does your gf argue with you less now that you're swole? is she finally listening because of all that test?
>>37778504
my gf left me after i got swole
>feels bad man
>>37778504
But I don't even lift.
>>37778504
I noticed my gf got more clingy after i started bodybuilding.
>>37778504
>that gyno
>>37778504
>your gf
Y-yeah my gf says a lot of things! Women, am I right fellas?
>>37778504
>/fit having girlfriends
>not gay
>>37778504
>your gf
what did you mean by this
>>37778504
>gf
>implying
My girlfriend always listened to me. In fact when it was her birthday back in May she asked me where I wanted to go. It's gotten to a point where she's almost too submissive.
Story-time. eff your greentext.
Split up with the hottest girl around. Nick-name "Shakira".
I was pretty big for 5'9 because of hockey training and prohormones. Lost all gains due to work after hockey season. Girl argued with me a lot because older dudes giving her so much attention at the mall where she worked. so we split up.. A rich mortgage broker with a BMW actually hooked up with her. I go into blind rage for a month, same as a previous time when she was dating a 6'3 250lb benchpress champ before I actually commited to her. Told her I was going to use a bat on that guy because it was only fair for my size. lol. Anyways, Blind rage mode engaged.13 hr work days followed by 2 hours in gym on 750mg test/wk. No life whatsoever for whole month. Gained 22 pounds. Tried to beg her back like a beta. didn't work at all but she let me over to talk after a weird night she was supposed to be out but came back to her house early where I was celebrating a mutual friends birthday. No talking awkward stares, hi-stress for 15 min till I left. Anyways I'm over a couple nights later being beta. It isn't working so I flip out and punch her fucking wall and told her I didn't need her bullshit anyway and she'll never have me again. Instant change of attitude on her part and we end up making out and fucking within 5 min. Learned a lot about life that day boys!!! This is a girl that seemed to hate when I would talk about bashing someones head in for stealing our tiki torches and shit like that...but her real instincts would kick in somewhere in there.
>>37778504
>Limiting myself to one clingy bitch now that the internet exists and I have a solid 8/10 body
Tinder makes it possible to fuck any of the hottest girls around you, no reason not to.
>>37779838
>no greentext
>>37779838
so basically you're an angry manlet and some tall bodybuilder/tall rich banker stole ur gf
>>37779838
Get cucked fag
>>37779249
Haha! Yes, my girl friend also is a bit mad. She doesn't even know my real name is Gizmo and i have Autizmo
>Me and my gf argue alot
>argue in car in olive garden parking lot
>she pushes my shoulder
>I put my my hand in a stiff arm motion, push her face
>I actually push her jaw hard, she gets knocked out
>gf doesn't argue anymore
breh
>>37779838
>things that never happened: the post
>closest things to female contact atm is my fleshlight and girlfriend ASMR videos
>tfw I'm about to fuck my "girlfriend"
if anyone knew what the fuck I was doing right now, man...
>>37780103
you're a real piece of shit
>>37780390
dude I just started doing the same thing man.
its just so comforting to relax in bed listening to a nice relaxing asmr video.
>>37779249
Iktf bro, my gf is the same way haha.
>>37782141
You're a cuck. A bitch needs to learn her place.
