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>>37717942
what a gay fucking picture you manlet faggot
bernie sanders
In for skellys being too lazy to stretch their stomach
>>37730889
E-excuse me I'm 6'2"
>shoulders lower then her and she has bent legs
Never gonna make it
Why are so many people who are on gear gay or bisexual? Like way more than you'd expect normally?
Is it the trenbolone?
>>37730959
Steroids are ONLY for manlet faggots
People who aren't manlets or faggots are breaking the rules
>>37730959
Gay and bisexual people are desensitized to stigma
>>37730983
>People who aren't manlets or faggots are breaking the rules
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M8vei3L0L8
>>37730959
If you're on enough roids, a holes a hole.
>>37731390
Every man needs a sheath for his sword
>>37730983
I'm breaking the rules again manlet...
>>37731390
I'm almost at this fucking point. TREN M80
>>37731238
>>37731417
You two sicken me
If you aren't 5'11 of shorter you're not allowed to do roids
>insert Chad meme here
>>37731390
>>37731417
No you must not go down this path... For this path only leads to Jerry and plastic poon for eternity...
>>37731439
Every girl I've talked to from work just doesn't work out. They're either fucking batshit crazy, or have boyfriends, or just end up not interested. Got like 5 numbers....Only one is still texting me.
>>37731463
I thought you worked at a restaurant?
>>37731429
I'm 6'2 and gains come so fucking slow
Doesn't help I dont take pics so I constantly feel like im making no gains
>>37731469
Nah man, I work at fucking planet fitness. Or "pizza planet" as I call it
So since we cant talk sources here, where can I go look? I tried google, but somehow I dont believe steroids.com is legit.
(Pretty sure this is allowed, no direct source asking)
>>37731429
Also 6'2 here, gains just come too slow + shit genetics.
I'm also impatient as fuck.
>>37731496
le reddit m8
>>37731489
Kek
I used to work out there years ago. I hear the one I used to go to completely blows now. They used to have three squat racks and now apparently they all got replaced with smith machines. Fuck that shit.
>normally eat 3000~ cals
>cut at 1500~ with 150g protein and no more than 60g carbs with 300test 400tren 80clen
>190lbs 5'8 to 180 in just a little over 2 weeks
I know some of it is waterbut fuck this is too easy. My mid section and face look amazingly better.
Want to hit 170 by end if july. Was 175 before i even roided a year ago.
>>37731516
Every time I see a chick with better bicep insertions I die a little inside
why do all the posters in these threads speak in retarded abbreviations and shorthand. finish your fucking words
nigger you're clearly in a thread specifically for steroids, you don't need to be "sneaky" or talk like you're on the down-low about giving instructions for self-administering injectable substances
if anything, these threads should have more articulate and precise language than anywhere else on this site because no other board deals with shit as serious as this
>>37731496
google r/sst
>>37731463
>shitting where you eat
the luxury of running through chicks like a thermite lance through butter is that you can get the fuck away in the end, that doesn't happen if your foot is stuck in a fucking bear trap because you work there
>>37731516
jesus christ, fuck that shit
I might try out brandon lilly's cube method programming for the big 3 and move assistance work to "off" days just so I can use the 150s and 160s at the school gym after class, instead of capping out with 95s and 120s
>>37731620
what are you, some kinda fag?
>>37731620
Because in every hobby you use shorthand
You dont say "yeah brother, I broke my personal record on the flat barbell bench press this morning, I have significant delayed onset muscle soreness currently"
You'd sound like an autistic fuckwit
We all know what deca and tren are why would we waste time and effort writing out nandrolone decanoate or trenbolone enanthate
Just lurk more you whiney faggot and stop crying that you don't fit in
>>37731470
>>37731500
>gains come slow
Up the dose, what's the worse that can happen? An early death? Ah well, you'll have a massive coffin, think of it that way.
>>37731620
I mad bruh?
rip in pip bby grl
>>37731650
But my job sucks and I don't give a fuck. Literally doing it to pass the time. I don't get paid enough nor is the job good enough to care.
>>37731656
>rip in pip bby grl
choked on my dinner goddamn
>>37731569
>that
>good insertions
how are they remarkable in any way
>>37731620
just ask your stupid questions
one of us will answer you (maybe), but we aren't going to start typing all of our posts in extreme detail just so lurkers can learn about how steroids work. we're mostly here to blog about banging sluts
>>37731569
It's gonna be ok Lui.
>>37731620
I try my best to be clear because I know it's hard for noobs or even experienced people like myself to understand things when people use slang.
>>37731650
>brandon lilly's cube method
What's the tldr version of this? Right now I am just making shit up but I am eventually gonna settle into some kind of 531 with extra volume and lots of assistance like I usually do.
>>37731439
Youre just jealous that I get to be intimate with the girl of my dreams anytime I want while youre stuck with used up old hags.
>>37731663
I feel you so hard bruh.
Going to spit at this young broad again tomorrow, I can't not do it, man. She just won't leave me alone, going to have to discipline her.
>>37731687
>tfw almost autistic enough to start typing all my posts in excruciating detail just to be a wanker
Although it would require almost everyone to do it for desired effect
>>37731720
Did your daki pillow thing come? And why does it have to be modeled after a little girl. Cmon man.
>>37731687
They're not remarkable, they're low and aesthetic
Biceps are one of those muscles that aren't complicated, they're long or short
Mine are short
Got a nice peak but look shit unflexed
>>37731429
CHAD talks to girls and eats PIZZA with his ALPHA gains while YOU sit at home PIPING your ASSHOLE with stolen teenage TEST that YOU can't even produce while CHAD gets his TEST from eating PIZZA
>>37731439
>the mirrored "guard" pouch on her waist looks like "fraud"
neato
hey guys is there some kind of sticky for general questions?
i ask because i'm not sure where i should be asking questions - i haven't taken anything yet, and i'd like to know some specific answers, thanks.
>>37731663
what do you do and are they hiring
>>37731687
I swear to fucking god half of the stupid shit people come at me with like that dumbshit two second googled youtube response last thread about gnrh agonists is just to provoke me going off on a rant-y tangent explaining shit, because they're too lazy to figure it out themselves
>>37731702
the unadulterated version is 3-4 days a week, deads then bench then squats and a final volumetric assistance day added if you want
you do either heavy, explosive, or reps for each of the days, never two of the same in the same week
blackironbeast.com/cube/calculator
what I'm thinking about doing is shifting the assistance work so instead of DxBxSxx or DxBxSxV you do some of the assistance on "off" days
really I'm just looking for a periodization template I can work with for the big 3, everything else is up in the air
>>37731742
if you're going to do it, and I've already registered my vote that it's a terrible idea, go all in and be blunt
like look I know we're both obviously interested, let's quit the bullshit, just go out and see what happens
small caveat in that I know I can get away with saying and doing shit like that, individual experiences may vary
>>37731496
Gtfo
>>37731748
So i'm on 500 tren (trenbolone acetate at 75mg PER DAY (With 200 test obviously you need a TEST BASE (200 test being 200mg of testosterone enthenate split into 2 INTRAMUSCULAR injections of 100mg each (AT 300mg/ml that is 1/3 a CC) 2x per week) with no AI (Anti-ESTROGENS(ADEX ( arimidex) or (ASIN (aromasin) or LETRO (retard estro nuke), although ai dosage is a subjective (not objective) so dosing varies per person (ie different between me and you(the retard who needs me to type this up))) ) and I keep googling tranny (transsexual, in this case mtf (male to female (feminine penis))) prostitues (whores for money, ladies of the night) but I havent called any yet (using my cellular phone (a phone that utilizes wireless communication relays)) but I'm trying not to jerk off (masturbate) until I get my onahole (japanese fleshlight (penis tube (for fucking))) that I can put on my daki (dakimakura (japanese hugging pillow)) so that I can blow massive loads (lots of cummies) into my waifu (my 2d wife, see also PURE, LOVE)
>>37731764
not yet and its killing me
small budding breasts are the best breasts
pllus it has to fit on my daki
plus real women are heavy as shit
plus azusa herself is petite
Hey guys, I don't roid or anything but my biggest dream in my life is to start a /fraud/ thread on here with pic related.
I think it would be pretty funny tell me what you think and feel free to discuss spongebob with me here
I fucking love it.
>>37731768
There's no such thing as a natty chad
>>37731841
10/10
>>37731786
https://nopaste.me/view/854e23b8
>>37731852
follow your dreams man
>>37731812
I like to just do 531 on the main movement with 5 sets of 8-10 of the same movement at around 65% then some sort of opposite movement like rows on bench day or whatever. So that gives me 4 days a week of work. Then on my "off" days I just do some assistance fuck around shit for about an hour. Like maybe I will just do bodyweight pullups and light rows or light deadlift variations or front squats or something I don't normally do.. Especially on Sundays for some reason I always wind up doing some light deads. I only train like this on a blast though. My body can't handle the nearly 7 days a week training on just a cruise.
>>37731841
>cellular phone
Cmon Jerry we haven't used Cell technology since the 90s!
>small budding breasts are the best breasts
They aren't even tits yet for christ sake!
>>37731841
>plus real women are heavy as shit
Says the guy who lifts AND takes cattle hormones. Girls LOVE being picked up. Every girl in the history of bitches thinks she's fat. If you can pick her up like it's nothing, guaranteed pussy. Trust me.
>>37731892
lmao
I ordered pizza
>>37731841
Kek this is fucking beautiful
Jerry have my 2 1/2D babbys
>>37731916
>I ordered pizza
Fucking Chads. I want pizza =(
Are you still yolo test with no AI?
>>37731812
Is pic related a good example?
>>37731852
Do a shitty 30 second MS paint "/FRAUD/ edit and I'll slip it in sometime
>>37731916
Don't forget your sauce
>>37731945
That's a good idea.
>>37731911
theyre absolutely tits
no wait youre right
THEYRE FAR SUPERIOR
and all girls are fat
why would I pick them up, I'd hurt me knee
>>37731930
too many 1/2D's for me
sorry m8
am I gonna die from test e lads
>>37731812
>like look I know we're both obviously interested, let's quit the bullshit, just go out and see what happens
Exact gist of what I had laid out in my head already.
Hell, it either works or hopefully she leaves me the fuck alone after this time. I might be depressed for a little bit, but whatever, it's all lessons anyway. I'm all about learning experiences.
>>37731841
why don't you need anti estrogens
>>37732017
If you have to ask that question, probably
>>37732047
Because he's on 200mg per week dummy
>>37731940
something like that yeah, I think he uses 95% of your actual 1rm instead of 90% like 5/3/1
>>37731945
how do you think I made this one, literally just inverted the colors and slapped /fraud/ on it
>>37732065
at what point is an ai required
I thought then was hardcore test, and he has it on top of test
>>37731841
I laughed so hard whilst reading your post that people at work are not asking what I'm laughing at
>that face when I do not wish to tell them I am enjoying to jokes written by anonymous posters on the steroid thread of a fitness sub board on an American anime image board
>>37732101
Anyone else notice that iPhones are butchering autocorrect worse than usual?
>>37732083
>Hardcore test
Lurk more
No steroid is "hardcore" version of something else
Just like cocaine, adderall, meth and mdma are all stimulants and all very different drugs, the same is true with steroids
200 is a low dose of test
Tren doesn't convert to estrogen
>>37732030
Don't approach her again. You won't get an even remotely present response. This will be the third time you've approached her, the third rejection and at this point as a coworker she'll have grounds to complain to s manager about you.
Just chill. She's not into you, and even if there's s glimmer she's proven she's not worth the time, energy or effort.
thinking about taking 350 test e a week for 30-80 weeks.
thoughts?
>>37732203
Well, shit.
Goddamn, I just want to be done with her shit. So I'll just be done with it, she can keep twiddling her thumbs and vying for my attention because I actually am an interesting, distinctive person. I won't approach her again, I can only respect your experienced opinion when it comes down to it.
>>37732203
>>37732247
what the cunting fuck
didn't I say this last night
What is objectively safer to order fraud friends
>International
>domestic
I figure dom if $hillary Clinton can run for pres under FBI investigation, I can get 4 vials of test without going to Guantanamo
>>37732265
I don't imagine a fatherly voice giving sage advice when I read your advice, man.
>>37732247
>because I actually am an interesting, distinctive person
>I can only respect your experienced opinion
Make sure to message her and say something along the lines of
"I accept that you have rebuffed my advances enough times that were I to attempt to initiate courtship a further time it would be considered wrong by standard social conduct. I will leave you to go about your days without the thought of my attempts to speak with you, being in your mind. Have a good day M'lady, I wish you all the best."
>>37732284
That's s lot of words when "#l8tr" says the same thing.
Gotta say "hashtag" tho.
>>37732284
Didn't even get Jerrbears, not messaging her this.
>>37732284
You forgot to tell him to "Tip the Fedora", this part is vital to possibly fucking her in the future
>>37732291
>>37732292
>>37732298
If jerrbears you have to message it to her
Also include the *tips fedora which* I missed
>>37732292
if jerrbears then ask her if she has a brother or dad and ask for his number
fl bf roll
>>37732308
No re-rolls allowed when it comes to the ladies, just like life.
>>37732325
But anon has already attempted multiple times to get this girl
That is multiple rolls
>>37732325
I've had so many rerolls with ladies.
>>37732274
>>37732331
and look at the current state of affairs.
LOOK AT IT!
No re-rolls.
>>37732332
>this
bimbo'sentire life is just rerolling with the same girl over and over
He says he'll stop but he keeps doing it
>>37732242
Half a year to a year and a half?
Its fine just get bloods
Also 350 is kind of a stupid dose, too low for proper roid gains and too high for TRT/ cruise
>>37732332
>>37732352
Shit man, that's a good point.
What the fuck do I do now...
>>37732268
100% domestic since you don't have to go through customs
>>37732268
Anyone?
>>37732381
Thanks senpai that's what I was thinking, going to start lurking r/sst for a bit until I find what I'm looking for
>>37732292
Even though this didn't pan out you've come a long fucking way bro
>>37732411
I'm so fucking tired though. Tired of being a good person that's led an interesting life and represents a novel opportunity and just no woman wants to get to know me, fuck.
>>37732436
>a good person
Stop that
Do you think any of us who get girls/have gfs acted like decent people?
Be a fuckboi and you'll get girls. Nice guys finish last is just reality.
>>37730880
how often do you guys get your blood checked?
>>37732459
Just no, dude.
Just fucking no.
That's your experience, I won't let it be mine.
>>37732470
Keep being you bro. I know that feel and eventually you will meet the right gal, no doubt.
>>37732436
A lot of guys don't peak til their 30s/40s
Probably not much consolidation though
Hanging around this place probably doesn't help, being surrounded by dudes blogging about smashing sluts
All you can do is live your life for yourself, do what makes you happy
Don't stop trying to find someone but don't let it be your sole focus
Youve still got time, don't fall into the trap of negativity
>>37732459
i know plenty of good blokes with pretty hot gfs
but for some reason socially stunted nerds seem to think being a mewling doormat that is desperate for affection is "nice". In actuality its quite seedy and passive aggressive because you're basically trying to guilt/pity people into liking you. This applies to both men you're trying to be friends with, and women you want to fuck. PLS LOVE ME
Dont even get me started on nerds shit, I could be here all day about how theyve twisted their own dysfunctional behavior to look like victims of society.
>>37732519
What do you classify as nerds?
I play videogames and have watched like 4 animes
>>37732543
4 animes
>>37732543
Nerds as in these I'd assume
>>37732519
>socially stunted nerds seem to think being a mewling doormat that is desperate for affection is "nice". In actuality its quite seedy and passive aggressive because you're basically trying to guilt/pity people into liking you. This applies to both men you're trying to be friends with, and women you want to fuck
Goddamn if this wasn't me before, I think I've moved past that, but I'm not going to kill my emotions and play this non-caring bullshit that everyone seems to do. I may face a lot of failures in running up against the defense mechanisms most have built up in not trusting someone willing to care and invest emotions in a relationship, but I haven't written off my chances yet.
>>37732470
>>37732519
Kangaroos version of "nice" is what I was thinking of.
Being a fuckboi is key, because being a fuckboi is just being confident and making it clear what you want kek
All these girls talking shit are just butthurt they're chasing dudes who say from the start that they don't want a relationship.
The whole concept boggles my mind. Apparently being a confident self assured person is now a bad thing?
>>37732557
Guy on right looks like my grandpa
If he dressed like a panty sniffing assburger
>>37732578
Your relationship probably won't last long if you pretend to be someone you're not.
Not optimal if you're looking for something besides shagging sloots.
>>37732578
No. They just don't like people that don't do what they want.
Every interaction with anyone is guided by this a little bit; other people have things or abilities or skills we desire for ourselves. Not good or bad, that's just social interaction.
>>37732591
Mate you can't give some one else relationship advice when you've never had a relationship
>>37732591
>relationship
Nobody said he WANTED a relationship
Just girls to actually be interested in him
Nobody is going to be interested if you're a socially retarded simpering nerd
>>37732593
>They just don't like people that don't do what they want.
yeah true
It's different for edgy person because shock horror, women are human and incredibly complex, every one is different
>>37732604
You implying that's me?
I wouldn't deign to give even the most basic relationship advice.
Check yourself, then check me... because I'm hurtin' over here.
>>37732604
Ok bud, I'm sure an insecure steroid abuser has better advice so go ahead :^)
>>37732612
My bad then, it just seemed like he was really into the chick considering how he'd asked her out thrice.
>>37732619
Soz brah
Pls 4gib
>>37732612
>gasp
It's not men vs women, us vs them. It's just people being people; confused, hurt, arrogant, apathetic, empathetic, passionate, scared, and lost animals. There's no secret. We just meander around, find what works best and repeat that pattern until here's some modicum of satisfaction or pleasure response. Could seem bleak or formulaic, but abandoning an idealists perspective allows you to understand that other people aren't NPCs or background noise to your story. Everyone has a struggle, understand that about them and accept it and you'll be much more at peace.
In FLs case, he probably just desires the satisfaction of being wanted and yearned for. The satisfaction of the male ego.
There's almost no way a 19 y/o can comprehend that complex of an issue at her stage of life when she's struggling to even understand her own desires. Fuck my girl has trouble understanding it sometimes.
>>37732625
>Insecure steroid abuser
Where do you think you are?
There's not one person on /fit/ who isn't at least a little insecure
>>37730959
Is that MasT?
I'm just going to fuck my situation up more tomorrow, I know I'm going to do it. Almost none of this matters, I'm still a kinesthetic learner and I've got to experience it for myself.
>>37732643
This whole post
>>37732685
Le thissss
>>37732657
Fuck, I don't know what I'm going to do. I feel like I've got the situation fleshed out in my mind, and it's ridiculous to me to think she's not interested if she's doing all the things she's doing in this situation, but interested enough that this action I'm considering will net a desirable response? I don't fucking know. I'm a dumb motherfucker, I can't leave well enough alone because at the same time I know that if I leave it alone and just keep rocking the shit on the job and stop thinking about her every move and how it may be in relation to me, I'll be in a lot better headspace, but I do fucking want /something/, finally. I'm just so fucking tired...
>>37732711
Jerrbears
If she's this much of a headache now, imagine later. This is literally reverse progress.
>>37732725
I just need to escape, man.
Why do I keep getting fucked so hard by life, I need to get out of here...
>>37732725
You know what though, you're right. I'm not trusting my mental and emotional health to somebody that almost certainly doesn't consider the things they do on this level.
Fuck the juvenile bullshit, I'm done with it now, finally.
>>37732711
She wants attention, nothing else, and if something else maybe does happen, it will only be until something else comes along.
No contact.
>>37732653
I look way better, what are you talking about? I'am not comparing you with supermong, Am i?
>>37732698
>I'm screaming
>this is important
>various other le epic may mays
>>37732800
Yup attention
>>37732803
Lmao that guy does look like you facially
Except he doesn't have the Zoolander face expression
>>37732776
I know I'm right.
>>37732827
lmao, that was pretty funny i admit.
you just have to do the zoo lander expression, it makes you sexy af
>>37732852
Girlie says I missed my calling being in Zoolander lmao
>>37732844
Hey man, sometimes a guy's gotta make that mistake to get to your point.
I think I'll just skip that and listen to the advice this time though.
>>37732578
>fuckboi
That's a pretty spot on discription of you manlet
>>37732869
Goddamn blue steel.
I want to know where to research about steroids that build aesthetic body types like Frank Zane, Zyzz, Jeff, etc.
After about 3 years of mostly strength routines and a lot of trial and error, I want to cut some of the bullshit and get straight to it. My body naturally tends more towards a Dan Bilzerian/King Leonidas comp, but I did consciously work certain parts of my body more/less to get a good start on the wide shoulder, thin waist V-taper, and I want to know what I should be researching more in terms of like Anavar vs Tren vs Dbol to enhace that over my natural body type.
also, there are people I know that I know are on something, and want to ask for information but I dont know how to go about that in a way that lets them know I'm not trying to out them or anything. How did you first get into cheating/frauding?
I want something similar is proportions to pic related
>>37733087
The drugs don't determine your shape mate, that's genetics and training. Arnold, Zane, zyzz and Seid would still look the same regarless what drugs they used (aside from dryness, bloat etc)
Why do you fags always post chicks in these threads? You know women don't actually like roided up manlets, right?
This is pretty much the ideal amount of muscle that women want on a guy. Any more than this is considered unattractive (and don't start talking about strength, because this guy would wipe the floor with any of you)
>>37733169
That guy roids retard.
>>37732436
>Tired of being a good person
weren't u a drug dealer, get locked up from driving while high, possibly some other stuff too?
>>37733169
Women faun over me.
>>37733177
[citation needed]
also
>roiding in the most heavily drug tested professional league in the world
naw pham, you're just jelly of superior nutrition and god tier workout ethic
>>37733181
Learn the difference between illegal actions and immoral ones.
If you smoke weed a couple times you aren't a horrible person, just like if you emotionally abuse your gf you arent a good person just because its legal.
>>37733189
Lol you want a citation on how a guy is on gear? Keep lifting natty brah
I'm sure you'll make it
Even though all your idols are on gear and you're a pathetic dyel natty
Just believe brah
>>37733204
i think driving while sleep deprived and methd out is immoral.
think about it, you're putting other drivers at risk since you aren't in a correct state of mind.
also drug dealers deal to kids, he could have too.
>>37733087
>>37733153
started at left --> got fat -->now this
I want the same thing, only bigger and leaner than my nat ability will allow. What should I focus my research on?
>>37733204
>Learn the difference between illegal actions and immoral ones.
Unethical actions you mean
>There is an entire science behind ethics and why we act the way we do
It's rather interesting if you are apt to read up on it.
>>37733242
Lmao just test.
>>37733218
what gear faglord? I bet I lift more than you; hell, I guarantee it if we're talking pound for pound
keep toting those imaginary gains that aren't yours to begin with m8
>>37733248
thanks!
are there like certain brands or companies I should look for or avoid? one friend said the stuff you see online is overpriced. where do i find legit stuff? what are resonable prices?
>>37733232
Sure driving impaired was stupid, but you'd be surprised at how many people drive while prescribed opiates, benzos or Adderall. Still bad, but one mistake doesn't make a person.
He sold roids not drugs, sure he could've sold to kids but most kids are too stupid to deal with btc and all that.
That being said I got roids off an Aussie source at 16 so it does happen.
Thats not his fault though, he can't go and Facebook stalk every potential customer, and id argue that's worse than just giving the buyer what they want, you're fucking with their anonymity.
>>37733265
Hold on, lemme get a bib & a highchair so I can spoon feed you everything you need to know.
>Fucking knob
>>37733281
someone spoon fed you, knob
lmfao just lick and smell girls feet all day you stupid assholes
>>37733260
>I bet I lift more than you
stopped reading there.
>>37733296
Post stats pham, I'm in the mood for a good laugh anyway
>>37733247
Right you are
>>37733242
You have a wide waist, that's genetics, you'll never have the bone structure of zyzz Seid or skywalker. Do your stomach vacuums and don't be fat. Hit lats and delts hard to give illusion of a small waist.
First cycle is always 500 test, dbol kickstart optional
You aren't a special snowflake
>>37733260
Lmao
Stay bitter little man
Its not about how much you lift,its how much you look like you lift
>>37733260
there's just literally no reason to not use test these days
like what is possibly stopping you
>>37733291
No, I did my own research and gather information from different sources to find some sort of credibility to what I was actually reading.
The guy is literally looking for a fucking "angie's list" for an illegal substance.
>>37733303
thanks
>You aren't a special snowflake
what?
>>37733265
Any source on SST
Your friend is retarded, unless you know someone who brews gear then online is cheapest you'll fin
>>37733316
wanting all my organs to still function when I'm 40?
not needing to be fuckhueg and consume 5000 calories a day?
wanting my accomplishments to reflect actual work rather than how much I'm willing to cheat?
>>37733315
functional strength > everything else kiddo
>>37733319
lol, so this isnt a thread about steroids? or is everyone here too stupid to know what theyre talking about
cause the DNP threads on this board sure read like an "angie's list" for illegal substances
>>37733302
>10pl8 OHP
>20pl8 Deadlift
>18pl8 Squat
>15pl8 Bench
>HE COMPARES HIS LIFTING STATS ON A PAKISTANI WORK DONKEY EXCHANGE FORUM
why dont you kill yourself my man?
>>37733291
No lol that's not how fraud works
You lurk for fucking ages and slowly learn shit
>>37733331
>Functional strength
watch out guise, we got a crossfitter here
>wats ur fran bro
>>37733332
Yes, this is a steroids thread; for the purpose of discussing STEROIDS. Not discussing sources and the legitimacy of UGL's. Read the rules you twat
>>37733325
>SST
google it, getting a bunch of hits for something called Performix
>>37733260
>Pound for pound
>Admitting to bring a manlet
Srs though, why come here?
Are you trying to troll?
Our just a natty insecurity complex?
>>37733320
IE no reason you need to use different drugs than anyone else
If you really wanna know if a lab is legit or not, run your own bloods after pinning their shit. Compromised bloods are posted all the time for new labs trying to get on their feet.
>Give legit potent af test to the first 100 customers
>slowly downgrade the quality to save on costs
RUN FUCKING BLOODS
>>37733331
>Functional strength
Fucking kek
You gonna bench press a nigger when he pulls a gun on you? You gonna deadlift a packet of printer paper?
Get over yourself memelord
>>37733331
show me a paper that says some months with an elevated testerone level has long lasting effects
you can't honestly not be baiting and think there isn't alot of research on these
>>37733332
Bro this thread is like a better PLG
15% on topic discussion and a whole lot of shitposting
Reddit is more helpful
>>37733349
>crossfit
right, if I disagree with your retarded logic I must be a crosshitter
I'm an old school powerlifter m9, no gear, no bullshit, nobody giving a fuck what you look like. You want functional strength, this is fucking it.
>>37733365
The only permanent effects I've ran into is the amount of pussy I been drowning in
>zozzle
>>37733351
Reddit SST
Can't say more cos b& worthy
![abcg7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/074vRsH.jpg "abcg7[1].jpg")
>>37733374
>I'm an old school powerlifter m9, no gear, no bullshit
>>37733374
>I'm an old school powerlifter m9, no gear, no bullshit
>no gear, no bullshit
so ur fat as fuck and slightly stronger than everyone else?
>lol
>that 4 pl8 bench makes pussy so wet
>>37733331
Lol literally the only organs affected are heart (do your cardio fatty) and liver (don't yolo orals retard)
>>37733365
there isn't much literature on long term effects because most steroid use started in the 1980s, only about 35 years ago. that doesn't prove it's safe or even a good idea, and what retard only pins for a few months?
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2646607/
>>37733363
actually yes, I would attempt to engage physically with said nigger. what are you going to do in that situation? flex your shiny bronze glutes at him?
>>37733390
Well this is just awful advice.
Adjusting sex hormones has a cascading effect on every major organ/system in the body.
>>37733383
I weight 145 pounds dude. If you want fat as fuck just stop by your mother's house
>>37733398
>I would attempt to engage physically with said nigger
At which point do you tip your fedora for him?
>>37733378
thanks, you are what I was hoping for in this thread.
>>37733349
you can go back to fantasizing about your grandfather again, I got what I was looking for in this thread.
>>37733398
No, we avoid the situation because you don't fuck with a huge roider
They see your tubby ass and they think "lazy" not "strong"
The thing you value most (strength) means nothing to anyone but yourself
Aesthetics is admired and respected by everyone
>>37733404
OLDSKOOL POWERLIFTER COMING IN @ 145LBS TOP KEK
>I literally take shits bigger than u m8
>top zoz
>>37733409
right after he's done fucking your wife m8
>>37733403
Yeah but you're never going to have a problem with anything but those two
>>37733419
>Aesthetics is admired and respected by everyone
This
General population thinks like this:
Powerlifter
>fat
>lazy
>insecure
>muhh strength
Aesthetic Dreamboy:
>healthy
>active
>sexy
>high sex drive
>strong
>smart
>>37733432
>hes not only a fat manlet powerlifter but also some degenerate with cuck fantasies
lmao to much memes for today
>>37733419
I've watched big sloppy clowns like you get absolutely destroyed, both on the street and in the gym. Nobody is afraid of big faggots these days. They're everywhere and everyone knows they can't fight for shit.
>>37733331
>>37733374
>>37733398
>>37733404
>>37733450
I just want you to know this is what you look like in my head
jesus christ almighty did you stumble into the wrong fucking thread
>>37733346
I'm really glad I'm able to foster this kind of communal attitude, tickles my no-no parts just a little bit
>>37733450
Are you the 145lb powerlifter? This is so funny watching you talking about fighting
>>37733435
Heart issues cascsde to kidney issues. Liver issues cascade into pancreatitis, which cascades into malnutrition due to very little but eye Ra reaching the small intestine. Reducing estrogen down regulates serotonin cascading into anxiety and depressive symptoms, etc.
There's a lot to be aware of.
>>37733463
This thread is a perpetual shitshow m8, I usually have it hidden but I'm using a different browser today because firefox a shit.
You guys are a sorry lot. Sitting here clandestinely discussing how much of a banned substance you should be using to add on a few more pounds of muscle that you're too lazy to gain any other way. I'll take health and functional strength over aesthetics any day.
The punchline is that I probably still look better than most of you.
>>37733475
Yes ster0nz are so unsafe evry1 pls quit taking them
>b..but.. senpai, don't u know all of the nasty sides..?
>>37733404
Is this bait?
Because I'm literally Jack Skellington 3 months into lifting and I weigh more than that.
>>37733497
Oh. I never said "unsafe". You're misrepresenting the risks associated with using AAS.
There's a difference between exaggerating the risk vs being informative.
>>37733496
LOL
>extra nipple
>lmao13inch arms
>camo cargo shorts because thats how you into pussy
>muh functional strength
Please go before you embarrass yourself anymore senpai, or don't its quite entertaining
>>37733496
>ass on the same height with bed
MIDGET
I
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G
E
T
You also look like shit, no wonder you are proud about your "strength" lel thats literaly all you have...
>>37733475
and people wonder why I nearly work myself into a fucking fit when they're too lazy to learn even the basics, then there's this entire fucking universe of shit propagating out from every single little factor that feeds back into others and creates these cascades of shit
>>37733496
I'm pretty sure not only have I taken shits bigger than you, I've literally killed bigger people too
>>37733521
True, I will definitely say the vast majority of steroid users literally have no idea about the type of risks they are taking when they cycle.
The majority are meat heads who don't even understand the simple concept of CICO. It's a shame really, and that is exactly why it is a class 4 controlled substance.
>>37733526
lel I'm 5' 9" mate, top tier manlet
>>37733523
those are actually pants pham, it's how I into a normal September day
arms are right around 15", and they've been bigger. I've lost muscle since I started swimming.
Back day
I think I'm gonna throw tren in again. Already see a major difference reintroducing chromium though. Much fuller less watery.
>>37733533
watch out ladies, we've got a badass over here
>>37733545
How does it feel to know that the girth of my cock is more than the peak of ur bicep m8?
>>37733546
>wearing shit like that to the gym
come on now..
>>37733551
how does it feel being a complete homosexual with a micropenis?
>>37733551
kek
>>37733563
spotted the mad manlet
>>37733548
Kek Brick killed motherfuckers in Afghanistan or some shit
If hes not a badass nobody is
>>37733561
6'4 230 at 12%. You gonna come over and tell me to stop? Fuck off, diva.
Besides I lift at midnight with no one else there. #freethenip doggo
>>37733561
My gym doesn't allow stringy shirts liek that, it "intimidates the other lifters."
>I once forgot to weigh myself and came out onto the floor by the water fountain with my shirt off
>gym owner saw and started throwing a huge fit
>telling me to get back in the changing room
>I literally look better than 90% of the peeps that lift there
>he was such a huge dick that I canceled my membership and moved to a different gym across town
probs overreacted, but man was he a dick about that incident
>>37733577
>killing sandniggers with a modern rifle
all they are is bipedal deer m8, not impressed
>>37733546
Mirin
>>37733561
I was thinking the same thing. At that point you're just pretending to wear a shirt. Lol
>>37733340
mirin' your numbers bro
>>37733586
Hey, I'm gonna run to the bathroom. Watch these towers while I'm gone would ya?
>>37733578
The question is: why are you still insecure enough to wear a shirt?
At this point you can lift without a shirt at all you dumb faggot.
>>37733561
Dare you to walk up to this guy and tell him his tank is faggy
Bimbo more nip pics pls
>>37733607
>nipple piercings
spotted the lgbt fag
>>37733612
doesn't matter mirin
>>37733612
Nah I only pretend on camera. Talk to my lesbian not gf tho.
Heart started beating irregularly, still in pattern but harder and softer randomly
Been happening like 10 minutes now
Am i kill?
>>37733607
Kek, do you think a random roider is somehow dangerous in a fight?
You were probably trolling.
>>37733607
None of that but check my cool upper chest separation.
>>37733674
I'm a fucking dogger dude. Why fight when you can get pets.
>>37733680
Mirin
My upper chest a shit
Incline just reks my delts more than upper chest
>>37733674
More dangerous than a dyel powerlifter
>>37733695
Adjust grip!
>>37733710
Thanks dude will try this
>>37733533
you changed your filename ;)
you know, literally all it would take to disabuse you of notions of "functional strength" memery would be to pick up a physiology textbook
and yet, it persists.
>>37733720
Or try low cable flyes. Give a nice tight pause at the top and really squeeze the pecs. That will help upper chest grow if you have shoulder issues.
Where's the love tonight?
Bimbo I love you.
Brick I love you.
Anons. I. Love. You.
can someone explain shadow boxing with weights to me?
Why do people pick up weights between sets and watch themselves shadow boxing in the mirror?
sterons are a meme anyways
who synthol here
>>37733803
Spread the love, doggie.
>>37733819
Autism.
My ex sent me this pic today lmao. I told her if she didn't want me cumming in her to stop begging for it. Then she admitted she loved it.
>>37733803
Aww ily2 randoanon
>>37733840
He actually came inside me the absolute madman!
>>37733819
probably wannbe mma or boxing amateurs who are victims of the "functional" strength memery
the idea is that if you punch with a weight when you remove the weight your punch will be much faster and more powerful!
it is of course, wrong. And actually counterproductive.
>>37733865
They should increase gravity or the density of the air instead desu.
>>37733883
>Not training in a capsulecorp spaceship on the way to planet namek
>>37733840
Kek
>>37733852
Actually laughed at this
>>37733865
It is easily the weirdest shit I've seen so far
Also always done between a whopping 2 sets of an exercise before putting weights on the floor and walking away never to return
>>37733901
Namekians are an asexual race of (mostly) androgenic beings. They spit up eggs.
It's Namek, not Thicc Bimbo Island. Why even go.
>Gym has a fresh batch of certificate in personal training recruits
>As always most of the girls are qt's with squatter butts and the dudes are lankets
What is with this course that it only attracts women that even look like they lift?
Rewatching FMA Brotherhood. So dope. Hate that built nerd Armstrong, obnoxious. Scar is legit though.
This dude roids right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh6RMxZxX0k
I remember seeing him in the gym when i was in germany, allways wondered if he was natty.
>>37734218
Dude looks natty
>>37733546
Where are your traps breh?
>>37734218
idk. how do you spot a roider anyway
inb4 more weight than naturally achievable.
>>37732742
>Why do I keep getting fucked so hard by life, I need to get out of here...
I thought you just told SAK that you're past that stage of your life of being in the victim complex looking for pity
>>37734345
Idk man get em for me
>>37734218
I've seen unnatty who look that way and nattys who look that way.
>>37730880
anyone know what i can type into google to get some forum where they actually discuss the vendors. ive found some german forum awhile ago before i fell into depression. had to format my laptop and forgot the roid links. can someone atleast give me a hind. reddit sucks ass
fyi im 95kg with a little gut and manhandels dont know bf but i think its finally time to roid, after a cut ofc which ill do now.
>>37734071
King Bradley or nothing.
>>37734559
lmao what a piss poor nerd. If we're picking Humonculi, we're picking that edgy nerd Greed.
>>37734570
Bradley wasn't originally a homonculus though.
Greed or Greeling?
>>37734570
Kek the life of a porn star.
>>37734557
please dont ignore me i feel really dumb for forgetting the links it was something like roidbase or idk but i dont find it anymore. im retarded please help me
