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>go to gym this morning
>doing bench, trying to hit PR
>going for it, can't get it up for last 2 reps
>middle aged regular comes over to help me with fingers
>pushes down on my last rep
>I struggle for like 15 seconds but finally get it up
>says he's seen me coming for a while, admiring my tenacity and weight loss
>mildly sperg out, thank him
>get on treadmill to finish
>qt middle aged milf gets on one next to me and barely has a walking pace
>catch her occassionally glance
>mfw every other treadmill was pretty much empty
>mfw have nice DOMS and feels now
>>37776499
false mirin:
>be me, yesterday
>doing weighted dips
>notice a high test girl watching me
>go for extra reps because i feel stronger
>finish my last set and unhook the chain
>look down at my hand and realize that i cut it earlier
>lots of blood
>she was staring at that
>go home and look for the helium tank
m..mom said i'm gettin big though, so that has to mean something, right?
>>37776499
Hit on by a dilf and a milf in the same sesh sounds like you're just what that married couple needs to spice up their 20 year old marriage.
>moved a few hundred km away from home for work but still visit my hometown regurarly
>cousin wins some amateur boxing championship and our local newspaper brings a story about him
>pretty small city; around 10.000 residents
>I was present at the fight and we took a picture together with his whole team and the belt
>picture gets printed with the article
>get a call from my cousin who tells me he looks small next to me, joking around that he probably needs to move to a higher weight class because of this
>he also tells me what he heard about my ex (he is friends with her little sister)
>she saw me in the newspaper and started to cry
>bitch diched my former skinny ass before college
>feels really good
>>37776592
>m..mom said i'm gettin big though
No better feel than mom mirin
>>37776970
Good shit bro
>>37776970
If she cried because you got fit and better looking, she wasn't worth it in the first place.
Good riddance and find yourself a decent woman.
>>37777104
>tfw mom tries to show you off to her friends
>>37776592
>mfw my mom told me to stop lifting because I got too big according to her feminine mind
fucking gain goblin!
>>37776970
Post pics. For science of course.
Today when I was at the store I turned around and saw a girl looking at me from a distance.
What did it mean
>>37778482
Suicide bomber
>2 pl8 bench
>feel good, do 6 reps
>never done 6 reps before
>8/10 powerlifter chick is doing lat pulldowns behind me
>always stare when she isn't looking
>she sees me rack 2 pl8s, looks me up and down real quick
>i give her a soft smile
>look away, finish up and leave
>at party last night
>The thing happens where dudes just randomly take off their shirts for a bit
>I do the same
>Girl next to me gasps and tells me I look amazing
>Got a few grils rub their hands over my chest
Felt gud
>>37778296
your mom wants you to cummy in her
if you do a good job maybe you get tendies ;^)
>>37778482
she likes corgis desu
>>37778538
>Year 2016
>Not giving birches the hard smile
>>37778568
>at party last night
YOURE A FUCKING NORMIE FUCK OFF
>>37776970
Jelly ex's are the best feels. Good work fampai.
>HIGH TEST girl from work wanted to fuck me
>messaged me on facebook
>didnt invite her over because I have AUTISM
bump for semi-epic bread with 8 scoops...Good goin lads. Pic related is me 7 years ago at 208 lbs 9% b.f. Now I'm 180 16% but we're gonna make it to glory again. Let me tell you. it's worth it when your there!!!
>>37778296
>catch mom miring
Posting this again because it's my only semi-interesting mire story.
>get mooned in rugby game
>students' union newspaper photographer takes a picture
>posts it on rugby team website
>"best thing about rugby" written in the description
>lots of qts and benders mirin in the comments
I didn't want this mixed feel.
>>37778903
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
wtf i hate fit now
>>37778296
She might pimp you out to her cougar friends for bake trays.
>>37778482
She thinks you're gay
>>37778861
Pics please
>>37779023
you forgot no homo
>>37778572
>fug mom's friend
>promise we won't talk about it
>mom and all her friends host a monthly event called "girls night" where they just get blasted on wine and talk about tfw no more period
>it's being hosted at my parents house
>stop by house to pick up my ps2
>almost everyone stares at me the whole time I'm there
>can tell that bitch told all my moms friends we fugged
Mom either knows or is going to know soon and I'm not looking forward to that conversation
>>37779056
You got a fine ass breh. Rugby players in general are hot when they're not busted
>>37779100
>when they're not busted
so almost never
>>37778608
God this meme is shit suck a fat fucking cock
>Be back home on leave
>washing my own dishes cuz good boy points
>mom comes behind me
>squeezes my lats
>flexed lats as soon as I felt her hands
>"your back is so hard sweetie"
>don't respond.....
Don't know how to feel
Also my mom always shows me off to her friends.
Granted they are old and don't apply make up anymore. All her friends always tell her how handsome I am in that native moon speak.and how they wanna introduce me to their daughters. All the while I look naive and mom has tell me what they said after they leave.
>tfw their daughters are all probably stuck up intellectual Asians going pre-med.
>tfw no matter how much I lift, it won't make up for no degree. To them I'm just a blue collar failure
>fuck asian standards
>jogging to gym this morning
>catch up to a cardio bunny at an intersection
>"good morning, nice weather for a run isn't it? :) :)"
>uhh haha yeah you too
>sprint to the gym
Why am I like this /fit/
>>37779174
2nd family mirin story
>be sick
>chilling in bed
>sister walks in with Tiger balm
>"mom says I have to apply this on your chest"
>reveal my torso from under blankie, I sleep with just boxer-briefs
>sis stares a little too long
>starts rubbing it all over my neck and chest.
>she starts going down to my lmao2pack
>confused as fuck because lungs are within rib cage
>goes to my Adonis belt, even went under my boxer-briefs a little
>at this point I grab her hands because uncomfortable
>ask her why she needs to go that low.
>she replies "the toxins run through your circulatory system, and you had a lot of veins on your lower stomach"
>don't know how to feel
>>37779079
is she married? the friend i mean
>>37779290
what the fuck
>>37779290
Why'd you stop her?
Wincest fantasies aside I would have waited to see what the fuck she was doing
>>37779324
Divorced and relatively young compared to the rest of the social group.
>be training at gym
>amateur bb'er I talk to casually introduces me to high test but only high test in the booty latina
>bitch is smoking hot. Tiny everything except lower body
>she asks me how tall I am while doing elevator eyes
>she said to bb'er "you should take him on as your protégé. He already has the proper foundation and height.
>doing abs around sexy latina later. Abs cramp and knot up. Feels bad mang.
>Immediately make a face that looks like I'm getting pounded by BBC.
>flip on to my stomach and stretch out abs
>hot latina saw the whole thing
REEEEEEÈEEEEEEEEE
>>37779368
its not totally fucked then, but yeah your mum knows and its possible more of her friends will try shit with you.
IMO dont do it, may ruin relationship with ur mum.
>>37779366
Winest is only hot in porn fampai
I would never fuck my sister. It just feels wrong on a deep primal level.
I have seen her completely nude once when she forgot to lock her door and she was fapping in the bath tub with her sonic toothbrush on her clit.
I flapped to that memory that night. She had an amazing body. She doesn't work out but she is blessed with the perfect fat distribution.
Felt really disgusted after fapping tho.
What's wrong with me.
>>37779466
You must become more degenerate, it's the only option.
>>37778581
What's the hard smile, senpai?
>>37778799
hope you cover that tattoo with something less cringworthy
>>37779466
That's just your reptile brain holding you back anon
You must beat your instincts and fuck your sister
Do you give up when your brain tells you to stop working out? I'd hope not
So why stop with this? Come on you can make it
>>37778799
>tribal tattoo
>>37779380
>abs cramp up
How?
>>37779667
Not the guy who posted it but i tok have had an ab cramp shit just happens
>>37779667
Not him, but as someone that rarely does ab isolations, when I do them, I get crampy af
>a lot of high school girls go to my gym
>all wearing yoga pants or volleyball shorts
>know what their doing; always trying to initiate eye contact with all the nondyels in the gym
>occasionally catch glimpses from them
>I never return the glance
>pretend Im oblivious to them
Fuckin jailbaits fucking with my workouts.
>37777777
Don't mind me, just gotta see
>>37776592
Similar story here, once I had my shorts the wrong way round and only noticed when I was in the locker room.
>>37777777
Fuck
>>37779466
happens, just don't get hung up on it, and it'll be fine
i mean, shouldn't have fapped but yeah
>>37779667
I never did abs isolation throughout SL.
I thought squats would work them. To a degree they did.
I'm pretty sure it's because I do abs last. I just cramp up after first set, gotta stretch it out. Then I'm fine.
>>37779466
This anon might be gone but it's worth a shot
Any pics of sis?
>>37779760
Do I tell my sister this? Or take this to my grave. I feel really guilty about it.
>>37779802
talk about what your interactions with your sister have been like since
when did this happen?
>>37779802
Would you tell anyone else you fapped to them? How could that make anything better? You tell it at confession, and then you forget about it and try not to lust after anyone anymore. Peace.
>Working out with back brace because broken back last year left it all fucked up and vulnerable
>Back to dyel mode because I can't lift shit
>Muthafuckas always starting at me
>Hear some Indian dude chuckle and say to his friends "I wonder what that's for"
>Kids ten years younger than me out lift me
>A couple of women too
>Feel their disdainful stares
>Lose motivation to work out
>Feels bad man
>>37778568
fuckin normie
>>37779800
Pls no fap.
>>37779861
Maybe when you notice them staring, you say it's for my broken back? Whoever doesn't respect afterwards is an idiot.
>>37779875
Hey. It's me again. Why'd you post that? That wasn't smart. Perhaps as an exercise, try *not* to indulge complete strangers online.
>>37779855
Thanks senpai
>>37779842
I don't think she knew I wasked in. She had music blasting. Nothing has changed.
> Me, the other day
> Set of T-pushups with 20 lbs a side
> Two older ladies applaud.
Embarrassing. I'm not even big. I am small.
> me: "Those aren't as hard as they look"
Still, made me chuckle for the day.
>>37779802
If it makes you feel better
>Be day drinking
>Go pick some shit up at my sister's
>Her and my mom are laying down in bed chilling
>Hot summer day, sister is wearing booty shorts and nothing else on bottom
>Nice view of legs and feet
>Fuck it, decide to take a picture
>Silence everything on phone
>Pretend to text while talking to them
>Take picture
>Fucking shutter sound
>What the fuck, I muted everything
>They both notice I'm obviously taking pictures of her
>Try my hardest to poker face but I've been caught
>Sweating profusely, I just leave
>Proceed to get drunk as shit afterwards
They never mentioned anything about it but holy shit was that embarrassing
>>37779875
L O N D O N?
>>37779899
I need to know I'm not a degenerate.
Im hoping other people would find her attractive.
Plus I cropped out details...
>>37779904
post pics
>>37779876
Nah I just hate the attention and wish they would just not notice me and let me squat 75 lbs in peace
>>37779922
I'd do it.
>>37779919
I deleted it right away in case she got pissed off and wanted to see it or something. I also have constant sexual dreams of her, but I don't feel any attraction IRL, in fact I feel pretty awkward around her because to the average person she's a 9.5/10, shit sucks pham
>>37779904
Pix
>>37778568
stats?
>>37779904
It doesn't make feel better. Just tell them you were taking selfies for online dating
>>37779876
Do wrestling/bodyweight exercises for the back abd repair it.
Good luck.
>>37779861
>>37779876
why would he say anything? who the fuck cares? it's bad enough that he compares himself to everyone in eye sight no need to walk around explaining himself too
just mind your own business, fucking work out and leave
>go get bubble tea with my gym brother while wearing tank
>random old asian guy "wow so big"
>he does a double bicep to me
>I'm flustered as fuck
>all the average qt3.14 asian girls are now looking
>old man grabs my arm and tells me to flex
>I don't engage.
>wait for my drink like an autismo while my gym bro laughs at me
How the fuck would you salvage this
>>37779953
Well, I can make you feel better.
>be me
>be 16
>cousin has wedding
>you know, that hype kind of wedding, music, alcohol, food, more alcohol
>have fun with others
>get tired at one point
>sit down to grasp some air
>nice girl next to me starts discussion
>7/10, blonde, blue eyes, petite
>have a nice talk for half an hour
>decide to go behind the building in which the wedding party was because music too loud and can't chill
>she grabbed me by the forearm while leading me out
>chill behind the building
>talk for an hour
>start getting close
>physically, that is
>decide to make a move
>say something like "betcha can't outwrestle me"
>she starts one upping me
>carefully tackle her and take her down on the grass
>probably touched some hips or ass, don't remember though
>my male cousins catch us
>"dude, we've been looking for you all the time"
>they stare at us for a long time
>"dude, that's like your cousin"
>tfw I didn't know
>tfw she didn't know
>tfw dodged a fucking bullet
>tfw could've been caught by the older family members
Wew, got a bit sweaty here.
But yeah, if I'd be as much outgoing and talkative as now, I'd probably dip my dick in her back then.
>>37779174
Get the degree, it's never too late, nothing beats someone with a degree that has a hard working mentality
>>37779290
According to porn she should've insisted "cmon just let me do it" to which you say "but you're my sister", then u fug
>>37778568
>The thing happens where dudes just randomly take off their shirts for a bit
What? I've never been to a party where guys just take their shirts off at some point, unless of course it's a pool party.
What's the fucking context to this?
>>37779625
Talk to me after you've worked as a bouncer and been with over 80 women between 4 years of long-term relationships, son.
>>37780070
Not going to kill you to show off a little, especially when people are askin for it.
>>37779397
Don't do what? I already smashed.
>>37780241
Happens at most parties I go to. I dunno what really triggers it, but I'm guessing alcohol plus people wanting to show off do it. I just go along with it but I never really start it.
>>37777778
>Off by one septs
>>37780339
Are you talking about house parties? And is this common in the US or are you from somewhere else?
>>37779861
Dude this is a mirin thread, what're you doing
>>37780417
House parties. Might just be my part of the US (CO) but it seems common.
>>37780480
Do fat people do it too? Also post body (no homo)
>>37780252
did you count all of them till you hit 80?
>drinking in bar with friends
>Girl at table next to us grabs my bicep squeezes it
>I'm 6'4 and standing, I sperg out, give her a 'what do you think you're doing' look
>Wake up next morning cold and alone
>Realise what happened
Well at least I'm making it.. Right guys?
>>37780497
Not really. It's mostly skinnyfats.
My gf's flatmate said i have the body he wished he had nad knwos that there would be no point in trying to flirt with her because she is used to much better
I'm just ottermode at best but it fells good desu
>>37778368
>mfw my mom told me to stop lifting because I got too big according to her feminine mind
this, i even actually replied "for you!" but she obviously didnt know what is was talking about so i just walked away awkwardly in silence
>>37780585
hot tbqh
did other guys comment on your physique?
>>37780601
Thanks breh. Not really, there was another dude or two who lifted there. I do get a lot of comments from dudes though elsewhere so it's nice.
>be chilling with friend's small get together.
>know everyone there except host friend's new prospect girl
>she seems chill. Really friendly. Too friendly with me
>we all smoking dat ganja
>she somehow lies her head on my lap on the couch
>dafuq.jpg
>no one seems to care
>fast forward everyone going to bed including host friend
>she goes to bed with him
>I'm just chilling watching TV
>she comes out over his room and joins me
>curled up right next to me all comfy
>she tells me I'm so big compared to my friends
>all my friends are manlets and lanklets. None of them weigh over 140
>t-thanks....
>get autismo because my host friend is trying to get with her
>tell her I need to go home to sleep
>she's wrapping her arms around me telling me to stay
>"you can't drive, you're high. We can just sleep on the couch.
>"I live 2 miles away. It's 2 am. We live in suburbs. I think I'll be fine."
>pry heterogeneous off me
>walk out and drive home
I guess I'm not alpha guys. I couldnt cuckhold my friend. Am I going to make it guys?
>>37779918
would definitely fuck anon tbqh
>>37778368
are u me?
>>37780700
You did the right thing. Friends are worth more than pussy. Always.
Also, let your friend know she's a slut.
>>37780599
Geh schlafen brk
>>37780457
It's kind of relevant since it's attention and I'm autismo
>>37779904
kek anon you need to learn to think on your feet
>chilling on couch on phone
>sister starts changing in front of me
>turn to camera and take a pic
>shuttersound
>"what the fuck anon"
>huh? oh, no, im just snapchatting
>show her selfie
>>37777778
Not chekt
>>37780772
Why was she changing in living room.
Did your parents not teach her proper etiquette?
>>37780741
I didn't have to. She got with another distant acquaintance of mine. That nigga was just rich. He wasn't better than my friend in any way.
>>37780700
>she goes to bed with him
>I'm just chilling watching TV
>she comes out over his room and joins me
you don't want sloppy seconds anyway
>>37779100
Why is it that half of /fit/ are faggots
>>37780873
She came out like 5 minutes after. My friend told me he never hit it. He was probably too sleepy to try.
>>37779079
Post a pic of the broad.
>>37779079
Pics. Oh God. Fucking cougars and milfs get me so hard. They are so much more appreciative and know how to fuck. Just knowing I'm fucking someone's mom will make me cum pornstar volume
>>37780241
It happens. A lot. Every party I've been to. It usually is a combination of alchohol, qt3.14s, and showing off.
>>37780952
you couldn't have known for certain at the time, so it was still the right call
>>37779554
>chatting up this qt pie
>only get to see her for a week
>had to go across country for 2 months for work
>still skipping her every night
>really get to know her and I open up
>finally get back home
>she's ecstatic to see me
>we fug on the first night back. She came twice
>she cuts all contact with me the day after
>don't even get a break up
>why do women like to use and throw me away
I don't know what I'm doing anymore
Am I going to make it /fit/?
This isn't the first time this has happened.
I'm afraid to open up to women now
>>37781179
What's the difference between motorcycles and women?
Women are whores and liars.
>>37780252
>he's this mad about being laughed at for his ugly tribal tattoo that he feels the need to justify it with his shitty job choice and count how many hags he's slept with
Oh boy.
I guess you could say quality over quantity.
tipperino kekkerino
>>37781179
That really sucks. I've been through that on a deeper level. Knew the person for years... I don't know man.
>family vacation
>mom enjoys rubbing sun tan lotion into my back a little too much
>>37781246
you're getting in good with the holder of the GBP
enjoy the free tendies, it's free gains
>be virgin
>go to massage parlor
>no intent on anything illegal
>get a fatty fat fatty asian mama-San as my masseuse
>massage room looks like a shifty love hotel room
>built in shower
>she asks me to shower off
>strip away from her really self conscious
>shower and quickly get under a tiny sheet meant to cover my ass
>she gives a shitty massage
>asks me if I play sports
>I reply I don't
>asks MD what my muscle is from while grabbing at bicep
>I tell her I just go to the gym
>30 minstrel of shifty massage she starts grabbing near my loins
>boner activated
>oh it's that kind of shady parlor
>she says hand job is $20, $50 blow job, $100 for fucking
>don't even consider third option because I would kill myself if I lose my virginity to fatty
>tell her I didn't bring much money
>she insists to see my wallet to negotiate
>I forbid it
>talk her down to $30 bj
>I dont know what bj is suppose to feel like but this one feels shitty.
>she blows me for 20mins lel
>finally take pity on her
>just finish myself off
Thank God my virginity is still intact
I went to eat in a great local Chinese restaurant I love wother my mom aND dad both of who are morbidly obese while I'm decently /fit/. The guy who works there and always seats people asks me if I'm sure I want a booth (they are more comfy bitches) and I can see.him looking at my approaching parents who are still outside. Poor guy still has the accent and all and I say that it's still easier this way and he says they are just so big, I kek and say I know cause I live with them, he just smiles anqd walks me to a booth meant for 6 people
>>37781456
So basically I was indirectly mired because he didn't lump me in with them
>>37781456
Why is Chinese food so good? I prefer Chinese buffet over murrican/international buffets. It's not even real Chinese food either. It's been crafted perfectly for fat white people's taste buds.
I had to stop going to Chinese buffets. I was easily racking up 6 plated each time.
>med student interning at hospital
>been following a patient's case for the last two weeks
>middle aged widow, mother of 3
>caught her mirin a few times
>act professionally
>weekend off
>get a call from a nurse
>hey anon, it's patient's birthday today
>she invited you to her "party"
>think it's some prank
>mfw they're serious
>I don't live far away from the hospital so I go there
>she is so happy because I'm attending her little hospital get together
>I joke and say I'm sorry I didn't bring you any presents
>she says I could give her one right now
>asks me to take a picture with her so she will remember me when she gets discharged
>get ready for the picture
>she asks me to take off my shirt for the pic
>everyone laughing
>I take my shirt off (qt nurse is mirin)
>for that second she looked like the happiest woman on earth
>>37781341
what are these free tendies i keep reading about?
>>37781509
>no belt with jeans
Always wear belts with long pants sempai. Belts are what separate you from fatties and poor people.
>>37781509
That's oddly unprofessional and weird but you're hot
>>37781509
fuckin kek.
better hope the dean doesant find out about this
>>37778572
Omg yes mommy
>>37781536
how about you buy pants that actually fit you fucking mongoloid
>>37781632
you buy pants that fit AND wear a belt, otherwise you look like an idiot
pants without belt is equivalent to wearing camo shorts
>>37779875
You're bretty cute fampai
>>37781655
Nobody believes this except you
You autist
>>37781632
Learn the basics of men's fashion sempai. I bet you think it's okay to wear brown shoes with black pants.
>>37781709
belts never make anything look worse if they're well paired. worst case scenario you look exactly the same.
>>37781722
this desu
>>37776592
Probably looked pretty alpha desu. I hope you wiped off your blood
>>37781722
i know not to mix-and-match shoe/belt colours
that's about it
>>37781747
Rules on formal wear is matching belt and shoes within somewhat the same shade of the color.
It gets a little more complex for casual wear. You can complement instead of match. Do some fashion research. Don't take /fa/'s advice. They are all edge lords.
>>37780589
>gf
>has a male roommate
I got bad news senpai
>>37779079
>ps2
>2016
>be marine, training 3 years, turned in natty card
>home on leave
>get temp membership at big gym
>full of high school age and early 20s chicks
>free mires all week
>chick tried to start conversation with "have you always worked out here?"
>only word I can mumble is "nah"
jokes on her I'm still autistic
>>37781833
p-post body?
>>37781509
that makes me very happy anon.
>>37781743
Quick question: what belts do you recommend I buy to wear with jeans? I use a belt regularly because I was fat and now I'm not, but I haven't bought new clothes.
>>37781722
What's wrong with wearing brown shoes with black pants?
Please respond
>>37782016
T R U M P
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http://www.ebay.com/sch/Donald-Trump-Leather-Belts-for-Men/2993/bn_8188436/i.html
>>37776970
This story made me so happy because is like my fantasy come true. I hope to fucking hell that one day my ex sees my new body (she broke up with me when I was also a skelly) and feels like shit about it.
Good shit m8. You're making it
>>37782196
It's a fashion sin. You just don't do it. It doesn't look good for formal or casual wear
>>37782234
My style is somewhere between formal and casual, usually wear dark colours but wear dark brown boots and t-shirts and I think it looks alright
>>37782256
>>37782234
Like this
>>37781509
Wow haven't seen this pasta in a while
>>37777778
you'll get it next time anon
>>37782279
Looks like shit mate. Any other color shoe could be worn with casual black pants if you complement with the right top
>>37782279
That black shirt and black pants do not go with the brown dress shoes
>>37779875
gonna force myself to fap to this
>>37779875
I just fapped to this. Wasn't easy, but I'm proud of myself.
>>37782468
>>37782507
>>37780252
Man you're a fag
>>37782428
Why though? I think it looks good.. and I wear that combo at least once a week
>>37782547
From an aesthetic point of view based solely on colors. And its really hard to pull off black on black. Sorry sempai, it just doesn't work. Step up your fashion game
>>37781397
Jesus christ that was funny
>>37781863
this is before the cut I'm on and not a good pic, but I'm in bed on my phone so that's as good as its gettin
>>37782635
>roiding for this
>>37778572
So you've been to the xev thread on /gif/?
>>37782705
I didn't roid, I took sarms like a year ago. Didnt do much as far as i can tell, but I can't claim natty anymore
>>37779918
Yeah she looks hot. Can't relate tho, my sister is ugly desu I would never bang
>>37781536
This guy gets it
>>37781179
Your dicks too small
>>37782890
What sarms m8
>>37782635
post stats height weight routine diet bloodgroup etc
>>37782635
Have you ever been in a fight?
>be me
>never get mired
wew
>>37782635
Manlet
>>37781536
Retard
>enter bathroom for shower
>walk past mirror
>mirin
>>37779904
Bro for next time, if they look at you funny you have to be SUPER casual and just be like "Using the front facing camera"
It's not perfect, but it's better than your "please dont tell daddy" pokerface
>>37780589
>gf
>male flatmate
>openly discusses flirting with her
Either they're already banging or he faps to the idea.
>>37785305
>she came twice
>banging ex last night
>"I liked you more when you were squishy"
>"You've changed"
>mid-pounding "your abs have gotten so fucking hard"
Toxic bitch always trying to make me feel insecure desu
Here's a sort of long one. I know it sounds like a meme, but bear with me.
>Staying in Chicago for work conference (I'm an accountant, trust me it isn't interesting
>Meet qt high test black girl at conference
>chat a little, but nothing comes of it
>day 2
>working out at hotel gym
>She comes in
>we chat while we work out
>we start flirting
>Says I look strong
>Haven't been lifting very long, this is the first time I've heard that
>this is what getting mired feels like
>It's incredible
>we start talking about food
>admit I've lived in Illinois my whole life and spent plenty of time in Chicago, but I had never tried Chicago Style Pizza
>She tells me I have to try the go za'
>her friends and her are going out that night
>Gonna go to Pizzeria Uno and out for drinks after
>I've got a one way ticket to pussyville.
>>37780589
flattery really does work on idiots
>>37786027
>at Uno
>place looks like an applebees
>I don't care.
>fapped before going out to make sure I don't cum too soon tonight
>her friends are obnoxious fatties
>whatever
>the food gets here
>the girls are excited
>the fatties roar with delight
>they tear into the go za' like hyenas into a carrion wildebeest
>it's horrible to watch
>I have a bite.
>Its terrible
>a gut churning amount of mozzarella
>If there was anything in the sauce besides tomatoes I wasn't tasting it
>the crust tasted like burnt butter and had the consistency of cardboard
>it was awful
>we get to the bar after
>dancing with high test black girl
>oh fuck
>she's grinding on this dick
>fully erect/10
>I have to shit
>run to bathroom
>a rancid sludge shoots out of my ass
>tell her I'm not feeling well
>go back to hotel
>shit all night
>shit all day
>see qt at conference
>she wont make eye contact with me
Fuckin chicago style za'
>>37786015
You're gonna get robbed and/or raped nigga
>>37786105
Dodged a bullet there m8
>>37778482
She wanted you to rape her. Do it next time you see her.
>>37785606
lig and ostarine
>>37785627
>stats
305 BP, 465 squat, 505 diddly, 205 ohp
>height
5'11"
>weight
205ish
>routine
a literal bro split since day one because I go to the field too much to follow a routine
>>37785685
quite a few. I'm not a very good fighter. I can man handle some dudes but I've gotten my ass beat a few times by people my size or bigger.
>>37785709
ya u right
>>37786245
>CHAD half asses his BRO SPLIT routine and squats 4.5 PLAET while you get KNEE PAIN from 120kg
>>37786245
when did you last get your ass kicked? story?
>>37780589
>>37780589
>gf's flatmate
oh am i laffing
Soon to be
>my wife's son
>>37786262
I'll have you know I take my bro split very seriously
>>37786279
not super interesting but k
>be me last jan
>in eastern europe for deployment
>2 weeks from coming home
>12 or 14 beers deep at our rec tent thing
>gotta pee
>go behind building
>whip it out and pee
>guy gets pissed at me for not making 5 minute trip to bathroom
>call him a faggot
>he takes much offense and shoves me
>shove back
>quickly goes to a ground fight where I get out grappled because he's like 240 lbs
>chokes me, I tap, he's still pissy and we argue for a bit then part
>next day cheekbone is like purple from catching an elbow or something idk
>>37781655
I agree.
Joey from friends always pissed me off because he never wore a belt with his jeans.
>>37786512
nice stats though, you seriously got those stats with a bro-split? pretty gud
>>37781744
he licked it
>>37786512
well at least he wasnt a nigger and let you go when you tapped
>>37786560
I can tell routine holds me back though. Ever since I started lifting I've been developing unevenly and trying to correct imbalances. It's a bitch, and most of my other factors (diet/sleep/etc) are perfect as long as I'm not in the field.
>>37778296
fuck her cougar friends
>>37781397
C H A D
H
A
D
>>37785953
There's a reason she's your ex
>>37781017
>Just knowing I'm fucking someone's mom
lmao
>>37779875
Anymore pics of sis?
>>37781536
>>37781561
>>37781632
>>37781655
>>37781973
Fucking summer
>be me
>visit old school at end of the year
>other old class mates and friends also there
>haven't seen most of them in over a year
>say hi to a girl
>she turns around: "omg anon what happened to you, you gained so much ... fat?"
>she seemed really confused so i asked "fat?" and flexed my bicep.
>"muscles you mean"
>"yea i meant muscles"
we both laugh and switch topic
nothing really special but keep getting this mires like EVERYDAY and everyone who hasn't seen me in the last 4-6 months+ is complementing me on my gainz
only wish it helped me to get laid/a girlfriend :,(
>>37780252
I literally laughed
>>37776592
>dipin with a new weight
>25 kg, feel so strong
>gym buddy talks about his dates and that he is having a hard time
>'anon I bet you don't have these kinds of problems, lol just send a girl a picture of you dipping and she'll be all into you"
>mfw when i don't really care about girls mirin
>mfw when I'm as gay as a purple fruitcake and i won't him to mire
>mfw when he keeps talking about girls he's fucking and it's torture.
>>37788358
Post pic. You might be delusional fatty
>>37789257
i weighted 55kg before (like 9% bf) now 65 (around 10% i'd say)
can still see my abs and i look pretty lean
>>37781523
>2016
>Doesn't know about mummy's chicken tendies.
>>37780082
Fuck that reminds me when some dude went to vegas for a wedding, met a hot chick, raised in the same town, later fucked her in her hotel room, left, and was introduced to her the next day as his cousin from back home. She didnt know either.
>>37780241
My manlet friend and his other manlet friends always do this. Shit you not theyre swole but all 5'3-5'5 tall. Its pretty funny all of us towering over them in pictures.
>>37780272
This. It's more embarrassing to not flex in those situations. Just go for it and collect mirin points.
>>37779290
Who puts tiger balm on a sick person? Is your family Asian?
>>37790787
Tiger balm is based as fuck.
>>37779918
She looks good. Don't ever talk to her about what you did. And don't ever post her pictures on the internet again.
Shit happens. Try to let it go.
>>37778608
Go back to /r9k/ you beta incel FA cuck numale, /fit/ is a board for alpha Chads.
>>37782016
You can get good brands like Tommy Hilfiger, Ralph Lauren, or Nautica belts for great prices at TJ Maxx or Marshalls. In my opinion black leather belts look best with jeans when you're wearing casual clothes like a t shirt.
>>37790928
>fit is a board for alpha chads
>most prevalent threads are >tfw [insert beta feel], fatlifting general, and a tranny evaluating people's routine and suggesting SS over and over
>on 4chan, a weeb website
anon you're delusional
>>37778482
You were in the way
>>37781820
Fuck you.
What were you born 5 years ago? Get the fuck out kindergartner piece of shotacon b8.
>>37779290
What the hell was going on there? You're sister's gay.
>>37779904
lmao
>>37778861
Last time you said the guy who wrote that was a gay.
Your a faggot.
>>37780070
Flex you idiot
>>37780525
You should have said "you like that shit?"
>>37780700
I cringed if this is true
>>37781179
How big is your penis?
No home tho
>>37780700
your friend has definitely been cucked with that woman before anyways, but for that reason I'd stay way the fuck away
anybody has that .gif with that built guy and a female reporter who's biting her lip while interviewing him? would be forever grateful !!
>>37791367
https://www.google.com/search?q=woman+interviewer+biting+lip+gif&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiEqu2Is9jNAhUB9WMKHdtvATEQ_AUICCgB&biw=1366&bih=625#imgrc=_
you fucking moron
>>hanging out at friend's birthday bbq
>>everyone there is cool af, having awesome discussions with brehs
>>reach across the table to get myself a burger
>>ask where the burger buns are
>>friend's drunk af wife grabs my ass
>>"got your buns right here, anon!"
That's what I get for wearing skinny jeans I guess. I fucking hate when my friend's wives and gfs mire me overtly like that though, it's a degenerate feel.
>>37778799
Brad?? AHaa I knew your autism had to be /fit/ fueled
>>37779466
I feel the same way in regards to my step- sisters and cousins (recently revealed step since 2 are from my aunts previous marriage) and no matter how much benis instincts kick in i cant'/won't/ couldn't fathom porking either of my senpai regardless of blood relation or not.
>>37779480
>>37779571
>>37779800
Please disregard the hicks and mail deliver a Coors Light to satiate the intensified inbreeding.
>>37791429
Now you know how woman feel
>>37780700
Jes
Can indeed call you a Patrician of a man due to resisting heat sluts.
You've made it beyond magin it
>>37781222
Dam sun i super-keked big time niga.
>>37777777
omfg
>>37780589
>GF
>Lives with male
AHAHAHAHAHHHAA
Don't worry OP your girlfriend is probably completely faithf
hahaHAHAHAHAHA
Oh fuck, you idiot!
>>37780585
Stats and lifts?
>>37778799
Stats and lifts when you had that?
>>37778368
What are your stats and lifts?
>>37792808
>>37792821
>>37792852
Why don't you just ask everyone in one comment?
>>37779861
Fuck that dumb Pajeet, you've got far more balls than he does. Pick up that broken body and ascend to aesthetic godliness.
>>37781124
Haha will do from now on
>>37778296
I hate this
>>37780700
you a real nigga
respect, anon.
>>37786245
Nick??
>>37781744
>>37786604
looked her eye when i did it
>>37781397
My first escort also blowed me like for like an eternity because i couldn't cum lmao, she had to ask for something else because it was embarassing
Nobody prepared me for the social anxiety i have now that ive made gains. Girls talk to me but i cant do anything with it.
One disaster:
>be lifting awhile now.
>girls at work mire and ask me questions but i always blow it
>one told me im getting big and what have i been doing
>drop spaghetti and start rambling about my regime of full body workouts and 2x daily protein
>she awkwardly smiles and says see ya later.
> I never saw her later ;_;
Fuck she was fit too
Another
>one told me she always sees me eating healthy and asked what my goals are.
>Tell her simply get stronger and bulk up for now. Learned from my last mistake
>she says she wants me to tell her some tips and exercises some time. kind of in seductive way
>got a little turned on
>end up going for broke saying "nothing comes to mind right now but if your interested ill be glad to discuss it over dinner"
>she cracks up and says i have a boyfriend but thanks for the offer
Fug
>>37786245
Are you still SARMing? I have gyno so I'm worried about side effects.
I knew there was something less risky other than roids and I guess sarms are it.
But I know for sure there are juicers that are in that still juice.
this E6 in my workplace has an enormous GH gut. And that's a real giveaway. No ones gonna suspect because blacks are freaks of nature and more athletic by ten fold.
And everyone else is a fucking desk jockey so he's got an edge in his situation.
And that makes me jealous as fuck, I wasn't aware of this shit and I could have been on it go the longest time already
So how can I get started????
