Hey guise, I chose one of your topics from the thread yesterday. I chose, "how to make friends in the gym and out". I told the guy it wasn't a good idea but he said pls halp. Here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znLmhdx0STc
>>37660187
Fuck my LIFE
You actually did it you mad woman
who is this?
is it a boy?
>>37660229
it's gray bussies daughter pursuing a career in entertainment
>>37660242
Tired of Jake stealing all the glory!!!
>>37660187
In your next video please pay respect to /fit/ by mentioning the natty king of /fit/ himself Mike Patton.
Pic related - the man the legend.
>>37660287
i will save this request too, very niiiice
>eyecontact in the gym
Every time I do so in the gym it turns into a stare off
>>37660204
I tried at least
>>37660302
Here's a photo taken of him after his 160kg deadlift for reps after a triathlon (he was 23)
>>37660316
fuuuark
>>37660187
1.) height and weight?
2.) What mode boyfriend do you want?
>>37660187
>that smile at :35
She's a qt desu senpai
Who is she?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWZXKpJL-6Q
Lol.
just lmao @ your autism
No, you can't be my gf.
i want to fugg her personality
>>37660287
Yes! This.
>>37660333
She's got a bf breh
>>37660325
5'11, 200 (cutting)
and pic related for bf
>>37660356
Gayyyyyyyyy
>>37660187
>mfw thinking of you hurting
>>37660329
Gary busey's daughter
>>37660187
>ask him about his cycle
What if he gets agitated and tries to stick me with a roid needle? This advice is pure DANGER
>>37660417
free gainzzzz
>>37660329
She's mine, now fuck off.
>>37660187
Your next video should be a Q & A where you exclusively answer my questions.
1) How did you discover /fit/?
2) Why is Big Mike the King of /fit/?
3) How can I be more like Big Mike?
4) What is the best Gary Busey movie and why is it Hider in the House?
5) Do you even lift?
6) Does anyone on /fit/ even lift?
7) Who is the Queen of /fit/?
8) Are you straight, a lesbian or something else?
8) Why does the number 8 appear in this list of questions twice rather than 9?
10) Is this really question 9 or is it ten?
11) Are traps really women or are they mentally ill men? And why can't they be mentally ill AND women?
>>37660229
She says she's a girl in the video, anon. Also, Gary's real daughter is older than Jake, who was born in 1971.
>>37660187
If you're going to attention whore at least put some effort into it, I don't know, fix your hair a little, don't be sweaty as fuck, use good lighting and good camera work instead of being in the shadows with 80% of your face cropped out of the frame
>>37660187
I feel so special
Thanks OP im gonna try make lots of gym buddies now
>>37660187
how do I into autism mode?
my pals laugh at me for making friends in the gym
but I can't for the love of god stop human interaction
there's always someone I haven't seen in ages or people that share the same bike route as me and we start chatting
how the fuck do I unnormie myself
>>37660187
Lmao what the fuck... your autism levels are off the charts
>>37660356
Solid boyfriend choice.
>>37660434
Saving for potential use.
>>37660187
Good lord I want a gf like you. Like, how many girls are like you?
>>37660435
I agree with the lighting and camera work, breh. But I did it right after cardio when I had that sort of "energy".
>>37660187
Let's see that ass baby
>>37660434
Solid questions, bump for having these answered.
(here's a picture of Big Mike celebrating his first 50 consecutive muscle ups)
>>37660432
m8 I'll fucking fight you.
>>37660434
>11) Are traps really women or are they mentally ill men? And why can't they be mentally ill AND women?
Kek.
>not "Is liking traps gay"
Come on.
>>37660436
post results
>>37660435
Fuck off summer, go back to instagram
>>37660471
Seconding for ass, in a thong
>>37660471
okay, chad!
Every time I see one of your videos I get that song from the intro stuck in my head
>>37660458
Some probably post on /fit/
>>37660513
I'm priming you
>>37660471
Yes sir it'll be coming up in the next vid
>>37660458
God only made one that went to /fit/ instead of tumblr
>>37660471
Thirding for ass
In the next video you should discuss BLACKED
>>37660551
>cuck
>>37660515
But ill never find them!
>>37660528
F-for what?
>>37660538
Take your cuck magazine trash outta ere m8
>>37660471
This
>>37660576
>focused entirely on the politics of the water mark
>not once looking at dat ass
You seem lost, let me direct you to the correct board for your kind >>>/lgbt/
>>37660576
to accept autists, the kind that speak almost entirely in memes but do not shoot up schools
>>37660612
Youre a female, the only shots you take are on your chest and face
>>37660624
>the only shots you take are on your chest
She aint got no tits breh
>tfw no autistic fit gf to mumble with and play vidya with
>>37660624
>>37660565
5.9 % of my views are from girls so there's a chance
>>37660187
Are you a virgin?
>>37660458
this picture hits too close to home
also uploaded real lifting video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nabv13puqiM
Sex tape when?!
>>37660187
You could be more original, maybe show some more emotion
Also this isn't how you make friends. Just point out a similar interest you share then blam
>>37660806
>demoneete of slannesh hair
So the succubi meme really is true
Your butt coming up early could be the reason for the back rounding.
>>37660840
She's autismo breh
I love how youre so introverted that you dont know how to even answer these dirty comments you get asked bats
If you just mind your own biz and lift away you'll naturally attract friends.
>>37660187
Thoughts on Chad?
https://youtu.be/E1LKYI5gMVA
>>37660843
Goal body right there.
>>37660863
I can only speak in memes and can't find a proper meme that lines up
>>37660878
3 sets of heresy until failure
>>37660872
Cheekie plz go
Youre in the presence of white woman master race
>>37660843
Thanks, I'm working on it.
>>37660891
>I can only speak in memes
You belong here
>>37660851
Irrelevant, she's attractive. Therefore there's hope
What a rare sight, an autistic female
It's extremely uncommon to find, you should all be documenting this for future records
Personally this is only the second autistic female I've met
>>37660895
I think Cheekie is pretty autistic herself though
>>37660917
Everyone on fit is autistic you autist.
>>37660925
>tfw calling someone autistic is a compliment
>>37660929
Well t b h senpai everyone knows autistic girls are the superior choice.
>>37660913
Calm down virgin
>>37660939
Warm, affectionate, loving autistic? Yes.
Typical self-centered, vapid, prudish autistic (90% of western women). No, fuck no. No.
>>37660939
Good anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9O1TMJyhmw
"part 2! how to make friends outside of the gym! i would say... dont."
xfd will you marry me?
>>37660964
batsinthebarbell watchs animu
>>37660979
Lmao only if you do it with a face cam
>>37660995
example?
>>37660947
>>>redit
>>37660995
Have you ever seen "reaction" videos? Sort of like that. You watch it, have a camera recording you watching it, you can talk and give commentary IF YOU WANT TO.
Then edit the video with what you were watching playing amd your face cam in the corner. There's litterally thousands of examples of this all over youtube.
>>37661002
Whoops ment to reply to this, not my own post
>>37661002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQSzGdxhWTY
>>37661045
>vore
Great taste Bats.
>>37661034
Like this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OBRuMiOut0
>>37661074
Kind of but none of that fake reaction shit. Only a DAMNED good actor can make fake shit look genuine. Its not hard at all to tell when someone is faking unless they are masters of their craft.
>>37660891
God you're beautiful, on the inside and out.
>>37660356
Holy shit!! I never fathomed a man could look so aesthetic!!
!!!!1
>>37661106
God you need to get laid and stop idolizing internet pussy
she's actually lame as fuck which makes her a fellow autismo breh
>>37661114
Stfu bats you arent fooling anyone
>>37661117
Getting laid is not the issue, it's finding some one that I actually like.
>>37661106
This is nice but this guy
>>37661117
is right. And that's not be hating myself. It's just true and it's not bad and if you knew me irl you would not think anything like that and that's how I want it desu.
>>37661130
I have a solution for you
>>>/lgbt/
Damn OP i would grow back out my hair and go back to high school no gainz node for you.
>>37661136
See? This is why i like bats. She's one of us. If only more girls were like this they would be A1 marriage material instead of a wet hole with a shit personality.
>>37661117
God forbid an anon finds a girl with a somewhat unique personality and reacts with surprise. How fucking often is it that you meet a girl who browses 4chan who isn't an attention whore and is a genuinely pleasant person to talk to. Jesus christ you fucks are so bitter.
>>37660187
girl why dont you have hair?
>>37661167
High test causes balding :/
>>37661155
Not often, so your first reaction is to bombard them with compliments and elevate them on pedastals?
>>37661177
My furry sides
>>37661182
Probably just seems that way because there's 30 different anons posting in this thread.
>>37660806
bar is too far out on deadlift
>>37661211
And all are acting like beta virgins who never had a girl talk to them before.
>>37661145
I'm around young men a lot for coaching and they really don't think of me like that. They treat me as a male adult which again, is what I want.
>>37661238
You have no desire for a relationship? How do I achieve that level of #makingit?
>>37661238
You say that but what you really want is a nice fat dick from a autistic fit guy right??? RIGHT!!!??? I mean you wiuldnt out yourself otherwise.
>>37661249
wtf is wrong with you people
>>37661254
Fucking kek you autists
>>37661249
no, i'm saying I'm around a lot of people that would typically browse /fit/ and they don't think of me like that when /fit/ compliments me it is odd and interesting
>>37661262
Thinking im not here for the meme. Wow your a fucking retard.
>>37661254
if he looks like this, YES
>>37661268
Implying r9k would tell a girl they want there dick yeah yeah sry if your OP i see why your forever alone now your a retard
>>37661264
Normies != /fit/izens
Normal people aren't autistic, don't find social awkwardness charming and relatable, aren't as emotionally malnourished as fitizens, and aren't excessively autistic about the personalities of the women they find attractive.
>>37661281
This desu. At most there on reddit /fagness/
>>37661281
ah okay, this explains it
>>37661279
Respect points dropped a bit
Im disapoint
>>37661286
I have been unconcously typing desu in shit for days. Wtf 4chan i have been here 2 long. It like i didnt put desu in it but its there when i send it wtf
>>37661298
T.b.h. turns to desu
F.a.m. turns to senpai
>>37661279
Ayyyyyyy
I'm not even autistic (like 95% sure on this) but this girl is a qt.
>>37661349
>I'm not even autistic
Anon....
>>37661349
How many people are on /fit/ ? Statistically speaking, we can't all be autistic, right?
>>37661311
Omg ok that explains it i thought i was going fucking nuts
>>37661349
I have bad news for you
Someone post this on bodybuilding misc, want to see what genova's fanbase thinks
>>37661395
>i want to see what faggots think
You can go here
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/pol/
>>37660305
Do the head not thing then senpai
>>37660287
>>37660316
>Forced meme/10
Just stop, it wasn't funny the first 1000 times, and it sure as shit isn't funny now.
>>37661469
Nah bro, he's the king
>>37660305
I wish i was Bats recorder and editor.
I would makensome hilarious stuff for her.
Too bad she lives on the west coast
>>37661504
I hope you die a painful death.
>>37661506
thanks, this is my first time ever editing so it should get better if i keep it up
>i just got schooled by a girl
>i'm a girl by the way
Keep cutting bby. I shared it on normiebook for you gurl.
>>37661558
I would give you my creative genius if i could. The "eye contact" video would be epic. The entire time its working out with you and some random gym dude who never stop staring at eachother, like its a contest, for hours. All played to epic battle music.
>>37660187
Leave it to a woman to pick a topic but make it totally about themselves.
>>37661786
She didn't pick it you idiot
From reading this thread I expected the video to be some girl using fit memes to try and talk to dudes at the gym
But it's literally just some girl looking at a camera talking, who fucking cares
>>37661767
>>37661815
These both sound good.
>>37661848
Lord have mercy on your soul
>>37660187
Listen here little baby
You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are.
You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change.
You deserve anything and everything you want.
Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting
p.s. use a sunscreen to preserve your porcelain skin, xoxoxo
>>37660501
>*in the name of the father, the son and the Holy Spirit, amen*
>>37660187
You're actually funny. Idk if you're trying to be but your vid made me giggle.
>>37662103
I don't know what is real and what isn't anymore breh but I appreciate it.
>>37660187
>ask them about it
>ask them about...
>ask them to check your form
>make eye contact
>make yourself more approachable
>that means you're not going to have your eyes like...
>so your eyes are not afraid to make eye contact with people
>if you do you give a little nod of the head and say hey how you doing
the female janoy
>>37660270
kek
get rid of the trumpet intro or what ever the fuck that sound is, It keeps making me imagine you're farting
>>37660187
I've checked your other vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nabv13puqiM
That squat form really hurts
You're not even attempting to keep your back straight and your movements are anything but gradual
Start with an empty barbell, that's maybe too much for you
Also yes, your back is rounding while deadlifting and
>using a meme belt for that weight
just start with a lighter weight, that's too much for you
Oh and btw, roman chair is for lumbar region (lumbar != ass), something you're severely lacking in when you attempt compound exercises (like, squatting and deadlifting)
3x15 Roman chair extensions while holding a 5 kg weight and 4x8 barbell row (no more than lmaoHalfPlate) are sorely required to fix that
You need a gymbro to spot you
Yes, I'd berry you baby gurl
>>37662161
how many dicks have you sucked?
>>37660187
>tfw i want to playfully pull on her cute little nose
>tfw i will never kiss her sweet qt lips
why live
>>37662214
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nabv13puqiM
>it's 225
>i think its good to have it at this weight because my back was also rounding
>so I'll just add 5-10 pounds next week
lmao snap city's next resident
>>37662305
The americucks are finally waking up i see
>>37662230
Cucks are always interested in this
>>37662324
>americucks
not american, but she's going to fuck up her body if she doesn't fix her shit
Jesus, this is disgusting. Please go back to plebbit
>>37662214
Thanks I will work on this
>>37662199
HIGH TEST
I
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H
T
E
S
T
>>37661504
Underrated imho
>tfw Stacy
>tfw just finished cake
>tfw wanting tall glass of milk
>tfw find thread
>tfw see OP
I could eat you up
What a time to be alive
>>37662199
how tall is she? with that fucking physique she better be at least 6"2
>>37660187
plz b my gf
>>37661535
>I hope you die a painful death.
Now why would you say that? That's too far man. This is like my third time on /fit/
>>37663413
5'11
>>37661794
>hey guys I chose a topic from a thread
>I chose
>chose
Are you retarded?
>>37663729
She made thread specifically for that.
What's your problem nigga
>>37663729
It was the first one in thread from last night.
>>37662348
I don't think Reddit would like her videos desu senpai
Am i the only one who wants her to squeeze me between her long, slender thighs?
Can you imagine being in the showers and telling her to put her fucking hands on the wall and nibbling her from ankle to her cleft?
Spreading her cheeks and gliding your tongue along her freshly shaven slit as she arches her back begging you to taste her.
Her deep moans as you plunge into her molten-hot honey pot with your long tongue.
Her legs shaking for you as you give her a body shattering orgasm.
Or is it just me?
>>37664154
just u falamafam
>>37664188
I figured
>>37664154
>>37660187
I'm using your vids for pre-workout edging for dat test
I though you'd want to know
I wish someone masturbated to me before hitting the gym
>>37661182
This, get your shit together you fucking betas, she isn't that manic pixie girl you always dreamed of, in fact no one is
>>37660876
i love that guy
>>37661815
second of these is so much better than the first faggy one
>>37660187
When does your transition start?
youre FtM arent you?
>>37665888
It started at around 12 I'd say.
>>37661298
>>37661379
lmfao
T H I C C
No one watched until the end to hear her last piece of advice??
>>37662199
holy fucking shit those hips
>>37660187
Holy shit I love these threads
>>37660806
those deadlifts were SNIBBEDI SNAB :-----DDD
Ditch them belt and 2 plates and work on form for the love of god
>>37666545
Damn, I was doing 265 as a max. Okay might as well really focus on form for my cut this summer.
>>37662199
New queen of /fit/
>>37666545
>>37662305
>>37662214
Gonna make a video where I start with bar and gradually increase weight for squat and deadlift and see where form breaks down.
>>37662305
What is this form on the OHP?
I thought it was suppose to be shoulder width grip, and elbows pointing forward?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oICHvlqApBc
I think this shitty thread just gave me the final push I needed to leave /fit/ once and for all
Thanks everyone, I'll be hanging out on /x/ or /wsg/ if you need me
>>37666822
Please enlighten us with all of the amazing threads you've created, Chad.
>>37666822
No one will miss you, faggot.
>/x/
LMAOing @ your life
>>37666822
>calls thread shitty
>hangs out in /wsg/ and /x/
Wew
>>37666560
She's more of like a nobles daughter
>>37660187
>what you could always do is ask them to help you put in your squat plug
kek
>>37667006
That's how low /fit/ has sunk, you're beneath the schizophrenic and the vine board
>>37667139
Tulpas are not indicative of schizophrenia. They're real and they're dangerous if mismanaged.
>>37666822
>confirmed for not able to handle the banter
you knew this board before you posted, you knew what /fit/ is like
you know that 99% of posters here are bullshitting
but it`s quite obvious that you lack self-esteem,
by the fact that you started lifting at all (lets be honest we all started to lift to better ourselves because we didnt really like ourselves in the first place) and by how you react to strangers fucking with you on the internet.
Dont take this shit too serious girl
after all were all here for shits&giggles
>>37667167
Sure /x/, whatever you say
>>37667206
girl?
>>37667206
The problem is that everything is just so forcedly unfunny
>>37667230
Humor has layers. Then you throw in, irony, satire, etc. It's possible you cannot understand this though.
>>37667253
It's also possible I'm just not retarded enough for this
>Unlikely
but possible
>>37667267
The video had some funny parts. She has a good deadpan so maybe you thought it was serious
>>37666560
this was her before /fit/
guess she is one of us
>>37667833
P E A R
E
A
R
>>37667833
She had to eat big to get big.
Her bro is a fucking GIANT. But he's obese as fuck she says. How huge is a 6'5 dude gotta be to be called obese??
>>37661469
it's been forced for well over a year though, at this point it definitely is a meme
I remember the first Mike Patton threads, they were probably created by some autist teen who legit spammed it
Well thanks again, /fit/. I don't know anything about marketing so I tried posting it to reddit cringe but they deleted it. Guess they thought I was making fun of an autist. For now, I'll be using your suggestions to make videos, plus normal workout videos. And I'm going to fix my fucking form. Stay safe.
>>37668235
plus any random idea that strikes me
>>37668235
Aaaaand now you know why we hate reddit.
Either way, love you bats, cant wait for more videos
>>37668259
y-you too.
>>37668293
Now run
Run before i bite you on the butt
>>37660434
Don't reveal your power level, OP. Don't mention this shithole.
Just watched about 10 of your video's. Absolutely killing me, LOL!
Don't take the banter here too seriously (but I don't think you do).
You're cute by the way, would buy you a protein shake.
>>37668449
thanks, the main part I take seriously is the form advice, other than that, i think about how I would respond and if I were in a shitposting mood and I wouldn't take myself seriously
>>37668449
>LOL!
what are ya screaming for you nigger
>>37668581
fuck you
>>37668531
You have some very personal video's on your channel showing your family etc. This might not be the best idea if you plan on sharing your videos here on 4chan. Not to sound paranoid, but there's a bunch of crazy people on here with nothing better to do than try and destroy peoples lives
>>37668630
ok I made the videos with family private
>>37668630
Lel holy shit yeah girl what this guy said. Delete anything personal immediately before 4chan ruins your life
Fat desu
>>37668449
*nods respectfully towards you*
>>37660187
Wow this is one ugly boy
Why is this androgynous boy attention-whoring so hard?
>>37663824
>>37663828
She still chose one thing probably out of many. Also doesn't change the fact she still made it about herself.
>>37669133
Sorry that triggers you
You have to go back
>>>/r9k/
Besides, who the fuck could she have made it about anyways?
>>37669133
>women in charge of not being attentionwhores
>>37669149
fuck off betamale orbiting some 4/10 who just happens to use /fit/ sometimes and decide to make soem stupid fucking videos with her worthless opinions
>>37669133
I didn't have a manlet to hug yesterday
>>37669022
Testosterone therapy costs a lot.
>>37669157
You must go back
>>>/r9k/
>>37669204
If a man made these videos no one would give a single fuck and this thread would not have over 200 replies
>>37669157
Angry landwhale detected
>oh shit, she comin
>>37669133
>>37669215
You have to go back
>>>/r9k/
>>37669218
>>37669232
She's not going to come to your house and have sex with you, you can stop orbiting her
>>37669170
>>37669266
Back to your containment board
>>>/r9k/
>>37669280
Back to yours
>>>/soc/
>>37669289
Never been to /soc/ but you seem intimate with it, so back to your containment boards
>>>/r9k/
>>>/soc/
>>37669218
>Angry landwhale detected
She is literally a landwhale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Rpj7dUsR8
>>37669335
>uses the term landwhale
>doesnt know what it actually means
Cant wait for summer to end
>>37669356
She is fat as fuck. Why are you whiteknighting so hard? Or are you actually her
>>37669363
Ofcourse i like her
Words no ones ever said about you clearly
Now, back to your realm of butthurt
>>>/r9k/
>>37661469
>>37661535
>Implying Mike P is not the natty king of /fit/
Jelly /fraud/ detected.
>>37669390
You belong on /r9k/ much more though, you are falling in love with a below average girl making stupid videos on youtube. There are thousands of men on youtube who make much better videos but this one is a girl and she goes on 4chan so that makes her special right?
She's going to send you nudes and try to suck your cock if you keep whiteknighting. I actually hope you're here instead of some beta whiteknighting to protect "Muh pure maiden's honor"
>>37660187
When I started I really wanted gym friends. Now I realize that everyone who wants gym friends wants someone to be their fitness coach. College man..
>>37669414
Kek
You mad bro?
