>tfw no pair of jeans will fit me from squatting too much
>>37675636
I can't even fit the pen in my slacks pocket my legs are so huge. My job requires me to wear a suit (financial advisor/earn lots of money especially for my age) and I just keep my Mont Blanc Etoile Ballpoint Pen in my coat pocket.
T-thanks SS.
>>37675707
Dreams of a dyel
>and people talk shit on others for not doing leg day
Master slim jean master race, Making pussy wet everywhere i go.
>>37675636
My legs are literally logs, they've been classified as a preserved wonder of nature. When I squat I squat the gym. My legs are so big that it's unhealthy, which incidentally stopped the whole HAES movement. I tried legpressing once, broke the machine after I loaded the whole squatrack onto it. I train legs so hard that Sweden invaded Norway just to stop me, Finland cheered for me. When I frontsquat my quads touch my face. When you look up the word legs in the dictionary I come and steal your dictionary and proceed to use it for box-squats. Your parents divorced because your mother saw my legs. My legs have an absolute hardness of 11 on the Mohs scale. I train legs so hard that I had to steal MC hammers wardrobe. Whenever I squat everyone at the gym just give up and leave, because they’ll never get legs like mine. My squats are so deep that I dent the floor. I train legs so hard that I front squat and back squat at the same time. My legs are so powerful that I can’t get out of chairs like a normal person, I always end up jumping. I train legs so hard that I grew a barbell on my back.
>>37675636
>>37676903
(cont'd 2/2) Honestly, the best thing I could have ever done for my love life, personality, and wardrobe was to give up squatting. I could squat five plates, ass-to-grass, with a pause. This was before we had terms for this sort of thing, but alone in that dark basement listening to angry metal and hitting those numbers, I felt like the fedora-tipping Le Narwhal Bacon Squat King of the interwebs, because the first fucking thing I did after the workout was get online and brag about it. I was fat, unhealthy, and had severe gastrointestinal problems due to overeating and GOMAD to fuel the squat growth. I lost a fiancee because of it. I had to buy stupid looking baggy pants. Only later did I realize I need to cut this out. A few years later and I could barely squat 300 lbs. I was a size 31 jeans with a ripped body, and was having three-ways with local college chicks and dizzy cocktail waitresses regularly. As I plowed one from behind while she licked the other girl's asshole, I thought to myself how I could have been doing this before, but instead I chose to endure untold pain in a dingy basement alone and make myself fat just so I could post some meaningless numbers online to impress a few equally pathetic neckbeards. In the gym now, I bench almost double bodyweight but my squat is probably pathetic. And I don't really give a shit. I look so much better now.
>>37675636
>>tfw no pair of jeans will fit me from squatting too much
there are, you just need to find them. and when you do you'll look great.
How do you guys buy jeans? I outgrew most my jeans and I need new ones but the thigh part is too tight and below the knee too wide
>>37676945
This
>>37676921
"the best thing I could have ever done for my love life, personality, and wardrobe was to give up squatting"
damn, dude. that hit home hard. where my /recovering squatters/ at???
>>37675636
Buy jeans that have 2% spandex in them. Look like jeans with the flexibility of leggings. Amazing.
Levi's 541s. Best jean ive ownedMade for squat legs and Booty's and still tapered to look good, spandex etc. Thank me later fggts
>>37677380
I've tried them. My legs won't fit.
>>37675636
How much do you squat in order for pants to not fit?
>>37677608
more than u bitch
>>37677634
Are you just avoiding answering the question because you squat bitch weights and people that squat more than you are able to fit normal pants just fine?
>>37677788
guarantee i squat more than u bitch
>>37677113
Basically, American Eagle Flex series and levis that have "performance" label on them.
>>37677809
It will be educational then, if you squat a higher weight than me then I'll have something to look out for.
>>37677809
ok Fats Mc.Ass-cheese
>>37677858
i do bitch
>>37677865
not fat u bitch
Go buy some levi 541 jeans. Trust me
>>37675636
>>37677872
I reckon 90% of the people in these threads have quads within the normal range, it's just they can't fit into skinny jeans anymore, or want ass hugging contour jeans.
>Don't lie. It's the 2nd one for every one of you, me included. No point working hard if you don't get people hard, no homo.
>>37677898
Those won't fit me. I've tried.
>>37677916
Legit bought a pair of khakis because they hug my ass so well, next day when I wore them had grills (and a few gays) mirin
>>37675636
>not wanting your jeans to hug your ass tight
that's cute buddy
>>37678527
No like they will rip if I try to put them on.
there are online stores where you put in your measurements and get tailor made shit for pretty much the same price as levis
>>37677872
Shut up underage fat bitch.nobody cares how little you squat.i guarantee it bitch.
>>37677872
FAT ass "powerlifter"
541 Levi's athletic fit
>tfw my legs have started rubbing each other while walking
>>37675636
Buy jeans made with 2-10% elastane.
Easy.
>>37675636
So morbidly obese guys can find jeans that fit and you can't?
>>37678736
For me, hips fit, thighs don't...
>>37678830
Bullshit.
>>37678734
What pair of jeans are those?
>>37678910
You'll understand once you graduate from babyweights.
>>37678642
>>37678657
>>37678910
Found the dyels.
>>37678933
look's like wrangler is would say.
>>37679414
Found the fat bitch.
>>37679477
I'm 200 lbs lean summertwink.
>>37675636
try shopping for women's jeans. i suggested that to my boyfriend, and he surprisingly found a perfect fit in some venezias.
>>37679487
Sure you are.
Cardio kills gains right tubby?
>ITT:morons who have never heard of a tailor
>>37679453
Nah wranglers have a W logo. I just don't know what brand that is. I want jeans like that (really tight) to attract men. No homo.
>>37679510
I also run half marathons. Keep projecting though, it's cute to think of how red your face is turning. kek
>not working out at home, bare naked
LITERALLY never going to make it
>>37679609
>Not running sub 2:30:00 marathons.
wear sweats or go bespoke
>>37675636
sure they will, I bet you have hardly looked
look for slim tapered, or straight tapered.
>>37679728
>Not wearing tight jeans to show off glutes.
>Never going to make it
>>37679545
What kind of thighs do you have?
If you have skinny thighs, you can go for super skinny jeans.
If not, go for slim fit, stretchy ones and tailor them near your calves and ass if you want them to be tighter.
>>37679728
>Walmart brand biker sweats
>wanabee Raf velcros
>feet on table because no manners
Disgusting
>>37679761
those are Balmain you slave, and the shoes are Prada, which has be around much long than memelord Simmons
fuck off back to /fag/
>>37679728
Biker sweatpants are cancer.
>>37678713
Stoped squating for a month because of this.
I am not squating again until i am at 8%bf
>>37679768
>Balmain
>fell for the kardashian meme
toplel
>>37679775
What is your bodyfat at?
Get bodyglide from target to stop chafing
>>37679748
I have fitted jeans. Despite their strength, my legs aren't very bulky.
>>37679781
who?
Balmain has been around for ages m8
>>37679808
Did you order the shoes online?
Also, how much do you squat?
>>37679768
>Balmain you slave,
Balmain is a Kanye new slaves tier brand lol.
>Prada
Oh I'm sorry didn't know you were a woman.
Also
>implying /fa/ doesn't just buy fake Rick Owens sneakers on aliexpress
This guy squats 300kg and fits into decent looking pants.
have you ever considered that you're just a fatass, op?
>>37679838
i squat more
>>37679834
Yeah I don't think SLP has any retailers in America
I haven't squatted in a while because back problems, but my 1RM was 385 @ 145lbs.
My deadlift is much better, but that's more back strength than anything.
>>37679808
don't pop your collar like that
>>37679609
I run multiple full marathons.
Fuck off cuck.
>>37679846
Is this you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvkZuG-CFjI
>>37679837
I don't pay attention to what other people buy/wear m8. I've been doing this long enough that I know my own tastes and don't need to copy someone else's. I think Kanye's style is atrocious, for what it's worth. The collaboration of French and Italian luxury houses and ghetto American culture has really been a bad deal for the world of fashion. Stuff like Givenchy and Versace is just so hideous today, and it's all from bending over backwards to please the dindu customer.
>>37679864
sry m8 it won't happen again
>>37679857
What the crap? How tall are you? Your weight and bodyfat percentage?
>>37675636
>tfw have to be fit for quads instead of waist now
>went up two sizes in jeans and had to change my shirts
t-tthanks
>>37679884
Yeah it sucks but at the end of the day they're businesses and need to sell products. Fwiw I don't actually have anything against Prada and Balmain I was just trying to rustle you
>>37679905
I am 5' 9", advanced manlet.
I've slimmed down to 142 lbs.
Body fat probably around 5-8%, I swim and bike a lot these days.
>>37679874
I'm leaner than that dyel.
>>37679768
>those are Balmain
I'll never understand people blowing 500$ on a pair of plain black cotton sweatpants, just because the tag says Balmain or whatever.
There's no superb craftsmanship, designer innovation or superior quality hiding behind a pair of plain sweatpants to justify the price tag.
The reason why you have problems finding fitting jeans is because you are fat, not because your legs are oh-so-super-muscular. You don't get giant overdeveloped legs from a few years of lifting, at least not if you're natural. I mean hell, look at some of the people in natural bodybuilding competitions. They're legs are still relatively normal-sized
>>37679920
they can do it without making tacky garbage for chimps and new money chinese kids. they just don't want to. it's easier to slap a medusa head or an alligator print on something and sell it
>>37679970
they are the nicest sweats I've owned. maybe the price isn't justified, but who cares? I like my Lulu sweats just as much, and they're dirt cheap
if you don't like it, don't buy it
>>37679781
>>37679837
>>37679970
Stop embarrassing yourselves
>>37679973
*their
fucking autocorrect
>>37679961
Is it just the angle or do you just look dyel? With the stats you posted, I would've thought you would look bigger.
>>37680044
I'm about as bulky as 142 pounds can be at a normal height
bulk ≠ strength
>>37680044
>>37680044
this dude doesn't look very strong either
>>37680109
I thought mayweather doesn't lift.
Do you have any stats that are online? I cant find any.
>>37675636
Levis 541's
You're welcome
>>37680120
what do you mean online stats? I don't post my lifts on youtube, nobody gives a shit what I lift
At 145 lbs I was able to do the following lifts
Squat: 385
Bench: 255
Dead: 460
OHP: lolno
all of those lifts are weaker now because I've shed about 5lbs of muscle which is a lot for me
I got tired of lifting. It's boring and repetitive. When I was still in school I would lift with friends. Now everyone is fat and/or too busy. So it got old.
>>37680152
I meant for mayweather. Nice stats tho.
How long have you been lifting and routine?
>>37680140
I've tried they make it past my calves but never can get them past my juicy quads from squatting so much.
Jnco masterrace. Dyels need not apply.
>>37680187
I don't think Mayweather lifts either, certainly not heavy stuff. Maybe some kettelbell shit. He needs muscle endurance more than brute strength.
I've been lifting for about 10 years. Routine is pretty much whatever I feel like doing. Usually a push day and a pull day, with a third day for miscellaneous stuff. 60% free weights, 40% machines.
I always hated fixed routines. I'm an impatient person and filling out workout cards is just too tedious. They're great for beginners. All the girls I train have cards and I'm constantly badgering them to fill the cards out. It builds good work ethic.
I have a few weird exercises I do, like resistance band pull-ups.
>>37680218
Yeah I doubt it, he looks dyel af.
>>37680218
You only workout 3 days of the week? Also, what are workout cards?
>>37680251
I only lift 3 days a week. I workout usually 5 times a week, either swimming or biking.
A workout card is just a piece of paper that helps you keep track of your lifts over time. Example from google.
Our weight room coach had us use them to build good lifting habits and keep ourselves organized.
>>37680281
damn mirin.
r8 h8 mine
Didn't want to make a new thread for this. I can't do a squat without my heels rising unless I widen my stance and angle my feet as such. Is this bad form or is it ok?? Also don't make fun of my body senpai I'm trying to work on it..
>>37680384
Do low bar squat pham
>>37680384
Work on mobility or buy olympic shoes and do both
>>37676903
I don't think you understand what "literally" means. Lmao
>>37680412
>>37680452
Thanks!
So a wide stance isn't acceptable? I'm starting stronglifts.
>>37680541
Put a 10 lb plate under your heel until you have the proper mobility. Just google "third world squat" and stay in that position for as long as possible to help your mobility.
