Getting a haircut soon...
WHat haircut would chad get?
>>37672068
Something nice, like you
undercut, aka the "hitler youth"
shave head
women love a shaved head
(use a electric trimmer, not a razor)
A buzzcut is the only CHAD haircut.
>>37672099
>>37672101
My forehead is fucking huge
Get something along the lines of this.
It's good for keeping your hair out of your face when achieving mind-blowing 670lb deadlifts
>>37672101
buzzcut with a electric trimmer. DO NOT USE A RAZOR. YOU'LL LOOK LIKE AN AUTIST IF YOU RAZOR IT OFF.
Just buzzcut without a guard on the trimmer is the most aesthetic. Women go wet for it. Trust.
>>37672113
Part your hair and become a priest
>>37672143
LEL
>>37672113
So do I and I have curly hair too. I'm probably going bald as well but my hairline has always been high and widow-peaked so what do I know.
I remember a girl saying at a party
>I like your curly hair
And I replied
>thanks, I grew it myself
And puked canadian club all over her shoes
We did not bang
go to /fa
read the sticky, figure out what face shape you have, find a hair general. look for photos of someone with similar hair to yourself (texture etc.), find a cut you like, show the photo to your barber
>>37672068
U N D E R C U T
>>37672221
My hairs curly and auburn...I have a high widow peak too...
>>37672099
I shaved my head and people tell me they like my "haircut" lol
>>37672221
This story sound familiar, did you post it on fit before?
Refresher pls
>>37672068
I just posted to /fa/ like someone suggested...These people think overalls an converse look good
CHAD lets his LUSCIOUS hair GROW OUT while you STYLE to cover your BALDING
>>37672377
My hair doesnt grow down it grows out like a bush
This
Chad would get the "8 slice" cut
Pshhh.. Nothing Personal.......kid
>>37674243
Personnel*
>Do you even pasta brah?
Chad gets something like this
>>37675932
forgot pic
Chad would just get a haircut and not put any thought into it.
>>37672068
I used to have mine curly medium length at the top, short sides and back, kinda like what you see that /fa/ guy in the comics, except curly
I got compliments on it all the time, which is weird because I have never in my life got compliemnts on my hair, I didn't even think people said shit like that to strangers
But I think I overused product on it because I can't do it anymore
>>37675951
He would get the correct haircut though
>>37675938
>>37675944
This is accurate
Cut your hair yourself
Youll fuck it up the first time
but the next time it will get better
imagine sculpting your body and your hair
>>37672068
JUST haircut would suit you best, uncle brother. Trust me, I'm a barber.
>>37675987
what do i tell the barber when he asks me what kinda cut i want?
>>37676013
JUST
>>37676022
FUCK
>>37676037
'S SHIT
>>37676037
Disgraceful
>>37676075
he's a cuck, what did you expect...
>>37672068
N-nani!
>>37672118
this is the worst possible haircut anyone could ever have
>>37675954
i love that type of haircut, wish i could pull it off myself
Get an alpha haircut like pic related
Something that suits his FACE, FRAME, HEIGHT.
>>37675954
pics?
>>37672396
The fuck is wrong with the neck
>>37677375
hehe xd
>>37677375
fact: this only looks good if you have a nice shaped skull, good tan, and a full head of hair
fact: most people who get the buzzcut are baldlets who have no other choice than look like old cancer patients
Literally buy a hair clippers for $40
start with number 8, trim up the side and dont follow the contour of your head when it starts to round towards the top
try and keep shit looking like will smiths square ass haircut in fresh prince.
do this some more as you work your way down to a shorter size. once you get to about 3 there should be an angled clipper, make the long side up and the short part down. run that bitch around your entire head. just not on the part of your head thats round.
then take the shortest guide and start from the bottom of your hair and trim up to where that taper left off on the short side.
After that youll have a decent fade. and if you fuck it up it grows back.
as for the top just keep grabbing hair and pull it up and trim parts off with the clippers to shorten the longer hair.
It wont look perfect but its better than paying money to someone who will jack it up anyway.
Pic related it's me. It's a bit jacked but I can only get better at it
>>37678055
Hey thats not bad, but your neck is small, which makes you look beta asf. Do more neck bridges fagit.
>>37678113
im actually a hungry skeleton, I just started lifting 1 month ago. one day ill make it famalam.
thanks for the recommendation. ill ad them to the shit routine I have.
>>37678055
How do you trim the top, with scissors? I recently cut my hair but the top was way too long. I took a 1 inch clipper to it and it was way too short. I don't think I have the capacity to do it with scissors so I was considering buying a 2-inch clipper guard
>>37678055
Do you even lift?
>>37678143
you know how hair cutters pinch hair between thier fingers and trim whats sticking out?
Just do that but cut with a clippers because its easier than being accurate with a scissors.
Just go ham. and keep grabbing. like just make sure you have the same amount sticking out each time per zone. so I leave the very front the longest, so when i do that area, theres maybe a 1/4 sticking out bewtween my fingers
towards the middle back, cute a bit more.
and at the back i make sure im trimming more length
You just have to be aware of the space between your fingers and scalp is consistent. otherwise youll just keep cutting donwn and down.
To help this. start in the middle of a zone. once you make that first trim. grab old hair(stuff that was just trimmed) with the new hair and it will be very apparent where you need to stop sliding your fingers up the hair to trim the new stuff?
I hope this rambling makes sense
>>37672118
SLAAAAAAAAAMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
>tfw curly, wooly hair that looks retarded if I do anything other than let my bed do the styling
>>37678152
I just started a month ago
I used to be super skinny, I'm happy to be seeing results though. Even if they aren't huge it keeps me going
>>37672068
>>37678200
Have you tried using a regular clipper guard for longer (#8 is 1 inch I believe, but amazon has a 2-inch guard for sale for $8). I just don't know how effective that will be
>>37678231
I wouldnt recommend it, because what makes it look awkward is the identical length across the entire top.
Do what i said but take a little off. like 1/8 just to practice. worst case you fuck it up and just use the 1inch across the whole thing and deal with it for another month.
Just go slow and cut many times. it almost self evens out.
>>37678055
This would save me a lot of money in the long run, but I don't think you're really good at it yet. There's some swole chink on youtube that does great self haircuts. I wonder how long did he practice.
>>37678135
Neck gets bigger with compound movements (deadlift, OHP, etc), so you don't necessary have to isolate.
>>37678256
yeah they are boss hoss, the can control the fuck out of those buzzers and keep shit even. I watched a few of those vids and thats why ive been trying to cut my own hair. I have horrrrriiibllleee cowlicks, and the barber always fucks them up. So i figured why pay money to fuck my hair up when i can fuck it up for free?
>>37672068
"Chad" would be allowed to choose among the Kim Jong-Un approved hairstyles
>>37678218
I advise you to get rid of those glasses, you look way better without them.
I cut my own hair, bought my own clipper last month.
Just 2nd guard my sides and im good.
>>37678287
yup, i hate them. But i wore contacts for weeks straight and developed a sort of allergy to them
one day ill an hero so it will be ok
>>37678218
fuck off you didn't start a month ago
>>37677941
I can't seem to find any, as I've only had that hair for a few months
but it was similar to pic related except shorter on the sider and more curly, and I have black hair
>>37678343
*shorter on the sides
basically a curly hitler youth
>>37678339
yes i did, im a 5'9" manlet, and that pic is from immediately after working out.
>>37677375
mulatto are really the ugliest
>>37672068
>>37678944
loool
buzzcut, 3/8 to 1/4 on the sides and back and 1/2 on the top. looks good and clean, especially if youre muscular and have a defined face with low body fat.
>>37678055
Don't do neck bridges, you'll fuck your shit up.
Keep it short and stylish i'd say. Trust me, am /cm/
>>37678055
qt desu
>>37678944
>>37678993
Can you give a pic example? I usually get a 1/8(#1) all around, and I go to the barber 2-3 weeks for a haircut.
Also, how often do you get a haircut?
