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Would you?
>>37687266
why are u asking stupid fucking questions
what male on earth wouldnt have sex with her..all males are fucking desperate sacks of shit
Just fuck off with ur reetarded threads, u stupid youtube following shit head, go wear ur fucking tgym shark singlet u fucking waste of space
>>37687278
Triggered
>>37687266
Yeah manh, who wouldn't wanna bu'fuck Omar?
>>37687278
lmao fucking destroyed pucci OP
She could be a goddess if she got a nose job.
>>37687266
no
too much make up on and when i look at her face i want to punch her.
Damn jenna marbles got SWOLE
>>37688603
fag or loser irl can't tell
I respect her. And she usually doesn't flaunt being her girl.
>>37687266
I liked her Runescape streams more than her fitness channel.
>>37687266
The question "Would you?" is never the same as "Do you find her attractive?", as anon here already pointed out: >>37687278
A better question would be something to the effect of "Given your choice of fucking any YouTube fitness chick, would you fuck Megsquats?" and the answer is obviously no.
Put her in a fuck, marry, kill with any two random YouTube chicks that aren't Blaha's girlfriend and she'll probably be killed.
But would I fuck her? Yeah, I'd hit it. She's about a 5 facially and in kinda decent shape. That's all it really takes assuming there's no deal breaker like roid clit, backne, et cetera, which there may be in her case.
>>37687278
Chelsealifts detected
>>37688061
>Tripfag chimes in
When will they learn, familia?
Disgusting I wouldn't touch that frfr
>>37687266
>>37687278
Nah I'm good. I got standards. Thanks though.
>>37689454
Forgot to attach this picture of myself
>>37687278
This. What the fuck does would you mean? I wouldnt date her for a month to fuck her, but what straight male would turn down a straight up offer for sex from a fit ok-ish facially looking girl?
>>37689510
That's not me. Nice projecting though. You can have my leftover scraps.
>>37687278
This is some fresh pasta
>>37689523
>fit ok-ish facially looking girl
>>37689510
Just cause not everybody is hella desperate u like dont mean he wears a fedora just some people got standards
>>37689541
She's not below average for shit's sake. No one said she was gorgeous but she isn't below average.
If any woman wanted to have sex with me, I would.
I'm invisible to women.
>>37689523
obviously these supreme gentlemen
>>37689526
>>37689550
>>37689541
If you don't think shes attractive with a nice body then you're probably gay.
>inb4 'this is /fit/ we're all gay here'
>>37688624
What?
>>37689564
>>37689572
>>37689595
Kek these thirsty ass niggas.
>>37689647
In America, you think she is below average? C'mon man. Don't be stupid.
>>37689680
Is that your gf or what? Why are you so upset that someone would pass on her?
>>37689697
I don't think she is hot, bro. But she's not below average in America. I would pass too but I can concede that she's average.
>>37689709
Maybe if I was drunk id let her suck me or give me a handjob.
>>37689748
If I drank like 12 beers I'd let her suck my dick but probably skip on the handjob because her hands are probably all rough and gross.
So... Would you?
>>37687266
>>37690889
She could blow me but I'd have to be drunk and probably put a brown paper bag over her head so I could actually get hard.
>>37690889
You don't think megsquats is attractive wtf?
>>37691001
Sure i do. Who wouldnt?
>>37690989
Well obviously this weirdo....
>>37691049
thirsty nigga
>>37690889
>>37691001
Brehs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wLlxbqm_UA
She looks the type of girl to be dirty as fuck in bed
>>37687266
of course, are you retarded?
Honestly I just wanna cum in Megsquats's asshole
>>37690989
>Would have sex with her
>But only if you hide the part of her that looks like a girl
>definitelynotgay.png
>>37691105
I'd train and have fun with her if you know what I mean.
>>37691125
She's got a butterface.
>>37691145
I like her face. I respect her lifting. I like her body. But her personality bothers me. Probably because I'm a depressed NEET.
Would you batsinthebarbell?
>>37691105
Someone start a megsquats appreciation thread
>>37687278
Muscles are a masculine features, espacially big arms. She's cute but fucking her would be almost gay.
>>37689567
No, youre just a crybaby bitch.
Wanna know why women dont like that? Because it means youre inexperienced. Hence have nothing to bring to the table.
>b-but anon, how do i get experience with women if they never let me be with them?
Good fucking question, infact if you ask that exact question in a diffrrent way, you may see why
>b-but anon, how do i get job experience if they never hire me?
Because you get used to a work schedule from grade school. Doing your assignments is like finishing your work. It tells someone you can do your fucking job.
Likewise you were supposed to be socialised in school. Make friends and get used to girls. Talk to them and grow up side by side.
That fact that you didnt, tells them something's not right. And you need to fix that to proceed.
>>37691179
She's gotta cut her bodyfat man
>>37691218
lol didn't read
>>37691179
Yes, ofcourse.
Dem hips make her hightest as fuck
Dat height (she's 5'11) means no manlet chidren (im 6'3)
Strong body for bearing children, autistic enough to be a good learner, humble enough to be a good wife.
Her potential is huge.
>>37691223
>low test faggot detected
>>37691231
I know, its a skill our fathers teach us when we're young.
I'm sorry to hear yours abandoned you.
>>37691282
Are you mad you typed all of that wall of text and I didn't read it? I'd be mad bro.
>>37691290
Yes, you would be mad.
>>37691179
Literally who
I'd marry her.
While she isn't top tier attractive she is really cute, has great business sense, disciplined, and is just top end personality. All surmounting to a 10/10
>>37691179
Yes, she's total breeding material.
>hips
>height
>qt3.14
10/10 would have 6-8 children with.
>>37687266
I'd let her give me a rimjob if she brushed her teeth first and used mouthwash. Probably wouldn't fuck her unless I was super hammered and she wore a ski mask.
>>37691309
Autist Abigail.
An anonymous /fit/ autist who has a youtube channel she just started.
She's always on /fit/ shitposting.
She's a wide-hipped amazon with social anxiety, a giant for a brother, and a manlet boyfriend.
>>37691413
Boyfriend?!!?
>>37691463
Yes. Boyfriend.
He sticks his manlet dick in all of her holes and blows his manlet load.
Is that enough info for you?
>>37691179
Yes
>pic related
>>37691179
>>37691575
Nah I'm good. Thanks though.
>>37691606
I have bad news for you
>>>/lgbt/
>>37691575
Holy shit those hips. Are there any more of her?
>>37691651
I got standards. You can have my scraps that I don't want. Stay thirsty my friend.
>>37691654
she bulked too hard but is fixing it
>>37691662
pff whatever faggot, that is the lamest shit I've ever heard. I'm a goddam animal I eat shit off the floor I'll fuck your grandma and your mother three times in a row
>>37691662
>I got standards.
*tips*
>>37691654
Literally search batsinthebarbell
>>37691721
I'm not complaining, I want to see more
>>37691789
She has been anonymous on this board for years. I've seen her post in CBT but didn't save any pictures.
>>37691662
>standards
Kek
That's why you white bois dying out
Step aside for the master race
Even yo arian godess tay-tay be loven the nigga dick now
>>37691789
I looked at her youtube, but couldn't find anything on the same level as that
>>37691831
This is her.
>>37691831
Because she's a shy autist still out of touch with her public sexuality. She hasnt turned into another instagram gymhoe yet.
Yet.
>>37691886
Sadly she still wont show off her ass.
And if she has, no one saved it
>>37691886
i'd fuck the shit outta that knock-kneed goofball
>>37691886
Bout time to cut tubby.
>>37691927
Kek
She was bulking faggot
>>37691129
No, no one has any idea what you mean you fucking virgin
>>37690989
>>37691606
>posting these same lines over and over
You must go back
>>>/b/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/r/eddit
>>37691974
Oh, my mistake. I meant I wanted to have sex with her, to clarify.
>>37691105
Kill this meme im turned off by her
>>37692014
Nah I'm good. Thanks though.
>>37687266
I met her at whole foods once
She literally smelled like dried spit, piss, some type of aging vomit, unwashed shirt, week old underwear, rancid cat carcass and seriously bad BO
So yes, I'd fuck that stinky bitch
>>37692165
>I met her at whole foods once
Sure you did buddy
>>37692165
Same. I saw her at a grocery store one time. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask him for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen chicken breasts packages in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “M'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bags and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>37692165
>>37692347
>copypasta
You spent all this time typing that faggot?
does she still stream oldschool rs?
>>37692447
>copypasta
>typing
Hello summerdyel.
>>37692459
>implying it isnt fresh, forced copypasta memeatry
>>37691269
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>>37691886
well ughm, enjoy. But you're right, looking at this it's much more than bodyfat.
>>37692537
huh?
>>37687266
Her face is disgusting.
>>37692537
Its ok bro, doubt you're tall enough to service a lass like that properly anyways
>>37692587
Yeah she'd get the brownbag special.
(Urban dicitonary reference for anyone who doesn't know that a brownbag special is: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=brown%20bag%20special)
>>37692587
t. jealous fat woman
>>37692670
Sorry, Meg. You'd be hot if you got a nose job. And a boob job. And lost 20 lb.
>>37692587
It's funny because it's the only thing on her that resembles a woman
>>37692670
>>37693829
Stay thirsty my friends.
>>37687266
Cunt, the real question is "Could you?"
I'd fuck any female as long as she is 18, doesn't smell and isn't mongoloid ugly.
I have fuck all standards.
My friends are like, why did you fuck that ugly chick bro?
Yet they have not had sex in weeks.
>>37693957
>not having standards
I mean if you want to get your dick wet, why not?
Sure to all mentiomed
>>37687266
id stick it in her ass why not
>>37691886
I want to make her my GF, I want to spoon with her in a couch watching a bad movie, I want to press my hard dick against her ass, kissing her neck. She turns around and tells me ''I love you anon'' and kisses me. Im wearing just a pair of shorts, nothing underneath. Shes wearing the same stuff as in the picture.
My cock is rock solid, she pulls down my shorts, i push her panties to the side and enter her. She moans while i fuck her missionary, she whispers ''i love you anon, you are my life, make me pregnant'' I groan and shoot a missve load inside her, we kiss for a long time. Our mouths part and our eyes lock, we dont need to say anything, our love is so pure. I caress her amazing hips, my dick still being inside her, knowing she is mine, that she loves me and that she will never leave me.
Our life consists of lifting, cooking and having tender sex.
>>37697872
Lol cute. Go watch her channel brah. She would make a horrible mom tbqh but she seems caring.
>>37687266
wow, did she hop on gear?
>>37687278
SOMEBODY GET THIS HOTHEAD OUT OF HERE
>>37691518
A little too much.
>>37697894
You're one click away from beastiality porn and that's too much for you?
>>37697878
She would make the perfect GF, she seems nerdy af, is into lifting and sees to be pretty smart + dem hips mah man. Would let her ride me all night long, would NEVER use protection fucking her and always finish inside her.
>>37697926
I here you there breh, she has a ton of perks with her personality as far as we know but you gotta understand we dont really know her for sure. I've grilled her ass for a ton of info before and she's revealed she has some emotional issues being cold and distant sometimes. That's on the bi-polar side and can suck when you really need her support. Hell she could leave you over it.
You would need to be HER rock imo, never the other way around.
Also it seems like her family is A1 to her so she would be one of those girls who would never move away. You couldnt ever travel the world with her.
As for starting a family im not even sure. Your sons would be confused because their early impression of women comes from their mother first. Your daughters may be better off but have difficulties later on in adolessence.
Other than that she has a great personality for a girl imo, very refreshingly different from any girl ive seen. Maybe there's more girls like her who you cant even notice because they're too autismo to even talk to you with out spazzing out. Hope Bats inspires them to try. But our luck the first one they'll throw themselves at is Chad. As it always is.
Y-you too
>>37698034
Post face faggot.
If want pussy, i'll ask for it.
>>37697982
I would love to have a shy nerdy GF. If you are a man, being the rock shoudnt be a problem. I guess you give and take in a relationship, but I think the man should be the primary anchor. I often find the girls who dont talk or have trouble making eye contant to be arrogant and a little condescending, but perhaps they are just autismo and dont have the guts to make smalltalk. They are hard af making contact with, and you tire real quick when you get zero response.
I'll just have to pray i meet someone like batsinthebarbell and can make her mine.
>>37698076
Say hi to her you idiot, she showed you her cat ;/
Bats stop being a fag and post your face too
>>37698034
Hi bats, I think you are amazing and I want you in my life.
>>37698111
dont leave me hanging senpai bat, please respond please be my gf
>>37688794
This
Would pick most grills that aren't fat over her.
BUT
I haven't had seggs in so long I'm 1/6th of the way to wizard status again . If it isn't fat, has a giner and pays me even mild attention I'm going for it
>>37698076
You DO NOT want a "shy nerdy gf". I've had them (one was beautiful) and they're always more trouble than they're worth. Confidence and self-esteem issues out the arse, no capacity for independence, jealous streaks the size of Norway. Avoid them.
>>37698150
Anon has a point. They're dangerous too.
>>37691218
So in your analogy
>Fucking fat chix = starter job?
>>37698139
Hi. I'm an obeast with no social skills. Beware!
>>37698150
Iv had GFs who seemed quite normal fuck me over big time. Given the choise between a ''normal'' shallow instagramposting girl, and a nerdy shy girl the answer for me is quite simple. I'll go for the nerd every day in the week. All girls are crazy and suffer from the problems you just described, no matter if they are shy/nerdy or not. I would rather have a nerdy one who shares my interests then a shallow stupid one whos main interests in life is ''hanging with friends''
>>37698218
Marry me.
>>37698159
When did you last experience a woman's touch?
>>37698218
The fuck is an obeast?
>>37698295
Fat desu
>>37698304
Kek if thats fat then holy shit call me Ahab because i be huntin' whales
>>37691216
>Big arms
Yeah ok
>>37698218
I dont give af, one day I will find a girl like you and make her mine. I would contact you via youtube, but since im from scandinavia the distance would be too much of a problem, I want to meet the girl im interested in, not just skyper her and text.
Know that im thinkin bout you bby, that i dont want to hurtin bby girl i watched your videos pretending you were my GF, stay safe senpai bat.
>>37698360
Damn dude, now if only you could do that in person with a real female.
>>37698360
You will make it bby!
>>37688684
Lol, the thumbnails for like her last 10 vids have been shots of her ass in a thong.
>>37698589
post pics
>>37698645
Go to YouTube you lazy faggot.
>>37698759
Nah I'm good. Thanks though.
>>37698826
This stupid ass repeated shit. I'm going to fuck up this meme every chance i get.
>>37698840
Are you mad bro? I'd be mad bro.
