>Watching My Big Fat Denial
>she's bitching at everything
>barely puts any effort into her workouts
>complains the whole dam time about the workout, the instructor, her flashbacks to 'Nam
>my blood pressure is rising when she can't even get into a (nonlifted) truck
>bitches at her boyfriend for not helping her do something as basic as lifting your fucking bodyweight two feet off the ground into a truck
>doesn't really have any motivation to get fit
Why is there a show about this? The only reason I can see is for her based parents.
>>37743192
you're watching it
Fatties watch tv, fatties like seeing their own especially when there's a 'positivity' spin, TLC knows there's money to be made
>>37743222
Trips > OP
/thread
>>37743192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-mbaY1_4WY
It's comedy gold dude.
>>37743222
Yea, my roommates are watching it and I happen to be sitting in the room on my phone
>>37743238
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>>37743192
If you haven't noticed, it's a thinly veiled cautionary tale.
You know how watching Hoarders makes you want to clean your house? This makes you want to lose weight. That's not an accident.
this show makes me feel so much better about myself and also provides me with entertainment and ironic motivation. please don't ask why it exists ;_;
>>37743317
>"This shouldn't have been strenuous. This should've been easy and it feels like I'm proving everybody else right."
That's the money shot. That's why TLC is doing the show.
>>37743192
Tbh I record it and watch it whenever I'm laying on the couch when I'm exhausted and have a minute of free time. Then after some shock+rest I go and have a fantastic workout thinking about what a physical failure not only she is, but like 80 percent of the population is lazy fucks who hate working out
> get into a (nonlifted) truck
What's that?
>>37743317
i don't get it. what the fuck happened? she just started doing the splits? why couldn't she just move her legs?
>>37743317
K E K
E
K
>>37744176
Because snowy is slippery I guess
She couldn't keep balance
I hate this show because I have PCOS too and many of its associated symptoms yet I am not an overweight excuse of a human being. I keep that shit in check.
>>37744287
Good job senpai
>>37743192
>She has gained ~50lbs since the show started
>>37744328
The show's producers are probably slipping her donuts on the side
Wait, if lenny is her boyfriend, who's the other based beardo?
I respect him even more now for not dicking that lardwhale
>>37743317
Her poor boyfriend
>I can't lift her I feel helpless
>not knowing he would have to have the body of an Olympic lifter to raise those 600 pounds up
>>37744372
Her ex-FWB/roommate/friend i think. Glad he stopped chasing that worthless hog and moved on. Never quite understood why he even stuck around.
>>37744211
but... it's just as easy as walking. you lift one foot. instead of putting it in front of the other, you put it closer to the other. then adjust skis so you don't slide. i seriously don't understand her difficulty. if you can walk, you can keep your legs from splitting.
>>37744413
He did it for the lulz
>>37744374
does she actually weigh about that much?
>>37744463
375lbs as of recent episode.
>>37744441
She's obviously a crybaby so she was probably scared of moving anything
>>37744328
this made me laugh so hard
>>37743317
...why is that guy dating her??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>37743317
Something as simple as standing in the snow becomes a medical emergency when you're fat
i'm laughing all the way to the gym
>>37744413
Men, unlike women, have compassion and empathy & so even when a relationship is done, they still care for the other person. Guess you wouldn't understand that being a female/nu-male
>>37743591
thats an old meme
>>37744328
50 fookin pounds?!?
What a bulking legend
>>37745457
I've been using it since that mexibro kid posted it on his wall.
>>37745419
he gets to be on tv
>>37743192
Where are you watching it? I wanna watch the eps but can't find them for free.
>>37745419
he smart he gets to collect her life insurance in the next 2 years and then be with hot ladies in vegas.
>>37744441
I believe she was falling forward. She is so fat that her legs would snap like twigs if she actually fell before her shoes were off.
>>37744374
kek, they should get Klokov or Lu in the show
>>37746636
Some other anon uploaded 3 episodes of season 3
https://mega.nz/#F!PxZnEZYD!wkP-CfexPbkpzu5wqICq-Q
If you dont want to facefuck whitney, you're just a low-test cuck
>>37746702
Cheers bro
>>37746702
You're probably going to think I'm a fucking idiot, but how do I download the files? I click download, it goes into my "file transfer" list, but doesn't download to my PC and there isn't any other option after that except to delete it from the list.
>>37745457
but it still checks out
>>37747143
retard, it downloads in the website, then it's downloads to your pc (which takes like 3 seconds)
>>37744125
A truck that hasn't had longer springs and/or bigger tires installed. Items which are useful of you do serious off-roading as those things increase your ground clearance. Typical lift heights are 2-6 inches.
>>37743192
>complains the whole dam time about the workout, the instructor, her flashbacks to 'Nam
FUCKING TICKLE MY KEKELS
>>37746702
But why not episode 4, anon? There's nothing here.
http://thewatchseries.to/episode/my_big_fat_fabulous_life_s3_e4.html
Help me, senpai, you're my only hope.
>>37743317
>I've spent so long making myself believe that I could do anything that I wanted to do but this is somehing that I couldn't do
No shit being delusional doesn't change the fact that you've got 500 pounds of extra weight on your body and barely the strength to hold it
with the collapse of the pound relative to the USD, will it be easier or harder for her to lose weight vs if the brexit wasn't happening?
>>37749363
Just eat less.
>>37743317
Watching this reminds me of my sister and her bf. Both are morbidly obese and she acts just like Whitney, begging for help with the most basic things while her bf just puts up with her shit.
>>37746645
Brilliant! Her parents are loaded too, and have no other kids so if he plays his cards right...
>>37743192
>claims she has some vagina disorder which makes it harder to lose weight
>mom gets pissed when I say all she has to do is eat maybe 200 calories less (i even doubt that) than a normal women trying to lose weight
women man
>>37743317
>>37743317
holy fucking shit, how do people let this happen to themselves?
>>37744374
An olympic lifter would have trouble too
they probably had to custom make her entire set of ski gear
>>37743317
HOLY KEK
I suppose this is the reason I've never seen a fatty on the slopes.
God damn, going off a kicker would be a death sentence for those knees.
>>37743317
I can picture a fit dude made this show to put her in funny situations
>>37743317
LMAO WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH
>>37744441
She's 300 lbs top heavy. Skiing is easy as fuck, unless you're juggling a lopsided center of mass on top of stiff, locked, shin high boos.
>tfw fat girls are your fetish
>tfw the shame involved means you only fuck ones from the next town over so nobody in your personal life has to know
>>37744441
Imagine placing all that weight on one leg for just a moment. If you haven't strengthened the muscles, tendons and ligaments on that leg to endure such weight/strength I'm certain that something would tear/snap under such strain.
>>37744125
A truck that isn't owned by white trash.
>>37744328
WHAT IS HER SECRET? I CANT EVEN GAIN 10 pounds after three months of eating McDonalds three times a week.
>>37745457
it's really not
>>37750542
fucking disgusting
>>37744287
PCOS doesn't even cause obesity. Obesity causes PCOS, but there are more things that can cause PCOS, yet only 10% of people with PCOS are not overweight.
Its like lung cancer and smoking. Nonsmokers can get lung cancer but they only make up 10% of the people with lung cancer.
Difference is, PCOS is reversible in a large majority if they just went from obese to overweight or normal weight.
>>37745457
For you.
>>37744328
Fuck, I know the person in this picture. This makes me uncomfortable
>>37745419
Maybe she gives 1 hour blowjobs and deep tongue rim jobs?
>>37744441
Her feet were sliding away from each other. She was applying all her force into keeping her feet as close as they are. And even then, she was failing. She's just too heavy.
It's possible that someone her size also doesn't really walk, just... fall forward and keep moving.
>>37752050
>fall forward and keep moving.
This is how EVERYONE walks.
>>37751242
The symptoms of PCOS are certainly exacerbated by obesity but obesity does not cause it. Hell a symptom of PCOS is central obesity (causing a beer gut).
DISCLAIMER: In no way am I saying that PCOS causes obesity. The normally associated thyroid problems only account for 5-15lbs.
>>37752178
I know you feel normal, but that's just because you're american. Being so obese you stop functioning correctly is not normal, it's just common in america.
>>37743591
Gotta love summer
>>37744176
Weak hip adductors
>>37752438
Same here. Don't have to worry about uni.
Oh, you thought I was in highschool
>>37752525
Summer has nothing to do with school
I bet you wear basketball shorts to your weighted dip classes
>>37752525
>>37743591
Newfag
>>37745419
high test
>>37752525
>being this summer
>>37748434
Ayy
>>37750458
Also, the inertia once you get up to speed would be tremendous if you weigh twice or more what a normal human should weigh. Imagine trying to stop all that mass, you'd just topple over and slide down the slopes.
>>37752543
K
E
K
>>37743317
>I CAN PRAMISE, AH'M NOT A WUSS
Yeah okay.
>>37744194
K E K
E
K
>Tfw when you will never have SPEED AND WEIGHT
>>37754161
LOL this is an episode after her own friend says she complains about everything all the time.
I don't understand why my sister loves this show. it drives me up the fucking wall. everything that comes out of this woman's mouth is an excuse or some sob story. A bitch completely controlled by her impulses should NOT be giving any type of life advice.
someone upload episode 4 somewhere pls
>"Maybe that's why you're yelling at me because you're cranky and hungry."
HOLY SHIT. This show is gold.
>>37754267
Lots of UFC fighters prove you wrong
>>37743192
>(nonlifted)
Im pretty sure it was lifted, but her fat ass crushed it back down to the ground
>>37752525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohHHCzb7Hko
>>37752185
You and your fatlogic excuses, senpai.
Victoria Beckham has PCOS. Show me on the dolly where the beergut touched you.
>>37754000
A heffalump & woozel like that on skis is a danger to everyone around her. Imagine that pile of dangerlard collapsing on a bunch of small kids. There's kids as young and 1.5 years old on the slopes.
>>37756004
Victoria Beckham also has a long long long LONG story with bulimia so shit example bro
>>37749363
Ffs it's not a big deal. The 'collapse' is just a meme.
Sorry, you triggered me a bit there.
>>37750542
I fucking feel this. I absolutely despise their leeching, pathetic lifestyles - but they're the only thing that arouses me. Fucking sucks. Is this what pedophilia's like?
>>37754742
Is she not like /fit/, and hate watching because she enjoys knowing however bad she might be at some things, however much she may have fucked up, she's still better than the woman on the show?
>>37743192
Her parents are really cute.
They're 60% of why I watch it.
>>37752185
The problem with most hormone disorders isn't that they magically make you fat no matter what you eat, it's that they often cause depression, fatigue, and brain fog, which leads to people not exercising and eating fast-food for comfort/convenience. IE, the exact things that cause fatness in everybody. And then you being obese makes the symptoms worse, and you end up in a cycle. But really the medical establishment needs to do a better job of explaining that while it might be harder to turn your life around than if you didn't have a disorder, it's not impossible, and the only way you're ever going to feel good is if you put the work in. This is why I hate so much of the HAES stuff, it's lying and telling people getting better is impossible so they don't even try.
>>37743591
This stopped being funny a long time ago.
Anyone got downloads for season 1 and 2? Would be much appreciated
>>37756033
At least she isn't going to demand half of my seat on public transport. Still better than any fat waste of space.
>>37744442
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VhY_VfD2yM
What the honest fuck
>>37756301
Oh God, why couldn't the cameras catch her falling on her face? I'd have it as a repeating gif, it would be beautiful.
>>37756243
why is the woman skinny?!
>>37756348
she doesnt have the balls to dirty bulk
>>37756348
She's not Hamerican, just a visiting French tourist.
>>37743192
I watched the first episode of S3 because someone shared a mega link and the only parts I enjoyed had the parents on screen.
>>37743317
>'they're pressing up against my bones'
I don't think anything has that penetrative power. She's delusional; watching her legs move apart with her unable to close them because they're too heavy made me wonder where she got the idea she could do anything.
>>37743317
fuck the chinese splits
>these are the american splits
>>37750542
My fetish is guro.
Is one of you mofos with access to tlc going to upload ep 4 already or what?
>>37743192
this woman would have no chance with me
I'm 6'4"
feels good man
in case you're wondering
yea, i pull bitches
>>37750542
My fetish is sex only in the missionary position after marriage solely for the purpose of reproduction
>>37743628
You are giving TLC too much credit
All epidoses here: https://www.primewire.ag/watch-2757679-My-Big-Fat-Fabulous-Life-online-free
>egg noodles
>tuna
>mayonnaise
>cheese
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK THIS IS HER FAVORITE FOOD
