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>be me
>been lifting for about 3 years
>pretty strong guy
>6'1"
>188 low 210 max weight
>thats all besides the point
>i was hitting back at the only gym in my city a week or so ago
>normal day, small gym though maybe 20 people max
>during back day a DIME walks in
>you know how girls work
>leg day everyday
>i think you know what i havnt hit legs in a while
>proceed to walk into squat rack next to her
>try to make small talk
>"you better hit depth, haha"
>"ill be watching"
>she doesnt hear me
>music to loud or something
>proceed to pretend i didnt say anything
>throw on 4 plates even though im only squating 335 max right now
>dime notices
>asks me if im actually going to squat all that
>idk if shes mirin or questioning my strength
>my lips sputter some butchered form of yes and i think so
>"yight"
>shes waiting for me to squat it
>ohshiticantdothis
>barley manage to pick it up
>try to step 2 inches backwards
>realize theres no possible way i can do this
>try to put weight back on rack
>roll my ankle and drop the weight
>something somewhere goes wrong and the weight falls forward
>my head is instantly thrown between by legs
>ankle is fucked and im going down fast
>cant hold it and accidentally fart
>ohfuck.jpg
>its not a fart
>i just shit myself
>the weight lands and im folded in half
>dick is in my face
>smells like shit
>the dime just stares while others try to pry the weight off my neck
>i lie there for at least 30 seconds before trying to move
>able to get up
>ankle definitely broke
>pants full of a mixture of shit and spaghetti
>ask the dime if she smells that
>pass out
>few days pass
>currently recovering emotionally and physically
>what the fuck now
>:^(