801925
roll
>>37809937
I'm actually fine with this...except for the r9k thing
>>37801925
roll
>>37801925
Roll
>>37801925
Fuck i need a gf reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>37801925
rollllo
>>37801925
Role
>>37801925
Roll
>>37801925
here we go
>>37810391
That's a trap.
>>37801925
>>37801925
chad pls no homo
>>37801925
roll
>>37801925
rollinggg
>>37801925
can i get chad as mentor
>>37801925
let's do this
Rollin for my rebound after the divorce
>>37801925
yep rolling
>>37801925
I'll give this a shot. Rolling.
>>37801925
GO GO GO
>>37801854
>A coke zero because I don't like alcohol.
*tips hat*
>>37801854
>don't like alcohol
>like aspertame
>>37801925
roll for maddie
>>37801925
rollr
>>37801925
Rollan
>>37801925
Rollinnnh
>>37801925
Chad get
>>37801925
Klara is the only good one.
>>37801925
rollah
>>37801925
ROLLL
>>37801925
tumblr
>>37801925
Cute Asian Get
>>37801925
Roll for chad
>>37801925
roll
>>37801925
rolln for a qt plz
>>37801925
Asian get
>>37801925
Chad pls
>>37813777
God fucking damnit TRIPS WHY NOW
>>37801925
Meh why not
>>37801925
roll
>>37801925
mfw
>>37813808
Katya is cute. I would be happy with her.
>>37801925
Roll
>>37801925
roll
>>37801925
Pls
>>37801925
Jaylynn pls
>>37801925
madelyn pls
>>37801925
Roll roll
>>37801925
Chad
>>37801925
Roll
>>37810523
Those two guys are weird looking
>>37801925
Rus gril plox
>>37801797
Some oats cooked in whole milk
>>37801925
Wish me luck
>>37801925
klara pls
>>37801925
rrull
>>37801925
Rolly Polly.
>>37815269
Fuck...
>>37801925
Roll
>>37801925
Okokok
>>37801925
Cmon Jaylynn
>>37801925
rooooooll
>>37801925
plz be nice to me...
>>37801925
I want Jade to lock me up and cuck me!
>>37801925
anything is better than nothing
>>37801797
Brothel you say? I order a shot of anon's cum
>>37801925
Give chad!
>>37801925
Roll
>>37801925
Rawl
>>37801925
Roll
>>37801925
Reeer3eee
>>37801925
chad get
>>37801925
roll
Madelyn get get get
>>37801925
ROLLING FOR CHAD
Yuengling on draft or shots of jameson.
>>37801925
also roll1
>>37801925
pls be good
>>37801925
oh shit dat roll
>>37801925
roll y pol y
>>37801797
Ice water. Fucking cut man.
>>37801925
I will literally find and date the girl I roll
>>37816891
that's no fun.
reroll
>>37801797
Four shots of Jeagermiester. And a water.
>>37816732
re-roll since I don't like movies
>>37815839
Thank you Scoobert!
>>37816958
lol i know the girl on the right
>>37801925
Roll
>>37801925
Madelyn a goddess
>>37801854
Do you also like getting caught in the rain faggot?
