>hey anon, we're having cake in the break room
>>37751683
Heyanonyouhavenolife.jpeg
i'm pissing here you fucking roastie
Ok. can you slice me a piece and then throw it in the trash?
seriously, there is cake in the break room right now and I'm trying so hard not to get a piece.
hold me, /fit/, it won't fit my macros.
>>37752280
go eat a small piece
don't be autistic
>>37752280
cake is disgusting and for fags
>>37751683
And I'm having your pussy right here bitch
>>37751683
How do i avoid this future?
I unironically don't like cake. Too creamy. I eat cake maybe once a year.
>>37752502
this
Maybe you'd all like some special home made icing with your cakes, just get on your knee's and receive.
>>37751683
I'm bulking so I'll be right there
>that feel when perma-bulking because I hav a metabolism that is literally 4,000 kcal/day and that's WITHOUT my work out
I eat 5,000 calories/day
>>37752590
Are you 8'0?
>>37752597
7 inches shy
>>37751683
>cheesecake
>fudgecake
>ice cream frosting
>layered frosting
>butter frosting
>any frosting other than vanilla or chocolate
absolutely disgusting senpai
knowing that normies eat this kind of shit really helps me not fuck up my diet
>>37752280
Just get a cup of coffee and socialize idiot
I'm really glad I don't have a sweet tooth or generally like food that much. It's kind of gross watching people struggle with their desire for food, it reminds me of the time I saw a dude coming down from coke, he just looked so desperate for one more bump.
>>37751683
First you have to eat my cock
>work for Google
>they literally have free ice cream 24/7 with 4 different flavors and as much sprinkles, hot chocolate syrup and whip cream you can possibly want
This is the hardest thing I've ever done.
FUCK OFF I'M CUTTING YOU FUCKING CUNT GAINS GOBLINS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>37753232
>get coffee
>anon, why don't you have cake?
"I'm trying to watch what I eat"
>but you're already too skinny!
"n-no thanks"
>anon, we think you have body image issues
6ft, 200lbs @ 16% bf
>spill my spaghetti
>>37753294
>work for Google
how m8
t. wage slave
>>37753313
*YOU ARE KLLING YOURSELF ANON PLS I CARE ABOUT YOU, OYU ARE ONE EGGG FROM TOTAL LIVER IMPLOSION :'( :'( :'(
>>37752361
This
>>37753327
Went to a good university and took like 2 months preparing for the interview. Top slave tbqh
>>37751683
this is the men's room, bitch.
>>37753336
so accurate it's ridiculous...
>>37751683
Sorry Janet, none for me. I'm too autistic to understand that one piece of cake, one time out of the year, will not undo every bit of progress i've made.
"No sorry i'm not hungry"
Is it really that hard???
>>37753276
When I "cut" from 245 of mostly fat to 160 I lost my appetite and still haven't gotten it back and I'm up to 175
>>37753372
IT'S NOT JUST ONE PIECE YOU STUPID RABID CUNT. One cake one birthday. At my work place we 120ish people. That's 120 cakes. Fuck you and them. I'm not eating cake everytime so I can barely sit in a normal chair like them
>not faking lactose intolerance.
nobody in this thread is gonna make it.
...except me.
>>37753469
Interesting. I wonder what the mechanics behind that are.
>>37753666
stomach contraction
>>37751683
>Coworker: "There goes my diet."
>>37752729
Didn't realize Yao Ming was a /fit/izen
>>37751683
>I prefer to break you in the cake room
>>37751683
>eating lunch with coworkers
lel
>go
>get normie sized piece
>only have a bite or two
>throw the rest away/give it to someone else
>don't be an autist
>>37751683
CHEESE CAKE I HOPE
>>37751683
shoo, shoo goblin
>>37756268
gross
>>37756268
Fat ugly bitch, but would inseminate.
>>37751683
My name is Chadwick, not anon.
Sure, I'll have some.
>>37756352
>Fat
>Ugly
>BItch
>Would still bone
Explain.
>>37751683
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN
>>37752361
This information is actually false.
>>37751683
Fitting that they call it the break room, it's where the broken masses gather.
Enjoy your cake.
>>37757033
he's thirsty as fuck what's there to explain?
>>37751683
Oh, thank you but no cake for me. I appreciate it.
>>37752547
>>37752502
Agreed.
My grandma makes this awesome plain vanilla cake with no frosting and it's the most humblest thing ever.
>>37753623
You are the pinnacle of mental retardation and compulsive liars everywhere.
i only eat cake by the ocean.
>>37753313
What does spill spaghetti mean?
>>37757177
Please be bait
>>37757177
>He doesn't carry spaghetti in his pockets
>>37757168
Chuckle
>>37757177
for the love of god, please be bait...
otherwise, I'm getting too old for this shit
>>37757188
>>37757249
Please be bait?
Also, i'm to this place, I googled lifting and I saw this place. Is this a good place for lifting?
I'm 5'10' 150 and squat 355 for 3x8 and bench 235 for 3x8.
I'm having trouble going trough this rep scheme 3x8-12
>>37757269
new*
>>37757269
>is this a good place for lifting
no
>>37757269
>thinks he can get fitness advice here
>>37757269
You tried too hard on that one
>>37757310
>>37757311
>>37757317
What is a good recommended website for lifting?
This place seems nice and it has a simple layout, seems cool.
>>37751683
that literally happened to me today
one of my female whale coworkers asked if I wanted some and I responded "do I look like someone who eats cake" and put my chicken breast and broccoli into the microwave.
>>37753666
>>37753804
Also changes in microbiome
>>37757177
you've got vomit on your sweater already.
>>37757453
Do people actually vomit when talking to others?
>>37757177
Hahahaha, either this is brilliant bait or you are a summerfag/newfriend
>>37752729
Why aren't you in the NBA nigger? you just need to be coordinated and you're gonna be making millions
>>37757355
fucking nigger. Did I trigger you yet nigger? now fuck off
>>37757054
Nice try, cake lobby
>>37757672
I guess i'm a newfriend?
>>37757821
Why do you have to be like that? Do you talk to everyone like that?
>>37753313
>anon, we think you have body image issues
literally on the same boat as you
when co workers said this to me i replied in the most autistic way ever
>I have a lot of issues senpai
what the fUck is wrong with me?
>>37757177
Damn, I thought even newfags knew this one.
>>37751711
UNDERATED
>>37751683
>hey anontoinette, there's cock in my trousers!
Flan masterrace get out cake plebs
>>37751683
Thanks but I don't like cake
>>37756268
>looks like a mix between Hayden Panettiere and Kate Upton in video
>more attractive than a good percentage of high-test girls
>checked her instagram (jessica kylie)
>CAKED in makeup, complete ghetto trash, went from 8 to 4 in a blink of an eye
When cucks cut for women
>permabulkforlife
>>37753574
sure, but each cake gets divided among 120 people, it's a veeery small slice each.
3° of cake, if you want to run the numbers. does that count as a wedge or a sheet of cake?
>>37751702
kek
>>37753367
>implying other people care....
>>37751683
thats usually a distractor so that you dont attend important meetings.
>>37757177
Because we fitness freaks are so concerned about energy levels, not spiking insulin, and getting enough protein we often carry around bags of spaghetti in a protein rich meat sauce to nibble on throughout the day (spaghetti has lots of resistant starch and very small amounts of carbs as might be found in a single spaghetti strand elicit minimal insulin response). However, spaghetti is a volatile foodstuff and often there are moments where it spills from pockets onto floors and trousers and so on much to the embarrassment of the fitness freak.
You'll also sometimes hear of "pocket eggs" as superior to spaghetti, but frankly those people are perverts.
>>37757408
>coworker tries to be friendly
>can't just say no, has to be hostile about it
>>37759967
Out of 120 people, there are probably going to be some people that will turn it down and other people that opt for seconds, so it's not like people will frown on you if you say no. I would just make it a habit to keep saying no just so I wouldn't have to think about it. Kind of like remembering to take your vitamins is easier once you've been sticking to it for a while.
>>37759722
Build Wall
>>37752729
>7 foot shy
>>37751683
I don't understand these threads. Is everyone on /fit/ cutting? I think that the biggest perk of lifting is that you can easily shovel in more than average person with no consequences.
"Sick, I needed a carb up, I'll be right in"
Situations like this are a perfect way to say to the fat chicks about how it's so great that I can eat anything I want and be shredded. (Remeber to lift your shirt and show the cuts as you say this)
Negging fat people is the epitome of making it.
>>37757177
Un fucking believable
>>37751683
Can't you just say you don't care for sweets?
>>37760699
except for her sweets if you know what im saying
Sure I'll have a slice
Because I'm not autistic
>uni dorm has weekly dinner nights where they order all kinds of food for everyone living there
>"hey anon come grab some pizza!"
>"i-it's alright, no thanks"
>"hey anon come grab tacos!"
>"n-no thanks, not hungry"
>"hey anon come grab literally whatever greasy fucking fast food they ordered this week!"
>"n-no thanks"
>"hey anon how come you never come out and socialise?"
>>37752502
>cake
>creamy
?? Maybe it's just because I'm europoor but most cakes aren't creamy
>>37760766
" I'm not really hungry, but I'll come and hang out"
Bruh come on
>>37760766
you gotta eat big to get big
come on
>>37760779
I did that a couple of times but it's awkward as fuck, most people get there food and leave and not many people stick around, so I've just been left floating between a few people I know being the only one not eating
>>37752361
> beefcake
>>37760766
I can not believe you guys... I have a strict diet when I am alone but if someone call me to hang out I forget about the diet.
Bohoo I didnt eat mi perfect macros one day a week, the will look down on my in the gym.
Whatever bro, this is a really long trip. If you are that commited at some point you will break down
>>37757995
did you actually say senpai?
>>37760549
>He forgot roiding
>>37753372
Better than being such a doormat that you'd use any social opportunity to deviate from your diet.
>>37759988
Dubs of truth
>>37760766
Have you invited them to eat whatever protein gruel you cook up to fit your macros?
>>37759988
I always thought it was a meme to represent social autism
Didnt know it was tied to /fit/
>>37760084
And hire the mexicans to do it? Kek
>>37751683
>Stfu Julie
>I told you im cutting right now, Jesus.
>>37760766
>not sacrificing his gains for normie gains goblins
makin it
>>37759988
There are other ways to store your pocket snacks anon...
>>37752729
I wouldn't be shy with 7 inches.
