When did you realise you was short and average
Me 6ft
> go to cocktail party
> around 150 people
> like maybe 30guys around my height
> I can see 15 dudes who are clearly taller than everyone else
> one guy must be like 6'5 he's towering above everyone
> like 5 girls are taller than me but they were wearing heels
> realise I'm a Manlet and just drink all the free champagne
Tfw imagine being under 6ft
5 10 here
I hold power and respect over the manlets, and can easily blend in with the lanklets
It feels good being truly average
you got trolled
80% of those guys were 5'8-5'11 wearing 2-4 inch lifts
>>37661119
yeah no one is actually above 6ft
>>37661216
WTF are you saying its not a rare trait to be over 6ft
>>37661267
are you fucking retarded?
>>37661267
u srs
>5'7
>ask someone to video my diddledoo
>looks gud
>notice the camera is pointing at a fucking downward angle
>mfw he was filming from chest height
>mfw i have come to terms with my manletism
why would anyone ever go for me? is this what lankloos see?
>Be at uni ; about the same height as everyone else
>Go out with a bunch of people from uni ; everyone towers over me
>Realize it's because I am wearing flat shoes and everyone else is in heels and really fucking thick tall looking boots
>We all go back to campus and get into casual clothing again; everyone is suddenly my height again
lol @ how insecure everyone is, even the fucking guys wear specific shoes to make themselves taller when they go out
i refuse to play this game
>be 6'4
>best m8 is 5'5 tops
>see a pug wearing a superman outfit
>point it out to m8
>he can't see it because there's a wall next to us that he can't see over
I genuinely felt bad. I didn't mean to manlet shame. Not being able to see over obstructions just doesn't occur to me.
>>37661446
check your privelege shitlord
>5'7
>sandnigger
Why even life
Just wanna point out where I am there's these two manlets that are 5'3" and 5'5" that hang out with each other like all the time, and these two lanklets 6'3" and 6'6" that hang out all the time and every day when they pass each other at 8:25 a.m. it looks awkward as fuck lol.
Itt weak willed, dyel lankets that can't even comprehend the idea of people being attracted to something else than height. That's why we have >tfw no gf threads
When did 6' become manlet status? I swear it gets raised weekly. I'm 6', I don't even care but how long before 6'3" and is considered a manlet?
>>37662302
meanwhile all four of them pass you everyday wondering why you're all alone staring at them
>>37661118
5'10 too
>never tallest
>never shortest
>>37661085
imagine having a dick under 7 inches
that would be far worse imo
7x5.5 reporting
>>37662690
>>37662246
kys
no allahusnackbar when you do it, plz
>be 4 years old
>always have to sit at the bottom corner of class photos
>be 27
>still always at the front row of any group photo
>>37661085
> 6'5
> towering
which asian country?
>>37661085
>6'5"
kek just barely above the cutoff
>>37665813
Unnatural freak cut off?
>>37661308
>>37661322
Yeah niggers im pretty sure a significant portion of population in the US is 6 or over like 15-20%
5'11 here
AMA
>>37661335
I'm just under 5'9 so I just play the game. At my height if I choose not to I'm noticeably short, or I can play it and be average.
I'm 5'9
All my friends are 6'-6'3, so yeah I'm the manlet
Im 6'4.
Sometimes when Im with shorter guys I feel awkward because I feel like the odd one out.
Girls love it though.
Be 6ft, don't give a fuck about height and never think about it.
Mental manlets itt
>>37661085
the original is funnier
Reminder that if you're under 6'5" you should just kill yourselves you disgusting manlets
>>37666345
Okay lanklet
>>37666345
Thank you hungry skeleton
>>37665885
yeah, true men are over 6'5, i guess any adult male below that would be an unnatural freak
> Tfw 6'5", white, with FACE and FRAME
And I work with almost exclusively attractive chinese people.
This is fucking life on easy mode.
>>37661085
>6ft
pffff nigga please try being 5'10''. I don't know if the jews are putting something in the water but latley all women have been the same height if not taller than me like i don't fucking know what's going on.
>>37666337
>>37661085
More like this? I don't mind short guys, we all have a shit to deal with in our lives but when i see manles trying to escape the ground zone i laugh.
5' 11.5 checking in. Am i going to make it?
>be 5'8
>tell people I'm 5'2 when they ask
>tell them that's what my medical says if they press the matter
>that look of panic in the eyes of bros who suddenly think they're not 6'0
>that look of panic in the eyes of bros with similar height who suddenly think they're in turbomanlet territory
>dat feel when some stutter in denial
>that look of smugness in bros who know what I'm doing
>mfw
>>37667490
it's a whole cock of height
how do they not see
>>37661118
5 9 here. same. basically im never the shortest and never the tallest. feels good man.
>>37665988
By the way everybody it's a meme.
Real statistics:
Average height male in usa: 5 10 for males. 5 6 for female.
Average height in canada: 5 9 for males. 5 5 for females.
again AVERAGE, as in the mean.
>>37667517
inorite
>>37661085
>be me
>6' tall
>literally the only person I know under 6'4"
at least women aren't people
5'7" here. 5'8" if I wear my Doc martens
>>37661085
>tell people im 6'1 cause it sounds better
>actually 6'2 when i stand up straight
>mfw i dont give a fuck
>>37667592
Damn Chinese and Indians bringing the average down
>>37661085
>When did you realise you was short
>5'6"
>Always knew I was shorter than most.
>Didn't bother me in the slightest.
>Try my hand at online dating.
>Find plenty of otherwise cool women that apparently aren't interested in anyone less than 6'2".
>Decide those women aren't terribly nice people after all.
>Still sucks though.
>Still don't care how short I am.
>>37667724
>tfw I am one of those indians bringing it down
Can I lift away my race?
5'8. I felt like the hobbit among my freshman uni friends who were 5'10, 6'1, 6'1, 6'0.
I'm not /fit/ at all yet, but I hope to get started on that. And I've accepted I will never be first pick. But hey I had a few women (real low, like 4/10s) actually crush on me when I was too oblivious to notice it so at least I have something going for me. I don't know what it is, maybe women with a fetish for dwarfs.
>>37667824
>I'm not /fit/ at all yet
then what the fuck are you doing here?
>be 6'2
>live in Netherlands
>manlet forever
>>37668328
Manlets thinking they're human nowadays..when will they learn
>>37662542
I'm 5'6 and I have come to terms with it. I know I'll usually be shortest guy in my group, not like I'm the only manlet though some have it worse some have it better. But from what I've seen there's a 6:1 ratio of manlets so rejoice brothers our time is coming.
>Be 6'1
>Inches away from demigod status
>Contemplate reasons to live everyday
How do you hobbits even go on?
>>37662674
Where do I buy one of these? Asking for a friend. Thx
>>37667766
i feel you, im 5'6" too, real reason i began gym is because im like a 6/10 and short, so i needed to have a good body at least.
i try to escape it but it's hard mane
>>37661085
was always short, usually one of the shortest kids in all of my classes
didn't really think about it though until i started meeting people for the first time that i talked to online and their reaction was always "wow you're a lot shorter than i thought you'd be" or "you're so small" or "how tall are you like 5'5"?"
>i'm 5'7
sometimes i feel like a normal height when i'm a crowd mixed of all races, but usually around white people i pretty much always look short
>be 6'9"
>still get decent gains
feels alpha brah
Note how much separation there is between the manlet and the girl, and how close TWO girls are hugging the manmore.
>>37671262
>>37671251
Did that kid cuck you on prom night or something?
>>37671044
>9gag
>>37671288
that kid is me, anon
5"6<><
im 5'7
but it makes my 7x5.5 dick look huge so its ok
>>37662690
hehe 7.1x6 here eat shiiit
>>37671357
yeah but proportions
if you are tall 7 looks tiny or average at best
>>37671365
except it doesnt matter if it looks small or not, the only way it looks small is if you're dmitriy muserskiy. What matters is how it feels and any girl would love 7x6. its the perfect size
I'm 5'8 or close enough that it doesn't matter. Lots of people taller than me. Seems like more than I remember growing up but I do have awful posture
>>37661085
Yeah, I'm 6' and 27 and a surprising number of the next gen. and high schooler are 6'ish.
I'm happy for them, desu.
6' court jester of manlets reporting in
>>37661085
5/11 im cool with being average as long as i can still grab the pickle jar on the top shelf then im fine
>>37671391
wait...you dont keep your jar of pickles in the fridge..?
5'4 asian.
So, how do I kill myself?
>>37671427
jump off of a street curb
>>37662690
We're pretty much dick brothers. Seems to satisfy most women.
>>37671442
KEKd
>>37661085
Personally I like manlets.
Most of my friends are manlets and they make me feel better about myself. When we take photos I lean down a little bit so my manlet friends don't feel so bad.
6'4'' 205 lbs. Feels great walking in a room and feeling it change due to my physical presence. People just notice and I can tell.
>>37671400
you keep your pickles in the fridge?
>>37671523
yes i do actually
>>37671523
So do I
>>37671646
>>37671654
bunch of freaks around here
>>37662690
6'3" but it doesn't mean shit as I'm from Australia
>tfw when average
>tfw can't wait to travel the Asian isles and be a behemoth
>>37661118
>> 5 10
that is manlet
you fucking mong
>>37671044
Its a manlet holding a regular sniggers
fgt
>>37661085
>be me
>5'11"
King of Manlets and Gatekeeper of Aesthetic Heights
>>37667766
>>37671053
Dawgs, I know that feel. But short girls are where it's at anyway. That's the key.
>>37667490
have a loosely related greentext tale
>be me selling bike through kijiji
>meet lil guy buying the bike
>him: "looks like it'll be a good fit, I'm 5'11"
>I'm actually 5'11, he's at least 4 inches shorter than me
>me holding back laughter: "yeah the seat is adjustable..."
How can someone be so deluded, it was just sad.
>>37663656
aloha snack bar
>>37667490
>I don't believe you, anon. Can I see your driver's license?
>be 183cm/6'
>be born in tallest country in the world (Bosnia) where the average male is 6'1''.
Do math. Average height in US is 177cm/5'9''. If you're a manlet under 6' in the US that means manlet is anyone shorter than ~103% of the average. So anyone over here under 189cm/6'2'' is a manlet.
Fuck. Also:
>average dick here is largest in Europe: 6.6''.
>I'm 6.2''.
I swear I'm moving to the US just for your tiny dicks.
>no homo.
>>37661085
>there are people who give a shit about their height
Why? Can't you just be happy about what you were given? I'm 5ft 7, and I honestly have never given a shit about being shorter than most people I meet. Even if I am shorter, it's only by like 1 or 2 inches on average. I just don't see the point in losing sleep about it.
>>37672215
But short girls still go for taller guys...
You manlets just can't get a break.
>>37661085
5'5
>>37662690
7x4.5 reporting in,
girls only ever have sex with me once though...
>mfw I'm the manlet amongst my friends
Oh well, at least I can lift more than them.
T-thanks.
>>37667381
Just call yourself 6ft, women are to stupid to know the difference, hell you can be 5'10 and they'd prob think you're 6' if you tell them
>>37672096
I wish I had a tall Australian bf :c
>>37661118
it feels good to be optimal and not some circus freak that is defined by his height.
haha it's pretty pathetic, really.
>>37672096
This, Americans have no idea how easy they truely have it.
>live on the gold coast
>literally your average man is 6ft
>probably 20% of the 18-25 y/o demographic is on steroids
>indie and hipsters flock to byron bay
>metal kids flock to brisbane
>the left over result is a town full of chads
If you're a 6'4, 240lbs, 8% bf fitness model on the Gold Coast, you're nothing special... Unless you have a decent job.
>>37665988
You might be clinically retarded.
>>37671262
Because you are standing further away? Everyone is close to each other, you literally are standing 1 step away from her. retard
>>37661085
>5'5"
>I like making short jokes about myself, and people seem to find them hilarious
I just kind of stopped caring around when I started having shit like bills and deployments to worry about...
>>37671115
>having gains
>being over 5'10
Nice try, skellington
>>37661085
>5'8"
>work at a restaurant
>all the young white females are taller than me
>>37672308
>calm down anon nobody cares if you're short ;^)
>NO BRO LET ME SEE YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE
>>37661085
>am 185cm
>in the Netherlands so average
feelsbadfam.jpeg
>>37661085
I'm 5'4" but life is great. Girls like short guys, especially when they got the balls to tell them I'm short but I bet I got a longer dick the dude your fucking now. They don't even want to make you there boyfriend since they can't be seen with a short guy in public, so they'll literally just only want to fuck. Its you 6'5" mofos with dicks smaller than mine that are stuck and stay fuckdd while you make hurt durr Manlet breads
Literally every gf, stripper or hooker I've fucked has complemented my dick.
>tfw part black
>tfw still got good credit and a nice dick.
>>37673759
>especially when they got the balls to tell them I'm short but I bet I got a longer dick the dude your fucking now
Wish fulfillment fantasy.wav
>>37673391
when I went to brisbane it was mostly just short bogans with mullets arguing in virtually every place I went
>>37671456
Compared to what? Do you watch the same women get fucked by smaller and larger dicks? Or do you just believe them when they talk you up?
>>37673871
.....yes :(
>>37671442
Brutal.
>>37662690
6.7x5 reporting in. Enough to do the job really.
>>37661329
had he been filmed by a person his height, the camera would be at downward angle too
you're actually a lot shorter during most of the deadlift because you know, you need to pick stuff from the ground
>>37670998
i'm pretty and people look at my beautiful hair and forget i'm 5'9 :)
>>37667490
you see, you will make it
unlike the manlets I meet
>no brah I am 5'11
>what do you mean you are 5'11?
I dont even leave manlet status by some standards, but atleast I can live with average height
deluded manlets, when will they learn?
>>37671498
you fucking cunt that is even worse
t. manlet throught my teens
4 of me mates!
im the tall one!
guess which get mosts pusssyyyyyy!
not me! not me!
>>37661085
>6ft
>manlet
Why you gotta be like this. Us little folk have enough problems without our identity being appropriated by small lanklets.
>be 6'3 (189cm, just under actually)
>I can literally go out barefoot and still be taller than most manlet pricks in lifted shoes
kekking hard.
>>37671498
>not putting your arm on their shoulder during photos to effeminate them
it's the best. shiggs bruh
>Be 5ft9
>Be Dutch, so average height is like 6ft2
>All my best friends are around my height
>never feel like a manlet
>>37674039
the skinny guy
>>37674258
Gotta love being born in the Land of Giants.
5'2 reporting in
how do you lanket fags deal with cleavages?
I'm yet to be reprimanded but when talking with women I can't stop sneaking peeks every few seconds
>>37672151
Lmao only in /fit/verse
>>37668386
>OPKANKEREN
1.73 en AMSTERDAM
KANKERRRRRRRRR
>>37673062
same
atleast im not the ugliest
6ft tall
7inch dik
blonde with blue green eyes and pale skin.
good genetics for lifting, just too lazy to give a fuck.
Extrovert with a pinch of narcissism that gets all the ladies.
feels good man.
![5598690078_6d7c244051_b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wMIx9b3.jpg "5598690078_6d7c244051_b[1].jpg")
>>37674429
c'mon guys give me a hand here, I can't keep a conversation like this
>>37673344
haha
>>37668386
>live in eastern Netherlands where everyone is at least over 187
>be 182
GVD
>>37667191
5'9" here and I've been noticing this too WTF
I hate being tall it makes everyone look like midgets
I'd rather be average height t.b.h
>>37667191
it is called high heels
>>37661085
Never
>>37661446
did you pick him up under the armpits so he could see over the wall?
>>37674503
>good genetics for lifting
what's autism like?
>>37665988
>>37673078
This.
I do it... I'm like 5 10.7
But wearing shoes I'm like 6ft or more... Most of the girls I date are 5 4/5 5 anyways.
Plus, I live in LA where most dudes are short as hell anyways
>>37672215
I tend to agree actually, but weirdly enough, I've been with more women taller than myself than shorter than myself.
I'm married now though; to someone exactly my height.
>>37672859
>I'm 5ft 7
That's cause ur not 5ft 4
I'm 6'1, is this a good height
> being 5'10-5'11
> developing crush on 5'7 sweet innocent qt
>tfw she wears heels
SHE IS ALMOST AS TALL AS ME
>>37670998
Dat LoTR feel man
>>37672822
Average dick size everywhere is between 5.1"- 5.7" irregardless of race, height, etc. brah
