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>at party
>be on music duty as per usual
>girl that my friend has gone out with a couple times is present
>v hot, 9/10 tight as fuck body
>also very slutty and flirty
>she gravitates towards me
>playing music together, dancing all night
>laughing and talking yknow the drill
>see friend looking over from afar
>barely talking to his bitch
>mfw i could fuck this girl
>mfw im too good of a friend to do that
muh blueballs
You are a good person. You did the right thing.
>>37783740
thank you friend, it was tough but i would never want someone to do that to me
So, you didn't fuck her, the next one who isn't friends with the guy will. There goes your effort.
Just tel your friend to find some slut who actually likes him and then proceed to fuck the bitch.
>>37783740
so much this, proud of you op <3
>few years ago
>working a shitty grocery job as a cart retrieval fag
>hot summer day, shirt was unbuttoned
>walk past a car, hear some kid say "HEY"
>turn around, kid says "my sister thinks you're hot"
>chick in the car starts blushing hard
>dunno what to say, end up replying with "oh...heh...ok"
>quickly shuffle away
>avoid that area of the parking lot until I see the car is gone
I'm still just as big of a sperg to this day.
>>37783710
Whatever works for you, duder.
>>37784305
I have no idea what to do when someone compliments me. I think I'm getting made fun of when someone says I'm "hot." I absolutely refuse to believe it because I have absolutely nothing going for me except for the fact I'm 6'3" 205 and some normies think I'm "jacked" even though my lifts suck ass and can barely do 1-2-3-4. Example from just a few hours ago
>we go to friends house after the bars
>try to get after party going but only a few people show up
>12 of us there total but it's still fun
>apparently some 6/10 thinks I'm hot and so does her 7/10 married friend (or so I'm told)
>no idea what to do with this information because I'm fucking weird and awkward
>have literally nothing going for me so idk why anyone would have any interest in me
>she adds me on Facebook when she left so I'll probably have to converse with her tomorrow.
I know I'm a shitty and pathetic person and I just want people to leave me alone and don't want to meet any new people. Wtf I don't even like myself, how can anyone possibly like me?
>>37783710
Fuck off normie, this thread is piss.
>>37784305
C H A D
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>>37784399
oh... retard you want our feels for you... you will get our feel for you
but not today
go fuck this girl, she wants you and so you must obey
whether you like yourself is irrelevant
anyway, all those pathetic attention seeks of yours are meaningless as you have already been validated as a valuable member of society... pls go as you have no more feels work here brah
>>37784399
why even bother with a 6/10?
>>37784731
she has a pussy, she can be fucked
id take a 6/10 who wants to fuck over a 9/10 who doesnt any day of the week
>>37784791
go for anything under 5 then if pussy is pussy
>>37783710
I wish i had friends like you op.
>>37783710
Are you me?
>Fuck that is an uncanny story. Well, apart from the girl was still going out with the other guy.
>>37784808
Personally my cutoff is 6
I wouldnt go for anything below that since it has to be somewhat enjoyable to fuck
My current goal is actually to find a short 6/10 with a crazy sexdrive, not as easy to find as youd might think
>>37784791
>id take a 6/10 who wants to fuck over a 9/10 who doesnt any day of the week
The sad reality and why good looking people are dying out
Not because dudebro would fuck a 6, but because 9 hoe feels too good to fuck.
These high horses need to be nuked from orbit.
>>37784840
>tfw i know a 6/10 virgin with a 8/10 body who has a crazy sex drive but is too shy and embarassed to do any thing
Atleast i got to tit fuck her 34G's
>"you're hot"
>"okay"
>twiddle thumbs for a bit before trying to slip my way out of the situation
Meet me most of the time I go to a party.
>hungry earlier today
>decide on this bbq joint
>throw on random jeans and some white tshirt
>the area is chill strip mall-ish
>walking up to the entrance
>mid 30s woman checking me out as she watches her kids
>another mid 30s with her husband at a table was making it obvious that she was checking me out as i approached their table / the entrance
>walk in and look around
>two 40 yo women scanning me like eagles
>26ish yo girl at counter
>get my order take-out. wait for food to be ready
>idling, peacefully looking around observing the place
>girl at counter has been staring at me the whole time
>get food, she does her thing and says bye
>walk out and immediately see both women staring at me as i walk through the area once again
>>37784862
>it's guys fault 9/10's are literally glorified gods who only want to bang the chadiest chads
ok, jumbo
>>37784876
>she let you tit fuck her
>still gullible enough to believe that shes a virgin
Lol
>>37784927
I think he meant girls suffer from selection overload and higher rated girls suffer more
If you dont know what that means its you fail to make a choice and stick to it because you have too many options so if you pick one you instantly regret it since the "risk" of trading out is zero and alot of other options might be a better investment
Girls who are 5/10 or more have alot of options for mates and when she is 8+ the options for guys could be milions so you see the problem
>finish project in Shanghai and my team celebrates it
>we go to a rooftop bar called Bar Rouge
>I wear my custom tailored suit (great quality and cheap if you know where to buy)
>we enter the elevator
>somebody pinches my butt (thanks for deep squats)
>I turn around and see four girls giggling, two Chinese, one Russian I think and a Malaysian
>I guess they already had a few drinks
>Russian says 'Hi' and smiles
>I smile back and say 'Privet' (Hi in Russian)
That's it. I saw them hanging around some rich dudes and we exchanged some smiles but I pussied out to approach them.
>>37784181
So by this logic:
>friend has shitty bike
>go to friend's house, cause you're better at working on bikes
>spend an easy hour or two adjusting brakes, putting air in tires, tightening chain
>bike is in friend's back yard
>steal bike
Cause fuck it, someone's gonna steal it eventually anyway, right?
>>37784464
>wake up late for work
>upon looking at clock i decide to do push ups burn out set to help wake me up
>feeling sore as shit from last night and right now
>feel even more sore and more tired. fuck.
>speed shower
>throw on the beater i was wearing before and a pair of jeans.
>oh look, bong's already got bud in it
>well shit. take three big rips
>chug a ton of water and my regular creatine dose
>no time for food or anything else
>gather everything and rush to leave
>forced to bus it because car is in the shop
>get off bus, been walking a few blocks before i arrive
>step in work building
>three female co-workers who work in the front stop talking to one another
>greet me with shy smiles as they all eye rape me
>give them a slight smile and a hey
>complete silence until i walked all the way to the other side of the room to exit the area
>i then imagined what i look like to them
>immediately think about my unintentional exposed upper body
>entire upper body swole as fuck
>have water in me still too
>drenched in sweat everywhere
>veiny as fuck
>look exhausted as shit - friends say i look super serious
>when i usually wear long sleeves and modest clothing lol
they never looked at me the same from that moment on and the only thing i was thinking about the whole time was my skipping breakfast
I fucking hate all of you that rate girls so highly. You shouldn't even meet 9/10s regularly. Do you understand the fucking ranking system, you pieces of shits? None of you have ever seen a true 9/10 in real life. Go fuck yourself. Your beta as fuck ass makes all the average girls think they look pretty when they are in fact just fucking average.
>>37784932
I hear u there brah but you aint gotta believe it. I just didnt fuck her, she's a friend and she wanted to experience something but was too embarassed to evennsuck cock so i just had her take her tits out and i tit fucked her and came on them. She did lick the cum tho and made a face. I told her that's hjat she's been fantisizing about so get used to it.
I offered to eat it out but she was biting her nails and said no.
Havent rly tried much on her cause i think it scared her a little bit.
>>37785144
You misinterpret so baddly.
We dont rate anyone as a 9/10, our cocks do.
Horney makes you blind.
>>37785170
>We dont rate anyone as a 9/10, our cocks do.
When your dick rates a girl 9/10 that is just average that just means that your dick never gets to bang actual good looking girls. Cut it off. It has no use.
>walk into gym
>front counter woman says hello
>say hello back
thats... thats pretty much it
>>37785179
>le having high standards *tips*
>not fucking any pussy that comes your way like an alpha animal
Low test and likely homo sexual
>>37785213
teach us your ways
>>37785234
Are you retarded? You can fuck her all you want buy don't say a 6/10 is a 9/10.
>>37785213
Did you at least tip her?
>>37785234
>having less brain power than your own dick
Nice one lad
>>37783710
>mfw im too good of a friend to do that
typical manlet justification, that's why you'll never learn
>>37784305
>not replying "y...you too"
>>37785144
>anime
Mentally changed retarded manchild detected.
>>37785327
>anime
>>37785254
I thought that was just a meme?
>>37785144
Not all of us live in shitty parts of the world anon. Come to Vancouver,BC... I bet you I could walk 5 blocks to the grocery store and back and see multiple 9/10s.
>>37783710
>too much of a good friend
More like to much of a pussy.
>>37783740
This is wrong.
If a girl comes onto you she's fair game. You smash first and break the bad news to your friend later. There's no point in cucking yourself because if she really is a slut, she's just gonna duck some other guy.
And everyone knows it's better if your friend smashes your girl than some random guy who probably has herpes or chlamydia. Do your part and fuck your friend's girls when you can. Take pride in being the bearer of bad news because you save them 18 years of shame that way.
>>37785378
When all of them are 9/10 they become 5/10 again, you autistic fuck.
>>37784399
> barely do 1-2-3-4
You realize that this is good baseline strength, and something rarely encountered in people?
>go to club with a group of friends i dont usually hang with
>we meet a bunch of girls on the train and stick with them for the night
>one grill in particular 8-9/10
>all the lads are flirting with her
> already have gf who's out of town so i just pay no attention to her
>in the club all the guys are trying so hard to get with her
>she keeps hugging me and flirting
>literally tells me "you're so much better than all of them" and tires to kiss me multiple times
>STAYING STRONG FOR GF
>walk to bar to get away from her
>immediately solid 9/10 making stronk eye contact and winking and shit
>she starts talking to me and trying to get close by grabbing my hips/butt
>fuck this shit
>walk out of the club and catch train home alone
I'm seriously a 7/10 at best lads. Those girls must've been on no-fap for weeks
>>37785384
>weeb understanding anything about fucking girls
>>37783710
Mirin threads proving again they are the worst threads on this board
christ you sound like you are literally 15 years old
you guys are so gay
>>37785385
Since when is the 1 to 10 scale standardized?
So you're telling me if you have a group of 15 incredibly attractive women that are all 9/10 they become 5/10 because that's the new average?
Regardless, I wasn't saying all of them are. But it is not rare to see a 9/10 girl in this city at all. There are plenty of 5/10 or whatever, but there are plenty of beautiful girls here.
>>37784862
>high horses need to be nuked from orbit because they won't sleep with my ugly as waah waah
If you get rid of them, then all we are left with are ugly people. Also they aren't on high horses because they aren't virgins. They have standards.
>>37784962
how did you even know she was russian?
>>37785413
>implying it's not true
Would you rather your girl go fuck some random guy at a bar, catch god knows what, and never say anything about it? Or would you rather have me, your friend, fuck her and then send you definitive proof that's she's cheating so you can move on and have a good life?
Only an idiot would honestly let his friends girl sleep around and not say anything or get proof for him. The easiest way to make sure all parties stay safe is by being the guy fucking her. If you know you're clean, you know your friend stays clean by proxy.
Be a good friend and fuck your friends girlfriend when you can.
>cute guy at work
>Joociest arms
>Grope it
>he looks traumatized
I-I thought swolestation was a meme
>>37783710
girl in OP pic looks just like my ex
i didnt ask for this feel
>>37785461
I could post a VERY similar picture of my girl except with my hand groping instead of hers.
Dubs gets it.
>>37784962
>I saw them hanging around some rich dudes
They were prostitutes m8
>>37785451
I can easily spot them because of my background. She could have been Ukranian too, but there is not much difference.
Also there are a lot of Russians in China.
>>37785461
ur ex has cow udder milk tits not those nice tits
>>37785458
Kill yourself weeb
>>37785458
She was already flirting, right in front of him. The friend is an idiot if he can't read the writing on the wall, it's already there.
If you're serious, and not just a friendly neighborhood cucking troll, the difference is all about fucking, or not fucking, a slut. Which is not a big deal, really, either way.
>>37785327
do you know where you are?
>>37785470
Rollin
>>37785471
Maybe, but my guess is they where some go go dancers or some shit. A lot of clubs have shows during their night and I think this was their profession. They seemed really familiar with the bouncers and personnel of the bar.
>>37785420
>thinks mirin threads are the worst
>proceeds to check out mirin thread and comment
>>37785506
I understand it is hard to refute the logic I have offered because you know deep down it is correct, but remain calm friend. There is no need to be upset.
>>37785513
True. But if she really is just a slut it makes no difference if you drive the point home and fuck her. Might as well get your dick wet if she's down for it.
>>37785494
o'rly?
>>37785537
Did you ever milk her?
>>37785516
Nice try.
Offer still stands. Have one with shirt on and one without shirt.
>>37785552
I'll give it a shot
>>37785537
Why does she have a condom in her back pocket?
So when she lets Chad fuck her she doesn't get preggers?
>>37784399
>fishing for compliments (which is completely retarded for men)
or
>genuinely retarded
Seriously, dude
>>37785572
No you idiot. The condom is for anon. Chad goes bareback.
>>37785537
ugly brit poor that shops at wilkinsons
>>37785537
either that's a bad smile or she's uggo
>>37785420
This actually is related to a guy i know who i think is seriously delusional and i think of him everytime i see a mirin thread because he claimed every girl wanted to fuck him
He is/was skellymode with a beergut (god know how he did that) and he said girls were mirin all the time and wanted to fuck him
I think about it in these types of threads because i seriously doubt any one guy can go into a place and get mires from all the women in there or even some, most girls are too busy thinking of themselves to even notice people around them
Stay delusional faggots
>>37784997
>
kek'd
>>37785470
rollin rollout
>>37785529
just read the op mate it was enough
>>37785572
>>37785584
>>37785595
all these comments from dyels who would give everything to fuck girl like her
>>37785615
>brown hair
>terrible hairline
Yeah, na.
>>37785605
these threads are just retarded stories
they don't make you laugh or angry, it's just someone typing a complete bullshit lie about women mirin them
its fucking lame and the circlejerking makes it gayer..it seems like a coping mechanism for these supreme gaylords
>>37785622
>>37785615
she looks like a heroin user and abuser
>fuck three tinder dates within a week
>they're all 5.5/10 or below
>can't brag about it with friends
Kill me
>>37785631
fuck off retard, she's nothing special
do you think she's some kind of hot 9/10 or something?
go to reddit if you want to get upvotes for your mediocre woman
>>37785638
stay mad dyel
>>37785610
Off by 1 but I'll be nice. Dubs get the shirtless version.
>>37785646
rolling
>>37785643
faggot i fucked ur mum
>>37785646
>chubby negress
no thanks
>>37785655
no you didnt
in fact you never fucked anyting except your own hand
dem POO IN LOO hands
i can tell by your pores and nails
>>37785667
no u
>>37785628
>Hungry
>Walk into mcdonalds
>See 4 women mid 30's mirin my arms as i walk
>Walk past another girl, make eye contact and she cums right there
>Tell the cashier i want a burger, no bun extra beef
>Cashier asks if i want to eat her beef instead, get her number
>Walk back out, mid 30´s women are slipping off their chairs because they are so wet from the juices flowing
You know, average day
>>37785460
I fucking hate inconsiderate cunts like you. Swolestation is a real thing and you will never understand our struggles
>>37785658
lul she weighs 105lbs and is about as far from black as you can get
>>37785681
this is how most of these stories sound like
>>37785681
kek
>>37785668
>POO IN LOO
Huh? I'm of eastern european descent bruh.
>>37784399
>I know I'm a shitty and pathetic person and I just want people to leave me alone and don't want to meet any new people. Wtf I don't even like myself, how can anyone possibly like me?
I"ll bite. Im definitely feeling this atm, dont want to meet any people at all.
BUT IF A GRILL IS SHOOTING COMPLIMENTS I DONT SHOO HER AWAY. ENGAGE THE WHORE YOU'LL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN ANYWAYS!
>>37784862
>because 9 hoe feels too good to fuck
She feels too good to fuck you, which she is. If you honestly think super hot chicks don't get fucked often, you're retarded.
>>37785792
>If you honestly think super hot chicks don't get fucked often
Girls who are 9 only want to fuck guys who are 9+, there arent alot of those
meanwhile girls who are 6+ have access to guys who are 6-7 with no problem and will only start to struggle if she is reaching for guys who are 9+
Which do you think there are more of? guys who are 9+ or guys who are 6+?
Do hot girls get fucked often? well yes, yes they do because there are a metric TON of men
>>37785636
Got a friend who fucks a lot. Me and my other friends believe him cause he shows us the grills he violates and dude they are the most disgusting specimens of the female form to ever grace this earth but he feels theyre 6s or some shit its ridiculous. Im talking 4.5/10 tops on all of them. Hes only fucked one 8/10 grill but she was smarter than him and duped him.
>shows me picture of troll thats literally bigger than him in weight and height
>"That chick is fucking ugly what is wrong with you"
>"Uh whatev bruh pussy is pussy yknow what am saying?"
Michael fucking leave.
>>37785855
So girls should have sex with someone they do not want to have sex with at all just to satisfy your wants?
Why don't you just go down to the local mental asylum or AIDS clinic and start having sex with women there if you think everyone should fuck down.
>>37785327
>complains about anime on a bangkok taxidermy site.
>>37784997
Hecka erroneous to be desu fampai.
1. it was never his friend's bike, it's a bike his friend saw a couple times and didn't ride or buy
2. it didn't need work, it was down to get rode from the get; you spent an easy hour standing near it trying to work up the nerve to ride it
Y'all make this shit sound like it's anything at all and it's not. The sensible thing to do is to not plant your flag in a bike you're never going to ride, or just nut up and ride the bike. Worst thing that can happen is you fall off. Then you tell all your friends it was the bike's fault and go find a new bike that isn't broken like that one clearly was.
>>37785384
If a random dude fucks the girl I'm with then I just ditch the girl and move on. If my friends fucks the girl I'm with then I lose the girl and my friend and my other friends probably won't want the lunch cutter hanging around with them either. Stealing your friends girl makes you an asshole by anyone's standards. That's one of the most surefire way of losing friends but you seem like you'd already be an expert at that
>>37785458
Why don't you not fuck her and tell your friend anyway? The answer is because you don't have friends
>>37785615
So would you, nigga, it's your ex not your gf.
>>37785144
Thank you fuck all theses retards that spout 5/10 as 7/10
>>37785646
let's see it.
>>37785870
>"Uh whatev bruh pussy is pussy yknow what am saying?"
this man has life figured out
>>37785855
>Girls who are 9 only want to fuck guys who are 9+, there arent alot of those
you couldn't be more wrong. hot girls get around constantly especially in college.
>>37785470
>>37785470
roll
>>37785646
>>37785870
it's all pink bro
>be 16 5years ago
>doing calisthenics in some park
>milfs mirin
>>37785870
You know who has the highest standards? Virgins!
>>37785470
Dubs get
>>37785646
rollan
>>37784399
Dennis?
https://youtu.be/V1zFeHJzS5E
>>37784399
>can barely do 1-2-3-4
in nonlifting terms it means you're jacked
>>37785470
bullshit
>>37785646
are you black?
Broke the friendzone and rawdogged my oneitis last night. I owe it all to you guys.
>Used to be fat as fatass. 210 lbs at probably 30% bf
>Be friends with this girl for 4 years
>Date other girls, but always had a thing for her but know she's way out of my league
>Find /fit/ a couple years ago
>Read the sticky, do SS, now on PPL. At 185 at ~15% bodyfat.
>She breaks up with her long term bf about a month ago
>Go out, party, have fun, etc.
>Too drunk to drive home, tells me I can crash at her place
>Walk in, expecting to sleep on the couch
"Anon, don't sleep on the couch, it's not comfy at all."
>Take off clothes, get into bed with her
>She gets up to take a shower
>Comes back, gets into bed, we instantly start making out
>4 years of pent up sexual frustration coming to an end
>She's groping my biceps, sliding her hands all over my back. Do your curls and your deadlifts brehs.
>She starts breathing heavily, and I head down south
>She pushes my hand away when I start taking off her panties
"Anon, I'm not ready for that yet."
>Keep making out, try it again in 5 minutes
>Hip dip. Once they dip the hips you're in.
>Eat her out, fuck her raw dog.
>Cuddle all night
mfw she made me breakfast and coffee the next morning with my cum leaking out of her.
We're all gonna make it.
>>37784305
>'shut up kid!'
>>37785144
Bish I meet models, fite me
Unrelated to thread but I'm a 21 yo KV talking to 2 20 yo 6.5s and I've been stalling on asking to meet up
I think I'll be fine hanging with them. I just dont wanna fuck up the eventual hookup. I have no idea how to escalate from chilling to fucking. Any tips, bros?
>go pick up my mom from work yesterday
>as we are leaving she stops to say bye to one of her co workers
>tiny old lady who seems really sweet
>mom introduces me
>"wow he's so big... and very handsome"
that's it
>>37787237
>stories that didn't happen but I secretly hope they really did
>>37785470
Roll
>>37787237
Everything about that story is fine save for the raw dog. Don't be silly, cover your willy. Child support is expensive
>>37784924
Delusion: The Post
>all the wimminz are mirin' muh gainz
I went clubbing last night with some friends and it was the first time I successfully pulled.
>mfw she hands me her phone to put my number in after making out
>mfw i think i put the wrong number in
regardless we're all gonna make it brahs.
>>37783710
>laughing and talking yknow the drill
>mfw I do not know the drill
>>37787237
be careful bro don't fuck up now
Some dudes mired my dick recently.
Kind of a weird feel, I'm hung and girls literally don't give a shit, yet gays apparently do.
Do gay guys care about dick size that much?
>>37787437
apparently gays are more size queens that girls.
imo, goes something like this
-If you have a dick competition between you and a girl, you win by default, it isn't a big deal the dimorphism is already there
-Dick competition between guys is different, looking for differences that aren't really there.
>>37787433
>>37787307
>>37787367
Thanks, brehs. She has an IUD, so I'm covered on that end.
![um6ijro[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Nnvucmt.jpg "um6ijro[1].jpg")
>>37785460
>>37785690
>>37787520
Kahlua snackbar.
>>37787237
nice one breh
for how long did you lift? if you dont mind me askin'
>>37786837
>wanting to wait until he has gonorrhea to find out his girl is cheating on him
Someone like me is doing you a favor in this instance. Me and all my friends literally have an agreement where if we can smash the others girl it's fair game. We don't actively pursue the girls, but if they come onto us, it's all good. Smash, tell your friend and save him from catching something from an unfaithful whore and a random guy at a bar.
>>37786847
Projecting much?
>>37787437
Im gay and I think large penises are ugly, most of the time when they get hard it's sorta half limp too. I think thickness is a better looking quality.
I like them average 5 - 7, in fact the ones around 5 - 6 get rock hard and point upwards standing on their own. They just feel nicer in general too, don't have to worry about an overstretched ass.
I really don't understand the whole size queen thing, I'm not really a part of that typical gay mindset or community though.
>go the grocery store
>literally every girl at the grocery store is an objective 9/10
>the moment i walked in, all the girls stopped what they were doing to look at me
>they make eye contact, they totally wanted to fuck
>they all scan me up and down and fixate on my dick licking their lips (i'm 8 inches when soft and had on basketball shorts, you could see the entire outline)
>they all come over to me rubbing my arms saying "hey there big boy"
>they follow me out to my pickup truck, they all climb into the back bed
>i take about 15 of these objective 9/10 girls home and cum in all of them
>10 got pregnant but no child support form me
feels good brehs
>>37784962
your post seems 100% legit to me, shanghai is Surreal
I've been there, Le Rouge in Shanghai.
It's a bar in the french concession, usually only rich people or expats go there because it's so expensive (even by occidental standards, which means it's hilariously expensive for chinese locals. Like 15$ drinks, 800$+ bottles).
I'm french and the time I went there I met Air France crew (pilots and stewards). Apparently it's a known spot to meet francophone people there. anyways, it was a shitty time because I was so broke from traveling a month in Asia, only got inside because we were with a rich local chinese girl who showed us around (we were wearing shorts because it was hot as fuck, but everyone inside was classily dressed)
>>37785646
ROLLING FOR MAMMARIES AND DERAILMENT OF THREAD
>>37787713
I mean I don't flaunt it or anything I just notice guys care about it far more.
>>37785605
All the women? No but if you're attractive enough you will get mired. I'm not even fit just a beer gut and muscles from manual labor all my life but I'm tall with a handsome face. I have girls hit on me all the time. It's super easy to fuck girls if you're good looking they just don't stick around long without substance. I can get most any girl into bed a few times but they realize I'm a loser eventually then just use me for strictly sex or stop talking to me. It's not the worst feel in the world but it makes me feel hollow.
>>37787689
Did 6 months of SS to build a solid base, did a shitty bro-split for about 9 months, got okay gains. Switched to a PPL about 3 months ago and i've had fucking awesome progress on it.
>>37787274
bamp
>Talking to random girl
>She decides to, out of nowhere bring up if i have kids etc..
>umm, why you askin?
>more than likely, she was just curious
>>37785420
>>37785605
>>37787741
The weirdest thing I've noticed on here, besides every girl usually being an 8-9/10, is that guys basically just think that if a girl smiles at you, or makes eye contact with you, or even looks in your general direction, that it means she's into
I thought "mirin" threads were supposed to be people legitimately doing things because of your muscles, like rubbing your arms'chest/back or telling you how ripped you are or whatever
>>37787740
I honestly can't tell you what the fixation is, and if you posted your dick online even without sexual suggestion you still flaunted it because you had the option to cover it.
You are flaunting by default because you don't feel as insecure as most other men. Maybe that's why there's a fixation from gay men? It's a very common mental condition to be insecure about penis size? It's definitely a cultural thing because in ancient times smaller penises were the thing to envy and bigger ones were a joke. Hence the greek/roman etc statues with average penises. Everyone laughs about them being small now, even though they're actually an accurate representation of the average human penis size. I think it's a porn thing combined with cultural progression. Gay guys are more shallow and objectifying than any other type of person. Nothing wrong with having a preference, but it seems that people have forgotten that the average dick is 5" and now that's considered small.
>>37783710
>Be me
>be attractive and fit but severely autistic
>sister who's a year older has been in uni
>sister has uni friends over
>they want the dick so bad
>always saying i'm hot and fit
>literally asking me to go sleep over at their residence house
>all i can manage to say is maybe
That was 2 months ago. My sister gave me 3 of their numbers and i havn't texted any of them. I need a cure for this autism
>>37787591
It's a /fit/ meme newfriend
>>37785099
Bitch what do you do for work that you're allowed to wear a bearer?
>>37784181
Effort?
The fuck? All he did was hang out and have a good time with his buddy's girlfriend. It's a normal human interaction, not "effort."
>>37787778
Just slow.you escalate physical touching if they are respond well to it. Hugs, touching hands, punching their shoulder, playful shoves. Then just kiss her when it feels right.
>>37785636
5.5.... we all know that means they are traditional 2, at best 3
hey bro, i fucked this one chick who was so fat, i couldnt put my arms around her body when i banged her. i kept thinking about how degenerate the whole thing was, and felt instantly disgusted with myself when i came.
my level of embarassment was extremely high when we met up in public. i fucked her at least 30 times. i need to re-emphasis how fat this girl was. great face, very cute, but bro, she was a whale queen. only my best friend knew but his fetish was severely overweight BBWs
>>37787820
Yeah I guess I did mention it.
I don't know, I just remembered being surprised that I got looked at and kind of hit on by two gay dudes while they usually wouldn't look at me at all because I don't fit their preference of looks.
>>37785646
rollin'
>>37787865
not that guy but i find basic communication incredibly tiring and draining, as in i feel out of breath and tired, and i need to go to my bedroom and play xbox. Even talking online tires me out.
>>37785646
gimme
>tfw constantly get looked at by grills when walking down the street/driving by but can't tell if mirin or they think I'm ugly as fuck
>>37785646
Well shit
>>37785470
Check em
>>37787929
this is my life... fuck
>>37785144
>not rating girls in a binary 0 for unattractive, 1 for attractive
never gonna make it
I try not to put pussy on a pedestal, but I always seem to do it anyway.
The only thing in life that makes me happy is getting laid. None of my hobbies bring me joy to do.
And I know girls can feel it. They can sense I'm so desperate to fuck them that it doesn't matter what kind of game I spit, I'll always come home single. They never approach me, they never take time to keep a conversation going, they never touch or show interest.
I'm so close to just killing myself because my life is so pathetic
>>37787886
I find that the gayer they get, the more they care. Supposedly there was some research done with women though and they found that actually neither small or big dicks mattered unless they matched the person who had it. (in terms of height, weight, build etc)
Shorter guys look like they have big dicks, and when they have actual big dicks they look stupid. Tall or thicker guys look like they have smaller dicks in general. But I'm pretty sure women liked the average dick on a taller guy than a larger dick on a smaller guy. When it came to the average man, either way was "ok". I suppose gay men who as men are naturally predisposed to being degenerates and horny see more dicks than a woman would care to see. So with all that porn and only seeing big dicks constantly, that sorta becomes the preference.
Just some food for thought.
>be me at uni
>still noob gains after 6 months, but get many more friends to lift and hang out with
>get confession letter under door one day like from an anime
>people really do stuff like this?
>letter from someone named rachel
>only rachel i know hates my guts
can't tell if it's a mire or a joke
>be fatty all my life
>never get attention from women
>lose weight
>make eye contact with qt for what seems to be an eternity
>break eye contact
>month later standing in hall and try to talk to her but end up saying about 3 words cause im a fuckin aspie retard
>turn away to fidget with phone, then turn to her
>shes looking at me with a blank expression
>make eye contact for 2 seconds and then break away
i'm not actually autistic but i wish i were so i'd have an excuse, i was virtually raised in an environment that promoted no contact with the opposite sex so i've never had a role model for advice on how to get with women despite having a dad
was she merlin or is it all in my head? last time i made eye contact with her she was directly infront of me and then broke eye contact to look at the floor and the whole situation feels cold
>>37785646
easy
>>37785646
dubs here
>>37788078
also do women stare at you if you're a special type of ugly? i need to know considering i don't consider myself good looking
>>37788078
she saw you, thought you looked interested, now shes worried you might be a serial killer, or at least your a creepy fucker.
i know from personal experience, i can imagine the horrible atmospher your mere presence created, the tension and distance you created just by being around a pretty girl. its a talent man, just embrace it, but remember all the girls you attract this way will be severely mentally unstable and most likely wouldve been abused growing up, so for them feeling uncomfortable is where they are most comfortable.
>>37788110
th-thanks
>lost almost 40 lbs since mid march
>come into work in street clothing and run into owner
>says he didnt recognize me at first and says i look handsom. Mixed feels on that
>manager the other day comments on weight loss
>less comments about me being a big guy
>for you
Not much but its a good feel
>>37787395
/thread
>top kek
>>37787237
Im honored to share this board with you anon.
>at small get together (few close guy friends and few girls we know)
>have few drinks throughout night, most of the others drank to their hearts content
>"hey i know a game we should play!"
>the game is whoever draws the highest playing card gets to ask the lowest drawer any question so basicallu truth or dare without the dare
>few personal questions and would you rathers go by when i draw a 2
>girl who drew the highest card smiles
>"how many girls have you slept with anon?" (21 year old khv btw)
>i laugh and tell her to guess
>"probably hundreds i dunno maybe 6-7?"
>t-thanks haha nah 0
>proceed to cop the awwww babbys still a virgin jokes ;_;
Kind of counts as a mire right guys? Look like a slayer of all poon but deep down im useless when it comes to women, help me.
>>37787367
/thread
>>37785646
Crashing this thread.
>>37785378
>hongcouver
>beautiful girls
lol I'm sure.
>lose lots of weight, getting cut
>people are friendly now for no reason
sure is weird being treated nice despite doing nothing
>>37783710
>walking down street
>look at a girl
>she looks up
>eyes meet
>i look away
>i look back to see if shes looking
>she wasn't but now is
>she looks away
>i walk past her
>>37788333
Do trips count?
>>37788369
this is why I don't like to go outside.
>>37785646
>>37788333
>>37787869
What about kissing to sex?
>>37788406
Im assuming so, trips have dubs within them at the end so why not. OP post her tits
>>37784997
>women = bikes
>fucking 1 slut = stealing a friends bike
It hurt to read something this stupid
not sure if mirin
>older laddy starts talking to me something about abs
>tells me she's not trying to look like me, like teenager just wants to get rid of some fat, i am in my mid 30s too, not sure how to feel about that comment, i lift for strength
>>37785144
>my opinion is fact
>be me at party of old school
>still got some mates from the year under me so decided to go there and check out some drunk younger bitches
>training since beginning of this year, most of the ppl didn't see me in over a year tho
>i was extremly skinny, gained 20+ lbs since
>first mires starting with old mates "anon what happened with you"
>"omg anon, whatever you've taken, please give me some of it" and weird shit like that
>some drunk chick walks up to me
>asks me what my name is
>tell her and ask what she is doing here
>"ah i'm just drinking here with my boyfriend"
>literally stood there with 3 or 4 other mates who all tried to talk to her but she only asked me
>decided to go somewhere else cuz the slut got a boyfriend anyways
>walk to group of other 3 chicks
>knew one of them so talked to her
>ask her where a mate of me is
>"oh anon, come we search him"
>grabs my arm and puts it around hers
>after searching some time her 2 friends come up to me
"oh anon aren't you in ... school?, we will be there in some months"
>literally never talked to them before so dunno how they know i'm in that school
>after being bored of the drunk sluts i go to my mate and just sit there
>some guy who also lifts but i never talked to comes up to me and says that i gained a lot
>spend rest of the evening talking to fitguy about supplements/exercises/bitches
>At a birthday party last night
>Kind of standing on my own
>Some random walks up to me and starts to chat
>7-8/10
>Notice her necklace
>
>>37785144
>>37785470
Channelling the bateman
>>37785470
Rollan
>>37788333
>>37785470
>>37783710
Op i rolled trips now tits
>>37784305
I'm constantly blowing it with girls I know are into me. It's a bad feel.
>>37787237
What the heck is a hip dip?
Also congrats, reading stuff like this makes me forget for a minute that I will never make it
>>37787437
well, "bottoming out" aka hitting the cervix can be pretty painful to women, while the colon is infinite so I guess gay dudes can appreciate a big schlong more
>>37787842
text them, now.
If you arent sure ask your sis for advice, she's your sister, she's there to help you.
dont fucking blow this, do it for the rest of us
>>37788246
I would throw a smoke bomb and run away.
that is probably in my top5 nightmares
>>37785420
>you are literally 15 years old
SOLID
>you guys are so gay
...
>>37788767
>>spend rest of the evening talking to fitguy about supplements/exercises/bitches
I bet that was the best part of the evening, so comfy
>>37789086
ye it really was lol
>Got back from university on Thursday
>End up going out for a night on the town with a couple of friends from school
>Meet girl I knew from sixth form
>She's surprised when she sees me, says I look really good, mentions how much I've changed (lost about 55kg)
>She's looking pretty good herself, lost a little weight now nice and slim, good body
>She calls me on facebook later in the night and says she wants to see me
>She gets out of a taxi with her brother and ends up walking home with me
>While we're walking home she says no sex which I'm fine with
>Things get fairly hot and heavy
>End up stripping down to underwear, she takes off her bra and we have some fun
>Text her today and ask her if she's up to anything tomorrow since I'll have a free house in the day
>Get this response
>Not sure where to go from here
Can I get some help? I'm not too good with girls until we get into bed and I slip it into the vagoo since I'm pretty well hung
>>37789252
You're chasing a lil too hard, let her come to you broski, finger her a bit, tease her hard, just slither on in, get a lil rapey and blame it on the heat of the passion
>>37785413
First thing I thought
>>37788245
thanks senpai
>>37788964
Where you start to pull her panties off and she lifts her hips off the bed to make them slide off easier.
>>37789285
Maybe I should have tried something along those lines but I'm pretty apprehensive about trying that with a girl I've never been intimate with before.
If I fuck I fuck, I'm not too bothered but I'm just not sure what to say next here.
>>37784399
>I can barely do 1-2-3-4
Fuck you, you entitled shit! I would kill to lift 1-2-3-4! Take your head out of your ass and get it through your thick fucking skull that you're a strong, buff dude now.
>>37785458
fuck off weabo cunt
>>37784962
I want your life. Please, teach me.
>>37787736
Why are you fantasizing with 9/10 girls you idiot
>>37788338
>hongcouver
you're thinking of Richmond newfriend. im from van tho
>>37787109
young fuckable grant vincent
told this guy on stream he could fuck any sloot if he got fit and he agreed, said he'd start working out
two months later he ends stream early to go fuck a girl he met
they grow up so fast
>>37787702
I'm not one of the guys you replied to, but the way I see it, you're just looking for an excuse to make yourself feel good under guise of friendship.
Just tell your friend what she was like, don't fuck his girl, that's ridiculous, have you no spine?
You already have your opinion, but a friend that fucks your girl is no friend at all, the kind of guy that moves furniture alone because nobody feels like helping out a douchebag
>>37785378
>>37785378
>>37785378
downtown Vancity represent! holy shit the amount of hot women here. goddamn.
>be me going to see my dad first time in 3-4 months
>he got diagnozed a deathly illness a few days ago and has birthday so a lot of family members are there
>dad mires my arms and lats in front of everyone
>aunt and uncle also started noticing and complementing me
dad mires are the best, especially when he is ill and i'll probably not see him so much anymore
>>37789314
just wait a few days, hit her up and talk to her a bit. then ask her when she's free.
>>37784924
>then I realised my fly was open and I had toilet paper stuck to my shoe
>>37787748
Stats and lifts?
>>37785213
>things that happened
>this
At least make it believable next time
>>37787842
What are your currents stats and lifts when this happened?
>>37789314
if you're frenching, you're already bangin. All you gotta do is take the next step regardless of what her feelings are.
For the texting, if you're not sure, say nothing. There's no law that penalizes you for not replying to a text
>>37785378
Vancouver representing sup bro. Wanna chill
>jeans are getting too tight
>leg day paying off senpai
>go to Target to get a couple pairs of jeans
>looking for the right size
>notice girl looking towards me
>look around wondering if anyone else is around me
>nope she's definitely looking at me
>ohshit.jpg
>mfw her boyfriend walks up and they leave
At least she was mirin, right?
>>37790074
Pretty much 1-2-3-4. I'm only 5'8 though so i always get asked if i'm roids by my family and friends. When that happened though i was busy doing my army interview and testing so they were thinking i was some sort of chad i guess. I can deal with guys but i'm retarded in front of grills somehow
>>37787786
She wanted to fuck. Similar convowhen I started a new job:
>hey anon I heard you have a kid
>yeah, that's right
>so are you still with the mother?
>yes
>oh, cool
Not even bullshitting. Something about guys with kids gets a certain type of girls juices flowing.
>>37790150
for me it's also the same, most girls mirin/starring at me have boyfriends...it's weird
>>37789029
Would you want your little sister to fuck your friends? You gotta think about the way his sister sees it, so i wouldn't ask her for advice
>>37790240
I kind of take it as a compliment in a sense. You got someone already claimed, mirin you? Seems like they're thinking, "what if?" but that's just me.
>>37789815
Enjoy chlamydia
>>37788361
i got the same, since i put on some weight, people seem to smile at me way more often, just like the cute girl at the grocery store last week that said "i wish you a happy rest of the day" that didn't say the same thing to the guy that bought stuff before me (i didn't act nice or anything either) or the cute gym bunny that always smiles at me when she comes in or leaves the gym (i'm working there tho and she's probably just being nice)
>>37785213
fakeest and gayest post in the thread desu senpai
>>37785470
fine, rollin
>>37789953
If the disease really is deadly you should spend some more time with your dad! He might be gone soon
>>37785470
Where's the tits
>>37785646
Where's the tits
>used to be full potato mode
>we're talking ZERO upper body muscle development
>dad bod engaged
>nine months later look entirely different
>girl i've been friends with for a couple years notices a comparison picture i posted
>suddenly talks to me almost every other day
>starts sending selfies and asking what color hair dye she should go with etc
>mfw we end up having conversations about doujin fetishes
>>37790322
well it's liver cirrhosis and possibly liver cancer but that they aren't sure yet
>at the mall yesterday talking to some girls
>zipper sleeveless hoodie, my chest and a little bit of gains are showing
>have a few girls around me talking to them
>security guard tries to get me kicked out of the mall says im dressed inappropriately
>have to go to customer service to complain
Anyway short story shorter, news knows about this now as well actually they are looking into it and might do a petty piece on it since it might have been on tape lol
>>37787988
This desu. 0 for wouldn't fuck, 1 for would fuck.
>>37789970
>>37790110
T-thanks guys
I've taken the girl she's out with home before as well so I just hope she isn't going to cockblock the fuck out of me
>>37784962
Well where should I buy faggot? I need a nice casual suit
>>37790411
good job mang
>>37789953
That sucks anon, I hope your dad gets better
