Why does my butthole itch all the time?
>take a shower
>put body wash on luggage and scrub my anus
>finger my asshole just to be sure
>dry off after shower
>an hour later anus itches
>scratch it, sniff finger
>doesn't even smell
WTF is going on!
>>37778788
Not luggage, luffa
>>37778788
You have worms pajeet, better poo in the loo
do you put fucking bodywash into your anus?
>>37778835
Only on the outside. I just finger myself with just the water very I use body wash.
You probably have HSV 2, aka herpes. I never had sores, just itchiness. I'm not saying you took a dick in the ass...sweat is enough to have it travel down there.
>>37778788
You opened some small wounds when you stretch. It's like how wounds itch on any other parts of the body when scabs form, wounds in your anus is going to itch when they're healing.
Either that or you're just craving for some cock
>>37778788
this is a precursor symptom to haemorrhoids
>stop sitting so much fatass
>>37778887
OK, I used an electric razer on my ass a few weeks ago and I think I nicked myself.
It can be related to a dietary allergy as well. Dairy is a common one.
>>37778887
>you're just craving for some cock
truth?
you have pinworms
>>37780734
Well mine itches whenever I crave some cock inside me.
>>37780775
interesting.
>>37778788
1. add some fish oil in your daily pill routine to reduce inflammation.
2. get some Gold Bond (or similar store brand) "body powder" and dust the crotch of your briefs (boxer shorts are useless).
3. start going below parallel with your back squats.
>done
Have u tried changing ur soap. My old soap used to make my arse burn as well
>>37778788
>uses Briggs & Stratton-powered cleaning tools to power-strip 7 layers of skin off his asshole
>wonders why he's having problems
Listen you dumb fuck, your asshole isn't welded out of 14 gauge stainless steel, it's just flesh, and it's actually fairly delicate and sensitive flesh, so no fucking wonder if you're scrubbing the living fuck out of it you're having problems.
That and you might have hemorrhoids.
Either way stop using a goddamned loofa on your asshole, you dumb shit.
surprised no one said it yet
HEMORROIDS
>>37778788
you have hemorrhoids, jock itch, thrush, a fissure, pinworms, and/or just a good ol' chafed anus. Do your best and try to stop scratching it for a week and see if it goes away. If it doesn't then set up an appointment with a doc.
Enterobius
i always shart every fucking 5 minutes
its nasty
