>New gymbrah
>Agree to do legday together today
>He wants to squat
>Its too good to be true...
>And it was, he squats 1.5pl8 for 3 sets of 5
WHY
H
Y
Off to find a new workout partner i guess
>>37664738
Lifting too heavy for you? It's ok bruh, you'll get there one day
>>37664738
Jealousy is an ugly feeling.
>>37664738
you sound like an insecure retard
>>37664738
Everybody starts somewhere.
>>37664911
kek!!! almost roasted me there!
>>37664957
same as above
>>37664962
Wouldnt i be making a thread about how bad i feel for not finding g someone as weak as me if i was insecure?
>>37664979
fuck off
>>37664738
I don't get it, what's the problem here?
>>37664738
You've seriously got to be one of the biggest faggots I've seen on here. I'm glad you're dropping your gymbro, he won't be subjected to what a monstrous cocksucker you are.
>>37665068
OP wants someone equally strong as him so they can have shower bearsex after each workout im guessing.
>>37665074
This.
I dont get it, whats the problem with wanting a gymbro more or less the same strength as me?
>>37665346
How does him lifting as much as you going to help you in any way?
>>37665363
We can push eachother, no way a weaklet with sub 2pl8 for 5 reps can yell at me if i am about to give up, and we wont have to keep reloading the bar because he is such a weak fuck.
And jesus christ i dont even know what he benches yet, based on his weak squat though i can only assume he's a curlbro retard with a bench more or less the same as his bench.
>>37665394
More or less the same as his squat*
How did you even get a gymbro in the first place? You sound unbearable
>>37665422
Why? because i dislike undedicated people?
>>37664738
That's where I started too, fuck of homo.
>>37665394
It's called motivation whoever it's coming from. Sounds like you just want a bigger guy that can dominate in the gym and in the showers.
>>37664738
you just sound like a dick
>>37665575
Why?
>>37664738
>been working out solo for three years
>lots of people in the gym talk to me and I can always find a spot if I need one so I don't really care
>it's 'P' day on my PHUL routine
>dudebro asks to workout with me
>what's the worst that can happen?
>weaker than me on every lift
>doesn't listen to advice on form
>asks to be my workout partner
>sure, tomorrow is a leg day
>dudebro skips gym to play basketball instead
>shows up for 'U' day
>wants to modify the routine to basically just be a bunch of calisthenic shit
>add some calisthenic stuff to the end of the day so he'll shut up
>total waste of time, but it leaves him exhausted
>next week he brings in a friend
>friend thinks we're maxing out bench at lmao1plaet
>friend is actually pretty chill and receptive of advice
>never see friend again
>tfw I'd rather be working out alone but too nice to tell dudbro otherwise
>tfw both of them look better than I do but struggle to keep up with me
>>37665634
Sounds like your "friend" has chronic fuckarounditis
>>37664738
Summer fags out pls
>>37665634
Gymbros not necessary. Idk why you'd get one unless you were both on the same routine. Don't compromise your own goals cause they don't follow through. Draining them gains
>>37665656
Not a part of the greentext, but the part actually bothers me more is that he's always going on and on about how strong he used to be.
>anon, let's do OHP
>claims he used to OHP 185 lbs
>tell him that's extremely strong and impressive
>add in after some pretty exhausting benching, so I don't expect to do too well
>time to do THE PRESS
>warmup with 45 lbs, 95 lbs, 115 lbs
>put on 135 lbs
>dudebro fails immediately
>press 135 for a set of 8
>dudebro thinks I'm trying to show off
>dudebro never wants to OHP again
>>37665709
Fortunately he's moving in a month and he only shows up for my upper body days (and leaves mid-routine). It's not as bad as I'm making it out to be.
>>37665454
>he isn't squatting add much as I am
>obviously it's because he isn't dedicated, no other possible factors here
>>37665743
Fucking lmao, id call him out on that
>>37665634
the thought of asking someone if he wants to start working out together regulary after one exercise blows my mind.
>>37665394
If I can have a girl for gym partner, who makes me focus and push myself to the limit then you can do the same with a guy you fucking idiot.
>>37665454
He said HOW you inbred fuck. Learn to read.
>>37665765
nice autism
>>37665772
>>37665772
Jesus christ... you learn to read first pal, he said i sound unbearable and i asked "Why?"
You fucking idiot
>workout partners
I really really really dislike working out with another person. To me, lifting is a solo experience where I get to listen to music, relieve some stress, and think about things
>>37665454
you're one insufferable cunt...
>>37665033
No need to be a bitchass nigga
>>37665780
Oh sorry. I just thought you already knew you were a cunt.
>>37665771
>Tfw fit girls doing squats in front of you.
>Instant motivation. Instant erection gains.
Can we turn this into a gym bro thread?
>just starting out
>SL in neighbors rack for a month watching their house
>join a gym an old college buddy goes to
>everyone is super nice
>college gym bro friend benches 2pl8 sets of 5
>I'm not even at 1pl8 on squat
>he motivates me
>shows me good form
>other friendly gym people help because I'm friendly and already in with a regular
>making constant progress
>gym is small enough to where we can shoot the shit between sets but still do different routines
Feels good man.
lmao @ all these weaklets fearing the same rejection that the faggot in OPs post had to face.
>>37665817
>Not getting satisfaction from guiding young grasshopper
Let's make this a high test thread
>>37665834
Of course he doesn't. Deep down he's an insecure piece of shit.
>I could help them, but what if they eventually start lifting more than me?!?!
>>37665909
I'll take two, please.
High t
Agreed
>>37665074
This.
Plus kys.
>>37666000
Ffffffffffff.....
Ghetto ass bitches
>>37665759
This
Well wait, I do see where OP is coming from desu.
Then again, I am gay irl
>>37665773
I think the real autism would be asking a dude to train you after benching with him once, faggot