classic mom

Kek. I hope this is real.

>>37752726
pics of mom

did she at least make you tendies afterwards

>Have a qt spoiled gf
>She doesn't want to walk to the car and asks me to carry her
>I refuse and we banter back and forth for a while until I eventually secede
>As I carry her, I feel that she gets progressively heavier for some reason and my legs begin hurting
>Don't give up and just keep trucking on because I don't want to look like a pussy
>Against my will, I fall to my knees then suddenly, the pain is gone
>My gf is also nowhere in sight
>I look around a bit for her, then when I suddenly see her again she's caked in horrid makeup w/ a voice so shrill that I don't recognize her
>I wake up

I realize that I don't a gf anymore, only doms

girls / women love a man who has a healthy relationship to his mother.

>>37752824
wow what a shit post consider suicide

>>37752868
this

not even a shitpost, a LITERAL SHIT post

>>37752868
Meh, on this board everyone is already considering it.

>>37752868
This. Consider taking time of before making another post.

>dad drags me to the gym
>i was in the middle of taking down the horde warchief garrosh hellscream in the siege of orgrimmar with 25 old guild members
>mfw im now struggling to bench 95 pounds for the first time
>fail on the 2nd rep and drop it on my chest
>dad mumbles "ill never forgive myself for not pulling out"
>leaves me with the weight still on my chest

>>37752726
she wants to fuck. jesus crist the autism