>hey son you're getting pretty big
Dads mirin them gains
>>37726862
why are you in my house?
why are you black and care about your son?
please leave me alone
>>37726862
You're not my real dad! I'm just your wife's son!
>>37726862
Is it time for dindins?!
N-not as b-big as you oto-san :3c
>>37726862
>>37726862
I know i'm taking those enlargement penis pills and im injecting my slong.
>>37726862
>nigger
>son
is this some kind of game to you?
>>37726862
Dad for the last fucking time, if you don't stop interrupting my bi-half-hourly jack off with my waifu, I'll lose the forearm gains and wont be able to finger blast women.
>>37726862
you're getting pretty black
>getting
>>37726862
>y-you too
>>37726862
But I'm your wife's son.
>>37727086
Yeah bitch, getting. If you were already big, you would have been the one sleeping with your mom instead of Black Dad Man with his fucking juicy forearms of peace.
>>37726862
Wait you morons he's opening his front door
Why would his son be outside?
>>37727267
>front door
>AC and light switches
>Hey anon I saw you running the other day, your whole body was flopping. Have you ever tried doing push-ups or something? Why don't you go to a gym?
This is my dad...
>>37726862
>tfw barely have a dad
>>37727550
>peephole on door
>>37727550
Yeah, what kind of idiot would put light switches and controls to the house at a convenient location when you enter?
Did you faggots ever think that the son doesn't live at home anymore and he's coming to visit his dad and the first thing the dad notices when opening the front door is how big his son is getting.
FOR YOU
>>37727571
>image.jpg
Thanks daddy
>>37727841
>tfw gf calls her actual dad "daddy" and there's pretty much no chance she'll ever call you daddy because it'll make her think of her dad
>tfw girls calling you daddy is the secret key to your instaboners and your gf will forever be second rate because she won't be able to compare to a random girl calling you daddy
>now you're stuck fighting off sluts who call you daddy so you can stay faithful to a girl that won't call you daddy
WHY
>>37727965
My ex started calling me papi as joke one time. Shes white. Then she started doing it with fuck me eyes. Then she started calling me that when i was slammin it. Mixed feels about it.
Your a big guy dad
>>37727994
>AYY PAPI AYY PAPI SI SI SI
>>37727816
>he can't afford an iPhone
>>37727994
>papi
I don't think I could take this seriously.
Had a girl call me daddy and master before, was ok.
>>37728423
Had a girl say "you are a god" while I was fucking her. It was weird...
>>37727994
Kek, i had a redheaded white girl from tennesee start trained with shit like this. I only called her Mami when i made her cum for 6 months straight, then when ever i wanted her wet i would call her mami and her body would just do it and i could fuck her whenever.
She got into calling me papi and had a thick southern bell accent too.
I kinda miss her sometimes tbqh famalam.
>>37728468
You've never had sex
>>37728468
>>37728423
>>37727994
For some reason all the girls I fuck think my name is "Who are you, why are you doing this? Help!"
>>37728659
Weird me too
Maybe we look alike
>>37726862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXhmh4MhuuM
Thanks daddy, come in here for a sec.
>>37727965
Just ease her into it you dumb fag. Joke -> Test waters -> Real.
Doesn't matter if she calls her real dad that too. Half those other girls do too.
>>37727841
You can't post this and not provide el sauco.
No dad I'm not doing steroids...oh wait that's not what you said, t-thanks
>>37727965
>gf's dad used to hit her and her mother
Absolutely not happening unless I want tears.
>>37727267
he came to visit, duh. that's why dad's surprised - he hasn't seen him in a while.
You are still living with your parents, aren't you?
Thank you Mr. Carson
>>37727087
only acceptable answer
>>37726862
How did you have a pale ass kid like me dadnigga?
>>37727841
Sauce now faggot
>>37726862
For you
Everyone in this thread is cancerous summer.
>>37729632
except you
>>37726862
Hey dad, you are getting pretty nigger.
>>37729461
For the last time son, call me "Dad".
>>37726862
How did you get into my apartment old man?
Thanks daddy, totally natural
>>37726862
>Stop looking at my cock
Or
>who are u?
>plz stop calling me son!
Don't call me son again, mom's cuck.
Thank you mr. kang
>>37730058
No problem Kodos
>>37726862
For you.
>>37726862
Dad, I...
>>37728797
Topfuckinglel.
f-for you too
>>37728415
But it is an iPhone.
Here, have a picture of my cat from my phone that will have "image.jpg"
>>37726862
>People that call me son
Fuck off your not my dad I've never met him and I never will.
>>37726862
>tfw barely know father
>>37731542
>image.jpg
>>37726862
>tfw you will never have dad forearms
>>37731542
nice cat bro
