Full disclosure. I'm a Grill. First of all, this is my first time on /fit/. I was wondering how I can get my boyfriend to look like this on my birthday? The king of /fit/ is my #1 wish.
>>37675079
read the sticky
tell him to read the sticky
no pucci untill he starts working out
sex only on workout days
'tis a wonderful thing to see
>>37675328
This nigga knows what's good
Also, no girls on the internet rule, so tits or gtfo
>>37675079
You want him to look like a DYEL twink.
Just why
>summerfag filter: the thread
tell him not to not get a haircut and do do very minimal exercise. cardio and light lifting
>>37675328
Fuggg, I really like the sound of that.
>>37675422
>your boyfriend starts working out
>gets ripped
>realizes his girlfriend was a controlling cunt all along
>he also realizes that metal is for children so actually acquires taste
>starts fucking supermodels
>forgets he even had a girlfriend
>>37675079
If your boyfriend wasn't as ugly as he is, he wouldn't be with you. Don't change him or you'll have no boyfriend. Don't fuck yourself over out of vanity.
>Full disclosure. I'm a man pretending to be a girl.
Holy fuck, I've never seen so much summer in a thread
>>37675497
>>37675490
>tfw OP was a guy pretending to be a girl so /fit/ could help him look like Mike Patton (lol)
>>37675503
you're fucking stupid if you think underage kids wait until school is over to log on to 4chan.
>le summer!
>le reddit XD
>le nurmies XDDD
kill yourself
>>37675368
Mike Patton could bench three times his body weight when he was 24.. Learn to read and go back to /b/
>>37675627
that does not look like the body of someone who can bench 3 times his bodyweight. Unless you have any evidence of this nobody is going to believe you.
and yeah I already tried searching the only "mike patton bench press" video I found was of a black guy, and he was benching 225lbs, and the guy wasn't 75lbs
>>37675627
Absolutely rekt
Sick thread OP, congrats
>>37675490
>>37675368
Only a radical MENTAL transformation will allow you to make a fantastic PHYSICAL transformation like Big Mike, the natty king of /fit/.
