what would /fit/ do during the Purge?
lift
probably lots and lots of rape desu
though it'd be risky, everyone outside would be trying to murder me so it's probably not worth it. better off hiding, probably
>>37757740
Rerack the weights without wiping them down
>>37757740
Not be living in a shit country
>>37757740
Stay in my house.
Prob roids.
>>37757740
Probably stay home and post on imageboard filled with insecure closeted homosexuals talking about lifting weights
Find my oneitis.
only go to parallel
>>37757740
rape and kill my ex
Add two chainsaws to both sides of my barbell
Go and kill Indians
>>37757740
shitpost on 4chan
scam some noobs
>>37757740
cheat day
Write a more creative screenplay
Browse /pol/, /r9k/ and /k/ for hype, have comfy music on
kys just cause you put the word /fit/ doesnt make the thread related dumbass. Your pussy ass wouldnt do shit during a purge
>>37757808
>Santa hat
>not full torva on old school
Scapelet defected
>>37757758
D E V I L I S H
Publish accounts of baseball games without the express written consent of Major League Baseball
>>37757861
Monster. You best not touch the NHL.
First of all, poop in the street. No reason really, just to set the tone for my day.
Steal box truck. Break into GMC. Steal protein and supps.
Steal deep freezer.
Steal meat to fill deep freezer.
>free gains till next year's purge
>>37758186
someone would probably kill you
I usually work the night shift so probably do that.
Watch a better movie
>>37757772
This.
Be a shame if I got piss tested the next day.
download cp
>>37758186
I don't think you'd find any protein and supplements at GMC my friend, you could steal yourself a nice truck though
>>37757740
Ur mum
>>37757740
PAJEET
>>37757758
>>37757794
Disgusting motherfuckers
>>37758292
/4chan
>>37758858
Get out newfriend
>>37758186
you'd get killed with a shit halfway out your ass
>>37757740
Go full /k/. Take my boat out to sea, armed to the fucking teeth.
>>37758906
If I knew how to post pictures you'd be looking at a picture of a gorilla with text something about rustled jimmies.
If you steal somethind a purge esque event, and keep it after, can you get prosecuted afterwarss for possesion of stolen property?
The theft wouldnt have been illegal
But after wards it is still stolen property
Possession of which is illegal
>>37759343
And we have a plot hole.
Burn things, historic buildings most likley
>>37757740
Masturbate to [spoiler]hand holding[/spoiler]
>>37757740
Purge my balls into a girls vaginor
>>37759448
I want to hold her hand, if you know what I mean
Keep an eye on my mother. It'd be tempting to go out and steal some of the medicine she needs, but I'd imagine any pharmacy would be swarmed like flies on shit. Wouldn't be worth leaving her alone while shit hit the fan.
>>37757740
Purge degenerates and minorities.
>>37757740
Lift inside of a bunker.
>>37759343
What if you shoot someone but they only die in the hospital two days later?
What if you plant a bomb in someone's house three days before the Purge when it isn't on lockdown, and blow it up during the Purge?
Why do fucking dumb ass Americans keep paying money to see sequels to movies that weren't any good the first time around?
>>37759727
The second movie was not bad. It wasn't some shitty horror movie, it was basically a Punisher ripoff.
>>37759343
>But after wards it is still stolen property
>Possession of which is illegal
Then you've answered your own question you dumb fuck.
>>37757756
What happens if you rape people you know? Like if you raped your boss or something would they not be allowed to fire you? Could I dom rape my boss and make her my bitch and reap the benefits for the rest of my life?
steal clothes because i suck at saving my money enough to buy new shit that actually fits me well
no fuck it, fuck it all, i'm robbing a goddamn bank. any other answer sucks. i don't need to kill anyone.
>>37757756
it is incredibly disturbing that the only thing preventing you from rape is the illegality.
i poated above that i don't need to kill anyone, but i now realize that there might very well be many, many people that this planet could do without.
curls in the squat rack
the press in the squat rack
shrugs in the squat rack
lat pulldown in the squat rack
Surprised no one said this but id definatley do massive drug deal steroids,mariunana, heroin, etc
>>37759859
Came here to post this, you beat me to it brah.
Hunt big game in a national park.
Poop in the street.
>>37759941
Hello Paheet.
Probably wouldn't go out people hunting, but I'd home alone the shit out of my place
>>37759941
Poop in envelopes and send to politicians. The crime occurs the moment you mail it, so even if they get it the next few days, you're golden.
Killing /fa/ fags with a /k/mate
>>37757740
Sit inside with my arsenal and leave the lights off.
Pew pew any nigs that get inside.
>>37757740
kidnap rich kids
hold them for ransom
>>37759926
some of us don't do drugs for reasons other than the fact that they're illegal.
i mean i might here and there, but not often enough that i would need massive quantities.
I would pee with the seat down. [spoiler]Without wiping it clean after[/spoiler]
>>37760274
You sicken me
>>37757740
I'd probably roam the streets with a posse and we'd hunt evil doers.
Get some motherfucking street justice.
I don't avoid committing crimes because it's the law. I don't give a fuck about the law. I just want to do the right thing. I wouldn't be able to tolerate masked murderers, rapists, and hidden psychopaths running amok in my city.
I'd just ignore it, but that shit is just too repugnant to ignore. I'd have to balance the scales.
>>37757740
id stay home and play video games, you fucking casuals.
>killing in shitty 3d world when 2d is infinetly superior
normies
>>37759854
Its called a joke homie but you legitimately contemplating murdering people you don't like is kind of freaky
>>37759854
>it is incredibly disturbing that the only thing preventing you from rape is the illegality.
i would wager this is true for a majority of men dasudasu. not that they go about thinking about raping all women all the time--women want sex too, after all, and 9 out of 10 times they'll happily consent if you simply respect them and treat them like human beings instead of pedestaling them-- but legal consequences are definitely keeping men from conquering particularly desirable yet unwilling females that they happen to come across.
or maybe I'm wrong and this generation really is nothing but "may i ask consent to touch your arm" nu-males raising their purple-pink haired girlfriend's children.
>>37757740
Probably murder as many fatties as possible. Anyone over 30% bf would be a target.
>>37757777
>checked
>>37757777
wew lad you'll find her with those digits
Here's a Master Course, (MIT certified) on background design if you feel like you need to up the detail of your levels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM387ADAPko
>>37761167
didn't even need to click on that to know who it was
>>37757740
take a trip abroad every year during the purge and have really good homeowner's insurance
>>37757740
Fuck Cute-Tomato's boipucci. I mean I'd really tear it up. He'd be wearing an adult diaper for life by the time I got through with him.
>>37758822
>>37758830
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Sleep, I need my gains.
>>37757740
hunt fatties , skin them and use their fat for various purposes
>invest in a home security business, sell to richfags
>once purge starts, sell all security info to burglars and murderers for good money
>makeout like a goddamn bandit
>>37757740
Eat a snickers bar
>>37760313
You and me both, friend.
>>37759854
lmao, why are you trying to be politically correct on an anonymous imageboard?
It's human nature, history itself is proof.
>>37760313
Wouldn't that make you a masked murderer then???!?/1?!?!/!?1one!!
>>37760618
>girlfriend's children
everytime
>>37761619
these kids can't have parents that loved them.
like, you don't let your kid become this.
Go to local gym and mix up the dumbells on the stand, put barbell on the highest position and fill it with weights, dump powder in the drinking fountain
I'd sleep and dream about a world without such a shitty movie franchise
>>37762025
I think it's rather that their parents loved them too much and where overprotective.
Most of the people I know that go out a lot had shitty homes, while the most boring and mentally stable come from a healthy family
>>37757758
absolute madman
>>37762436
I feel you. I went out a lot just to get away from home. Only really went home to sleep, see my dog and play league desu
>>37759906
>>37759914
>>37759921
God dammit guys
Are 24 hour gyms open during the purge?
>>37759798
You'd get killed the next day. You can't just commit a violent crime against someone and expect them to be okay with it at 6am just because the alarms went off. Nobody in their right minds would be thinking "ah damn, I'll get them next year." Especially if the assault is taking place in a hidden area and the cops probably won't actually be back to work until like 7am. Crime just wouldn't stop.
>>37759343
It's illegal to possess stolen property. But here's a real kicker.
Forgery is a crime. So you can just steal stuff and leave forged notes and receipts behind and technically the stuff isn't stolen at that point since the forgery was legal during the time you stole the goods.
You can literally just drop off sticky notes everywhere you steal shit, saying stuff like "sure Anon, you can have this money at the Bank, signed Bob" and be legally fine.
Wouldn't all the rich people just go abroad during the purge? I'm pretty sure they could afford a couple movers to move their shit to toronto for the weekend.
white collar crime
go to planet fitness and drop the weights
>>37759839
You'd get killed at the bank by either one of the other 500 people trying to rob your local bank, or by the sniper who's set up down the road waiting to play duck hunt with all the people who went to the bank as soon as the purge started.
Actually going out and committing crimes that everybody else would think of committing is asking to get yourself killed. Trying to rape pretty girls, rob banks, steal high end cars, etc. is actually the absolute last thing you should be doing in a situation like this.
>>37757740
finally lose my virginity
>>37762619
You're right. The purge is really just a wet dream movie for people with too much hate and not enough logic in their brain.
Drive around in my black BMW.
In months leading to purge day I would ask everyone if they really want to kill and rape each other or would they like to do something more noble.
End result would be pillage of Jerusalem.
>>37762775
edgy
>>37762775
Dues vult
>>37762748
I'd fuck your sister
>>37762775
RETAKE THE HOLY LAND
DEUS VULT BROTHERS
Try to kill politicians and leftists
>>37760027
But how will you see them with the lights off?
>>37762885
Cringe
>>37757751
/thread
>>37757740
>the Purge
Should I watch it?
>>37762947
Faggot muslim piece of shit
>>37762968
Watched it yesterday since a 2nd one is coming out, it was pretty good but had generic retarded child clichés.
>>37757751
This.
thread/
Iron fortress n shieet.
Not everyone's a hungry insatiable crime thirst nigger OP.
>>37763082
Is that a yes then?
>>37763082
*3rd one. Second was okayer than first movie
>>37757751
Thread
Blow up neighborhood with gas leak and piss and shit on everyone that I see dead
>>37757740
Sit on 4chan to watch the streams of it with other socially crippled idiots.
For starters, people would not stick to the "Class 4 weapon" rule, that is all I have to say about that.
add scoops first, water second
>>37757740
do curls in the squat rack
do pushups in the squat rack
>>37758186
Pajeet please
the LOO is for your POO
>>37761619
mirin'
Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>>37764107
Enjoy getting shanked immediately
>>37764184
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>>37757740
Didn't the Purgers leave people alone who were in support of The Purge?
Like flowers and signs in front of your house type of shit, everyone left you alone?
If I had the money i'd make elaborate Arrowslits throughout my attic that could be used as sniper positions.
Pretty much fortify and bunker down, kill anyone who attempted to break into my house.
Maybe some sort of computer operated gun on stair cases so you could just rekt people.
I'm pretty anti violence without a purpose, so i'd do probably nothing.
>>37757784
Theres something worse than HELL waiting for you after death.
>>37758822
so glad to have you back man, no homo :3
>>37760618
>pedestaling
petal stool*
Poo in the squat rack
>>37764808
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>>37757740
Well let's see. I'm a faggy twink who only does cardio and bodyweight.
I would be hiding to prevent being lynched, raped (again), and/or killed.
I would take no part in that bullshit.
>>37760618
>or maybe I'm wrong and this generation really is nothing but "may i ask consent to touch your arm" nu-males
so how do we know which girls are cool with that and which ones will think I'm some creepy loser? Word spreads fast these days, one fuckup and you'll get roasted by everyone that girl you touched knows that you're a creep and hate you by default
>>37765023
>raped (again)
I'll bite?
Loot a bookstore and a gym so later I can exercise both my body and my mind.
Also I only say the 2nd one. Is the 1st worth watching?
>>37765119
Roommate raped me when we were both drunk. He knew I didn't really stand up for myself (sadly still don't for the most part) and took advantage of that.
Bi as well, but a girlfriend I had before him was very terrible to me as well, and always pressured me into having sex with her.
She also did a few other things like threatening to kill me with a knife held to my abdomen, so there's that as well.
Brother said, in regards to the rape by our roommate, that it didn't matter because he and I are both guys. I have a lot of mental trauma over it still, and /fit/ was very sympathetic in a feels thread over these things happening to me, which made me happy that some people cared.
It's all just really ruined my life. I hope I'm just stable enough to find a boyfriend later this year.
load up on Axe and lighters, go around fucking shit up
>>37765226
scrap bodyweight, get lifting and get big
become the rapist
>>37760002
* Killing /fa/gs with a /k/omrade
>>37765226
It could be worse, at least you're not a virgin.
Wear bullet proof armor while stealing stuff
I'd probably drive around to all the vitamin stores in my city and steal all the supplements they have
>>37765226
One of those anons here, pal. If it helps for mental gains, maybe you can see a therapist. It could help you out. I still feel you're gonna make it, brah. You'll find what you're looking for.
...as for me, I would hit every bank I could and snatch up as much money as possible during Purge day. A ragtag crew of dumbasses just as dumb as me knocking over banks all night long year after year.
I'd like to imagine that I'd go on some anime-esque adventure like forming a group and fighting it out with anyone who gets in our way, but truthfully I'd get killed in less than 5 minutes.
>>37767829
kek
Cover myself in a blanket, sip hot chocolate and watch the world burn from the comfort of a bunker.
lock myself in the gym and use the squat rack in peace
kill all half squatters with a 45 plate
>>37757740
rape a bunch of pole I know.i mean what are they gonna do, call the cops?no? I didn't think so.
>>37758924
hahahhahahahaha fucking kek
>>37757740
/pol/, leave.
Jay walk and cross against lights.
Assuming this is a worldwide event, would the Internet still be fairly active? Would people continue to shitpost into the night as this all goes on or would they be freaking the duck out
lot's of insider trading and other illegal stock shit
or go around hollywood and kill as many producers as I could find
>>37757839
>Torva
>Old school
>not running a barrows set
are you 17?
>>37765226
>Roommate raped me when we were both drunk.
If you were both drunk, it wasn't rape.
Do curls in the squat rack.
>>37757808
I used okay rs back in the day and anytime I see an rs meme I laugh harder than at anything else
>>37765226
Damn sucks your went through that. I was molested by my older brother when I was around 6 years old.
I never told anyone and I'm not sure how I feel about it. Sometimes I wonder if that why I'm fucked up with my social anxiety and depression.
>>37757740
your mom
kill everyone i know
>>37757785
Rape ex until she is pregnant kill her fiancee with bare hands
> does the purge exist internationally she is in finland?
>>37757740
Steal a bunch of shit with high resale value and regular demand then sell it off all year so I don't have to work
>>37765226
Oh so "rape" in the way a white college girl uses it. Not actual rape
I'm thinking Arby's
>>37769620
Wouldn't some one shoot you when you try selling it next year?
>>37765226
>She also did a few other things like threatening to kill me with a knife held to my abdomen, so there's that as well.
Where do you find a gf like that ?
I'd find some place in the woods I could hide without being found. Doesn't have to be in the woods really, I'd be creative and find a place no one would look. Realistically a purge would be a complete apocalypse, people would be bombing shit everywhere and shooting up the streets, anyone with the notion to go out and kill people would almost certainly get killed themselves.
>>37767882
Thanks Anon. It seriously means a lot to me.
I sort of pushed the thread and what I wrote earlier today out of my mind.
I subconsciously try to forget what's happened.
Thank you.
>>37769294
>>37769626
Oh no, I was very much aware of what was going on, and I kept pleading with them to stop. When they finally did decide to stop, and leave, I began crying.
It wasn't drunk sorority girl rape, blacking out and not remembering details. I remember every bit of what happened.
>>37769346
I am so terribly sorry to hear that happened to you, anon. I'd give you a hug if I could, I really would.
I share social anxiety and depression right alongside you, hence my heavy nicotine addiction.
I really hope you can put that horrible thing behind you.
>>37762947
Fucking Isis supporting sand nigger
>>37760274
This has become a holy jihad for me whenever I visit family for the holidays. One time when I was visiting my parents' house for Christmas, they told my three siblings and I (we're all about college/post college age) that they decided that they were tired of the seats being left up when we came to visit, and made it an official policy that everyone had to put them down. So I decided that I would wage a holy war against this, and proceeded to put the seat up whenever I walked by the bathrooms. The envolping shitstorm was hilarious. I think I'll do it next holidays too.
>>37770292
Wait so you're a guy? And another guy raped you?
I can't imagine how emasculating that must be
>push ups in the squat rack
>dips in the squat rack
>crunches in the squat rack
>comfy nap in the squat rack
>dinner party in the squat rack
>>37765461
Hide under a table, wishing I had a bf to protect me
