I'm not going to ask the questions most summerfags probably ask like "How many years do I have to train to look this swole?"
Instead, I want a more precise answer--how many workouts do I have to do at what level of intensity to look anything like this literal demigod? Is this the 10,000 hour rule in effect? Or is it all just photoshop since very few people can look this huge in real life?
This has got to be the least funny /fit/ meme in existence. I dare you to think of another meme as unfunny as this
> Skinny Caveman in a diaper
> "swole"
>>37761354
>O-one rep maxes
>>37761368
He was cutting in that pic. Once he went back to bulking, he got really huge.
That's when he officially became the king of /fit/.
>>37761389
Sorry, but the king of fit is not some DYEL who (apparently) doesn't know how to cut.
Puzzlemaster will always be our king.
>>37761469
The puzzlemaster is dead. He was replaced by an insecure raging dude.
>>37761495
who goes on to parade about SS while being a DYEL twink who is mentally ill considering he thinks he is a girl kek.
>>37761582
Actually I was still talking about grooby.
I would never refer to trappy as a dude. Neither as a girl btw.
>>37761643
Shut up faggot. Scoob is god-tier.
>>37761338
Whoa, who is this guy? I'm new here but he seems to come up a lot.
>>37762511
Big Mike P the king of /fit/
>>37762537
Thanks, anon. Is this guy in a band or something? He looks familiar from MTV, I think.
>>37762545
Yeah he's in a few bands, but his popularity really soared when he performed a 260kg natty deadlift in 2004. Some say he did reps, but Big Modest Mike said he only did one and did poor form on the others.
>>37762511
>Whoa, who is this guy? I'm new here but he seems to come up a lot.
That's Mike Patton, a member of the genetic elite of mankind.
He serves to remind us of what is attainable, at least for a small sliver of those with top-tier genetics.
>>37761389
Is that pic before or after the bear fight?
>>37762603
>Is that pic before or after the bear fight?
He poked the bear's eyes out and kicked it to death, not exactly a fair fight imo.
>>37761338
ok can we legit talk about making big vocal gains like Mike P for once?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blE7jOssfqU
>>37762633
This is a fitness board, though supposedly he used to wear the same gimp mask in the gym that he used in Mr Bungle (muscle confusion)
>>37762633
He's a legit renaissance man, a real thoroughbred.
>>37762631
Why would you even give a bear a "fair" fight? Are you asking to die?
>>37761354
2 years ago i hated it but its been forced so hard i got Stockholm or some shit
>>37761354
>the press with edgy man drinking milk
am i srsly the only person who understands who keeps posting this shit?
