>that guy who refuses invites to holiday parties because of his diet
Plz tell me you don't do this?
>>37766876
are you jealous
>yes you are
>>37766876
Hey fuck you too buddy.
I always refuse potlucks at work and get shunned for it. Fuck your homemade mac and cheese casserole, barbara.
meme
1 day isn't going to hurt you, and if you're so dedicated you can fix your macros and calories the following day
>>37766876
>That guy who has only ever been invited to one party
That's me
>>37766975
Not believable . Families, coworkers, friends, relatives, classmates, neighbors have never invited you to a party?
>>37766996
It's true but I can take comfort in the fact that I'm smarter, make more money, have better physical genetics, and far healthier, than you faggot.
>>37767026
Summerfag. Bait harder
>>37766996
I've just turned 18 and i never got invited to a single party during high school. I got invited to a sixth form one this year through a freind of a freind of a freind. They are a mystery to me tbqh
>>37767026
>dat unwarranted shittiness
Ok i believe it now
>>37767075
>I've just turned 18
Who's the summer fag here? Hmmm
>>37767075
kys
>>37767075
Suddenly it all makes sense
>>37766876
I have autism
If I can't count the calories and macros of the food then I can't eat
>>37767075
just accept you're a fucking loser dude
I don't drink, do drugs, or eat shit foods. I still get invited places because I'm generally a pleasant person though.
At work, I've grown into my uniform over the years, and I don't feel like buying a new one. People offer me cake and shit, but when I turn it down, even if I'm bulking, they get all offended and shit. Then the fitshaming begins.
>>37767075
>I've just turned 18
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>>37767192
I've been here for a year which is more than half the board.
>>37767223
>I've been here for a year
Lol he thinks he isn't a DYEL newfag
>>37767248
I guarantee i look better than you, and okay i guess everyone is a newfag
>>37767248
I can take comfort in the fact that I'm smarter, make more money, have better physical genetics, and far healthier, than you faggot.
>>37767279
Being here for only a year is being a newfag
>>37766932
keep at it and the invites will stop coming soon, you are almost making it bro
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>>37767291
Lmao salty newfag
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>>37767351
These faggots take pride in the fact that they gave been on 4chan for more than a year. Good job soldier your mom would be proud
>>37767385
As someone who has been hear for six years I'm still afraid to tel anybody how long I've been here for fear of being called a newfag.
4chan was a different beast back in 2010, it's hard to imagine just how much it's changed in the 6 years I've been here.
>>37767418
Are you proud of the fact you have been here 6 years or am i being trolled hard right now?
>>37767418
>mfw i've been here since 1987
>>37766932
fucking Barbera.
one day in the lunchroom she saw me open my lunch.
> 4oz salmon
> kale and apple salad
She said "That wont make you healthy anon, Ive been eating this <MEME_SOUP> all week and ive lost 1 and a half pounds"
Meanwhile she takes her <MEME_SOUP> out of the microwave and proceeds to crumble bacon and cheeze all over it
"Thats so I can still stomach the taste..." she smirks. What a fucking bitch Barbera is.
Then she mounts her electric wagon and proceeds back to her ergonomically designed and environmentally sound work desk where the humidity and temperature are controlled just for her because she cant get too hot or too cold due to her Fibromyalgia and her Ovarian Cystic Syndromes.
Barbera.
>>37767448
Lol newfag detected i've been here since 1950.
>>37767385
Lmao still salty for being called out
>>37767473
GODDAMN YOU BARBARA
>>37767551
So anon do you have any other accomplishments apart from the fact that you have been browsing 4chan for more than a year?
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>>37767446
I'm not proud for staying here for 6 years (what a stupid thing to have pride over) but I don't hate myself for staying here for that long.
Ultimately 4chan has been a positive and learning experience and I wouldn't change anything.
>>37767591
Accomplished musician, in school to help people for a living, and good friends. My two best ones haven't had a lot of free time lately since they just got married, but that'll change after the 1 year mark, right anons?
>>37767591
>proud to be a newfag
Kill yourself, please.
Lurk moar
