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CHEATING FRAUDS GENERAL
>weekend edition
lets go
sup homosexes
>on tren and dnp, 2nd day after front loading 1g
>go try to lift
>home gym
>ac has been broken for a few days but i didnt care
>80 fucking degrees in stagnant air
>>>on dnp
Yeah fuck lifting
Gettin ready to go out
Not on tren anymore, not on dnp
Hopefully I won't sweat a million litres like usual
>>37760547
aaayyyy yolo
>>37760579
sup sup?
>>37760589
Not much man, sitting around before work.
Did you get your uni stuff sorted I vaguely remember you saying you were rushed
>>37760615
>Did you get your uni stuff sorted I vaguely remember you saying you were rushed
Yea kinda.
I'm on holiday now :D
just waiting for the exam results :/
>>37760543
Four injections done on first ever cycle.
First was horrible and I couldn't walk for a week.
Second was glute, couldn't sit for two days.
Third other glute, went okay.
Pinned second quad yesterday, massaged, took a hot shower, no pip at all today.
I might finally be getting the hang of this.
>>37760637
You going back next year or that you completed the full course?
>>37760543
Does anyone here have experience with ordering raw oxandrolone?
Raw are a fraction of the price and its supposed to actually be oxandrolone
>>37760645
body stats. go.
11 weeks into my 1st cycle and I finally get mid-cycle bloodwork (should have done it earlier but was lazy about it). E2 comes back at 255pmol/L. I've been dosing 12.5mg EOD NATCO Xtane since day 1. I took 12.5mg the night before my blood test (test was done early the next morning). Is this shit fuking bunk or am I a non-responder? Should I just try and source arimidex asap?
>>37760655
I should have my degree end of this year
>>37760683
Pics of sis.
>>37760687
n-no
>>37760570
>Not on tren anymore, not on dnp
Wait, you were on tren and dnp?
>>37760704
Yolo pls.
I'll be on 600 dnp and a starvation diet with +- 400 test a week. I WILL be working out and taking 3-4 hour walks at night.
Mostly swimming/floating in water during the day.
10lbs in 2 weeks.
>>37760742
Haven't been out much since being on tren or dnp
When I was I would sweat so much I would be soaked within an hour
That or I'm some kind of freak with a much higher than average body temperature
>>37760782
You've been on both and are still over 15% bf
How is this possible bruh, fix that diet. What are you eating to make this happen
40mg dbol and 60mg anadrol erryday
dbol makes me constantly hungry
anadrol removes appetite completly
experience hunger and no apetite at the same time wich is hell
got no sleep tonight probably from anadrol
stomach bloat is real
but goddamn am i putting on size, the 750mg test does the trick too
>>37760793
Because I bulk again?
Because when on tren I was bulking not cutting?
At the end of this tren blast I'll be using tren and strict diet to cut
>>37760797
He looks like steven seagal had sex with the hulk.
Ew.
>>37760810
>Because I bulk again?
>Because when on tren I was bulking not cutting?
Nig, I was eating 2 pounds of pizza a day and still didn't manage to get anywhere near that high bf.
You eating a whole kangaroo for dinner or somethin
>>37760812
kys senpai
>>37760828
As much as I can.
Lots of steak, lots of chicken.
Whatever it takes to be 90Kg god dammit
>>37760837
>Whatever it takes to be 90Kg god dammit
I guess all i can say is mirin dedication to get up there. Must be stupid amounts of food.
>>37760797
>not blazing it while getting those sides
Say hello to a bottomless pit in your gut and the sweet sleep of the dead bruh.
My 500ius of lantus and 300iu novorapid just showed up, I told myself I wasn't slinning for 2 more weeks but the temptation is killing me.
Will be
500 test
600 tren
600 mast
30 sdrol
8iu greytops ED
60iu lantus Ed
15iu novorapid pre and post WO
Mod + ipam 5x a day, hexarelin EOD
MGF post workout
2.5g metformin ED
200mcg t4 ED
Gonna get huuuuuge
>>37760837
I advise you to try mcdubs. Or just fry your own chickenz.
>>37760763
Add some peptides. Mod-grf(1-29) and ipam are GOAT when on starvation diet.
>>37760877
>Gonna get huuuuuge
you should be already with a cycle like that
>>37760877
Maybe up the tren and lower the SD to 20?
SD at 30 imo is playing with fire since lethargy/digestion issues could slow down your process which you'd like you maximize with all the other stuff.
>>37760886
Ive got mk677. And a few vials of ipa/cjc.
Might run them.
>>37760866
i did choose the wrong month to take a blaze break
>>37760877
Literally no reason to do this. Waste of money.
>>37761039
Mk-677 on a starvation diet might be a bad idea
Just wondering if anyone has experience with grapefruit while being on a cycle/blast.
As the grapefruit reaction is a strange one, does it only effect orals? Like clen dnp? Will it affect pinning. Creatine?
Cheers
>>37761007
The sdrols I got are 15mg. Maybe I'll do 15 and combine with adrol or Epi.
Hilarious how effective steroids are
>drag myself to the gym feeling like shit with no energy
>lifts still go up
>finish off with some cardio
>able to do higher rpm at higher level
>>37760877
if you want to give money away so badly you could just give me some bitcoins
cunt
>>37760302
They do, but getting one and paying it off doesn't do anything for your credit score. Applying to get one will hit your file and reduce your credit score, don't go about doing that too often.
Credit cards are accepted through serviceability. So:
Income - (Consistent expenditures + possible credit card payments) * Frequency of
Card payments calculated at it's max limit + full interest payable. Most lenders have their own living expenditure values they incorporate as well, even if they ask for yours. Up the income, drop the debts, keep your bank statements clean for 3 months and you're good to go.
>>37760877
>>37761184
I have sibutramine.
>>37761412
Points are fun though.
Buy something, pay it off with another card. Yes, That's bad. Just get a cash advance and deposit it.
Just got my 10g of mdma and 50 4fa caps. Waiting for the 100 xtc pills now.
they're not for me. Havent had any in almost 3 weeks. Going to go for 8.
>>37761407
This is my second time running this cycle, the slin and 8iu gh is only for 3 weeks. I had insane gains on the first run, I'm going to be competing early next year, I have to miss the upcoming comp due to an important work event. I workout with a bunch of competitors and I get shit daily for missing the last competition.
Quad and hamstring isolations absolutely rape my knees for some reason and bring me extreme pain.
Can I just add more sets of squats to compensate for quad and hamstring volume?
>>37761489
Quad and hamstring isolations, as in leg curls and leg extensions BTW
Whats the point of ending a bulking blast with an oral like, say, anadrol, in the last few weeks? Afaik oral kickstarts are there to help you feel being "on" right away and immediately make gains that you hope the rest of your gear will carry despite most of the blast being with the anadrol out of your system already. So what would 4 weeks of anadrol at the end do if you're about to go back down to a legit cruise of 100-125/wk test immediately when you stop the leak and everything else . Can you realistically keep any of the anadrol gains during the cruise?
>>37761472
'murica has different rules, your financial institutions report good behaviour as well as bad. Aus financial institutions don't come to the party, so ours is solely a negative reporting system.
>>37761614
Because steroids cause your muscles to grow.
If you add more steroids, your muscles will grow more.
I just want you all to know that this is the most enjoyable general on /fit/. I don't do steroids and I probably never will because I'm a pussy and worry enough that I'm going to have a stroke or get cancer. But you all are top notch. Thanks for being YOU.
>>37760687
>>37760763
who is this, would bang
who home gym here? DO you miss the gym atmosphere and social life?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJBjRFoFeSU
>>37761740
My girl is pregnant, we bought a house and I set up a power rack in the garage. I'm either depressed about my whole situation (having a kid young, girlfriend being a cunt with her hormones, etc) or if I generally just feel more motivated in the gym, but my workouts are not nearly are satisfying as they used to be.
I was at LA fitness so it was nice to go lift, grab a smoothie, sit in the sauna or hot tub and chill.
>>37761758
really i was expecting something more like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1kpScp7w50
>>37761740
I'm going the home gym route at soon as the girl and I buy a house
>>37761805
you have a gf? i thought everyone here was a chad that just slays
>>37761784
>>37761805
I'm >>37761758
One benefit, that is fucking awesome, is that I can lift way more casually. On my rest days I still go bang out some pull ups and OHP with light weights, some squats to stretch out. It also gives me a LOT more free time because my gym was 20~ minute drive each way.
>>37760845
I am literally prepared to cut from almost no visible abs if it means I have enough mass to look like a big guy at sub 10%
>>37760879
I cook up all my own food
Found a local butcher who sells 1Kg of chicken for $8
Fucking scroe
>>37761412
As soon as I clear all my debt (should be by the end of next year) I'll be pouring what I can in to investments like blue chip stocks and savings accounts
>>37761814
I was doing the tinder thing until I met this one. She lifts, is an RDN, loves hiking, and cooks amazing food. Plus we get along really well, our personalities just click anf she gets my weird sense of humor. She'll be the wife soon.
>>37761823
I also hate popping into the gym after work when im exhausted, and seeing 2 faggots doing kipping pullups in the middle of the cables when I want to warm up. I hate waiting for machines/racks/benches
>>37761889
Manletgains what are you running and why not tren
Made it to Cali with the girlie.
Time 2 camp
Most alpha man alive. This video confirms it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjrlTMvirVo&app=desktop
what is he using? tren? mast? alpha genetics?
if i just started test again after being natty for a while is it ok to start tren right away? or should i wait a few weeks for the test to kick in?
>>37762534
>give me back my pen
based
>>37762382
I hope you get lost in the woods and get eaten by a coyote
>>37762534
i came
>>37762567
Pin that shit
>>37760810
D
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i've missed you guys
>>37762814
welcome back
>>37762950
Where the fuck do all these fit girls hide?
My gym is full of cardio bunnies but i never see the true fit girls i see all over /fit/
guys, will a 250 test cycle help me get some self confidence and devirginized?
Im using a ton of psych meds for depression and anxiety but they aint really helping,
I get girls interested in me real fast but autismo it up
Anyone got experience with anxiety/depression and fraud?
>>37763059
>taking meds for depression
the cure is literally manning the fuck up, you don't need pills
you need a fucking job
>>37761740
I have a home gym and I do miss the social aspect of a commercial gym but I just don't have the time for that shit. At home I can meal prep or do some laundry or other simple shit in between sets. Much more productive but there are no cardio bunnies to look at =(
>>37763069
I do work, and study as well but by feeling like killing myself without a reason every day I kinda need meds
>>37760877
Idiot
>>37762573
Coyotes are too small. Mountain lion or bear probably.
>>37763179
You're right but hes probably staying at a normie camping ground so I doubt anything will eat him. Maybe a raccoon will get into his supplies and he'll starve to death
>>37763173
get a rubidium supplement
>>37763239
Ill look into that, thanks for the tip
>fat ass 12 year old brother eats an ENTIRE BOX OF BROWN SUGAR POPTARTS AT FUCKING ONCE
>WHAT THE FUCK
>complains he is always starving 1 hour after he eats
Is the 1 hour thing a total lie/excuse or does he have diabetes
He apparently feels insecure as fuck about it all and legit wants to change but is too weak combined with whale-encouraging fat parents. Makes me think beetus, not even a so-called eating disorder could be this bad right? I was fat as a kid too but not nearly to this extent and I mainly ate whenever and whatever my fatass parents did. He though, he sneaks food behind my parents back and hides the fucking wrappers and shit.
At 185+lbs 12 years old with his so called symptoms is he a fatass or is it likely beetus
>notbf said he'd get my teeth marks and initials tattoo'd on him
>other girl said her life is mine to dispose of and I am free to kill her whenever
>notop and I are going to be the drugs
>fixing my laptop and starting my bright career in webcam stripping next weekend ideally
Wrapping up tonight by doing squats with not bf so romantik
And I still have nothing on catpiss's slave lyfe
#onedayimay
I'm gonna be going to TJ soon. What are some safe oral roids I can get?
>>37763485
damn, was hoping you had died last night
>>37763476
My half sister is a little fatty too
Myself and my other siblings we're always slim and in shape but she's a little chubster cuz she constantly munches on retard food like your brother
There should be some kind of concentration camp for child obesity
Honestly he's probably hungry an hour later because he's eating literal garbage and not having anything filling
Put him on a properly portioned diet with meat and veggies and his fat ass will adjust
It's all will power from here for porky
>tfw you fat shame your 11 or whatever age she is half sister and she already has tumblr defense of 'I luhv my fat curv body all body's r bootiful!!"
I just remind myself she's only half my blood
>>37763530
Slit ur wrists
>>37763476
his body isn't starving but he's gotten into the habit of it now that it's like an addictive itch. He thinks he's hungry. At 12 years old, he's probably doomed and on a crash course with the beetus train
>>37763538
>sis has a 1D themed tumblr blog
shes fucking 20 goddamn years old
>>37763530
Swallow needles filled with test x 2 weekly. Best orals
>>37763531
Sorry babe I've got a lot of degeneracy to bring to this world yet still
I mean I may have a diagnosis that dictates I'm more likely to die doing shit to ease boredom but aren't we all?
I plan to become a celebrity before I go, then you can see my face plastered all over social media for a day or two well people mourn the trashy image I potrayed
>>37763538
>Put him on a properly portioned diet with meat and veggies and his fat ass will adjust
I don't even give a shit anymore because I have personally tried to do this many times both with and without the involvement of his parents.
Every time they make him stop because "he is going to die" from "not eating enough", and they let/make him go back to his "diet" of microwavable chicken nuggets, frozen pizza, candy, etc.. He is fucking OVER 185LBS and my dad doesn't want him to control what he eats at all, and my fucking mother just always says "he's counting his calories now, he's doing a good job".
But yea i dont even give a fuck, just how long is it going to take these animals to get diabetes? My mom is 170lbs 5'6 and is apparently prediabetic according to a glucose meter thing, my grandmother has it from her weight, so i imagine my so called brother isn't far off.
>>37763584
Wew I think you owe it to your parents to invent a time machine and abort your sibling
Is 1d even a band anymore
>>37763598
This is all he eats in addition to the occasional canned beef stew and candy
>>37763179
>tfw you know exactly which subreddits coach looks at
>>37763485
>>37763538
every time I think I'm getting a little bit too out there and maybe I shouldn't fuck women a decade younger than me, I come here and get a nice little bit of perspective
>Honestly he's probably hungry an hour later because he's eating literal garbage and not having anything filling
combo of extremely calorie dense food with low fiber, disproportionately huge stomach volume, generally shit diet contributing to all sorts of other things like poor nutrient absorption, and the psychological/neurochemical gorilla fucking that your brain gets because you eat fatty salty beetus-sweet foods constantly and it reinforces allllll sorts of mechanisms
eating decently healthy food in rational portions can shrink your stomach, retrain your brain, and level out all of the other biological systems that were fucked up as a football bat from bad dietary habits
takes a couple month, but it works if they actually have a strong desire to unfuck their shit
swear to christ if I ever have kids (that I know about) I'm never going to let them get fat like I was as a kid
>>37763612
your brother is a robot
>>37763585
Why do you choose to keep existing? Why not just hang yourself?
>>37763476
Explain to him there's no way around eating the right foods. Explain to him why these foods are making him gain fat and feel hungry after pop tarts.
Throw all the shit out. If his mom doesn't agree to do it then she should have her son taken away.
I'd be so fucking pissed off at this point.
>>37763735
He's hungry because poptarts don't fill you up that much. And mess with blood sugar. He probably has fast digestion at that age, too.
Take the responsibility as his older brother to guide him to being healthy.
Get him eating whole foods and lifting/running, or any kind of sport.
>>37763735
>>37763783
there anything specific about emailing the grey tops dude or is it just ay breh gimme ur price list pls
>He probably has fast digestion at that age, too.
I forgot to add gastric emptying to that laundry list of shit
>Get him eating whole foods and lifting/running, or any kind of sport.
god, I would literally have killed to have someone with my kind of knowledge guiding me as a kid
>>37763735
Yeah dude they see me eating 3600 a day but of brown rice, chicken, oats, vegetables, etc. ONLY. And constantly mock it and shit. "Oh look at THAT, I'm having my chicken fries!"
And they recently put him on a so called "diet" of 2200(wtf) calories a day, and he is eating boxed pizzas and shit, but it's ok because HE "counts" them. But conveniently doesn't count the salad dressing (!!) that he puts on FROZEN FUCKING PIZZA AND CHICKEN NUGGETS. I measured the weight of the salad dressing bottle once before and after he ate, and what told my mom was a 480 calorie meal was actually
506 cals chicken nuggets, plus 300 bread, plus 280 salad dressing = 1086
And the thing is she tells him fucking "GOOD JOB IM PROUD OF YOU" AFTERWARDS. And i tell her about the salad dressing and shit, and she says "oh thats only 70 calories" and at that point my tren rage was getting too bad so i just walked away.
Fucking raging so hard i gotta stop
>>37763871
kill your family
>>37763930
Btw that lasted 5 days or so, now he's back to studfing his fat ass with whatever he wants. 2 or 3 days into that diet bullshit they fed him 2 whoppers from bruger king with chicken nuggets and fries, and half a family sized bag of chips to top it off
I am ranting and raging so fucking hard right now because i am on tren dnp and psmf and managing to workout so far, while watching these fat fucks stuff their face with fucking food. Fucking making me so pissed
>>37763826
Brick do you love yourself?
>>37763871
Be angry now. Or at your parents. Then separate thought from emotion when helping your brother.
Morning laddos, time to go to my shit job where I'm not allowed to talk to women anymore because my boss is a hypocrite cuck
>>37763598
What a cringe fest that must be to be around
All you can hope is fatty brother realizes the error of his ways
You should show him fat hate threads. I tried showing half sister them but she doesn't conceive it yet. I swear to God if I don't instill an eating disorder in this child
>>37763615
>get a nice little bit of perspective
>tfw brick uses you to justify his lifestyle as normal
Shit
>kids that I know about
I kekd
>>37763650
Lel yeah all I could imagine well reading the post is the screenshot of pepe as OP and OP crying about neet lyfe and how mammy won't deliver anymore chicken tendies
>>37763656
From a psychological stand point, probably my narcissistic ego is too big to ever truly attempt suicide. I mean I get you wank it to the thought of your life reaching it's end but I'm here to enjoy myself to the full extent this body allows
Not bf and other girl spent last night going on about what a thrilling, beautiful, intelligent goddess I am so I even have a heavy supply Kek. They really like the word 'goddess'. M'lady *tips fedora*
>>37763826
Yeah. I had an older brother calling me fatass all the time with no guidance. It just made me feel worse desu.
I think the best way to intervene is offering knowledge, while being in shape yourself. Separate thought from emotion. Then they will make the right choice.
>>37764128
>not allowed to talk to women
Bullets probably dodged though tbqh senpai
>>37764139
Alright, the people you're with don't exactly seem to be stable so I hope you get murdered in your sleep by them
>>37764161
Bullet dodged? I'm just tryna get laid.
>>37764128
Probably because the women can smell the beta desperation dripping off you and are filling complaints
But you should be glad
>>37763987
In the end they'll only change if they want to
I'm mocked for my diet and accused of fat shaming for not eating whole pizzas as an appetizer by my family.
Their diets never last, they lack the power to change. It's unfortunate but some people lack the push, especially of they're emotional eaters
>>37764190
yeah m8, mom and sis just did a "diet" which lasted a week. It was such an accomplishment that they decided to reward themselves with a fuck ton of pizza
>>37764139
>fat, drug riddled whore
>called goddess by all their beta providers
This is exactly what's wrong with women
>>37764219
I just gave up on my family
No amount of assistance or meal prep helped.
Fuck it, if they want to be fat let them be fat
>>37764186
To be fair I think I'm the one who destabilized not bf
And other girl is dependent af, would hurt herself long before me
If I'm going to die in my sleep it's going to be from flying out to see my bb catpiss and his whore
>>37764189
>implying you need to talk to them to do that
C'mon faceless I believe in you breh
>>37764248
please keep doing drugs, I want you to have as short a life as possible
>>37764240
>fat
>LOCKS SELF IN BATHROOM AND SCREAMS IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR TIL I PUKE
REEEEEEEEEEEE
...sometimes I like to pretend to make sad faces in the mirror and imagine what people who are disgusted with themselves feel like and it makes me chuckle
>>37764283
>...sometimes I like to pretend to make sad faces in the mirror and imagine what people who are disgusted with themselves feel like and it makes me chuckle
the irony
believe in yourself. Be yourself
>>37764320
breivik is such a qt
Doing my first cycle ever, 500mg test E per week (pinning every 3.5 days) for 12 weeks
Eating 500-1000 calories over TDEE
Doing push-pull-legs routine
was 6'1" 80kg at the start of the cycle
What kind of gains should I expect? Im so keen
>>37764341
he only was balding like crazy. He was on sterons also. Still dyel
Balding people look like shit, JM was right.
>>37764248
My fetish is rape, but this is not acceptable for normies estp.
>>37764347
>was 6'1" 80kg at the start of the cycle
>What kind of gains should I expect
>was 6'1" 80kg
so you are at 6% bf i assume?
Before i did my first cycle i was 84kg /8% at 6' freakin ripped and big
You're asking retarted questions. All depends on your diet, genetics and so o
>>37764320
>tfw masT will never be part of your reverse harem
Jerry this is all your fault why
>>37764392
Balding people really should just shave their heads and get the receding areas tattooed in to mimic stubble opposed to shine
Shaved head is sexy
>>37764396
>not acceptable for normies
But they're normies who cares wot is and isn't acceptable to them
Just don't get caught bb
Serious question I'm about 20-22% bf, just started lifting around 4 months ago I'm 28 want to tren + test-e, do I need to take AIs during the whole cycle plus HCG?
>>37764430
j-just tell me im going to make it
>>37764435
Cut to 10-12% before you even think about roiding fatass. If you dont know why this just shows how ignorant you are and that you didn't read jack shit.
>>37764432
You're trying to get me thrown in jail estp. When I find you I'm gonna rape u bby. Choke you up against the wall in the gym lockers bra
>>37764435
You'll want ais at that bf % yeah as you're more susceptible to sides
Try test e alone before you jump on the tren train
Focus on weight loss in the mean time. Eca stack, alb, clen, even dnp if you feel like spontaneous combustion
>>37764478
Lmfao imagine some fat fuck bulking at 22% body fat LMFAO
>>37764470
S-stop it, y-you
I'm getting f-flustered by these poetic declarations of r-romance
Kya
>>37764492
surely if he just ate a fuckton of tren he'd be able to bulk and would still come out the end of the cycle looking leaner
>>37764497
Which one of those dnp source subs is the right one?
Need to get my hands on some caps.
>>37764492
Power lifters
>kek
>>37764507
And manboobs
>>37764497
You can't stop it. You don't get choices when you're my fucktoy
>>37764513
>>37764497
Man, I need to stop doing that.
kinda wanna slip one of the lab assistants a hundo so I can brew in a nice professional environment and use their hoods
>>37764085
usually at least twice a day
not that I don't do the shoulda, woulda, coulda game but I'm pretty okay with things
>>37764139
all I'm saying is from Korea alone there are enough gaps in my memory to fit more than a few whoopsies, half korean or any other number of ethnicities given the array of countries those english teachers are from
>>37764240
hey jerry guess who's got some sweet, sweet fine granulated sugar
I wonder if capitalist has his own shady hplc connect or he actually does it legit, if I can go domestic and I don't have to send it to jano or even maybe kardus then that'd be awesome
>>37764519
>Power lifters
I take offense to that
>>37764513
Ehhh I'm not really into the dnp myself, you can probably still find some recently archived generals
Or reddit
Maybe someone will chime in for you
>>37764519
nothing a truckload of Letrozole wont fix
>>37764347
Do you know how many of you first timers post this shit every week?
Lol hello everyone! i am going to be running my very first cycle guys! Im going to be injecting 250mg of testosterone enanthate every three point five days! Am i doing this right guys? Will i gain muscle? Thanks again guys hehee
>>37764507
sure, but why take 1 step forward when you can take 1 step backwards and then 5 steps forward?
NICE FUCKING MEME GUYS
Just fucking literally passed out on dnp tren and psmf, after getting slowly weaker over around 30 minutes. Woke up after i dont even know how long and ate 2 strawberries and feel good.
Fuck. Whats the minimum amount of carbs to NOT PASS OUT? And what kind should it be, like what are some extremely low GI carbs so I can eat them less frequently?
Literally fucking lost consciousness fuck
>>37763059
You don't need roids to get girls. It's not going to magically fix your anxiety
>>37764590
1. stop wasting tren
2. stop using the term "psmf" if you're just doing your own retarded shit and not actually psmf
>>37764521
Wew getting hot in here
>>37764523
Huh
>>37764528
>more than a few whoopsies
Ahahahahaha I love it
>I take offense to that
Suck it up buttercup you can slurp it down after
>>37764530
Jajaja if I had coach's artistic prowess I'd draw a comic of anon forcing truckloads of tren and letro down his throat as a solution to everything
>>37764636
It was literally psmf until i passed out from hypoglycemia dude so i ate some fruit.
And why is it a waste of tren, just doing this for like 2 weeks to get down to 8 or 9% real quick
Do any of you mine BTC? I'm thinking about buying some hardware and joining a pool. Seems like a chill way to make some extra cash
>>37763615
No shit lol I was literally about to post >>37764528 this
>>37764673
Btw i also saw some weird flashing shit in my vision before i lost consciousness, and had by far the worst headache of my life i think.
>>37764667
Getting all fired up here, gotta relax before I get to work wew lad
>>37764699
i could have been rich, just as bitcoins were taking off i came across a guide on /b/ about how to mine them, but some retard laughed at me and said it was pointless because you'd spend more money on the electricity bill running the computer than you would make from the bitcoins
>>37764712
That was not very gentlemanly of me
>>37764721
At first you could mine with an old ass cpu, then people switched to gpu, now they have special chips because the algorithm has gotten harder and harder to crack. I should have jumped on this shit earlier
>>37764705
Everytime I see that webm
>>37764591
>magically fix your anxiety
well. it might.
it can do a lot for some people's confidence. and getting in shape can too for some people.
>>37764751
Honestly, running 500mg test makes me 100x happier than I normally am. Not saying I'm a sad sack when I'm off, bUT my quality of life improves drastically
>>37764751
Test alone won't.
For some it makes more nervous
>>37764779
>>37764776
500mg+ does make me feel like a god though, but I also attribute that to being semi swole
>>37764751
This, even if the roids do nothing pschologically it's a lot easier to be confident with 50 more pounds of lbm.
>>37764789
It used to make me feel like a god until I ran 750 tren a. THAT was the key to my ascension into a different mindset. I want to run it again so badly, but I have trouble with the mental sides and life is too good right now
>>37764742
Me2brah
>>37764824
>not having a cover for your turntable
TRIGGERED
>>37764815
dbol is the only thing that's ever given me good feels.
>>37764864
3 years ago I would have agreed
>>37764869
Shit. I forgot that I need to order some dbol too. My order just keeps getting bigger
>>37764673
exactly what have you been eating and drinking per day, because you sure as fuck shouldn't be getting dangerously hypoglycemic if you're actually in ketosis
>tren
because unless you're within spitting distance of your pro card you don't have enough mass to actually need that kind of androgenicity to maintain positive nitrogen balance, it's not going to do shit when you're already on dnp and rocking psmf
>>37764705
kek
>>37764733
not really
it's literally just a function of the increasing scale of btc as the transaction density goes up, "mining" is incentivized auto-structuring of the back end processing
>>37764864
Hey why'd you put that censor on there? Now I have no clue what's going on in this pic
>>37764921
Not interested in getting b& :^)
>>37764883
Well i guess i am not in ketosis since it has only been 2 days? Day 1 i frontloaded 1g of dnp, day 2 500, its now day 3
Only plain grilled chicken until today, where as i said i had these starwberries after i woke up from passing out
>>37764933
And only drinking water
>>37764699
it will take years for the amount you mine to get up to the amount you spent on the hardware
>>37765042
Unless you've already got access to the equipment, and were using it for something else.
>>37764933
>>37764942
jesus fucking christ
go download the rapid fat loss handbook and actually read it, you dumb bitch
maybe learn how much and what exactly you're actually supposed to eat and why
>>37765067
then sure, im p sure there are more effective ways to make money with computing power these days tho
>>37765076
Lel
So for right now before i die or something any general recommendations
Going to read it but my brain is at like 10% capacity on this combo so probably gonna miss some stuff
>>37761267
Well i know it affects orals that are excreted as 6-beta hydroxylated forms which includes dbol and tbol. Those acount for like 35% of the excreted hormone so for example dbol will last longer in the blood stream.
And the enzymes are inhibited by grapefruit for almost a full day
Why is tren so expensive D: Literally 70 eur for 1 bottle of 100mg tren e sometimes.
Are there any Aussie DNP sources who aren't dead brehs..
>>37765146
"So let’s sum up the modified PSMF. Each is discussed in more detail in upcoming chapters.
1. Protein intake set depending on bodyfat percentage and activity
2. Basically unlimited amount of vegetables (a few are off limits)
3. Either fish oil capsules or 1 tbsp of flaxseed oil per day for EFAs
4. A basic multivitamin/mineral supplement. One or two other key supplements.
5. Planned diet breaks depending on activity and bodyfat percentage
6. Length of PSMF to be set depending on bodyfat percentage and activity level"
I am only not doing the retarded ass vegetable thing and the EFAs
So what's your point, i read this shit before and this is what i thought
>>37765198
Because it's god nectar
>>37764528
I'll trade you winny for vet tren
>tfw onahole shipping still hasn't updated
Fuck you usps no way it's been in one state for a week
>>37764139
May I please choke your slave to death
We can be a serial killer/rapist duo like Not-Natty Born Killers
My friend told me that for my first cycle I should run LGD-4033 and MK-677. and see if I like it before I go and hop on some more hardcore stuff. Anyone have an experience with these?
>>37765388
lol
>>37765388
those are top tier tits genetics. ESTP on suicide watch
it's a stupid cycle. More expensive and u get less gains from steroids
>>37765388
why does her pussy have no tanlines but her tits do
>>37765239
fuck it
I don't have the time, crayons, or inclination to explain this to you
>>37765198
>70 eur for 1 bottle of 100mg tren e
hahahahahaha
>>37765344
pffft, these little red-topped golden beauties are all mine
I mean I could snag another 20g pack and do all the legwork, but even friends and family pricing would be like $35/g to make it worth my time
>>37765076
>rapid fat loss handbook
huh which one is this?
>>37765425
Exactly, kill urself
>>37765409
>>37765414
That's kinda what I figured. Would it be worth it to just maybe hop on a low does of testosterone for a cycle, see if I like it, and then go from there?
>>37765420
Never thought about it.
>>37765465
150 test e with 400mg eq would have very little sides to only higher test
>>37765425
Fucking crayons hahahaaaah
>>37764128
brah whats your job?
>>37765494
creepy beta orbiter
>>37765494
sexual harasser
MK-677 worth it?
>>37765344
>I'll trade you winny for vet tren
That's not even fair everyone knows your anabolic mold>cow tren
>>37765425
>>37765480
>>37765510
>>37765526
Ded
>>37765597
Yes but I've heard the recent batches are impure. The solvents weren't evaporated off correctly
>>37765425
>hahahahahaha
Why laugh nigga? How much do you pay for 250mg 10ml tren e ?
>>37761500
>doing leg extensions
>experiencing knee pain
who would have thought
>>37765759
50usd iirc
>>37765767
Can you buy it just from any brand? Like I see Zydex pharma but I have no idea if it's any good. Not a lot of reviews either.
>>37765759
>>37765767
like... $15?
>>37765804
They're basically all the same none of them are real pharmaceutical goods its just China labs
>>37765807
Is this the brewing cost or are you fellating a vendor?
>>37765759
141USD
>>37765807
>like... $15?
How?
>>37765820
But surely there must be some difference ?
>>37765807
300 bucks for a vial of tren here
go norway
>>37765847
buy from sweden >>37765832
>>37765832
>>37765847
Why dont you just import it?
>>37765847
go across the border and pay half or less
>>37765857
>>37765860
ain't nobody got time fo that
>>37765858
don't want to get fine that will cripple me economically for the rest of my life
crossposting this from /wlg/
im too pussy to do a full on, real cycle. but considering doing D-AA. have an apt with doc on tuesday, will ask for t-levels/dhea test and ask about it, just to get a baseline test at the least.
anyone have experiences?
>>37765888
>Being afraid of fines
Classic eurobro.
>>37764528
I can test stuff although I have to pay the guy. Send me an email and we can talk about it. Also not sure if he is willing to test anything illegal although I know he has tested mdma before.
>>37764699
You will probably not make any money just based on power consumption. That's why all the big mines are in China where energy is cheap.
>>37765927
if you have more than one vial you will get charged for dealing and each vial/pill will add to the fine so if some unlucky bastard is sitting on like 100 pills of something he is fugged
>>37765926
>D-AA
worthless
>>37765926
do it properly or dont do it
>>37760669
Haven't got much experience myself, but it's well known raws are a fucking minefield
>>37765926
you should either run legit gear or just stay natty.
don't waste your time with in-between shit
>>37763735
Best thing I did for my chunky 12 year old brother was getting him on the middle school wrestling team. Weight cutting, hard cardio, and getting your ass beat can do wonders for your body and mind. He lost the chub real quick and it's an extra curricular and way to make friends.
>>37765996
why? this isn't logical.
>>37765976
why? this assumes that a real cycle is the only legitimate way of raising test: it's not.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19860889
maybe i shouldn't be asking /fit/
>>37766190
You're looking for nothing more than validation.
Do whatever you want, you are very unlikely to get the encouragement or information you want here.
if you havent already, check out r/steroids
>>37766190
sure, it will probably raise test by a small amount
the effects wont be noticeable
So on two weeks my tren-test-clen blast finishes, and I am going on vacation for almost one and half month, where I'll be cruising. Given that my blood tests are fine, I'm planning to do this blast, starting on the first or second week of september.
>Weeks 1-24 700mg sustanon
>1-24 900mg EQ
>1-18 800mg deca
>19-24 700mg tren a
>1-6 60mg dbol
>7-10 20-30mg sdrol
Fuck guys, I really can't wait, and I hope for the best. Any opinions on this blast?
>>37766190
1 study, failed to be reproduced, good luck with your snake oil
>>37766367
>Any opinions on this blast?
it looks like a crazy fucking blast is all i can really say. You've got a lot going on.
Did you experience any bad cramping from the clen + tren?
>>37765847
hahaha holy fuck
>>37765952
was in the last thread or some shit right
>>37766367
there's no fucking way you're big enough to warrant that blast
>>37766486
>there's no fucking way you're big enough to warrant that blast
wouldn't that be why he's blasting so much shit to begin with?
>>37766486
why are her boobies sweaty?
>>37766367
I've done yolo blasts before and it really isn't worth the trouble imo. There's that point of diminishing returns that doesn't justify the side effects or the money. Slow and steady is that way to go. Even Chem has figured that one out and he was known for his retardedly dangerous blasts.
>>37766462
No, I was one of the lucky ones. 1st time doing clen, and all I got was some very mild cramps, elevated heart rate and getting out of breath (Is this term right? Sorry, I am not a native english speaker.) I went up to 160mcg np, while my friend dropped it midcycle at 120mcg, cause he couldn't stand the restlessness, the anxiety and the elevated heart rate. I can also say that I am more than happy with it's results. Hope my 2nd clen cycle, starting tomorrow, goes just as well.
I was taking taurine and drinking a shitload of water though, so that's probably why I only got some mild cramps.
>>37766486
No, I am not, but other than the eq, which I'll use for the first time, I've done all the other drugs on the same dosages with no problem.
>>37766502
Lol, exactly +it's fun.
>>37766556
Yeah, but is it really so extreme? What don't you like about it? The length, the dosages, or compainign so many drugs together?
>>37766486
Advancedbodyscience2000 at Gmail
>>37766572
It's just unnecessary but if you're got the money and don't care about the side effects, go ahead. It's your body f.am
>>37766641
Thankfully I've never got anything extreme when it comes to sides. Everything was totally manageable, and I wish it continuous this way.
>>37766666
checked
>>37766666
witnessed
quints gets to do whatever he likes
TFW you're 6'5", 290 lbs, 35% bf and chewing on dbol like candy
Sup bruhs did I develop serious gyno overnight or is this just some crazy bloat/weight gain? I'm running 25mg dbol ed 500 test p a week (first week at 400 test p).
This is me yesterday morning sitting in bed
>>37766666
You have any CBT's? I'm really quite curious how someone looks blasting such high volumes of hormones.
>>37766695
We can't even see your nips breh. Show off them titties so we can "check for gyno"
>>37766695
>do i have gyno
>posts a pic that doesnt show nips properly
m8
>>37766703
he's too scared because he's a skinnyfat DYEL on roids
>test and dbol at high bf
serves you right for getting dem tittays
>>37766695
This is my today. First pic sucks but its all i got
>>37766695
thanks for the most blurry fucking picture without any sort of focus on the problem area lmao. Did you take this pic as a excuse to show off your chest and traps? Because that's all anyone can see.
>>37766666
the shortness of breath also comes from the tren. I don't remember if i experienced it when i ran clen but I definitely did on tren. Despite you feeling fine under all the compounds you should still get bloodwork to make sure everything is fine mid-blast.
>>37766692
>highly aromatizing steroid
>35% bodyfat
mate please stop. for your own good
>>37766716
I was at 13% when i started I've been getting bloated as fuck. Also been eating like 3-4kcal a day though
When a source says their gear is 250mg per dose. That means per ml right?
>>37766741
bruh if its oil its always per ml
>>37766741
it means that the source is a fucking idiot
>>37766695
>>37766717
>roiding
>for
>this
>>37766717
You don't have gyno based on that pic. You should be able to feel the gland swelling with your fingers. Usually one side will pop before the other, not both at the same time.
>>37766717
Still can't really tell. It's too blurry. Raise your arm up above your head and feel for a lump behind your nipple. If there's a significant mass there then you have gyno. If it's small and doesn't cause your nipples to be misshapen then you're probably fine. If it hurts at all when you touch them then you have a problem.
>>37766754
I thought so lol. I'm very close to starting a test e blast. I've done tons of research on gear for the last year or so, but all the obvious stuff I'm kinda blank on kek
>>37766666
QUINTS CONFIRMED NOT NATTY
>>37766685
>>37766690
>>37766823
Lol, this get is probably one of the high moments of my life. I take that as a good sign for the upcoming blast.
>>37766702
Sorry mate, I won't post. Got to be honest, I have nothing worth seeing yet. Started b&cing last september, after I got low t blood tests, and from looking like an extremely skinny teenager, now I look like an athletic (is that the term?) guy of my age. I am now 34lbs more than I was a year ago while on lower bf, after a bulking and a cutting blast. Plus finally being able to grow body and facial hair is nice, lol.
>>37766719
Yeah, I know. My endurance has definitely go down on the tren, but while I was on clen I'd be out of breath from walking on a straight road, if my pace was elevated. Not every guy get's that from clen though, from what I hear.
