>You have been recruited to enter into the illustrious career of professional bodybuilding. All expenses will be paid and you will be provided as much gear and/or motivation required to reach and surpass your genetic potential. You have become the 5%.
Choose your catchphrase
>>37759013
Manlets btfo
>>37759013
One thousand years ago, superstition and the sword ruled.
It was a time of darkness. It was a world of fear. It was the age of gargoyles.
Stone by day, warriors by night. We were betrayed by the humans we had sworn to protect, frozen in stone by a magic spell for a thousand years.
Now, here in Manhattan...the spell is broken. And we live again!
We are defenders of the night.
We are GARGOYLES!
>>37759050
What the hell are you on about you fucking faggot
>>37759013
This won't make you happy
>>37759013
Thought this was gonna be a sweden or space bread, doubly disappointed
>>37760025
This catchphrase sucks dick.
>>37759013
>swedish astronaut
>in a surprising reversal of things, a swede has entered the great darkness
>>37760370
>This catchphrase sucks dick.
So like Sweden
>>37760417
Kek
>>37759013
I wouldn't want to be a bodybuilder, I think most women bodybuilders are nasty
>>37759013
Lets leave the human race in our wake
DO IT ALREADY!
