>Want girlfriend
>Fap
>Don't want girlfriend
>>37678970
same here. Well used to be. Now I fap only due to boredom, not because horney.
>want to have sex with gf
>fap
>have a difficult time getting hard for gf
>keep going soft
>get into rhythm but dick sorta numb
>gf already came and getting impatient with me for not cumming
>end up not being able to cum inside girlfriend
>girlfriend falls asleep
>fap
>>37679461
You dont like her man, find another woman (or man)
> fap thinking about friend
> cum
> realize shes actualyl quite ugly
>on my path to a good life
>fap
>on my path to a bad life
stop fapping.
>on the verge of calling an escort or attending a massage parlor
>fap
>realize how much I would have regretted it
>>37679502
This. Send her my way I'll pick up where you failed
>>37679461
>gf already came
of course
>want gf
>fap
>want gf more since I could be banging her instead of my hand
Make it stop
>>37679461
>my gf told me she came even though she fell asleep with me inside her
>>37678970
>Want girlfriend
>Fap
>Want boyfriend
>Fuck someone's gf
>later when using her laptop I find out her bf visits boards.4chan.org/fit/
>tfw I don't even lift, I just like shitposting here
>>37678970
>have gf
>fuck her
>don't want gf
>>37680061
>tfw never do cardio
>tfw banging gf round 2
>sacrilege amounts of sweat dripping from forehead
>literally drops of sweat hitting her face
>hfw she turns on the lights and notice
>>37679522
>Go to massage parlor
>Fugg
>Regret but also disgusted by any female
Lasts a few days before I'm back to wallowing in tfwnogf
>fuck girl
>cum
>No longer want anything to do with her
>>37679461
Happened the first time with my current gf. Just means you need to cut back on dat deathgrip.
>>37680312
>Fucking at a massage parlor
How?
I thought it was handjobs at most.
What about those hugs Anon
Hugs are pretty damn nice
>>37680047
>blissful state
>>37679516
>don't fap
>dick shrivels up
>head gets dry
>thinner when hard, smaller when soft
>fap
>juicy looking and thick
>head is moist
>full mast erections
>wanna fuck all the time
Nofap is meemz
>fap
>fap
>fap.
>have fwb
>soft, tight pussy
>feels like im fucking soft wet silk
>she cums easy, cums alot
>takes less than 2 mins with a just one finger
>cuddle, kiss, say ILoveYou's
>go back to our partners
>have gf
>rough, loose pussy
>feels like im fucking sandpaper
>takes forever for her to cum, 30 mins minimum, no matter the foreplay
>uses that fucking Wand on herself to get off
>never cuddle lovingly after sex
>>37680171
W-wait are girls not into this?
My gf said she liked it. Do I need to do cardio if I sweat a lot during sex /fit/?
>be outgoing because horny
>fap
>i now am a recluse
>>37680594
Then for you, nofap is not a meme anon.
>>37678970
>Think I want a girlfriend
>Finally get one in bed
>As soon as I nut I want her to go home so I can play video games
>>37680601
>being outgoing is objectively good
I'm not so sure...
>>37680681
Well I took that as you wanting to be outgoing. If you don't then by all means touch your dick as much as you want.
>fap 5 times per day
>fuck my GF 3 times per day
Dat test bruh
>think about ex-gf
>fap to ex-gf
>realize she will never want you back
>>37680862
this makes me sad
>have gf
>5 year anniversary tonight
Meh
>flirt with qt3.14 chinese astrophysicist student
>fap
>want her to sit on my face
I can't wait to go to China.
>>37680496
Why are you with your partner?
>Want GF
>Workout
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M37HHf099oM
>do no fap
>realize it doesn't matter because I'm ugly and mentally ill
>become homocidal
>fap
>become suicidal
>>37681240
Idk tbqh
Because i like the security of a gf maybe
>>37678970
>>Want boyfriend
>>Fap
>>Want boyfriend to cuddle with even more
>wake up alone as i have for the last 26 years
>imagine i have a cute boyfriend to cuddle with
i'm so lonely and isolated, i need to get away from here and leave my emotional baggage behind me
>>37678970
>discovered nofap
>eventually discovered how to have multiple male orgasms
>get into Scandinavian Semen Reabsorption
>no longer feel any need for a gf
>have transcended these primitive impulses
>>37678970
Truer words were never spoken. We're kind of messed up as a species.
Suggest a legit Tinder bio for me
No memes pls
I'm a black guy in college trying to maximize my time while I take classes in a Southern city this summer
>>37680325
Fampai gets it.
>>37681340
Why don't u get a bf. It's not hard
>>37681346
>Scandinavian Semen Reabsorption
What?
>>37679461
are you me? except i fapped like 6 hours before
>>37681346
>Scandinavian Semen Reabsorption
you must explain
How to get rock solid boners anons?
Was banging my gf last night and my dick was at like 90% the whole time until I came
how to fix
pls respond :c
>>37681353
stay away from white women and maybe I'll give you some pointers
>want to fap
>fap
>want to die
>>37681353
Just be like "I'll bet you a chipotle bowl with guac that I can make sure you never go back"
>>37681569
Verbally kekked
>>37681522
Stop being a fag
>>37681522
Since you're gay you could prob just pull up pics of some cocks on your phone to look at or something.
>>37681589
>>37681592
But im not gay
>>37680496
>uses that fucking Wand on herself to get off
kek
>>37678970
>want gf
>fap
>still want gf because still alone
>>37679006
I fap as a way to mentally sustain myself. Kinda like a prescribed daily dosage. Just to keep the feels in check
>>37678970
>gf on her rag
>fap
>4 more days to go
>>37681340
>when you forget your trip is on
>>37679522
>go to asian massage parlor
>during table shower the girl starts playing with my dick
>then during massage she gets on top and starts fingering my asshole
>she does it for like 10 minutes
>cum buckets
am I gay brehs?
>>37681324
I feel you bruh
>>37680171
>>37680555
the girl im with is super into the sweat. mid sex she wrapped her legs around my ass and brought me in to lick the sweat off of my face
shit was hot as fuck both literally and figuratively.
>>37678970
>never had a gf
>never kissed a girl
>hugged girls but only in middle schools
>no girl has wanted to hug me since 9th grade
I just want to hug. I remember it always felt really good but only lasted a few seconds. I just want a long hug from a qt girl.
I dont understand what happened. Girls would always ask me to hug them but after 9th grade it stopped.
>>37681684
>prostate stimulation
no, perfectly normal. the orgasm is much better.
>fucking girl from behind
>she splits her ass and vagoo
>take a whiff
>lose boner
>>37681522
Goooooooogle it
>>37681716
licking the sweat off my ex's armpits was one of the hardest and turned on I've ever been. Fucking love sweat
>>37678970
that feel
>want to suck dick
>fap
>don't want to suck dick
>>37681743
if it makes you feel any better, EVERY girl wants to hug once theyre out of high school
>Fucked a girl at a ball tournament last weekend. Was kinda wasted when we fucked.
>All week thought about how nice it might be to have someone around again.
>went for drinks and pool last night
>Fucked her again
>This time basically sober
>it was alright but something was off
>bailed on her tonight
>might not see her again
>might try again, not sure at this point
I'm like a dog chasing cars, as soon as i get one, I don't know what to do with it. Gonna just keep losing weight, it's helped my odds so far.
Wh
>>37681812
>want to taste cum
>bend mouth under penis
>about to cum
>lose interest
>still force yourself to cum
>cum in your mouth
>>37678970
hey me too, I'm so conflicted. I figure that I will always be horny so a gf would be nice overall.
Besides girl friend material needs to be friend material, not just girl. This way after you jizz, you won't mind hanging out with her.
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>>37680642
Japan really needs to deliver.
>hungry
>eat
>not hungry anymore
What's your point op?
>>37680496
degenerate fuck
>>37680890
Yeah, me too, man. The key for me is to look forward and recognize all the opportunities and events still to come. No sense fretting over something that didn't work out and you can't change.
My nigga, same. sometimes I crave strange and fuck some sluts then just record it to jerk it later, sluts love getting taped
If you fap with anything more than a picture and imagination you're doing it wrong.
>>37680496
I know that feel, bro. FWB would get close then push away because she was just out of a relationship and didn't want to "jump right back in."
GF let me hit it raw every time, which made up for looseness and fact that she wasn't as hot as FWB.
>>37681822
Im in college now. Still girls dont hug me.
>>37682021
do you initiate?
My roomate just got cuffed so I have no one to play wingman anymore I'm too strong minded that to be dating these whores
>>37682024
No. I dont usually talk to girls.
Lately some freshman approached me and i guided her somewhere but no hug or anything.
>>37682116
well start fucking talking and make some friends. Friends lead to hugs and better. People don't usually just randomly hug each other when they just met
>>37682146
I dont think i can do that.
>>37682170
Just fucking do it already or you'll never learn
>>37682186
Im a manlet. Either way ill never learn.
>>37681830
The best one is
Get ready to cum, get into position, cum on face and into mouth, instantly realize what a horrid thing you've done and how gross this is, finish and take a shower reflecting on what actions lead you to this point in your life.
>>37682242
should have rubbed it into your skin and tasted some
nourishment
>fucking girl i took home
>"you can do anything you want to me"
>think to myself but i dont want to
>mfw
>>37681353
well first things first, how autistic and/or fat are you?
>fucking some chick I met 6 hours ago
>drunk as shit
>go soft inside her
>pretend to pass out
>she leaves in the morning
>shower and reflect on how little of a man I am
>>37682374
Less drunk and you'll be golden.
>>37682374
Iktf except I questioned if I was straight for a month
>constantly depressed
>feels like a loser
>never had a gf ever
>fap to forget about the pain
>find a good JOI milf porn
>cum buckets
>feels good
>turn computer off
>good feels slowly go away as I go to bed
>lay in bed feel like a pathetic loser
Shits been like this for years. I don't jerk off too often, but when I do those bad feels come back stronger.
I need a gf
I hope you guys all get gfs in the next week so you know that it isn't all that great.
It's annoying, especially if you've been alone for a long time
I'm 24 now, was a virgin until I was 23, got a gf last year and stayed with her for about 1.5 months and got bored with the dynamic
Haven't looked back or tried to get a gf anymore
>>37682374
>>37682401
Alcohol kills boners.
>>37678970
I get this way with a slutty married milf I work with. we sext, she sends tons of photos, I bust, then I have zero interest, basically regret it and lie about how I have to go or something. been doing this to her once a week for like a year.
>>37679461
either it's a condom problem or you don't find her sexually appealing anymore.
>>37682884
condoms are indeed the biggest boner killer
jesus
>Have gf for 3 years
>Break up with her
>Now i have all the time in the world to workout like a madman
>Made mad swimming gains
>>37679513
Fapping is the ultimate head clearer. If any girl isn't attractive immediately after you cum, she is below your standards.
>>37682927
Fapping is the ultimate spirit depleter
>>37682927
Tfw Miranda Kerr is below my standards then
>tfw 20 y/o kissless virgin and lose virginity yesterday to random tinder girl
>spend all day watching teen romance coming of age movies
(perks of being a wallflower,
the spectacular now, etc)
>tfw will never experience teenage love and lose my take my qt gf's virginity
why live
>>37683147
Be happy, teen romances in most cases always end and are a mix between immature behavior and constant fucking do to hormones, But it do happen that the couple stays together, But that shit is rare, Relationships are best experienced when both are adults
>>37679461
She was faking it anon.
Bet your ass she is fucking a real man in a couple days.
>>37683147
its waaaaaay overrated, anyway. to anyone on the outside (including yourself a few years later) its just two kids acting like little immature retards while fucking constantly.
>Want girlfriend
>Buy luxury escort
>Don't want girlfriend
>>37681353
stay away from white women nigger
>want gf
>nofap
>pursue creative ventures
>indulge in gaining knowledge
>break PRs
>crush the skulls of my enemies
>don't edge to shota porn for 3 hours a day
it's a great feeling
i want a fwb so bad because im a hyper-horny 18 y/o virgin but also super emotional cos im a girl.
please tell me the truth anon, is there a guy who will fuck me until i drown in cum and cuddle for hours afterwards?
i dont think they exist
>>37683289
actually from someone who was on the inside the only true part was >fucking constantly, there was relatively little retardation (we met when i was 16 and she was 15 though the fact that she wasn't a vapid whore and i wasn't a pussy-hungry clingy needy permavirgin might have helped).
now happily married lol
>>37683518
oh and looking back i wouldn't have had it any other way. it definitely ISN'T over rated though i understand degrading teenage love is a way for the virgins to cope with the melancholy of -what could have been- and so forth
>>37683518
>>37683530
wew lad. youre not the only one that fucked your oneitis in highschool. theres a reason so few highschool couples stay together past a few months, let alone get married and even even fewer manage to not divorce in a short time. "young love" is rarely love at all. its just two immature kids who are discovering what its like to be in a relationship. youre an outlier at best and in for a rude awakening at worst.
>>37683580
this
thinking youve found your partner for life in your teens, early 20s is just outright insane
>>37680076
fucking kek
>>37683580
we've been married for 6 years
>>37683592
i am aware of that
>>37683493
Z A G R E B
A
G
R
E
B??
>>37683493
A N T A L Y A
N
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A
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Y
A
>>37683669
then congratulations. assuming she never decides to up and leave you for literally any reason, you may have beaten the odds. but for the vast majority of people, young love falls somewhere between an emotionally damaging experience and a pleasant waste of time.
>want to do something with my life
>fap
>motivations and reasons to bother noticeably fade
>fap again
>literally don't care anymore
I really should do noporn. nofap makes no sense, but noporn is really all i need, I think. I fap once a day, usually, sometimes skip a day.
>gf
>women
>ever
>Ready to be productive
>Do a bit of work
>Decide to take a break and fap
>End up watching porn and fapping for an hour
>Noticeably less motivated and productive after fapping
>End up fapping again later that day
Fuck brahs
>>37681569
you too?
>>37683713
>Had sex with gf 3 times
>Haven't came in her yet but had her orgasm 7 tunes now times
I fucking hate wearing a rubber
>faking orgasm
key to bad relationship
>>37682684
Nah you need to love yourself
>>37683830
Only thing I miss about my ex, not even cus she was hot or anything but the fucking effect I had on her.
I miss making a woman cum with passion.
>>37683925
Seconded.
My ex used to cum like crazy, soaked my damn sheets.
>>37683703
i completely agree and i do hope that what we have with each other will last
>>37683990
She was also a Virgin, honestly taking a virginity feels amazing.
I am glad I'm not with her because toxic relationship, but damn do I wish I kept contact for that sweet loving
>>37678970
It's cause your body wants to reproduce, and when you fap you subconsciously tricked yourself into thinking you just had sex.
>>37682724
It doesn't for me. Just takes forever to cum. Sometimes I fall asleep before I do.
>>37684026
>tfw 26 year old gay virgin
I'm moving to a non English speaking country, will the language barrier help hide my autismo?
>>37681684
A literally woman did that to you, how are you gay?
>>37683729
Cut porn out of your life, watching porn for an hour isn't helping you.
>>37682884
>
>anymore
or never did in the first place.
i'm continuously amazed by the sheer amount of people in denial with their partner.
>>37681827
>I'm like a dog chasing cars, as soon as i get one, I don't know what to do with it.
>le edgy facepaintmanmeme
>>37682684
Xev is godtier though so you have great taste
she has even made an/r9k/ tendies and good boy points video
>>37683691
Antalya burda, sikiyim mi seni
>>3768371
That bottom right post.
So do I write all the different emotions on a dice then roll then react with whatever comes up?
Chill with 8 japanese chicks on tropical island in a dream house. Browse fucking fit
>>37682217
Simple, kys. Oh and make sure not to shoot anybody else on your way out fgt
It's your unadulterated mind telling you the true value of women.
>>37678970
>That pic
>having CCM bag with Bauer sticks
>implying you even /hoc/
>>37683147
I lost and took my/her virginity, I really don't love her though, so there's that. It's nice to have someone that you know cares about you, but I think this is the best outcome, I could only be disappointed by the girls I really "love because I projected too much shit onto them and most of them were boring shallow sluts.
>>37685447
Also sex when you know she came and you can just pound until climax is a fucking great feeling, way better than fapping(unless you found some new fetish and you cum buckets for the first 3 times)
>>37683877
>Nah you need to love yourself
How do I achieve this?
>>37678970
>want to fap
>start lifting
>don't want to fap anymore
>>37680030
I have extremely long lasting power during intercourse, but I think thats due to watching weird porn and fapping too much. I struggle to get off unless it's weird stuff.
>>37683687
>>37683691
i beg ur pardon
>>37685509
Step 1: Get a pump
Step 2: Find mirror with good lighting
>>37678970
I saw a white boi today with his native asian girlfriend
The girlfriend was pulling him around by his shirt collar whilst trying to find the best lighting for a selfie and treating him like a literal object
The white boi looked so unhappy but I guess that asian tight native pussy must be worth it
>>37685547
>Step 1: Get a pump
what's that?
>>37681848
>hungry
>not thirsty
you fucked up
>bring over fat girl for her weed
>get high and eat
>start messing around
>straddles over her head fucking her mouth
>all the food and work putting in, I can feel a fart coming
>keep cheeks clenched close and keep making her suck dick
>can't hold it, fart on her chest
>she leaves
>>37685565
>/fit/
>>37681770
>be virgin
>fuck a prostitute for the first time
>catch a whiff of her pussy
It almost turned me gay until one of my bros told me girls are usually disgusting like that while he was stroking my dick for jokes.
>>37681972
Honestly some people just don't have the imagination. they need to fap too.
Hell, sometimes I can't be bothered so I just find a video of some slut getting pounded and do a half-assed self insert.
>>37683493
NORFOLK
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F
O
L
K
>>37683493
GOLD COAST
>>37685688
>mfw live in Norfolk
>>37684132
yes. people speaking poor english sound silly, but you assume they aren't autistic and that its just the language barrier. You may also seem exotic and interesting to the local gays. I know this because my gay friend told me he got hit on all the time when he travelled, way more than in the local clubs.
>>37685753
we're probably related desu
>>37685753
Norfolk /fit/izens report in.
kik: kai_whiteblade
skype: [email protected]
>>37678970
>want gf
>fap
>still want gf because what I crave is love, affection and acceptance.
I'm so lonely
>>37685688
>>37685753
>>37685783
FUCK OFF YA FUCKEN POMS
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
>>37683493
C A I R N S ?
A
I
N
S
?
>>37685783
>>37685768
Actually there's more than one Norfolk which one do you live in?
>>37680325
this is me with literally every girl i've been with. feel kind of like a dick
>>37681522
Cardio
Stretch
Kegels
Jelqs
Romantica
Narcism
>>37685807
the one in britbongistan
>>37685824
>Jelqs
Why are you trying to break anons penis?
>>37685783
>>37685688
>>37685753
hey,me2!
>>37685848
>>37685836
LOL I live in the nigger infested one in Virginia USA
>Fap to normal porn
>Feel bad
>Fap to vanilla doujin of my waifu
>Feel great, wish I could cuddle with her after
That's how you know it's real. The only time I don't feel like a piece of shit after masturbating is when it's pure vanilla of my waifu.
>>37685794
NO BOATS CUNT
>>37685783
kai is the most autistic name ever senpai not even joking every kai ive known has been exceeding the autismal levels
>>37685979
how does it feel knowing your 'waifu' got drilled by kraft?
>>37686071
Feels good honestly.
Within the story they're perfect for each-other. One of the things that drew me to the show originally was how similar I am to Kraft. I studied economics and I think pretty similarly.
I look forward to a VR future where I can be with her.
>>37686126
Atleast you know your dreams. dont let anyone ever tell you u are weird
>>37686176
Never brah.
I lift as a fun hobby and to stay alive long enough to see real matrix style VR. Holo is my ideal girl why bother with cheap 3D knock-offs?
>>37678970
Well now you know what having a girlfriend is like after the sex. Congrats
>>37686196
Every day i am becoming more accepting of the idea of robots or virtual waifus
Women are dropping potential for being a mother at an extraordinary rate. its not long before the value of a womens vagina is near nothing as you can reproduce through robotics means
>>37686213
Hey man, humanity has improved literally everything about our environment throughout history. Women are just next on the chopping block. If they can't offer more than what we can imagine we don't need them. If an author can write a more compelling girl than actually exists in real life what does that say about "real" women. Now some people will say "that's because it's an idealization" and I say yeah it is. We think up ideal forms for things and then invent them. We though up better ways to make food better ways to make buildings this is the next step.
>>37683147
>27 y/o
>still a kissless virgin
>still don't give a fuck and wont waste sex on subpar bitches
3 more years and I get my supernatural powers
>>37686283
That's it brah.
In the meantime look up lucid dreaming. It helps.
>>37678970
>want bf to cuddle and pound his boipucci
>fap
>"I'm lucky the gun locker is shut tight"
>>37683493
That's a bf, not a fwb.
>>37682927
>>37683138
Maybe it really is.
>>37687157
Is he 5'5?
>>37687168
As a manlet I won't answer this.
>>37679461
Are you above 30?
I do that all the time but it at least gets diamonds once again.
>>37680496
I feel like the 2 things youre doing are connected anaon..
>>37686283
UMMM sir you might just want to have sex. Its kind of fun.
> NOPE NOT DANCING! EVEN THOUGH IT'D BE FUN NOPE! ILL CALL ALL THE WOMEN AROUND ME WHORES JUST TO MAKE IT EASIER. its kind of fucked up with that attitude you could be kissless virg until 45 and then after that you might die with it for developing socially awkward...
>be me, single for years
>fucked new girl like 6 times already
>both with and without rubber
>can't finish
>no fap + zinc
>cant finish
>get really close
>cant finish
WHAT DO
I mean, albeit shes rly inexperienced and is rly silent in bed, maybe that has something to do with it?
>>37687465
what's your fetish?
>edge every day instead of fap every day
it just works
>thinking blue balls is not a good thing
>>37687634
bunch of stuff
I enjoy the sex, I even used to fap to pornstars she kinda reminds me of, no problem to getting off to normal stuff, just that years of deathgrip wank are not letting me cum, i think.
>>37687706
>porn
there's your problem
>Realize I cum relatively fast with gf
>Start fapping to densensitize dink before getting frisky
>Also take L-Arginine to go multiple rounds
>None shall be the wiser
Though I'm not able to blow huge loads like she wants
>>37679461
>gf has gained over 6 pounds since we started dating
>prefer faping to porn all week
>be forced to have sex with her on the weekends
>always hit from behind so I don't have to see her directly
I fear a day will come when I can't get it up
>>37687756
it was before we were dating
How long of nofap and noporn until i can cum normally?
>tfw no hgf
>>37687791
Start edging instead of fapping: fap but just don't ejaculate.
>>37687818
ive tried it one day, didnt help. Need to stay consistent, right, /fit/ ?
>>37680061
Damn im happy i never had an issue like this.
>>37687840
how old are you
>>37680496
>being in an open relationship
Kill yourself.
>start fapping
>30 minutes and 20 tabs later
>on local escort pages with dick in hand just mindlessly scrolling
>end up cumming at some point during the day
>wasted so much time, feel like a guilty motherfucker
>>37682884
>>37682905
Jesus condoms suck.
>>37687791
When I had delayed ejaculation it took about 2 to 3 weeks of not fapping to be able to come normally when having sex from behind; then another couple weeks of only intercourse every couple days before I could come in other positions. Another month after that before a decent blowjob could do it.
>>37687855
21, shes 19, was virgin before me
>>37687791
Just quit fapping for like a couple of days, Trust me dude im deep into porn addiction and i have a quite nice relationship. once you find a balance between fapping and sex everything will be fine
>>37687905
>>37687874
thanks, I hope it will pass
>>37687921
Also if sex feels dull, ask her if she wants to try new stuff (just dont go all in and ask her to shit on your chest while you are suspended in chains wearing diapers, slow wins the race) and she might want to try something that you enjoy. (anal is a gate way to more stuff)
>>37687966
man, everything is new stuff to her. I had to literally teach her any basic position, not to mention sucking dick(didnt teach, just guided what do)
>>37688013
So you are where i was 2 years ago, It's gonna be fine since she will become more confident, Even the most pure girl has desires. Like i said anal is a gate way, Just dont fuck shit up and go in dry, then she will remember the pain and never do it again. But seriously ask her, and she will probably say "hurr dont know :DDD) or come up with something lame, But just do that shit and then escalate from there.
>>37688046
ill stick to convenient holes for now, relationship too fresh for kinky anal shit, gotta take it slow, might separate with her in couple months too, depends on her decision making so,,
>>37686033
>>37688084
Well if it's doomed don't bother invest time in sex, Shit takes time and energy, How long have you been together if i may ask
>>37688116
2 months, she might move to different town and I wont bother doing this shit longdistance....See, 2 months with virgin a bit ealry for whips and suspended shitplay
>>37678970
>Want girlfriend
You don't want a girlfriend. You just want to bust a nut. In other words, you're horny.
>>37688131
Well then don't bother with anything until later, But still keep my advice until later. You are doing the right thing tho, Long distance is retarded.
Also if you are like me, You sure as shit can't keep your hands of you dick because of boredom, So hang with her for like 2 days and you will "reset" your wang.
>>37688193
thanks man. Its not decided if she will go to other town or not but its up to her.
Wanked out of boredom, yes, all me
>>37678970
where to find more pics like this
>>37681827
You're chasing shitty cars and I know that feel.
Go after some 8/10 girls man
>>37678970
this is me, except I have a gf and I want her to go away as soon as I cum. Also, my apartment is nice and not like a shitty college bachelor's apartment. Buy good furniture.
>>37688580
>want her to go away as soon as I cum
Every time I fuck a girl, I swear
>>37683691
lanet olası abaza anon
>>37681830
at least you didnt dislocate your jaw while doing it.
n.n.n...not that this happened to me or so, baka
>>37687868
>open relationship
>implying
Oh sweet summer
>>37683797
Different guys matter, 10.42 miles of dick is A LOT outside of relationships but nothing at all in one
I did the math here and I put at least 40 miles of dick in my ex gf
>break up with gf a year ago
>go to the bars
>never leave with anyone
>just go to casino, throw away money, get obliterated drunk
>repeat every week while killing my gains
Life is hard.
>>37685442
>be me
>grow up in Southwestern US desert wanting to play hockey.
> There is hockey or ice rinks anywhere close to my town, so I am not able to play. :,(
>>37689538
Fucking hell. I meant "there is no".
>>37683439
>edge to shota porn for 3 hours a day
At least I'm not the only one.
>>37687672
If you edge to porn, prepare for a near eternal mindfucking
25 and coming to the realization that i'm going to die alone if I stay in this reality. Which is why once Virtual Reality becomes good enough i'm leaving everything behind, including friends and family. Once another life can be fully simulated i'm bailing on this stupid fucking life.
>>37689744
Can't wait 2bh
>>37685442
My bags ccm and all my sticks are bauer. Gotta have that backstrom curve ya feel
it doesn't even fucking matter
I fap every few days just to alleviate the hatred for this world
>be beta manlet virgin
>somehow coax woman into my bed
>it's finally time
>get horrible handie & blowie
>dig dem fingers into her womanslit
>this combined with sloppy kissing and her large weight just fucking ontop of me goes on for 3 hours
>sleep
>wake up early because can't sleep as good
>still laying on me
>stays for 4 hours in the fucking morning
>look at hands at some point and see fluff and dirt underneath my nails
>never call her again
>throw up next day
>having sex but dick is 50% hard
>girl is not too attractive but I've fapped to worse
>eventually stop fucking and apologize tell her its the alcohol
>wake up in the morning and try again, 75% hard but manage to cum.
I've never had sex while drunk before, is this a common occurence? Also i've just been less interested with women as I grow older and more focused on work. Am I low test or just gay?
>>37683493
Just fap you filthy whore
>>37680171
>gf into sweat
>banging her on the sofa
>shes licking my shoulders and neck
>turn her around and start fucking pronebone on the carpet
>shes licking my sweat from the sofa
>cat has sporotrichosis and sneezed where she licked
>forgot to tell her
>too late to tell her
>days later she had a mild sore throat
>6 months wo kissing or bj because she still taking itraconazole
>>37690126
Its depends if you are nervous, because alcohol will only gets you less shy, not more self confident.
Try cocaine
>>37690642
You done goofed fucker
>>37690642
>>gf into sweat
>>shes licking my sweat from the sofa
