Anyone else on /fit/ visit HIGH TEST hookers?
I normally go to asian massage parlors and fuck the shit out the older mamasans.
>>37735385
Is it safe to kiss hookers? I could just imagine being in bed with one of them, you accidentally slide her the tongue, and rip nigga herpes has landed.
afaik you slap on a condom and go to town, keep your mouth to yourself, bust and run.
>>37735394
>Mouth herpes
Doesn't most of the population have it?
I don't kiss a hooker unless she initiates first.
You shouldn't fuck hookers.
Even with condoms, you run a pretty high chance for HPV. Notwithstanding, if the condom breaks, you've just invested a lot of anxiety in a couple hour of sex.
Rub and tugs are cool though.
>>37735676
men don't get hpv
>>37735512
>Doesn't most of the population have it?
No! Most people are not herpes infected.
>>37735394
Most of them don't even let you
>>37735679
They do dickhead.
Every wart and verruca is cause by HPV infection.
Also, why do you think mouth and throat cancers are at an all time high in men?
>>37735721
Michael Douglas pls go.
>>37735385
SAUUUUUUUUCE?
>>37735721
you didn't spot the obvious troll
>>37735679
Sadly we can get it just like women. I had it once, had to do surgery in my pee pee hole to remove inside warts. It was pretty much hell.
>>37735385
>you will never suck on those fat veiny gook tits
>>37735782
What the hell....how did you get it?
Im 28 KV and im too scared to get a hooker after hearing all these STD stories.
>>37735785
>>you will never suck on those fat veiny gook tits
I hate that every time I go to a strip club, the dancers jam there tits in my face... Bitch!, I do not want to be the 50th guy to suck your titty tonight!
>>37735512
Even if, why someone who doesn't have them, would want to have them?
>>37735795
dirty trombone
>>37735394
>>37735512
I'm actually surprised that someone actually connected herpes with the mouth.
Every fucking country in the world knows the majority of herpes cases are an innocuous cold sore that happens around your mouth most of the time, America for some obscure reason is the only country on the whole fucking planet that believes it to be a venereal-only disease, and that having it means you fucked a hooker.
I've been wondering for years how an entire nation could be so massively retarded on something that's so simple to understand for everyone else. But then again, that's America for you.
>>37736990
T. assblasted herpes carrier who couldn't get laid once everyone found out he has the herps.
>>37737005
I knew this would be the first reply.
What's wrong, ameritard, you're mad that your typical citizien's sexual education is worse than Africa's?
>>37737012
No. Im happy that I don't have herpes. :^)
Fucking a Hooker was the worst decision of my entire life
>>37737045
why?
as I 21yo kv here I had an opportunity to but decided not to. Waited this long might as well make it 'special'
>>37737045
what happened?
>>37735385
they are hookers? I thought it was an actual massage?
>>37735676
2016
Women play on tinder and hookup culture is rampant like its nothing and youre worried about hookers ahahahahahahhaha
Im sorry but you should worry about your enemies who want to see you gone...not this
can you get std's from recieving oral?
i'd never fuck a slut or hooker but i attract so many that i figure i might as well get something from it. i just don't want to get a burning dick from a few minutes of pleasure.
also i have no idea why people pay to be intimate with a walking disease festering flesh bag. there's plenty of fat girls out there to help you get off if you can't get a good one
>>37737214
why do people sell their souls to satan for money
because they want to enjoy their fleshly lives while they have them. What kind of question is that?
>>37735805
you can suck them?
>>37737287
Yeah most don't object.
>>37737045
You got fucked by a tranny thats your fauly for being a degenerate
>>37737043
But you probably do, as do 8/10 americans
>>37735679
I got vaccinated for HPV so I'm fine breh
>>37737287
>>37737317
stop the people who have never been in a strip joint.
touch a female stripper and you get a visit from bubba and his brass knuckles
>>37737366
You're joking right? Most places if you go in the back room you can even fuck 'em for more $$$. Sounds like you go to shitty places.
>>37736990
True.
>>37735782
Which form did you get how did you treated it? I had been tested and got hpv6, but don't have any warts or anything.
Brehs i have an appointment with a hooker this weekend and she's letting me record our session.
Suggestions on something low key I should do during the session?
>>37737458
you better sauce me on that breh
>>37737578
Shit on her chest and begin crying
>>37737588
Miina Kanno
>>37737189
are you implying the average girl has more stds than hookers in 2016?
>>37737644
>JAV
Probably not going to find uncensored vids of her but thanks bruv
>>37737092
It depends on where you go. Ones with sketchy names that are open til midnight usually give happy ending.
>>37737366
White knight f8
>>37737366
Those are american twerking clubs, not real strip clubs
>>37737578
Fuck her while doing our official pose
>>37737649
sigh
If you really think people in charge are going to let their "investment" go and infect multiple parties with stds effectively ruining their revenue stream going forward then I have a bridge to sell you in san francisco
Feels good to be in Canada, variety of pussy. As for escorts a lot of the Asians tend to be Korean for some reason.
>tfw dating a former hooker
feels weird m8s
FOB chinese girl who started working at a massage parlour I frequent. (she doesn't work there anymore, I got her a job at the place I work)
>>37737458
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO POST THAT KIND OF STUFF ON HERE.
REPORTED AND BANNED FOR LIFE
>>37737814
ew
You could be dating an asian girl with 0-3 sexual partners but instead or dating one with 100+. Why m8. You enjoy the future pain you're going to experience?
>>37737856
Actually, she's still got her hymen intact (or used to before we started dating). She's probably blown a few guys before she stopped working but whatever.
She's a poor as fuck 18 year old girl who came here to study physics at a uni nearby in the fall. The money her parents gave her only covered her for a couple of months.
>>37737868
For fucks sake. Fucking women lactating is my fetish. I'm at work i don't want to go jerk off
>>37737856
oh hes def never been out of the country before. Why the hell would he do that...
Asian girls actually arent that hard to talk to honestly
>>37737897
>she blew guys for money
>this is the kind of women i want to represent myself with
0/10 self esteem desu senpai
>b-but i was poor i had no other choice
She took the easy way out. The men from her country were poor too and they didn't whore themselves out.
>>37736990
theres 2 types you fucking idiot
its not our fault you have herpes disgusting faggot
>>37738019
I don't have herpes. I'm just endlessly amused by how Americans don't even know the non-STD herpes exists, even though it constitutes more than 90% cases of herpes in humanity.
Your common idiocracy is a sight to behold.
>>37737814
>dating a hooker
AHAHAHAH
holy fuck dude how beta are you
>>37738033
>If you have oral-genital sex with someone who has a cold sore, this virus can give you genital herpes
Are you literally stupid?
>>37737985
>The men from her country were poor too and they didn't whore themselves out.
That's a bit of a false equivalence m8, but I see what you're saying.
It doesn't bother me desu, she's really cute, she was a virgin when we started dating, we get along great, she's fairly intelligent from what I can tell by her grasp on physics and mathematics, and we have similar goals.
>>37737897
There is strictly no penetration in those massage parlors (or at least the ones I've been to) for some reason, only hands, mouth, tits.
And good on you for doing that, but she better be fucking worth it. She better graduate with flying fucking colors, be successful and work at CERN or some shit.
>>37737814
>Dating a hooker
>Getting her a job at the place you work
Wew lad
>>37735385
I would saw my dick in half lengthwise with a piece of sandpaper just to get her to reply to my love confession text with a "k"
>>37737868
HNNNNNGGGG
>>37738164
I'd pay to watch a livestream of when that relationship goes sour at his job
Why u no come see me. You come see me when me love you long time. Whats the problem....
I only go to those places if I really really need my dick sucked
>>37737214
I've given 2 separate girls herpes from eating them out
you tell me
>>37737287
The one time i went and actually bought a lapdance she sucked on my ear and bit my dick through my pants. Assumed she was trolling for johns since after she asked me for a ride home. I told her naw cuz i was out of money and didnt want my first time to be with a hooker. I regret it now.
Sorry, im not an expert on this
But do people actually go to massage places to get a fuck? Do all massage parlors offer sex or just a few? How do you recognise the ones that do?
>>37739247
Shit. If she offered you a ride home maybe she just wanted to have free sex
>>37739267
Rubmaps, thank me later.
>>37739267
If the girls wear really short dresses you can probably fuck them.
Ive had luck with older ladies at these massage places too. (I had an older mamasan tell me she was sexually frustrated and if I could help. Got a pretty good massage and fucked her for like 1 hr for $100)
$$$ and being fit helps a lot.
>>37739411
Holy fuck. Gonna try. Thanks brother.
>>37739411
Thanks but i live in yoorop
I did it once and it was the best thing ever.
>hire high test 6" amazonian escort with maximum ass and tits
>rent out hotel room
>have high test woman sit on my face while jerking me off
>had her fart right into my nose
>came uncontrollably
>spent the rest of the session eating her ass out like a retard on bath salts
>went to the gym the next morning and broke every single one of my PRs
>>37735394
>kiss hookers
dude, thats nasty for all the parties involved (even for bystanders)
>>37735394
lol what are you, gay?
>>37739530
Gross.
I love having my face sat on but farting in my face is my #1 fear.
>>37739621
You're gonna learn to love it
>>37735512
>>37735688
yes, actually. 90% of the world's population test positive for antibodies for one or the other. the rates are slightly lower in the US at around 70%, but that's because we don't fuck our children. seriously the only people who don't have oral herpes are children (or khvs) who have literally never kissed or shared food or drink.
also don't kiss a hooker what are you thinking please stop.
>>37739638
I refuse
>>37739133
HSV-1 transferring to the genitals is extremely rare unless you've literally got an open cold sore on your face while you're going down. My guess is you didn't give them shit, they both just already had HSV-2.
>>37739685
Even if it improves your lifts?
>>37739530
Nice. I may try that one day.
>>37739530
you got a pic of said girl to fuel my fetish m8?
>>37737868
who is this?
>>37739769
Ema Kisaki
protip, when webms have those crazy filenames it's because they're saved from that gfycat site. most of the time they're posted on reddit so just search url:*filename* on reddit and you'll find the posts. especially with asians because of r/juicyasians
>>37739815
Good tip. Not sure if he is but I'm on my cell phone so I never see webm file names.
>>37735385
goddamn busty japanese mamas are my fetish
>>37737578
Zyzz pose in every position you can imagine.
Shout "FUUUAAARRRK" every 4.75 seconds.
Tell her to call you aesthetic, and ask her if she's mirin' every 7 seconds.
Shout either your own name, or Zyzz, as you splurt.
Scoop the love lather out of whatever hole you put it in, whimper about your gains, and slurp it up as you stare her in the eyes, and then tell her to make you a protein shake.
>>37740850
If you tap the 'webm" bit under the thumbnail, it shows the filename
>>37737753
>>37741923
Kek
I'll try zyzz posing and yelling ffuaarrk
Wish me luck I'll try to post a video on gif
>>37741997
I'm proud of you, anon.
>WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKIN MAKE IT BRAH
>>37736990
Cold sores are literally herpes labialis you fucking retard
>>37735385
semen demon who
>>37742039
Pls be nicer to anons
>>37741997
You should make a thread here afterwards, maybe greentext it, and leave a link (cross board thingy) to the /gif/ thread to make it easier for /fit/ to find
>>37735385
I did for a while (the pic) but I'm not taking risks anymore.
>>37735385
>I normally go to asian massage parlors and fuck the shit out the older mamasans.
Fuck are you me? Hell yes
>>37735736
5/7 reply
>>37737868
fuck yes. I love milky titties.
>>37735385
>paying to fuck old nasty hookers
Why don't you join us normal folk and fuck regular girls you degenerate.
>>37737985
Now she's just blowing 1 autist for a place to live and food.
>>37742106
nice looking milf
>>37737366
haha false.
> the one at the big ten college campus I go to they will grind bare pus on your cock until you bust inside your pants
> bout 25$
> obviously you cup the tittys the whole time
You must be ugly af if strippers don't encourage you to touch them
>>37735676
Legalized prostitutes in country's such as Australia have lower STD rates than the general population. In general, more expensive prostitutes that require protection are very careful do to the fact their income depends on it.
Canadian bros, has the newish prostitution laws deterred you from seeing escorts/rub'n'tugs? I want to try out an agency but I'm kind of paranoid of getting busted on the off chance that the po po actually do their jobs
any Dallas bros here?
if you guys arent going to amps here in Dallas youre missing out. BBBJ and full service for $200 at most places.
So many young qt koreans its insane.
>>37744520
what new laws?
use to but I had other priorities, and just rather fap instead and save the $$.
Wish I knew about rubmaps before though. Would've made it alot easier to find good spots instead of trying out random ones.
Also had a good thing going on with this milf(my fetish) I stumbled upon.
First time I banged her, I came and she still kept riding(legit wouldnt gtfo lol).Would let me bang her for cheap, and eventually I didnt even pay her for extras.
Shit was so cash. Got tested and luckily didnt catch anything
YOLO
>>37744520
u niggas are straight fuckin retarded.. you are not going to get busted you moron
This thread has convinced me. After I graduate I'm gonna fuck prostitutes every weekend.
>>37744768
also wouldnt recommend going to a massage parlor if you want sex. unless you have a good relationship with a masseuse or something, it's gonna be more expensive than going to an actual hooker/escort apartment.
massage parlor ----> mostly HJ and maybe BJ/sex(more $$ though). also awkward af when you want sex but only can do it on the table.
vs
apartment escort---> anything you want senpai, in the safety and comfort of an actual bed. don't need to worry about a cop busting in on you lol.
+you get to shower afterwards
>>37736990
The only difference between the two types of herpes is the root ganglion in which they reside after the initial outbreak takes place.
Type 1, normally known as oral herpes, takes root in the ganglion behind the ear. You can get it in both the oral or the genital/anal region. It has stronger symptoms in the oral region due to proximity to the root ganglion.
Type 2 takes root in the sacral ganglion. Typical known as genital herpes, you can also contract outbreaks in the oral or genital/anal regions, depending on the site of contact/infection. But, you will see stronger reactions in the genital/anal region due to proximity to the root ganglion.
Both types are very similar. The only real difference is in where the virus subsides. Type 1 is just more common due to more people contracting it orally through sharing beverages and what not rather than bumping uglies. They are both just as bad, there just isn't the social stigma behind 1 because so many people have contracted it outside of the bedroom.
>>37744878
Make sure you have the funds.
Being able to fuck a different girl at any time gets addicting quick.
>>37744570
Where is this place, anon?
>>37735512
Almost everybody in the world has some form of herpes and genital warts.
The difference is we are generally immune to such things as we are quite adaptable.
The problem lies in the risk we take, just because you may be immune to almost every wart strand (over 100 different types) doesn't mean there isn't those 2-3 that you're extremely weak against.
That's how viruses thrive.
If you were to spend your own money and be tested at random for one of the warts viruses, you'd eventually find you're a carrier for it.
Herpes isn't much different, when it's in remission (which it can be for your entire life) you have no reason to be tested.
So you get sick one day and your immune system is just slightly fucked up, and you get a pimple on the side of your mouth and you kiss a girl, BUT SURPRISE that shit was herpes and now she has it all over her mouth while your immune system recovers and yours goes back into remission as if you never had it for another 20 years.
>>37745120
Platinum rainbow and red rose spas
Thank me later breh
