It's summer guys
But i cant' tan, i cant' fucking tan i'm so tired of being white
>>37733012
How can i show my gains when i'm a pasty fuck who turns red under the sun ?
>Wanting to tan
You desire cancer and shit tier skin or something?
>>37733015
Just wear suncream and do it faggot
>>37733012
Melatonan in low doses, source /fa/ skincare
>>37733012
The skelly of tanning, everyone
>>37733012
>tired of having the best genetics one can get
Just kill yourself then. Why are you even bothering if your first world problems hurt you so much, you ungrateful cunt?
Pale skin looks infinitely better than cancer ridden tanned leather.
>>37733062
All the top models are tanned and toned gods and goddesses. Tan is God tier. Pasty cum skin is shit tier sempai
One of the best ways to tan is to be black.
My name is Michael Weston. I used to be a spy.
>>37733164
wut
You can tan you fucking retards, tan for a short white, then just keep increasing the time spent out in the sun.
You skin will adapt but you have to take it slow.
>>37733112
Melatonin
So, eat lots of carrots?
>>37733112
You mean the shit you inject in your belly?
Seriously, if this shit is approved by FDA/government I'll take it, but I'm not going to play guinea pig and die in my 40s just to get a tan.
I'm pale as fuck and I use a really light self-tanning lotion. In addition I take Vitamin B Complex pills which helps you to get tanned. I'm a blonde blue-eyed German, no need to get super tanned. Similiar to Charlie Hunnam, but not that jacked.
>>37734192
go to a drug store and look for 1mg tablets. anything above 2mg will make you really sleepy
or buy this:
https://www.amazon.com/Natrol-Melatonin-Dissolve-Strawberry-90-Count/dp/B00C3Q5JVE/ref=sr_1_8_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1467204052&sr=1-8&keywords=melatonin
>>37733012
i use pic related. it's low SPF so it still gives you some protection but also allows you to tan. this one is also spray-on which is way easier to apply than cream. just be sure to only do single passes over parts of your body; if you spray over multiple layers the stuff will build up and you won't end up getting any tan. that could be complete broscience but in my experience that's what i had to do. i'm eastern european by lineage so i'm white as a sheet if i don't tan.
>be the most visually appealing
>intentionally subject yourself to cancer/aging causing rays to appear more in line with what the multicultural society tells you is good
Be happy of your whiteness, if you use sunscreen you'll look younger for longer, and live longer.
>>37734259
Its safe
Makes you horny af tho
Sorry OP, you're doomed. Make it better for your future offspring by getting a BBC injection.
>>37733012
>i'm so tired of being white
Wow the SJWs really got to you huh
YOURE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>37733015
I'm Medfag and a natural tan takes at least a week exposure using sunscreen, so a month for you. If you don't use sunscreen enjoy your 1st degree burns and cancer
>>37733012
>blacks/hispanics/mudslimes value lighter skin
>whites value darker skin
Why do people do this?
>>37735633
people value what is hard to achieve
that is why fat people are the ugly now, but were the beauty standard in prehistoric times and the middle ages
>>37735665
>>37733012
More of the redhead!
>>37735273
top fucking kek
I'll lose it if that anon falls for this
>>37733158
>not wanting snow white-mode for your women
truly 3rd world
>>37735633
grass is always greener
>>37735685
you are probably right
I still think that people desire what is hard to achieve
it explains why almost all of us here want to be muscular and not a disgusting skelly or fatty
>>37733012
>tired of being white
said no one ever
nice try
>>37735633
>blacks/hispanics/mudslimes value lighter skin
>whites value darker skin
Traditionally the ruling classes spend less time out working in fields so were paler than their serf underlings.
This meme has stuck around for a long time so paleness is still associated with class in most of the world.
Also pale clear skin is a good marker of health (so long as not sickly leper pale), whereas with dark skin is harder to determine defects, so going for pale clear skin makes sense.
There is also a racial element, whiter Hispanics have less Amerindian/Black blood on average and the Spanish rulers were generally more educated and powerful similar deal with Blacks.
Among Western Europeans in the 20th century on the other hand, paleness was associated with being forced to work in dark factories and being too poor to go on holidays to warmer climes.
The rich could afford leisure time in the South of France, the Mediterranean or Exotic parts of the Empire. Resorts were also meant to be curative, time in the sun and fresh air considered great for health, so if you could afford it you did.
>>37735830
that actually makes sense tbqh
>>37735421
You actually need some sun you know, also sun feels good on your skin right? Everyone loves the sun.
Why would your body make something bad feel good?
Listen to what your body tells you.
Off coarse in moderation.
>>37733012
Why would I want to tan?
inject melanotan you fucking beta. People have been doing it since the 80s and don't think any are dropping dead.
Lol at the fucking nerds wanting to be pale. Enjoy looking like a basement dweller. Unless you have perfect skin quality on your face, you'll look much better with a healthy tanned glow.
>>37735984
Sauce?
If its really consumed since the 80s without any harm pharma companies would have already released some overpriced shit on the market.
Are we all talking about the same melanotan because Melanotan II is an aphrodisiac...
I'll never understand why people want tans. You're just ruining a good thing on purpose.
