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It's time to discuss our inability to have children or be ripped
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>>37786354
Go trap mode
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post yourselves, I need to see how this looks
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AT least you won't get bald
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>>37786354
if you have this then get off /fit/ and pursue other hobbies/money. Staying here will make you unhappy
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>>37786380
you have been visited by kline
if you don't answer to this post, your first son will
look like him and will have klinefelter's syndrome
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>>37786424
Can't risk it
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>>37786424
Someone post protection cat or whatever it was
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>>37786424
My poor boy
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>>37786424
Nah m8
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>>37786424
:(
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>>37786354
>poor beard growth
>almost no chest hair
>female type pubic hair pattern

You know it really makes since why /fit/ is so against beard and body hair now.
You all have klinefelter syndrome don't you.
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>>37786424
Fuime
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>>37786383
As far as i know It doesnt stop you from going bald, you just wont have a hairline while you are growing
>>37786380
Not me but this should give you an idea
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>>37786424
noooooooooo
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>>37786482
Why do kinda-chubby girls make me so hard and full of sex rage?
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>>37786510
Don't see how that is much different from a regular fat guy
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>>37786424
pls no
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>>37786424
Fuck you
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>>37786553
Because estrogen.
I'm assuming, but slight fat on the legs, tummy, and really big boobs are all signs of high estrogen. You're probably responding to that as she looks like she is meant for breeding.

Opposed to high test thread girls, who are just fat usually.
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>>37786424
Shit
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>>37786424
...
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>>37786354
>female-type pubic hair pattern
What in jesus fuck is this?
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>>37786744
Pussy hair has a smaller 'area' and is more heart shaped in my opinion
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>>37786424
no
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>>37786424
fak
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>>37786424
Here
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>>37786424
Pls god no
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>>37786510
notice the gyno, big hips, and narrow shoulers
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>>37786424
y u do this
first one i actually replied to, fuck
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>>37786961
alhamduila
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>>37786997
He doesn't have especially narrow shoulders though
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>>37786424
Pls
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>>37786510
This guy would look pretty normal if he wasn't fat
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>>37786424
Hell nah
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it's time to tell anons they don't have klinefelter, post ur pics boys
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>>37786510

and I thought I had it bad.
I have a very feminine torso but at least I did not go bald.

After getting gyno removal surgery I wrapped by torso in tattoos to make it harder for people to notice my womanly torso.

I am 30.
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>>37787089
Brigadier general Bradley shitler pls go
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>>37786424
Responding
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>>37786424
can't have biological kids, but just in case...
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>>37786685
>tummy
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>>37786424
Just in case
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>>37786424
but thats treacher collins
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>>37786424
begone!
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>>37786424
:'(
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>>37786424
I hate meme magic, it's abused far too often
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>>37786424
no
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>>37786424
My son is going to be your kids boss, faggot.

>>37786354
There's nothing to talk about, just try to enjoy life the best you can given your god-awful genetic situation.
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>>37786424
Sad
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>>37786424

figidy
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>>37786424
uhh
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Why would anyone ever complain about having no body hair? I'm pretty sure I'm in the bottom 5% in terms of ability to gain muscle and in the top 5% of men in terms of being a hairy fucking gorilla with no athletic ability and raging acne in high school. It's like I got trolled by genetics and all my test somehow got channeled into the shittiest direction possible.
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>>37786354
Literally me
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>>37786424
fug
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>>37786424
hey kline
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>>37786354
What is the female type pubic hair pattern? How is it different from the male type?
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>>37787332
pls no bully, I like saying tunny when it involves girls.
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>>37786424
You monster
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>>37786424
Hi
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>>37787332
Lol, yeah, what a moron. That's actually an androgenic fat distribution. Women are supposed to get it all in the hips and ass and thighs and tits if they're high est, but not the belly. That's a high test thing.
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>>37786424
>implying I'll ever be socially viable enough to get a woman and have a kid
and fuck adoption. I'm not taking someone else's genetic reject
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>>37786424

nah m8
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>>37786424
please no
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>>37787581
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>>37786424
Fuck you
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>>37786424
No kline pls
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>all these people responding
An ablebodied son is just more competition. If I get a son I'll raise him to think he's my daughter and feed him girlpills
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>>37786424
Big up, kid
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>>37786424
hi
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>>37786424
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37786424
Fuck man
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>>37786424
no
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>>37786424
well
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>>37786424
O
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>>37786424
can't risk it
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>>37786424
pls no
>>37787654
i have the landing strip but not the triangle, and pubic hair near my dick and balls but not as much as that pic, god damn maybe i should just get a fertility test and get it over with
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>>37786424
plz no
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>>37786424
fuuck
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>>37786424
no pls
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>>37786354
>frontal baldness absent
wait not balding is bad?
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>>37787811
Yeah, my triangle starts from the middle ofboth legs and than goes straight up to my stomach, maybe some other Anons can give some examples of theirs?
I'm pretty hairy in the groin so there is little definition, just hair.
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What does frontal baldness absent look like?
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>>37786424
pls no
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>>37786424
I am sorry kid
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>>37786424
cant risk
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>>37787871
>>37787899
It looks like a little boys full head of hair.
Being bald isn't good, but after puberty there is a chemical reaction from Dihydrotestosterone that is found in almost all men at some point in their life. It causes at best slight hair loss usually developing into your average male widows peak (it's a dominate gene and almost everyone in the world has it, including most women to a lesser degree).
I do not know why exactly klinefelts do not have this reaction, but it's a sign of a hormonal issue.
>pic related
pretty standard male hair line.
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>>37786424
Hell no
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>>37786424
not gonna temp fate
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>>37788026
and straight hairline
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>>37786482
What exactly di you define as female tyoe pubic hair pattern?
>t.insecure virgin
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>>37788026
Sorry I'm probably being stupid but are you saying that having a widow's peak is the norm whilst those with Klinefelter are more likely to not have a widows peak?
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>>37788189
Yes, as hairline maturation is a function of DHT.

Though of course there are other factors like genetics.
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>>37786424
No :(
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>>37786424
no pls no
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>>37788026

Hory shet I always wondered why using sterons made me develop a widows peak but didn't cause any MPB at all in any other way. Learn something new every day.
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>>37786424
pls no
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>>37786424

WTF nigga
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>>37786424

SENDIN OUT AN SOS
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>>37786424
YA ME TE ANONKUN
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>>37786424
Pls no
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>>37786424
No potato baby for me
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>>37786424
Fuck my life
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>>37786424
damn
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>>37786424
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>>37786424
Oh for gods sake not again
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>>37786424
>having children

I think not.
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>>37786510
Is this you?
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>>37786424
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>>37786424
Hory shit, what is that
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>>37786424
Pleas no.
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>>37786424
>>37786424
i hope he has as happy a life he can
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>>37786424
Wife is preggers, don't you put your voodoo on me.
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>>37786424
I don't want to be forced to kill my son.
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>>37786424
Noooooooooooooo
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>>37786424
no not my bby
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>>37786380
plz no
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>>37786424

Witnessed
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>>37786424
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>>37786424
tirli pirli
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>>37786424
pls no
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>>37786424
Shouldn't take the risk
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>>37786424
Golem get ye gone!
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>>37786424
why
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>>37786424
fuck
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>>37786424
ok
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>>37786424
Thanks anon
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>>37786424
ok
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>>37786424
just to be safe
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>>37786424

wut
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>>37786424
good god he looks like a rat human hybrid
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>>37786424
can't risk
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>>37786424
nope nope nope
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>>37786424
Fuck you evolution, you frigid bitch.
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>>37786424
aaaaAAAAA
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I just wanted to talk about klinefelter ;(
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>>37789611
talk about it
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>>37786424
Shoo shoo ichiro goblin
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>>37786424
Pls
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>>37786424
pls no
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>>37786424
Not worth the risk
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>>37786424
shoo shoo babajew
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>>37786424
Shoo shoo
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>>37786424
senpai
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>>37787654
>male triangle
wow the shapes fit perfectly, good job to whoever did this
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>>37786424
Please, no.
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>>3778642 cant risk it desu
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>>37786424
jokes on you my son is already dead ;(
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>>37786424
tfw no gf
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>>37786424
fuck no
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>>37786424
FUCK YOU
U
C
K

Y
O
U
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>>3778642 no
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>>37786424
Not risking it breh
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>>37786424

Not worth the risk.
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>>37786424
Taking no risks
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>>37786424
Why do you do this?
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>>37786424
Reply
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>>37786424
Nope
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>>37786424
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>>37786424
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>>37786424
pls no
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>>37786424
now im safe
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>>37786424
Don't be a fag. My little froggie is coming in two months. It's not nice to do this
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>>37786424
naaahhhhhh
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>>37786424
answered
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>>37789202
How will I know that it works though? Do I still post every time I see immunity car?thank you immunity cat
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>>37786424

risk risk
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>>37786424
I was hoping for girls but just in case.
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>>37788189
Almost every male in the world has some form of widows peak Anon, and most women.
It doesn't have to be as exaggerated as you're probably imagining it, but the end result is the same.
The bangs stick out even the slightest bit forward while the sides go in, go look at yourself in the mirror, i'm sure yours is there also.

>>37788312
Yeah it's pretty fascinating, I take after my fathers side of the family hair wise.
Eventual high widows peak, but no male pattern baldness, and eventual decline into silver fox hair color.

I sat there for the longest time believing i'd take after my mothers side which is flat out bald, but my hair isn't thinning and i'm almost thirty. So i'm in the clear.
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>>37786424
Never.
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>>37786424

People like you should be impaled in real life.
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>>37786380

What did you mean by this??
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>>37786424
moomu
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>>37786424
Just to be on the safe side
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>>37786424
Fuck
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>>37786424
Aww
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>>37786424
Pls no
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>>37786424
That's low OP.
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>>37786424
Please God no.
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>>37786424
betr be safe
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>>37786424
Fuck you
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>>37786424
lol :(

Are all people that have Klinefelter syndrome overweight???

Scared i have this now and all i want is to be fertile :(
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>>37786424

fucking mememagic
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>>37786424
Please lift gods say it aint so
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>>37786424
not riskin it
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>>37786424
Duhdhdhs
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>>37786424
l
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>>37786424
nah senpai
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>>37786424
my poor boy
:(
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>>37786424
no
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>>37786424
Not this time buddy.
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>>37786424
>no
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>>37786424
pls no
Also the picture just depicts generalizations to the male body so that anyone that looks at it will get self conscience . When on /fit/ its important to not fall for the memes
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>>37786424
( Y O U )
Y
O
U
)
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>>37786424
no thanks
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>>37786424
no
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>>37786424
Lol nop
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>>37786424
pls no
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>>37786424
FUCK u
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>>37786424
fucking hell
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>>37786354
>mfw I have long legs, narrow shoulders, slightly receding hairline BUT raging pubic hair, out of control chest hair, and giant balls
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>>37787581
>I've never seen a vagina: the post
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>>37786424
No way
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>>37786424
guess I'll have to
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>>37791197
well im in 4chan after all
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>>37786424
why risk it?
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Fuck, do I have klinefelter syndrome?

>wide hips
>lots of stomach/pubic/leg hair
>not much facial hair but its growing faster ad faster
>grew up a manlet
>shoot lots of spunk
>testes are small-ish
>deep-ish voice
>no tits (thank god)
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>>37786424
I'm not sending this curse on
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>>37786424
Fugg can't risk
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>>37786424
fuck it, wont risk
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>>37786424
Can't believe this has so many replies.
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>>37786424
Pls no
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>>37786424
already had son and not fucked up like that poor kid, but stil ...
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>>37786424
well, i'm not risking it
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>>37786424
>Implying I will have kids
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>>37791180
>ridiculously hairy legs, pubic area, asshole and ass cheeks
>hair on feet
>very hairy happy trail
>almost no upper body hair (chest, back, shoulders) and weak facial hair
Why?
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>>37786424
Please no
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I have something similar this called Kallman's. same symptons, different causes.
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>>37786424
Jesus christ
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>>37786424
Fuuuuck
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>>37791415
>Mfw have all that
>and hairy knuckles
>little hair on chest
>but no microdick or wholes in urethra
>also shoot mad loads

At least we ain't infertile or milimeter peters :^)
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>>37786424
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>>37791341
no.
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>>37786424
why
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>>37791481
Are you sure? It's nice to hear but I wanna know their's hope I can get /fit/
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>>37786424
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>>37791490
You've been puberty so no you don't have it.
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>>37786424
no
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>>37786424
fuck you
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>>37791503
Thanks friend, i may as well start lifting then to get rid of these ugly woman hips.
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>>37786424
anon why do you do this to me
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>>37786424
Kline pls don't
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>>37786424
Help
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>>37786424
You got me
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>>37786424
no pls
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>>37786424
noooo
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>>37786424
no
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>>37786424
Nah
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>>37786424
PLEASE NO
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>>37786424
Jesus christ can this be deteced during pregnancy? If yes why the fuck this piece of shit wasn't aborted? I don't care how much would my wife beg me, we're either raising normal children or none.
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>>37786424
Nope.
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>>37786424
I don believes you
>>37786475
Yay
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>>37786424
Is this a gains goblin?
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>>37786424
.
motherfucker you made me scared
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>>37786424
FUCK NO
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>>37791819
That's not klinefelters. It's treacher collins syndrome.
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>>37786424
must reply
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>>37786424
mayn
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Fuck you kline>>37786424
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>>37786424
(you)
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>have narrow shoulders, wide hips, poor beard growth, and don't grow many chest hairs
>also have thinning hair and receding hairline
REEEEEEE IT'S NOT FAIR
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>>37786424

NNOOOOOO HE WOOOOONNNTT!!!!!
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>>37791857
>>37791819
Still can this be detected early? And who was insane enough to breed with this guy?
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>>37786424
Immunity cat pls help
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>>37791939
I reckon with genetic screening?
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>>37791939
>>37791959
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