is penis enlargment (jelqing / bath mate / extenders etc ) an ellaborate hoax?
surely if it did work, there should be scientific data supporting it?
serious thread please
>>37765559
If it did work everyone would have heard about it instantly and we'd all have 10 in penises
>>37765625
so why do these people on penis enlargement forums all claim jelqing got them dick gains
are they trolls or in denial?
>>37765559
It works! My 6 inch turned into 10 from jelqing
>>37765737
Yeah, after only helping for three weeks my pathetic 5 inch micropenis turned into a whopping 11 inch behemoth
>>37765559
>four years undergrad in biology, anatomy, human physiology, etc.
>worked my ass off for good grades, hustled my ass off for research opportunities
>didn't get published but presented at national meeting for my field, was very exciting
>finally accepted to semiprestigious grad school for a PhD program in human phys/ med school/ biology/ biostats, literally anything challenging but not math or engineer tier.
>work my ass off for four to eleven years oh my PhD, GFs come and go but all leave due to amount of time working for advisor
>defend my thesis, don't sleep for three weeks putting together points of defence
>finally got PhD, spend months looking for salaried research position at good school
Can't wait to figure out whether meme penis enlargement methods work with all this federal funding and time I've got!
>>37765625
just like if exercise worked, everyone would be ripped and have a 6 pack.
PE can work. but everyone is different. But it always, ALWAYS works very slowly.
Stretching is ideal, and seems to have the most science behind it (keep in mind, it's still not a lot of science yet.) It's the only PE regiment that has a study that actually shows positive results. And even that, it was with the use of extenders, uncomfortable contraptions that you gotta leave on for hours a day. I saw minor gains using an extender, but it started to hurt my dick and was actually causing the skin to peel so i threw that shit out.
Jelqing is still ??? lots of people swear by it. If done correctly, i personally only see harder erections, which is still a good thing. But it's a very time intensive exercise, and requires a lot of discipline. It's very easy to go from jelqing to jerking off. and it seems like (based on internet polls, so take it with a grain of salt) that masturbating shortly after PE is detrimental to PE.
Pumps are fun as fuck if you get into them. I've seen better erection quality from them, and it becomes addicting watching your dick grow, even temporarily. I've been pumping for about 2 and a half years now, and I think there might be some girth gains? It's very hard to tell, but it feels thicker.
Anyway, any other questions i'll be here for a bit.
>>37765850
>just like if exercise worked, everyone would be ripped and have a 6 pack.
there is scientific evidence weight training works
there is no scientific evidence for penis enlargement
>average sized penis
>Have had 30+ women in bed
>4 serious relationships
>Never been dumped
It's really not a big deal. Stop watching porn. Their clots are on the outside anyway. Do you really believe they shove huge 12" dildos in for fun?
>>37765850
Which pump? I've been thinking about buying one. How many gains have you made?
>>37765844
congrats dog, I'm looking at a sort of similar path
>>37765559
I believe it works, I've tried it short term before and noticed results. I think the problem is like working out, 95% of people will stop making an effort after six weeks. But there are far fewer people doing it compared to lifting and those that do won't talk about it because it sounds beta and us a bit taboo. Also how do you broach the subject if you live with your parents, girlfriend, friends? "Don't mind me, I often microwave half a kilo of rice in a sock at 11pm".
Try it, just be warned for the average person it is very impractical, but it works if you're prepared to go the distance.
>>37765894
there is no scientific evidence saying PE doesn't work.
It's literally just started being studied. also, as I said, they do think extenders work.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/the-long-and-short-of-penile-extenders/
>>37765934
vacutech. I started with bathmate first. air pumping is less hassle, but water does protect the skin better, especially on the glans.
>>37765970
>Also how do you broach the subject if you live with your parents, girlfriend, friends?
Do you not have a room with privacy? When I was jerking it I'd just say I was reading or studying.
>microwave half a kilo of rice in a sock at 11pm".
buy a heat pad bruh. say "my back hurts".
>>37765850
I posted this and want to add.
If any of you fags do start trying, make sure you research all the safety first. It's very easy to fuck up your dick. slow and steady with everything. think of it like a work out, you don't just start benching 300 lbs.
there is a simple solution to this problem
-be european
-dont be asian
easy
It works but it takes a ridiculous amount of time of just playing with your dick, and results aren't permanent. Do you really want to tug on your cock for an hour everyday for the rest of your life? I feel like it's not worth it.
>>37766030
>white boy
>pretending black dick doesn't exist
lmao
>>37766036
Yup, it's like spending 40 minutes in the gym five days a week working calves.
>>37765917
Average size? Exactly how big??
>>37766118
doesn't matter, he's right. Big dicks are fun to look at, but most girls have issues taking them.
vaginas are all difference sizes, too. women might love the look of big dicks, but with a long term partner, they'd prefer an ideal moderate size for their own vag. sometimes it's big. usually it's a non-issue.
>>37766048
the only white girls tyrone gets are the ones he has to rape anon
>>37766193
hit a nerve did i?
looks like it's 4 inches on a manlet to me.
>>37766234
lol you just lied hard tho
It does work. start with the newbie manual stretching routine. Be dilligent. I gained my first inch in 6 months. once you gain you'll have it forever so its worth the effort.
>>37766048
Even a big dick didn't make up for being black.
I kek when see 8/10 black dudes with 2/10 white whales.
>>37766036
Ah, a normal day then...
>>37766317
How exactly does one jelq? I'm 7x5, but it would be nice to be bigger. How long until results show? How do I avoid breaking my dick?
>>37766193
your measurments are a little confusing - what exactly did you start from? i doubt even the best jelqing can go from 5.25 to 7.25 if that's what you're saying
>>37765666
Most of these "work", but they're just temporary in that if you stop doing it, it'll go back to normal size. Also, most of them cause bigger problems, like Erectile Dysfunction, long-term. Not to mention that your penis size is pretty much set, so you can stretch it, but it will become thinner in the process...
Anyway, people with tiny dicks are desperate and that's why there's so much focus on these issues.
>>37766317
Why the fuck did someone slightly blur the cock?
>>37767288
This is a blue board anon
>>37765844
Congrats anon
Please don't forget us when you got your results.
Just use any of the Bathmates.
It's the only legit shit. Extenders are annoying.
Jelqing is annoying as fuck, leaves your hands raw.
Literally this is what I do with my bathmate:
>Go take a shower
>Clean myself and everything first
>Fill up tub
>Sit down
>Get a semi to full erection
>Put in bathmate while dick is under water
>Pump to a nice not painful pressure
>Leave for 8-12 minutes
>Release
>Done don't do it for another 2 days.
I've done this since March and I've gone from 5.5 to 6.5. Granted, I had already done jelqing and shit for months before so my dick was already pretty prepped for pumping and I was able to skip all the newbie PE shit.
>>37765850
This man speaks the truth. I work at a fertility clinic and pumps are great and recommended by dick docs.
Porn does screw with what should be considered normal. I'd a woman complains of a 4 or 5 in dick then she's obviously a slot and is also uneducated. I've seen probably hundreds of dicks and only truly below 2 inch is something to talk to a doctor about.
>>37765934
Something I like to do is stroke with lotion to get hard, put condom on, then gi in pump. You'll avoid a lot of skin discoloration.
