Fit help me, you're my only hope.
>>37755969
ask her if she does GOMAD
>hit me up bitch, I'm aquaman
>>37755969
heh... well it looks like you just activated my trap card!
*unseathes feminine penis*
>>37755969
"Play my cards right huh? Alright
*draws 2 cards*
Hmm, ace of hearts and queen of diamonds, that's... blackjack.
So how about that kiss sweety? Give me your firm pretty lips"
>>37755969
your name vivian my name is big baby i go poopy poopy poopy and hope you love me
whore
If you're not a bitch, you'll start an incredibly intricate and detailed role play of a yugioh match
>>37755969
>How about we play with open cards, I don't like risking my chance with you
>>37755969
Say something funny involving your daddy's gold card and your figurative mountain of literal monopoly money.
Preferably with a pic of said monopoly money.
>>37755978
>>37755980
>>37755984
>>37756015
>>37756028
>>37756045
>>37756049
All good responses. Now, OP, do you understand that you should always come to /fit/ for your dating needs? We got your back, dude. :)
>>37756015
Ik you're kidding and all but godamn did that make me cringe
is everyone here 13 what hte fuck
>>37755969
"I can destroy a piece of fish (i.e. eat pussy) if you know what I mean :)"
>>37755969
Pro pickup artist here - go with this.
"Card games are for children. I am a gentleman :)"
shows you are confident and mature
>>37755969
I'd dolph into that ass
*plays dark magician in attack position*
your move... kid
U must be a sperm whale cause you.look like you can take a good dick
>>37755969
It's time to d-d-d-d-ddddDuel.
>>37756129
I laughed
>>37755969
>asian girls
>>37756129
Give 'er the ol' lickeroo
>>37756129
kek'd audibly and suddenly
>>37756127
XD good one, keked hard, well meme'Đ
>>37755969
But dolphins don't play cards. They don't have opposable thumbs.
just tell her something like 'so is this when I bust out the yugioh deck and invite you over?'
You could always add 'that's not the only thing I'll be busting tonight' if you're feeling confident and she wants the D
>>37756746
This guy is trolling you.
This is how you become a
>"nice guy"
>>37755969
Call her a bitch and tell her to play her cards right. Why does every girl think they're a catch?
>>37756129
Kek this
>>37755969
Ask her if shes an archeologist
Send her a pic of your dick. Post response.
Take this to /b/, we lift cause we're autistic. We only get laid because we look good. /b/ will give you some actual good replies.
>>37756831
Wow, you really are autistic.
>>37755969
What did you mean by this? Really makes you think.
>Coming to an indo-european agrarian tapestry trading board for dating advice
>>37756129
>>37756831
>/b/
>good
Wut?
>>37756015
Ive been utterly depressed and my mood has been smashed to bits from recent events but this gave me a smile and made me laugh
thanks
>>37756861
/b/ replies are funny and ballsy, every time I've used them they've gotten me laid.
>>37756015
The more I read this the more I laugh
>>37755969
>"How's about I squirt a bit of 'chup on that ass, ma'am?"
>>37756794
>>37755969
If you don't gamble, you never win. That's the best option. Send context of chat
>>37756129
OP pls
>>37756015
>>37756940
It's only because your mom feels bad for you
>>37756129
do this pls and throw in a dolphin emoji at the end
>im really good at go fish tbqh. what are you up to this weekend?
