I've had 6 beers. lightly buzzing, I did shoulders at about 8:30 mountain time. its right around midnight here in denver. How bad would it be if i went and did some chest? maybe hit the pool or steam room after?
Don't do it. My Friend once lifted shoulders and Chest like you did and he died.
>>37794765
so should i squat instead? i'll skip the sauna because i don't want to go full "zyzz mode"
but i have major depressive and it helps when i lift.
>>37794787
Go to bed. You might feel better when you wake up, you might feel worse. But hey, you need sleep anyway and you can't be depressed while you're asleep.
>>37794787
just do it ffs
>>37794801
the thing with major depressive disorder is that i can't sleep :/ im currently 194 at around 19-21% bf. i get sleep, dont get me wrong. it's just that my schedule allows me to be up until around 3 am.
honestly i feel like i'm motherfucking tyler durden sometimes. just stockier and less alpha
>>37794745
my benis
>>37794804
>NIKE
but really though. im asking because im wondering if its bad to lift in such a state
>>37794834
shame about the face though :/ everything about her body is 10/10. even her feet, and i'm not even a foot fag
>>37794829
bruv, go fucking ahead and do whatever, lift heavy, take a hot shower, get lightheaded from hot shower, collapse into bed. Also no, if you lift while drunk you get sober much quicker since your heart rate is increased and you're metabolizing faster.
>>37794845
thanks m8 :) this is really all i wanted to hear. gunna go tear up some 3pl8s and make a ruckus. have a goodnight/day
>>37794856
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>>37794890
well ave a good day then bing bong
>>37794856
Thanks bruv, appreciate the short haired lasses, go rek some shit
>>37794745
Sauna will make you sweat out a lot of the alcohol and make you feel better in the morning. Also aid in whisking away lactic acid deposits. Go forth young lifter and make gains whide bemused and inebriated. Lift and live. It is our only goal.
>>37794926
Sank yu anon senpai. i wirr purr 405 for a trippre just fo yu
>>37794953
Tis all I ask. :)
OP here, no one is going to believe me.
but here it goes.
>be me
>1 am in the great state of Colorado
>start a post on /fit/ about late night drunken lifting
>get encouragement to go
>Pull 435 pounds for a DOUBLE (15 lb pr)
>no one in the gym (so i thought) and i'm going crazy
>screaming LIGHT WEIGHT BABAAAAAY and cursing at the top of my lungs
>finish with DL's and do some light rows
>decide to swim/steam room
>no one around (so i thought) so i do laps for about 10 minutes in the pool. in the nude
>finish up my swim and go into the steam room
>MFW there is a 8/10 girl in there
>MFW when she says she saw me lifting and thought it was cool
>She fucking compliments me on my form and tells me that my dick is a nice size
at this point you're probably thinking
"Anon is full of shit and he should an hero"
let me tell you fit, this was the best night of my life
>I reply with "heh thanks"
>she wasn't repelled by my spaghetti
>instead she scoots closer to me in the steam room and takes off her bra
>the post workout test boost is full on at this point, and my dick is so hard it hurts
>still in awe of this whole situation i start fucking this random stranger in the sauna
>best sex of my life, we both cum and after we hang out in my car for another 15 minutes
>MFW she tells me her name and gives me her number and tells me to call her in the morning.
Holy shit /fit/ this past week i've been thinking of taking the first aid kit in my bathroom and giving myself an embolism. This thread literally saved my life. I'm crying right now. /fit/ saved my life tonight, made me pull a PR AND got me a stable fuck buddy.
We are all going to make it brothers. I bid you goodnight from America, and a happy independence day :)
>>37794745
hit the steam room and try an get some sweet boipuqqi
>>37795545
pic related is her :) thank you /fit/
>>37795554
I got something better :)
>>37795545
>>37795557
FUCKING ACE BREH. Grats.
>>37795562
Thank you :)
>>37795545
Congrats, OP.
We're all going to make it.
>>37795545
W E
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>>37795545
is this for real
jelly as fuck
>you'll never have sneaky sex with a stranger in a sauna
>>37794745
>I've had 6 beers. lightly buzzing
lol, if you drank 6 beers you would be drunk out of your ass, not just lightly buzzing. Unless you drank piss.
>>37794844
Still, that's a wife material girl with that dedication to being fit.
>>37795656
either you're a girl or you drink strong beers, not regular ones
>>37795654
*steam room ;)
im still so excited/amazed by it that i can't sleep now haha
>>37795656
it was pbr, so yeah...basically piss
>>37795545
You guys actually believe this lying cunt lmao virgins are so gullible
>>37795665
normal 6% beers. After 6 of such I wouldn't risk lifting.
>>37795702
they're 4.5% and i have a high bodyfat
>>37795702
tho when I say beer I mean bottled once, so they have more volume.
>>37795676
Stay jelly bro :/ it's of no consequence to me.
What happened tonight was a 1 in 7,000,000 chance and i won the lottery
>>37795712
ah, mine were cans so just 12 oz not 20
>>37795560
>implying girl pussy is better then boipussi
>>37795557
>>37795770
>implying you can find a more beautiful boy than this woman
shiggerdiggerido
>>37795722
Well, yeah, that sounds like the odds of that happening, lol. So what do you want to do with that grill? fwb, girlfriend her or what? She seems strange, lol.
>>37795780
have fun with your bleeding gains goblin senpai, ill stick to boipucci
>>37795799
I've tried the forbidden toot. not my cup of joe
>>37795722
I'm not jelly, that would be dope but that didn't happen because that shit doesn't happen. And if it did you should be worried about all the diseases you're gonna get
>>37795791
>fwb
maybe? i'll see where it goes. tomorrow is independence day, gunna take her to see the fireworks. she honestly seemed really cool. shes a dancer, and she has female abs. soooo. wife material
>>37795808
Eh, i'm pretty well off so i can afford the medical bills.
>>37795833
Well, that would be a story to tell to your children about how you met their mother, lol. Still, being into fitness already puts her miles ahead of average american grill.
>>37795833
yfw married and aids
>>37795545
I won't believe it until you post her pics with time stamp + "HAPPY FREEDOM DAY /fit/" on her left tit, and your skwot, diddly, binch, priss numbers on her right tit
>>37795545
I want to believe. I want to believe so bad...
>>37798018
this.
I want to believe it but it's hard as fuck.
>>37795545
>>37795557
Well done, son.
>>37797926
>>37795545
The autism it took to make this up..
303 fag here.....I live in Montebello...by the self defined fitness.....I wonder if they are open today
>>37794787
>>37794829
>major depressive
>6 beers
good choice continuing the cycle bro
>>37801317
thanks man
>>37795545
lifting iron from the ground prevents suicides... nice to know.
>>37802796
I mean yeah. but the unexpected lady was pretty swell as well
post body op
(and maybe dick too, no homo desu)
>>37794745
>>37795722
>>37795710
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>>37795702
Am i the only person in this thread that drinks 12% alcohol beer!?
>>37803614
That's called wine.
>>37795545
Good job
>>37803614
beer from my country is usually 8% but its expensive as fuck since its imported. I've had dog fish head which is like 16-18% or something but I don't like the taste so much but those are the only 2 beers available around me that aren't pussy beers. What other beers does fit recommend?
Also I'm still waiting for >>37795545 to make me believe
>>37803935
>dog fish head
HOLY SHIT BRO I DRINK THAT BEER WITH MY DAD, tastes really bad to me personally really bitter taste so i can't really drink much of it so i usually force myself to down 1 bottle of it and i already got a buzz then i just take a nap
>>37794787
I didn't imagine Zarya would be hot irl but that's pretty good
>>37804316
She started the whole short pink hair before overwatch but spergs kept tagging/retweeting her pics as Zarya cosplay. She caught on and now she's just riding the wave, which I think is great if motivates her to be as /fit/ as Zarya.
