Last one hit 300. Let's keep it going.
This one never gets old
>>37664211
looks like a claw from some sort of monster from Dragons Dogma
It is possible to have a BMI of 160 apparently
capped from last thread.
>only eat food once a month
>ONE MEAL, FIVE CHINS
>>37664256
why that fat guy look like the world record blob from nitro circus
>>37664254
What's this secret bulking technique? I want to bulk for free too.
>>37664310
they're eating their own.
>>37664254
>but if you don't eat you can gain weight
>>37664254
>if you dont eat you will gain weight
>>37664368
>you belong to the same species as this creature
>>37664386
this is truly a wonderful world in which we have outsourced the responsibility of FPS documentation to the fatties themselves
>implying she didnt actually threaten the cashier
>>37664348
To maintain balance this obeast has to continuously lean slightly backwards. Try doing that for a few minutes. I wonder what the posture deformity and skeleton stress looks like.
>>37664268
I know this is supposed to be fat hate thread, but damn son, this makes me sad.
>>37664169
>>37664386
>pastaccini
I looked it up, they look cute. Still wouldn't eat 12 of them.
>>37664242
Honestly, I'd rather have front fat than back fat
Love handles are gross
>>37664549
Those are hardly "bite size" as she claims
>>37664394
What's the problem? I believe if you starve yourself your body slows down the metabolism quite a bit, you know, to make sure you don't fucking die. Eventually you are going to eat again but now with a slowed metabolism. Your body starts storing more fat than usual for energy as it doesn't know when it might get more again.
>>37664328
Christ I already have a headache and that just made it worse
>>37664245
>>37664169
>more whole than thin people
yes you are- two whole people more.
>>37664591
It does slow your metabolism, it doesn't create more fat out of thin air.
>>37664229
What I never got about this image before it was pointed out to me is that it's not just a ligament/tendon tear, the mother fucking femur is busted and impacting itself. That's two bones turned into three, THE HEAD OF HER GODDAMNDED FEMUR SNAPPED OFF AND THE REST OF THE BONE WENT SOUTH IN THE LEG BECAUSE OF HER FUCKING WEIGHT AND SHE'S 13
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
so much mental illness, glad these lard golems will prob never reproduce and pass on their shit genes
>>37664254
She has one meal a month but it starts on the 1st and ends on the 31st.
>>37664549
Italian restaurant in my town only offers a variety of these on their desert menu.
They are about half the size of a normal desert.
She basically ordered 6 fucking deserts.
Imagine sitting in a nice resturant while some fat fuck orders and then devours six fucking deserts like its a completely normal thing to do.
>>37664632
Wow. It's almost as if you didn't read the last sentence of my post.
>>37664242
oh
my
FUCK
>>37664284
I don't think those events ever happened. Unless the poster is like 500+
>>37664656
It's almost as if you didn't read the original post from the image. This isn't about eating after starving, it's about starving. And you don't gain weight by starving yourself.
>>37664252
S/P MVC = status post motor vehicle collision
>>37664337
The idea is there, but the ad only implies this for the first week, which is likely true because if you are fat enough to want to pay for a weight loss program, you'll drop a shitload of water weight in that first week.
>>37664682
>diet: mostly anything
more like everything
>>37664256
I get everything else, but what the fuck is terminal extubation?
>>37664556
why the hell did "16 piece dinnerware" make me laugh the most out of anything in this image
Its good to get kids into training young
>>37664682
>Full figured
More full then thirty gallons of milk trying to fit in a fucking thimble.
>>37664731
>I get everything else, but what the fuck is terminal extubation
it means they are withdrawing the mechanical ventilation, the terminal part means they don't expect the patient to survive, so basically it's the medical term for pulling the plug
>>37664556
The vaginal jew strikes again.
>>37664256
>broke her hip
>they're pulling the plug
just like a racehorse
>>37664386
Lol
>>goes into cafe/bakery
>>orders half the fucking menu
>>gets asked when are friends getting there to help eat all this shit
>>gets all HAES passive agressive on the waiter just trying to help them out (fatties dont count being passive aggressive to others as rude or insulting if they have made them consious of their fat fuck status, which happens multiple times daily)
>>waiter snipes back at them
>>loose their their fucking shit, get thrown out of the place and then cries because no cake that day
>>gives up on lifes dream of baking for a living becasue she'd rather stay fat and just avoid anything that makes her feel bad about it
>>37664731
It means he was "unplugged" from his machine and left to die.
>>37664549
I would maybe eat 3 of them, and I have a huge sweet tooth.
I actually ate two desserts yesterday and still was on cut goal (1200.) Dessert > dinner. You can totally pig out on sweets and not be fat.
>>37664752
That torso is indistinguishable from the tubby guys posting "do I have gyno?"
>>37664549
We can share them Anon
>>37664556
>16 PIECE DINNERWARE
>>37664268
When I see shit like this I can't help but be sad. Fuck man she was basically brainwashed her entire life into thinking there is nothing she can do. It's like that Socrates quote, she didn't even live
>>37664310
>getting pissed off about not being a victim anymore
they're not even trying to hide it anymore
>>37664855
Fatty considers trotting around on a horse to be exercise?
>>37664886
Techniques like posting and hard riding can leave you with a sore ass, thighs, and lower abdominal muscles, and it can be fairly mentally taxing after riding for several hours
t. someone who rides horses pretty frequently
that being said, if you're fat, you definitely shouldn't be posting / riding hard. You'll kill the poor horsie.
>>37664386
Lel. Based cashier.
>>37664752
>fat with small tits
how unlucky can one be? also is her belly resting on that guy's head?
>>37664731
>>37664775
>>37664824
ho...holy shit
that's so fucking sad
>>37664731
i appreciate the spite in this picture but holy fuck that's a lot of money to spend on chocolate
If thin privelege is true, doesn't that mean that auschwitz survivors were priveleged as fuark?
>>37664766
I love how he basically got paid to stay skinny so Subway could show him as a "success story," and still gained weight. What a retard, if some corporation was paying me millions of dollars to not be a fat fuck I would try pretty hard not to be a fat fuck.
>>37664925
>tfw some white cis male shitlord forces you to do cardio and kills your gains
>>37664766
what a chilling image, anon
>>37664925
this better be fake, why would anyone even wanna be fat
>>37664981
Its from a subway comercial
>>37664910
OH BOO FUCKING HOO YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT
>TRIGGERED
>>37664828
Top fucling kek
>>37665001
>only a size 14
>>37664969
The whole time reading this I thought of /fit/, just replace fat with muscle.
>Some DYEL riding the bus with cushions stuffed under a tanktop, calling himself transwole.
>>37664752
Steve-o laughing at the fatlard
>>37664752
>fags actually taking pictures of it
>>37664909
I know this really qt 3.14 petite girl with a great ass because she frequently rides horses
she isn't muscular or fat in any way so she's just your regular skinny girl but with a great ass
>>37664224
10/10 vidya taste my nigga
>>37664955
It's good to know that their relationship is based on mutual respect and love.
>>37664235
Holy fuck did tipping over nearly kill her? Is she dead?
>>37664284
>Thinks her struggles compare to that of people or color or disabled people
Bitch can become skinny colored people and disabled people are always going to be that
Fucking cunt
>>37664549
>12 of these
Wew lad
>>37664348
High test
>>37664169
Fat free milk just adds more carbs. A quick google search would tell them this. Then again if they weren't stupid they would be fat.
>>37665183
Seeing as so many of them try to push their "gender is a social construct" shit, this seems perfect.
>>37664556
alcohol causing gains
>>37664368
These people should be put in labor camps to make food for the poor
>fatties get thin
>Poor get some food
>>37665183
This invisibility shit. What? I've seen this said by many other fat women as well, that they became "invisible" to people when they got fat and it's horrible. People didn't smile at them, they didn't pay attention to them, the cashier won't bother looking them in the eyes, stuff like that.
This sounds very r9k (or whatever board hates women), but is this supposed to be normal for women? I remember, people used to do that to me too. They didn't stop when I got fat, they stopped when I hit puberty. Do women live with the same or similar level of people liking and coddling them as children?
How does it feel being a shitty person, /fit/?
>>37664254
I bet she thinks all the soda she drinks doesn't count.
>>37665338
Feels less shit than being a fatty
>>37665212
Don't forget manlets.
;_;
>>37665253
>within the first 14 mins
the show is only 20 to 21 minutes long
>>37664549
There are a lot of sweet desserts that are eaten as an 'assortment' in Europe. By this we usually mean 2 or 3, or 5 at the very most if it is something like bonbons.
That fat cow ordered enough for 4 people.
>>37664386
Based bakery
Wouldorderbreadfrom/10
>>37664348
Looks like a penis
>>37665183
>>37665331
>>37665335
Save for an occasional mire this is basically life as a guy... Usually people ignore you unless you reach out to them. Just me?
>>37664549
>All that sugar
Im glad i hate anything sweet and sugar makes me feel like throwing up
>>37664640
Lmao
>The simpsons used to be good
https://youtu.be/jSJQEl5vcAo
>>37665449
>throws chicken broth on me (I'm Vegan)
kek
>>37665253
It was like the second joke. That's not 14 minutes in, fattard.
It was also a good joke.
>>37664337
This fucking triggers me.
YOU LOSE THE FIRST 5 LBS THROUGH FUCKING LOSS OF WATER!
>>37664752
>>37665449
Seems legit.
I had to stop reading pictures posted in this thread. I literally got too mad.
Thanks in advance for the mad gainz I'm gonna get tomorrow because of how mad I am at this thread.
>>37664752
it sits on his head... fucking lol.
>>37665544
post the awoo one
>>37665376
Yeah and manlets too :(
>tfw 5'7
>5'10 gf left me for 6ft euro chad
>At least getting shredded is easy
>>37664254
This.. She can't possibly believe the bullshit coming out of her mouth.
This woman literally hates her life and how she can't shit like a normal person, yet still doesn't have enough motivation to lose weight. She uses her disgusting situation to garner pity.
>>37664402
More motivated to leave humanity behind
>>37665461
Being a guy no one gives a shit anon
> rainy day slip and fall into a huge ditch
> rocks fuck me up pretty bad
>Thin rain jacket is now full of holes
> bleeding all over
>Drag my sorry ass back up to the trail
>start limping back to aprtment that is
5-6Km away
> people along the trail and back in the streets ignore the bleeding and limping man
> get back to apt
> roomates look up and say looks like you had a rough walk they go back to watching tv
> get fever the next morning lay in bed with no food
Yeah shit sucks
I have a problem with fat girl.
So, I met this girl, shes nice and all, we've been on like 4 dates, so things are progressing rather slow but for a good reason.
Shes rather big. I mean, shes not obese, shes more like overweight.
How do I tell her that its not healthy and that she should take care of herself a bit.
I'm running every other day and I asked her if she would like to run with me and she was cool about it but she said she could only run at night so no1 could see her. Even tho she was cool about it I kinda felt like she was hurt about it.
Anyway, how do I help her be healthier?
>>37665338
jesus i thought these "people's" lack of self control was their problem, but now i realise that their real problem is that they're rotten to the core, they aren't human no more
why aren't there skinny people stories threads? i mean there are jokes about skeltals doing next level stuff at your gym but that's about it.
>>37664981
>Frequently bought together
>>37665449
totally happened/10
>>37664254
>I don't eat I only eat maybe once a month cause I hate food
That must be why she liquidises all four of her large meat lovers pizzas every day, so she can drink them instead of eating...
>>37665635
for every skelly complaing about genetics/bodytype/metabolism and 'i cant gain weight while I ate a whole pizza slice today ;-;' there's 100+ landwhales doing the same, just replace 'gain' with 'loss'
>>37664981
fucking hell, it's not even regular trash food, it's an actual big bucket of nutella, lard, DOUBLE stuffed orea and a 16 value pack of poptarts.
>>37665621
Some people just can't comprehend the concept of self improvement, they can't be proactive.
>>37665631
invite her over for diner (nothing like a date or anything, just invite some other friends as well) and cook really nice, nutricious low fat food, try getting her into cooking, home made food is usually less fattening and healthier than takeout. after she has picked up on her new hobby, share your best, healthiest recipes with her.
>>37664647
kek
>>37665686
This is actually very good idea. Thanks.
>>37665670
it's not like they eat a bucket of lard right? RIGHT?
>>37664967
to any idiot willing to believe the shit spewn from the septic tanks that preach thin privelege, yes.
>>37664855
The limit on most horses are about 110 kg, When a person sits the weight is so centered it can hurt the animal, Packing is another thing since you distribute the weight more, pulling however is fine, Shit you could have a cart full of fatties and the horse would be fine, Since some are bread to pull fucking cannons.
My GF is very into horseback riding, no homo
This thread is motivation for a fat shit like myself to continue trying to stop being a fat shit.
>>37665338
>transfat
>phantom fat
What is this? W-what is this???!!!
>>37665696
That depends where they live. I live where schmalz (lard) is a pretty traditional food. I've never touched the stuff because it's super gross and it skeeves me out, but it's something people just spread on toast, or use it as a base for a spread.
>>37664855
>I'm sure there are horses around that can carry much more than that
What makes her so sure of that?
>>37664299
PUREBLINDFATE
>>37665721
Its like when you are a child and pretend to be a velociraptor or T-REX but more retarded since you are now an adult and should know better
Also raptors > fatties
>>37665727
oh so like butter? doesn't sound so bad, i had the mental image of someone emptying it with a spoon or something
>>37665631
I think Bill Burr had the best advice. He essentially said to take her on a ton of picnics that require a very long hike to get to the picnic place.
>>37665224
This is out of place. He's just doing nerdy cosplay shit because he enjoys it, there's no harm in that.
>>37665749
like butter but even more calorie dense
Do you guys ever wonder if these blogs just parody themselves nowadays? It's all just so unbelievable.
Will it ever go away, /fit/?
>>37665631
Buy her a stationary bike or rowing machine.
Or buy two cheapo stationary bikes and watch Netflix together while peddling
>>37664981
>by Linda Bacon
You can't make this shit up.
>>37665795
the HAES tumblr shit are the most extreme examples, if you look at current obesity rates there's simply a lot of fucking fatties, most aren't very happy with themselves and would want to lose weight... but not if you have to do any effort for it
so they still deserve it, but aren't spouting thin privilege bullshit
>>37664731
Fuck, I think it might take me more 5 to 10 years to eat that much shit.
>>37665795
>Will it ever go away, /fit/?
Only if we open fatty gulags
>>37664229
>13yearoldfatty.jpg
kek
>>37665816
That's kind of sad kid is probably bullied or shunned
> i can't help that kid make it
>>37665721
>>37665338
WEW
E
W
>>37664967
Except for the fat ones of course
>>37664855
Shit I guess I can't ride horses
>>37664299
>google andrew novak
>find the article shes talking about
>its from the onion
Why am I not suprised?
http://www.theonion.com/article/new-study-finds-it-is-impossible-to-lose-weight-no-32770
>>37665905
I am not attracted to fat girls or black girls becuase ewwww they nasty
>>37665921
>Toronto
of course it's Toronto
>>37665933
Noice dubs and find
>>37664955
I am so triggered by this. She is knowingly, intentionally getting fat just to be spiteful. That would be grounds for divorce IMO.
>>37664299
I'm going to go and roll in the blood and vomit of someone with Ebola. Don't worry, I'll be fine. It all comes down to pure, blind fate!
>>37665964
How quickly the piglets turn on their own.
>>37665994
I threw up in my mouth.
>>37666026
Asians don't give a fuck in general
> lived in asia could tell girls they are getting fat
>see them dieting and talking about exercising the next day
> feels good when women try to keep their looks
Why did i come back?
>>37665196
>Is she dead?
Can't you fucking read? It says that she died of blood loss at least 20 minutes before being found
>>37664591
>>37664656
holy shit your stupid
>>37666053
shots fired
>>37665964
>What if I want to be a fucking pixie?
Pretty sure Tinkerbell wouldn't be able to fly if she was XXXXL.
>>37664337
>trigger words: numbers
There is something evil and creepy in the eyes of all those thin guys who always go for fat girls....
>>37664827
>You can totally pig out on sweets and not be fat.
nah, you can, but sugar is probably the worst thing to overeat
>>37665859
Multiplying oppression? This ain't math nigga.
>>37665198
just because "scientists" and "doctors" say that metabolically healthy smokers are still at risk for lung cancer and disease just doesnt mean its true!
>>37664549
Italian here
Paticcini is God's gift, but are heavy and sugary as hell
We usually take them for birthday parties and such, never had more than 3, and even that is seen as gluttony.
I don't understand how can she phisically eat 12
>>37666131
Yeah. It's because they're Norman Bates types.
They're not in a romantic relationship, they're basically keeping those fat people like pets. They're SUPER creepy.
>>37665804
You really can't.
This is what she looks like, in her original 'I Stand' poster.
This androgynous hobbit propably thinks that enough HAES will produce enough whales to make her look good in comparison.
>>37666272
>She
I refuse to believe that isn't male.
>>37665253
I'm fat and I think that's funny as hell.
>>37666074
No it doesn't, it said she was on the ground for 20 minutes before being found retard.
>>37665449
please tell me this is a troll.
>>37666328
>patient down time
Are you seriously taking this literally? I don't know if I should laugh or disdain your stupidity
>>37664348
> dat filename tho
>>37666329
Its a fat feminist making up a story, it did not actually happen, but shes not a troll
>>37666353
I have been here so long I can no longer tell if troll or moron, usually it is safe to assume both.
>>37665626
>What is asking for help
>>37665933
>>37664408
>based wiki
pure gold
>>37664256
That reply.
That FUCKING reply:
>had a patient a while back with one (abdominal pannus, or huge fucking stomach sac) - it hung down below her knees. No surgery option either, it was full of bowel.
Once more:
>huge stomach sac below knees full of shit
I. Am. Going. To. Make. It.
>>37664354
Are you even surprised, it's probably just third lunch to them
>>37664983
many laughs were had
i thank you
>>37665491
I am not a victim of complacency and you can't make me feel like one, you patronizing, backward moving apetard.
>>37666490
>implying that wasn't a joke and immediately removed.
>>37666053
OH SNAP
What was her reply?
>>37666621
Meh. If people need that to lose weight, there's no harm in it.
>>37666715
I agree with you (it's a positive thing in the grand scheme of things) but it still makes me laugh.
>>37666750
Holy fuck thats an entirely new level of stupid.
I hope its a troll account but I know it isnt.
Okay I remember this one episode of Hoarders that enraged me
I will upload a mega on that since its hard to find if anyone is intrested
>Fat ass mom gets custody of kids
>She is a hoarder
>Blames her fibromyalgia and diabetes on everything
>Has german roaches in her fringe
>Maxi pads, syringes, and diet pepsi scattered everywhere
>Black widow spiders
>Forces her 13 year old to make her food in the roach infested home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLY66rquSTg
>>37666710
It was pretty half assed and there was even another girl that questions her. The mega below is the 3rd season episodes so far if curious.
https://mega.nz/#F!PxZnEZYD!wkP-CfexPbkpzu5wqICq-Q
r8 my face gains
pic is 300 to 210
>>37666791
Would suck dick.
>>37666791
You look like a rapist.
>>37666781
To be fair, even at 13, a kid should know that mess should be cleaned. I don't understand hoarders episodes where the kids are just fine living in that mess, where the family just lets it spiral out of control without putting forth any effort to keep it clean.
>>37666791
Nice man you went from scary clown beast to intense pedophile. Keep it up.
>>37665183
>"waaah men only see women as objects!"
>"waaah why isn't any man attracted to my 300lb body"
Jesus fuck, there's just no pleasing these bitches
does every board have a delusion hate thread like this?
>>37666781
>>37666838
https://mega.nz/#!qkYiySBb!-FwYQEZfHKGTy0TG2jVIz8P7e4oyY073ZuzH42xj1C4
Boom there you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs-1Xa3weXY
Even Opie and Anthony call her fat ass
>>37666910
Yes.
>>37664284
>how are they navigating their daily aggresions?
They're already including being offended in their daily routine? Fuck.
>>37666910
>>37666910
Yes /pol/ regularly has a thread where jews complain about antisemitism.
>>37666710
that was saddening
if I'd ever manage to settle with a fit girl, how will I prevent her from getting fat?
>>37666959
Honesty. If she bitches you out, just leave her. Also, don't fall for the marriage scam.
>>37666750
her skinny roommate is an actual person fucked over by genetics, while actual fatties aren't
>>37666791
fucking proud of you
got a nice haircut aswell
>>37666959
Dont marry a woman from an ethinicty or environment where older people tend to be fat
>>37664386
I dont believe this for a second
>>37665859
goddammit when will a second hitler finally see the light
>>37664759
Me too
>>37666998
I live in the netherlands... I think we're pretty ok
wish fat shaming was more acceptable, like it is in some asian countries
>>37664910
>cant use my body if my mind fails
>feminism: stop objectifying women
>>37667002
What's stopping you from becoming that second Hitler you wish for?
>>37664235
>the periphery of grease around the blood
This gets me every time i see it.