Post your /fit/ triggers.
>>37695907
>ottermode
I'll be honest and admit it's just jealousy but it still triggers the fuck out of me to see women rate ottermode bodies as 9/10 and then rate more muscular bodies with a bit more bodyfat as 7/10 because 'too bulky' or 'too big'
>>37695930
SS claimed another victim the post
>>37695922
Burn the coal, pay the toll.
>>37695922
does that pass for ripped these days?? WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT
>>37695907
>haha he must be overcompensating for his height
Seeing a fat or skeletal or skinny fat or average as fuck guy with some perfect 10/10 semen goddess
Seeing a shitty excuse for a """""pizza""""".
>>37696203
>Taylor Swift
>like men
That's a good one
>>37696203
This desu senpai
I'm going back to school next year. I won't come across any pro fattie groups right? You guys just tease with crap from tumbler or whatever the fuck it's called.
>>37695930
but ottermode guys typically look objectively better
balloon muscles can look bad
lean and ripped always looks good
>>37695907
Is this him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH7kKnHpgus
>>37696203
>posting an infamous whore
>10/10
>>37696315
>>37696492
>pic semi related kinda
>>37696787
>that pic
>related in any way, shape, or form to what you were saying
>>37696480
Every recovering fatty here knows this feel, but hell I still keked
>>37695922
>the way she grabs that water bottle
oh lawdy
>>37696478
the problem is, im am (or was) skinny as fuck. Like ottermode without muscles. If i go ottermode i will still look dyel under the clothes. how often do you have the chance to take off the clothes to show that you are ottermode? so you will always be the skinny guy till u get the chance once a year to show that u actually lift. so fuck that. i dont wanna be a skinny twig 99% of the time
>>37696290
Gotta go DEEP
>>37696480
I don't know how they got that kid or his parents to agree to this. Such an alpha.
>>37697184
You know what the saddest part is of this webm?
This guy is so socially anxious he's not even comfortable doing something silly in his own room/area and keeps checking if nobody is coming or going. He's on edge the entire webm because if somebody spots him, he can't be stoic anymore
>>37696290
>real pizza
>has LEAVES on it
>>37697287
>the onion
You're quite silly lad
>>37697230
>not strategically getting your shirt torn at every social gathering
>not taking it off and putting it over your shoulder
>this current year
>thinking you'll make it
>>37696290
could have atleast post a real pizza
>>37697342
>real pizza
>posts some sort of cake
>>37697342
>posting some kind of weird tomato sauce bread soup
>>37697373
>this
>>37697342
Here. Have some REAL pizza, Anon. It's on the house.
>>37697402
What the fuck is this abomination
>>37697184
god it never fails to make me laugh
this guy is a fucking legend
>>37697241
fav type of 'go 'za right there
>>37697402
>Eternal anglo ruins another European idea
>>37697402
What the fuck
>>37697533
What
>>37697596
>her reaction when she couldn't ski
>>37697596
how can her right arm be so fucking photoshopped. It's so long and her forearm is so skinny compared to the other one.
>>37697596
>pole dancing
they never fail to hide some hints that they are all fat and have to lose weight nevertheless
>>37697596
What I don't get about these magazines is that they're both advocating fitness and health (i.e losing weight with exercise and healthy meals) yet they're also pushing the fat body is beautiful agenda to the hamplanets. It's just a vicious cycle and clearly, they're exploiting the low self esteem of these gullible people by writing EXACTLY what they want to hear and making them buy this shit.
I fucking can't even. I always laugh my ass off in the fps threads but god, I can't help but feel awful for these people sometimes.
Also why the fuck are there letters on the floor? 'Murica wtf?
>>37695922
This is why I lift
>>37695907
I don't get triggered because I'm not an insecure faggot
Who the fuck cares if fat people rambles on about how their weight is genetic? If they wanna be in denial that's their problem
Seeing people with my ideal body type eating shit food when I so much even look at McDonald and gain weight
>>37697295
kek do you even know the context of that dance you fuck
>>37697230
that's why the masterrace is between ottermode and strong
>>37697734
I do and that knowing that doesn't change anything what I just said nor do I see the relevance of it, unless you're coming from another board, started to lift 3 weeks ago and are now attempting a pathetic attempt of fitting in.
>>37696290
>>37697342
>>37697402
wewe lads
when ugly people shit on me for lifting but look like pic related when they take a bath/ do activities that make up will run off
>>37696203
Pornhub is full of amateur videos with such couples.
Further proof of <face,height, frame>
>>37696465
Yeah, and if it is there it's not like the cool kids or anything lol, it's a small presence n on campus.
>>37697637
Whoa fuck, it is long
>>37695922
>ripped
My homosexual sides.
>>37697342
that's a nice looking 'go 'za
>>37697566
>not keeping up with the latest memes on every board
>>37697309
Clearly it's satire, but he's clearly still fat. To be able to make fun of yourself like that at a young age is enviable.
>>37695922
This does not trigger me because I'm not an insecure faggot like 90% of the people on this site.
Also, I am black :^)
The entire Kung Fu Panda 3 movie is so fucking wrong. But the cherry on the icing bucket is this entire fucking village.
I did regret taking my son to see this movie that day.
>>37697301
Is this bantz, or are you actually so dumb you don't know what basil is?
>>37695922
What is it about attractive, lusty women that just makes you wanna ravage?
>>37697713
This guy's dance was so fucking autistic and I love it!
>>37695922
WHERE THE WHITE WIMMIN @
>>37698545
That's not attractive, mate
>>37698026
>yfw she just left a figure competition
>>37698519
didn't even bother after the second one. What's so bad about it?
Also gotta get him to see zoomania if he hasn't seen it already.
>>37698575
>""""this""""" guy
fucking newfags man....
>>37697742
Here's your (You) big boy
>>37698026
Seriously it took me a few girlfriends to realize how fucking ugly most women are. When you finally pay attention to how much makeup hides it's almost like a revelation to how ugly and insecure all these women who used to look "hot" were.
Gave me a huge confidence boost but made me an autist sperglord against girls who wear makeup. Natural beauty is hard as hell to find.
>powerlifters
>crossfitters
>chicks that take instagram pics/snapchat selfies in the gym
>power lifters
>the dudes that always talk about the science of bodybuilding and still look like shit after years of lifting
>power lifters
>people who do circuits in the gym on 5 machines and get pissed if you use one
>dudes that try to get stumpy as fuck (big legs, wide back) when they're like 5'4
>power lifters
>the group of DYEL teenagers that come in and hog a machine for 2 hours
>>37697402
WEW
>>37697533
GO ZA GO ZA
Some DYEL teen with a super fake overdone tanning booth tan, wearing a sleeveless shirt and trending floral print shorts who comes in and literally does nothing but low weight barbell curls for the whole time, resting in between sets for like five to seven minutes at a time to text on his phone and flex at himself in the mirror and took a selfie at the end.
>>37696290
>>37697342
>>37697402
CHAD eats PIZZA and FUCKS stacy. While you TREN hard and eat CLEN
>>37697533
back to >>>/ck/ with you and your shit memes
>>37697342
Giordanos my niqqa you from chi town?
>>37700252
>mfw I eat pizza, fuck Stacy, eat clen and tren hard
Am I Chad or just Gymcel?
>>37701360
Giordanos is tourist crap, real chitown pizza is the shit you find when you're drunk at 4am on a Sunday.
>>37701550
Name one then nigger
Every time
>>37698545
what a daft post. A hot slut engages the most basic male mechanism ever.
>>37699889
Women wear make-up to meet men's unrealistic beauty standards.
Where you literally born yesterday?
Natural female skin is ugly to you because you've been conditioned into believing women are supposed to have flawless skin.
>>37696290
would be perfect if it had olives instead
>>37695907
>girls at the gym
JUST
>>37702106
Maybe men wouldn't have "unrealistic beauty standards" if woman didn't wear so much make up all the time. But they still choose to even when guys tell them not to because "they're not doing it for validation from men, they're doing it for themselves" :^)
>>37702191
I don't get why there still aren't hetero men only gyms. Let the women do their yoga and talk about their emotions in semi nude in their women's shelters while men can work out in peace without being bothered by sluts and exhibitionist fetishists sexually harassing them.
>>37702061
jalapenos on pizza is peng phalalam good decision
>>37702271
What are you, a faggot or something? Watching hot chicks in tight pants is the best natty test booster there is.
>>37697596
I'd be curious to see the calories and macros on those "sizzling summer recipes"
>>37702106
>because you've been conditioned into believing women are supposed to have flawless skin
No, flawless skin is an attractive feature on both men and women because our evolution made us seek out that trait in mate. Women don't have to wear makeup but they have to compete with women who do.
>>37702106
>Women wear make-up to meet men's unrealistic beauty standards
Not true. Women wear make-up because they are manipulating lying cheats and then lie that the reason is to meet men's unrealistic beauty standards to hide their lie.
>>37702298
guys are not allowed to look at girls. those are the rules.
>>37695907
That fat fuck needs to be nailed to a cross
>>37698581
Being srs for a moment here, why do I get the feeling there are a lot of actual asian guys here
>>37702191
nice posture, bitch
people who work out without a shirt on in the gym
>>37702376
Why do girls make you feel like shit for looking at them at the gym?
>working out next to these 2 qts in a power rack
>noticed they were looking for a 10kg pl8 but there were none on their rack
>hand them one from my rack that I wasn't using
>they say thanks and I just go back to working out
>later on I want to use the seated calf raise machine
>noticed the qts were doing pelvic thrusts on a bench right next to the machine
>sit down at the machine
>notice them looking at me
>smile at them in acknowledgment
>one of them gives me a dirty look
>they start whispering to each other and pack up their stuff and move across to the other side of the gym
>mfw I realise they weren't even being tsundere, just mean
>>37702568
you fell for the act nice to strangers meme
Every alpha knows whenever a girl makes eye contact with you, you act offended for ever thinking they are on the same league as you.
>>37702568
What kind of smile do you have lad? I'm a 5"7 shitskin that has really bad habit of smiling at everyone and never had that happen.
>>37702698
>What kind of smile do you have lad?
The corners of my mouth stretch up and out and my lower eyelids rise a little as well. I think that's pretty standard though
>>37702568
Girls above 7.5 at gyms are typically bitchy. Girls lower than that are typically pretty nice and a little embarrassed and nervous if you talk to them. I talk to a qt 6 who is trying to get in better shape and she says stuff like "I'm sorry the only time you get to see me is when I'm like this, haha". Tfw too autistic to ask her out because I have a class with her next year and it will be awkward if she says no.
>>37698575
"""""""""""this guy's""""""""""""""
Do you know where you are?
This shit always fucking triggers me
>cutting and feeling like I'm dying
>eat a little bit more just so I don't end up killing myself to end the hunger
>immediately gain weight
>>37697342
>>37702772
>Autism levels off the charts holy shit
That explains it
>>37699921
What do you have against powerlifters?
They're some of the only people that actually take themselves seriously in the gym and have not stupid routines.
>>37703021
>benching with a 6" ROM
>not a stupid routine
>>37695922
DELET THIS
>DYELs doing dumbbell exercises.
>The cunts spotting said DYELs.
>Pajeets in the gym
>>37697663
The letters are those slips you fill out to order a subscription to the magazine they came out of. They fell out while people were skimming the magazines and the assholes didn't clean up after themselves.
>>37702996
Its called sarcasm homie
>>37697603
is there a story there?
>>37702106
>Women wear make-up to meet men's unrealistic beauty standards.
That is utter nonsense. Women wear makeup because women like makeup.
>>37703034
Not all of them are that bad, and very few actually train like that. It's just the rules of the sport. Yeah, it needs fixed, but its the best we have right now.
>>37702530
because this is a Japanese anime website
>>37697402
American will never experience superior swedish, kebab, french fry, coleslaw pizza
>>37697549
Kek
>that faggot who grunts like he's getting stuffed by Jamal in prison on every rep, wearing the punisher shirt and camo cargo shorts
Literally this is the guy who is responsible for the meat head stereotype.
>>37703542
So they can look better, women without makeup look disgusting , women with makeup looks gross as well. Gotta look for the perfect grills that that are naturally beautiful
>>37695930
Not entirely sure this is what it is, but I think being ottermode your facial asthetics are greatly improved
t. Lost 20 pounds due to injuries Recently
>>37698519
>you're gonna learn to live like a panda
>you're gonna learn to eat like a panda
>you're gonna learn to sleep like a panda
>you're gonna learn to breathe like a panda
I walked out at that point
>>37702791
Just ask her out you pussy
>>37695981
Can you explain the meaning behind coal burner? Like how did the phrase come to be? Burning a coal doesn't seem similar to a white girl having sex with a black guy.
>>37695907
All of the 5'6 / 140 lb manlets on this board. You shouldn't be allowed to post on this board if you're less than 5'11
>>37703651
>>37702061
>>37697402
>>37697342
>>37696290
Step back, bitches.
>>37697402
DELETE THIS SHIT !!!!!! NOW!!!!!
I think the whole "tension" between powerlifters and aesthetic lifters is kinda dumb. I also think people who treat the gym as a fashion show are kind of dumb, I just throw on shorts and an old tshirt. Uh, I guess it also baffles me how many people post on /fit/ but don't even work out. I'll never understand what drives a man to do that.
>>37699921
>the group of DYEL teenagers that come in and hog a machine for 2 hours
So much this.
>>37702568
>>mfw I realise they weren't even being tsundere, just mean
Haha awesome.
>>37697596
What is that I see in the bottom right of this photo my friend because i'm sure that's the answer to all of this :^)
>>37702191
sauce
>>37697596
I read that as Flabulous, but I guess I'm just too sleepy.
>>37702191
>girls at the gym
There are a couple legit women who lift at my gym, but there's a whole bunch more who pull this bullshit or who literally just stare at guys while they lift baby weight on some fucking machine so they can get
>muh tone
instead of just getting over to the fucking squat rack and dropping some bomb ass booty weight to the floor like a real man, jesus fuck
>>37697637
She's a charger from left for dead.
>>37702791
>this guy thinks there is some standardized rating scale that everyone just gets
What is a 6 to you might be a 9 to someone else but a 3 to third person.
>>37695907
this 51 y/o woman that keeps flirting with me
>>37697742
if this is bait fuck you
if not welcome newfriend pls kys
>>37697184
i dont get this
>>37695907
When my gf's mom starts a new diet.
The latest one is, "I'm not eating anything with sugar"
Now let me spell that out, she doesn't mean like sugars as in soda or candy, but: no fruit, no to most veggies, "especially beans and lentils they have a lot of sugars!"
She's a fucking vegetarian too and is against taking supplements. This means a severe lack of protein, iron, most of the vitamins... and all this to "cleanse the body of (unnamed) toxins"
triggered
>>37696478
>lean and ripped always looks good
I think it always looks impressive and I can admire it, but it's usually not as attractive as a slightly higher bf% and bulkyness
>>37702621
My nigga, fuck them bitches for trying to distract me with their devil vagina magic, my gains are mine and you can't take them from me
>>37706480
Ghoulification?
>>37710686
Summerfag
>Women that get pregnant and fat while theyre 20-23
Litterly all my old friends
>Mfw going to adopt a wonderful son in a couple of years that can lift and play hockey with his mom
Dont get a bitch pregnant Jesus
Self-depreciating quirky humour about eating pizza or cake and not exercizing.
quarter squats give me an aneurysm
that and women doing meme routines and exercises in the free weight area
>>37699921
> mfw that one scrawny fag that constantly shits on powerlifters
>>37710745
>usually not as attractive as a slightly higher bf% and bulkyness
Yeah maybe if you're a gay man.
>>37697184
One of my favorite stories has come to life
>>37695907
>90% of black people in the gym who half rep everything, don't pick up after themselves, and leave huge messes and horrible odors in the bathroom
>Not wiping shit off after you are finished
>Grunting like taking a shit
>Women trying to squat in the squat rack doing 30 sets of 5lbs for an hour because she saw a facebook 30 day PAWG challenge
>Anyone quarter squatting
>Doing anything but squatting or OHP in the squat rack
>Those retards who congregate around the guys who obviously do gear and then try to do the same exercises as them, confused as to why they look like shit
>Retards deadlifting under lmao 3pl8 and not setting it down feather soft
>Retards lifting between lmao 3pl8 and 4pl8 and not gently setting the weight down
>Fresh gym gear gloved hand faggots doing the worlds fastest unrack and rack on the bench
>Anyone ego lifting and doing fractions of ROM
Basically go to the gym to workout, be courteous to others, stop doing stupid shit to show off, known what the fuck you are doing, and pick up after yourself.
>>37702982
why is the left girl wearing a napkin on her head?
>>37697342
>tips 'go style fedora
>>37697184
I live the manlet aspect ratio
>tfw spent all this time getting /fit/
>tfw she turned me down
>tfw she went to balloon fest with a fat, pierced, tattooed freak
>tfw i have a terrible taste in women
>>37696203
>implying swift is 10/10
nigga pls
>>37711440
Kill yourself
>>37711440
autists like these trigger me
>>37711652
>>37711681
>muh triggers
So tell everyone which one of these things you're guilty of.
>>37711745
Kill yourself
>>37696203
Why do you hate Tay Tay Kanye?
>>37711751
lmao lead by example and do it first faggot. How does it feel to know all those little nagging insecurities you have about people judging the stupid shit you do in the gym are true?
>>37711652
>>37711751
>>37711681
Name one thing he listed that isn't obnoxious. Do you enjoy people leaving messes? Do you like waiting on a rack while someone half reps squats? Do you like the jarring sound of some kid throwing 135 deadlifts down like he just climbed Everest?
>>37702931
>immediately gain weight
wew well no shit lad if you eat food you now weigh what you weighed previously + the weight of the food you just ate
>>37711489
Ay mon
Thing is, you don't increase your attractiveness to change the mind of a single, individual object of your affection. Increased attractiveness may not have any effect on a person who isn't interested at all. You increase your attractiveness in order to maximize your appeal to the most people, increasing your overall level of opportunity and potential partners, then test the waters when mutual attraction is found.
Oneitis, as it's called here, is an insidious mental disease that will isolate you from the vast pool of women that find you attractive. That pool does not seem very large mainly because very few people are ever eager to declare their attraction directly, and so your obsession with one woman is not opening any of those doors.
>"gain lean muscle"
>>37711440
Halfreppers trigger me too but you will make noise if you're diddlylifting 4+pl8s
>>37711966
What an aspie. Why don't you actually go lift instead of shitposting all day.
>>37712051
It's natural to make noise over 4 pl8, plates clink together, grip can be pushed harder without straps. Under 3 is retarded and you should be able to guide down under 3 to 4 pretty smoothly.
>>37712096
Dropping from lockout is against gym etiquette. A guided drop is acceptable especially for heavier weights relative to the lifter.
>>37712062
Kill yourself shitposter
>>37695907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j0yiRlCfyw
>>37711184
>mfw that one scrawny fag that constantly shits on powerlifters
typical power lifter mentality--if someone calls them dumb, they must be weak, right? Lol fucking fat retards are subhuman and should be executed
