I'm a 5'8" manlet in an open relationship and I have a kid.
Is it even possible for me to become Chad? I have my own apartment.
>>37730448
>in an open relationship and I have a kid.
Good way to assume your cuckoldry
>>37730448
>open relationship
Oh my god I'm so sorry for you.
>>37730465
explain why. Assuming she never wants to leave me, and I can fuck other beautiful women.
>open relationship
Unless you're already a Chad that's fucking stupid
>>37730479
Other men are impregnating your woman, perhaps you are caring for another man's kid
>>37730496
No, she is on BC and the open relationship started after the child. The child looks just like me and is my child.
good bait op, already snagged a few
cant wait to tell my wife's kids about this thread
>>37730501
>The cuck really believes this
>>37730448
>have a kid
You could be a midget cuck living on the streets and there would be more hope for you than if you had a kid. Do you know how much those things cost?
>>37730513
the open-relationship was my idea and the child was planned. Like I said, the child looks a lot like me. NEXT.
>>37730448
>open relationship
>>37730523
Have you done a dna test? I can point out how matt Damon looks like mark wahlberg but they aren't brothers.
>>37730534
Fine, I'll do a god damn DNA text but let's get back to the topic at hand.
Just tell me I can't ever be a Chad. But tell me how to score above average women on the side. Do I tell them about my child and girlfriend?
>>37730501
dude
shes gonna have an easier time attracting chad than you would stacy. open relationships for men are nothing but a raw deal of getting buttfucked with no lube.
>>37730556
If you want a/multiple relationships it will be harder than pump & dumps. You can lie about having a kid and gf or wife to pump & dumps and they won't find out. It will be significantly more difficult to lie to people you are in a relationship with. Also don't tell them about having a kid and an open relationship, it sounds ULTRA omega and wierd.
thanks for using my tinder pic op, I feel like a fucking god now :)
yes I do get tons of ass
>>37730586
wrong. I'm not jealous so how am I getting the bad deal when I can see other women without losing the one I have?
>>37730591
got it. So I should keep it a secret for fuck buddies? shouldn't I keep it a secret from every woman? I told one woman already and she's in a similar situation (husband, baby at home, open relationship) and I might meet her soon.
>>37730620
this was mentioned in the last thread but again, still not you
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=165905221
>making fake profiles for le epic trole on tinder
back to /r9k/
OP here. I plan on using Craigslist strictly platonic, Tinder, and OKcupid. Any more suggestions to womanizing?
>>37730631
>how am I getting the bad deal
she is literally going to fuck other guys MORE than you, have fun with less sex
She will be able to find guys easier than you will be able to find girls, you're giving up sex
>>37731570
we fuck every single night for years. I'm fine with taking my chances. She hasn't fucked anyone yet and I have, FYI
>>37730696
Meet girls in real life
1)They don't have 100 other guys in their face trying to fuck
2)Way less likely to flake
3)You can't get fucking catfished.
>>37731595
Gym and work are usually frowned upon, so that leaves me the grocery store? I have 0 hobbies besides being online (hence the online dating)
>>37730631
>I'm not jealous so how am I getting the bad deal when I can see other women without losing the one I have?
>I'm not jealous
you will be when you notice how much dick she is pulling versus the HYPOTHETICAL pussy you will be pulling
and if shes sleeping with other men, other than you, she clearly doesnt really want you, but will hold on to you if nothing else better comes along, which she will have an easier time finding, than you will
You are just being blinded by the POTENTIAL pussy you can get, versus the ACTUAL dick she WILL be pulling. Retard
>>37730448
Okay OP heres what you gotta do. Make her think you're fucking A LOT of other women. Stay out all night some nights, whatever. Just do shit you'd do if you were actually getting laid a lot. And when she tries to ask for details, dont give her much. Then after a few weeks of this see how your wife is reacting. If she seems fine then sure stick with it. But my guess is she'll no longer be a big fan of the open relationship when she's getting less.
>>37731864
is that what Chad would do? I think the foundation of a good relationship (even an open one) is honesty. I don't want to lie about what I'm doing.
>>37730448
>have a kid
>still thinking about being a chad
What the fuck
>>37731957
The last person who said that to me just found out his fiance was cheating on him with his mate.
Don't lie then. Actually go out and try and get girls and bang them every day. Just don't tell your wife the days you end up empty handed. Let her thing you're extremely popular among girls.
>>37732163
Do you think I should lie to the women I'm dating since telling the truth about my open relationship and child will only hurt my chances?
>>37732182
Possibly. I would lie. But you don't necessarily have to lie, just when they ask questions you don't wanna answer, just agree and amplify or crack a joke or something
>>37731583
Probably because she didn't think you were going to go through with it.
You played yourself kid.
>>37730448
If this is even meant seriously, which I assume it's not because of the hurr my wife's son.
No you can never be a CHAD/Alpha male whatever because you're fucking 5'8, a man must be at the very least 6'
>can I become a Chad?
>I'm a 5'8"
Stopped reading there.
No, you cannot become a Chad.
>>37730501
>she is on BC
as in Black Cock
>>37730448
Be honest are you 5'8 with or without shoes?
>>37733451
>>37733486
He can get limb lengthening surgery.
He can still be a hot dad which attracts some women and mostly gay men which are cool too. I personally rather fuck effeminate males than stacys.
>>37731864
for what reason, our chadlette suggested this arrangement and is apparently happy with it
>>37730448
>open relationship and I have a kid
Hello Kratos
>>37730631
Because your woman is being fucked by other dudes, making you the eternal recipient of sloppy seconds
And she can fuck higher quality dudes than you can fuck girls
>>37730631
In the time it takes for you to bang one girl, your wife will have fucked several and have a selection of almost any guy she chooses. They will be better looking, more alpha, more successful and a better fuck. Why do you think she would stay with you or want to fuck you when there are better options out there? Don't tell me she loves and you and will stay loyal even if you do have a kid, women aren't loyal and you're giving y reason not to be.
OP here. My height doesnt bother me. I only mention it because it's a big deal on these forums. You can be a 5'8" alpha male. And I don't care about my woman banging other guys, I'm not jealous.
>>37735474
>And I don't care about my woman banging other guys, I'm not jealou
then why are you even together?
your mindset is fucked
I mean i know this is bait. but im writing this for other anons. Holy shit, just kill yourself if you ever consider allowing an open relationship. Want to come home and slurp the semen from other men from you womans vagina, no? yeah well that's what happens.
Women always come out on top, the most average chicks i know get like 50 tinder matches a day, while not even my most chad friends get that in a week, and if you are so beautiful that you can actually get girls whenever you want, why are you in a relationship in the first place? or just cheat if you're that hungry for poonani.
>>37730448
I like how you don't mind the woman raising YOUR child (telling it bedtime stories, comforting the kid in times of need, kissing it on the ouchy and spoonfeeding it toddler food..
..might I add all fully financed by YOUR income...)
...begs for THROATFULS of Chads cum while Brad is stretching that pussyhole with his EIGHTbySIX.
How have you not killed yourself yet
>>37736150
this
"open relationship" is basically the male openly admitting to being a beta cuck to the whole world
and if you actually could fuck other women you would have done so a long time ago...
don't even try to tell me you go 3-6months without sex during your girlfriends childbirth and wouldn't cheat if presented the opportunity
OP literally cucked yourself
>>37736248
why would I even be jealous when I have permission to fuck other women?
do you not think alpha males have non-exclusive relationships, or polyamorous? I forgot I'm talking to a board full of 16-24 year olds. (I'm 30 by the way)
>>37730501
>she is on BC
So fucking other guys without condom too?
>>37736487
she hasn't fucked anyone yet. but we can agree to ground rules such as wearing protection with other people.
>>37736501
Either she's hideous or you're kidding yourself.
I don't see a problem with an open relationship. Do what makes you happy as long as it is financially feasible. Never put yourself or your girl(s) above the kid, though, that's your main priority.
I'm in an open relationship and perfectly happy with it. We just have rules:
>Ask each other first
>Can say no if other partner shows red flags like being clingy, being messy, refuses to use protection, etc.
>Always use protection
>>37736531
yes
she will never start to confide what she doesnt like about you, in her other partner
never
and sex with him is always not as good as with you, right?
just..JUST
>>37736466
> "permission"
>>37736564
wow, you guys are insecure. Obviously not Chads yourselves.
>>37736564
I'm pretty sure my boyfriend is a "he," but if you want to be that way, go ahead.
People need time away from each other and variety. If it helps my boyfriend feel better to complain about me to other girls (or guys), it's perfectly fine with me.
>>37730481
This.
I don't care about open relationships as long as the girl doesn't ask me to pay for anything ever. I'm not paying for food, drinks, drugs, gifts, nothing.
>>37736620
you dont have to be CHAD to have COMMON SENSE
>>37736637
No wonder you're okay with this you jolly faggot lol well some people have respect for themselves
>>37736656
this. if you are in one of "those" relationships, you better not be lifting a finger to help that bitch. you owe her nothing
personally, long as the bitch brings back no kids, and no dieases, I dont care what she does. I will break her neck if I get even the most curable shit, however
>>37736679
I thought you'd pick up on the fact that I'm a femanon, but people on here don't tend to be very smart. Not to start this debate, but humans aren't creatures that mate for life. However, stability is attractive. We respect each other and our rules.
You need to relax, love. Try yoga.
>>37736749
Why do girls only post to say whorish shit?
>>37736749
>I thought you'd pick up on the fact that I'm a femanon
dont care. you arent special
> but people on here don't tend to be very smart
>i let other people have sex with my """partner"""
>but humans aren't creatures that mate for life. However, stability is attractive. We respect each other and our rules
My parents have been married for over 30 years, and I'm 26. You dont know shit your """partner""" is telling the other, and unlike everything you've said THAT IS FACT
>>37736758
they "think" they think like men. the more ass you get, the more respect, but for women, its the opposite. more dick = less respect. her autism just doesnt see it though, cuz she has a support group enables her most likely
mamas baby
papas maybe
you are FAR from being a chad!
>>37736637
I don't know who this bitch is but I'm the OP
>>37736531
I would never pay for dates with the "other" women. We would split the ticket in half. No exceptions. I'm not paying for shit and I'll let them know up front, in a nice manner.
>>37730448
The moment she suggests or agrees to an open relationship, you learn two things.
1) She has fucked, or has actively considered fucking other men (and I don't mean inconsequential stuff like fantasizing about movie stars). This is a massive red flag for a long-term relationship and depending on the quality of the relationship so far I would either dump them outright (if they suggested it) or immediately put them on notice, and keep my eye out for other bad behaviour.
2) You are, in her eyes, a low-value male. Would she suggest this kind of arrangement with Tom Hiddleston or Ryan Gosling? Fuck no, she will be a wide-eyed puppy with these guys and stick to them like glue for fear of losing them. True, she might tolerate them playing the field, but that dynamic is not the same as an open relationship. Her assent to an OR tells you that you need to do one or more of the following: 1) Lift more; 2) Develop some attractive skills; 3) Get a better job; 4) Achieve higher social status; 5) Lift more.
Monogamy is overwhelmingly the natural state of affairs for humans; we are not a naturally polyamorous species, as can be seen from the fact that animals with these characteristics have marked sexual dimorphism (male lions, gorillas and stags etc. look much different to the females). Our minds are set up to thrive and be happiest in an exclusive relationship, and toying around with sex like it's some meaningless bodily function like blowing your nose or taking a dump will probably fuck you up in the long run and is no basis for a relationship - especially one with a child present.
We're under a lot of influence from the media right now, which portrays indiscriminate sex as natural and normal (a big reason you feel you're afraid of missing out) - and women are *very* susceptible to bullshit like this... It's the only reason I would give a girl a second chance if she raised the subject. Take this filth, for example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MxnhBPoIx4
>>37732182
You shouldn't tell them that enlarges the range of girls you could get.
If they don't ask don't tell them it's easy. If they ask tell them it's complicated.
Some girls might fuck you just because they think they could have a relationship with you don't minimize your chances ;)
>>37730448
Obvious bait is obvious.
Don't know why you idiots even bite.
>>37736466
>permission
This is why our world is falling apart
>>37737270
OP here
>>37737270
I don't think so, Ken.
I want to fuck multiple women and I still love the one I'm with, therefore my options are:
1) Open relationship
2) Cheat
With all the juicy pussy in the world, why would I settle for just one?
>>37738407
And when your child is older, tell me how you can look them in the eyes after they ask why mommy hasn't come home, and you answer "mommy's on a date right now, but I'm here"
Even if it was your idea, you will get shafted. As she will. Almost every open relationship eventually ends badly. You asked if you could be alpha, and /fit/ has almost unanimously responded with "no". Yet you keep trying to argue and justify...why did you even ask?
Your girl is getting cucked by you because you can't commit and settle down to form a real family. You will be getting cucked, and when Chad makes her cum like never before and you find out she's doing things with him she'd never do with you, with great eagerness, we'll see how okay with this you are. So no, you cannot be fucking alpha with your current mindstate. You're a hedonistic, greedy fuck who would rather cuck his girl for pussy than create a solid family foundation.
Good luck with holding back the tears when your kid gets more excited seeing "uncle chad" swing by the house than when you come home.
>>37738407
He was commenting on your strange choice of words. Go ahead if you have the permission little boy
>>37736749
Being male is the number one prerequisite to being a chad, dyke.
>>37738654
I don't care about her having fun. That's the point, dipshit. I'll be doing things with other women that I haven't done with her too-- that's the fun of pump and dumps. I'll be eating ass, face fucking, tea bagging, giving oral creampies, things that I'm not used to doing.
Secondly, when my child grows up I don't have to say "Mommy is on a date" I can just say "Mommy is out with friends.
>>37738705
I don't know who the fuck this bitch is but I am OP. Is there a way 4chan shows that I'm the same person or do I have to keep saying "OP here"? Genuine question.
>>37738721
>>37738741
>I'll be doing things with other women that I haven't done with her too-- that's the fun of pump and dumps
dude, you are retarded. you will be getting SHIT
if you were already getting more than what your gf puts out, you wouldnt have to ask anon strangers on the internet "can i be Chad"?
You'd already be Chad Just fuck off normie
Just date older women (40+). They don't care about your height since they are desperate for any male attention. They will worship your cock and pay for your dates. It's the best of both worlds. Fucking 20 year old sluts gets tiring.
>>37738757
I fucked around once since the open relationship. It was a homeless woman who was living in a bus in the woods. She had a hairy pussy and I came inside her. I want to choose my next partner more wisely, hence morphing into "Chad" with the help of /fit. Don't be a little bitch, dude. This post is not bait.
The next woman I fuck with should look like pic related.
>>37738815
You're so hopeless...seriously consider suicide.
>>37738781
I fucked a hot 49 year old when I was 24. Haven't been with an older woman since. This one was easy as pie-- the only woman I ever picked up at a bar. I believe you that 40-somethings are easy to get. Where would you suggest meeting besides classy bars?
>>37730501
>open relationship AFTER having a kid
jesus christ noone is this stupid, are they
>>37738848
So I have a kid and my life is supposed to be over? I already mentioned I'm talking to another woman right now about meeting up. She is married/open relationship/with a baby. I hope she is still lactating so I can suck her milky titties. I'm not going to kill myself, faggot. I'm happy with my life.
>>37738848
OP is
>>37738869
Having a kid makes this so much worse and if you don't see why you're an idiot.
>>37730448
>>37730526
>at a party
>guy offers me to join in the blunt rotation
>get utterly fucked cos I've got no tolerance & proceed to be even more socially retarded than usual
>lad I used to know ages ago sees me and starts making conversation
>mentions he's in an open relationship
>tfw I was so stoned my first reaction was to just burst out laughing right in his face
>>37738869
>im not going to kill myself
letting the mother of your child fuck other guys?
you really should
>>37738897
So I should end the open relationship and cheat behind her back?
End the relationship with baby mama? (we're both happy)
??????
>>37730507
Its summer what did you expect
>>37738919
why would you settle down if you want to fuck other people
stupid people like you really shouldnt have kids, ill bet your son/daughter ends up retarded
>why would you settle down if you want to fuck other people
I didn't settle down, hence the open relationship. So you're telling me once I have a kid, I am committed to the same woman for the rest of my life? ie, Disney happy ending?
>>37738815
>It was a homeless woman who was living in a bus in the woods. She had a hairy pussy and I came inside her.
>>37738963
yeah thats when i realize i was being trolled
i suspected it when he refused to reply to anyone saying he wont get more pussy than what he is getting now, but that confirmed it
>>37738919
So this is the kind of example you want to set for your kid? Fucking kill yourself. Actually how about a murder-suicide with your wife so that your kid might get adopted by parents who aren't complete fucking degenerates.
>>37738963
Actually, it really happened. She made an ad on craigslist and I responded. She works general labor and lives in a bus in the woods. Not my proudest moment, but I was under the influence.
Also-- I will reply about the question I was supposedly dodging. How am I NOT going to get more pussy when I'm in an open relationship? Obviously my woman will get more dick, but that doesn't bother me.
>>37738407
so you have the option of
1) your women having sex with other men
or
2) your women only having sex with you
yeah bro, totally alpha to let her fuck random dudes
