>wake up today feeling good
>walk to the gym for the first time ever to keep the positive feeling going
>half the gym turns and looks at me
>stiffly walk over to the sign in counter
>before I can open up my mouth the guy says "Ok..lets see your member I.D"
>I scramble looking for my wallet
>"maybe its in your gym bag that you put behind you on the chair" he says
>"haha yeahh your right" I say
>The fucking chair falls over as I try to grab my bag from it
>Everyone in the gym looks directly at me, literally pausing mid sets
>hand over my moms id to the guy at the counter
>he looks back and forth at me and the id
>"This isn't you" he says
>"Well yeah, it's my moms but it says she can bring a friend"
>"actually that's only for accompanied minors. Your mom would need to be with you"
>"how old are you even" he asks
>turning 27 next week" I say
>he looks at me out of pity
>"well look, seeing as its your birthday soon I'll let you off"
>He hands it back
>I juggle the I.d then it falls on to the ground
>think to my self that I'm such a fuck up I can't even go to a gym correctly
>At this point I don't even want to do cardio
>I walk over to the weights instead
>Think that while I'm here I should try to talk to people and make friends
>spot a group of 3 guys and 2 girls
>walk up to them and say "Hi hello there, my name is anon"
>The girls look at the chads
>One Chad says with a smirk "uh hi there bud, are you lost?"
>I say "Haha noo, I am just looking for some buddies to train with"
>one of the Stacy's busts out laughing "I have to go to the bathroom" she says
>I say "safe travels"
>Her friends "I really can't take this weirdo anymore, lets leave"
>they all agree to leave
>as one of the chads walk past me he puts his hand on my shoulder and says "Don't worry bud, keep trying"
>They leave
>I sit on a benchpress staring at the wall for an hour just thinking
>Finally leave
Why can't I act like a normal human? What did I do wrong guys?
cool blogpost but no one cares
fuck off to
>>>/r9k/
>>37742359
damn first post worst post. keep at it like chad said. women are of the inferior race, that chad may seem insincere when he told u to keep at it but he is spiritually closer than you realize. you must lift weights to fill the void in your life. it's the only way
safe travels
that one gets me everytime
Massive amounts of weed or a few high dose LSD experiences will show you the light and how to get rid of your awkwardness.
>Pussy niggas are uninformed
>Pussy niggas look goofy
>Pussy niggas seeks approval
>Pussy niggas needs gym buddies
>Pussy niggas cares about what other think
>Dont be a pussy nigga
>Be a real nigga pussy nigga real niggas get pussy, nigga..
>>37742359
wait that was a true story that happened to you? if so the autism is strong with you
who on earth asks someone they've never met before to be friends?
>>37742531
So enlightened. Use some commas next time please
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=liY56MHNs8E
>>37742571
Just like my Japanese animes!
>>37742531
agree with it all except for the goofy thing. You must be one of those faggots who takes himself way to seriously
>>37742359
quick question OP, are you from a single mother family, parents divorced, or a latch key kid?
>>37742359
did this really happen or am I being rused?
You're going to look like a retard the first time you try a lot of things. It's choosing not to give up like a bitch that defines you.
>>We're all gonna make it
el autismo
Good pasta
>>37742359
No way this happened
>>37742359
> bench pressing while staring at a wall
Are you Dhalsim or something?
>>37742359
How did he know when your birthday is if you gave him your mom's ID
>>37742359
You didn't offer them the spaghetti in your pockets to them. Rookie mistake.
You also didn't offer yourself to the alpha Chad. If he thinks you're a female, the rest of the herd might accept you, even if you look like shit.
>>37742359
There's a way, but it's a lonely one, you simply keep an angry look on your face, people won't come up to you or talk to you, just go on and do your training and then leave, fuck them all.
Going right up to people and asking to be workout buddies is fucking strange man.
Just do your lifts, work in with people, make some small talk once in awhile, give advice take advice. Eventually you'll make some buddies or at least acquaintances in the gym naturally.
>>37742359
I'm surprised people didn't recognize this.
Shows you how many newfags are on this board.
Especially when you threw in the "safe travels."
Fucking newfags
>>37742359
what I do sometimes is I masturbate furiously to dampen my fears, it usually works
>>37744986
Can you read?
>>37744915
> I sit on a benchpress staring at the wall
reading comprehension 101.
>>37742359
first of all, fuck those bitches!
second, just dont talk to fucking strangers.. go to the gym, do your thing and leave
if you want to socialise, go to the supermarket or elsewhere
I was dying inside until one of the chads told you to kept trying. He's a nice guy, don't worry. Don't talk to strangers at the gym like that, especially not if you're a sperg. Mind your own business.
>>37742359
>safe travels
Well then don't worry bud, and keep trying.
>>37742434
this desu
>>37742571
Not OP but what rhe fuck how are you supposed to make friends then
>>37749321
It is a good question, but my therapist said you need to choose the right environment. For example, would you go to the grocery store, walk up to someone and ask them to be friend?
You need to find a meetup or club where people have the intention to interact and make friends.
