>5'10" King of Manlets
>Cant grow a beard
>Keep seeing "If you dont have a beard and is not 6 feet tall, then you are not a man."
Well fuck this shit. I cant grow taller (without surgery and months of recovery) but I can get beard surgery and be back in action in like 2-3 weeks. THAT and will be starting to become a cheating fraud w/ test.
Is it true that you can get facial hair gainz with the juice? Any cheating frauds give me their 2 cents?
Pic related; My pathetic facial hair is close to the "before" the "after" pic would be cool, but I probably wont stop there.
Fuck it, might even be balding soon, at least I will be able to grow a beard and go for that Ragna Lodbrok look
Pic related; it seemed being a cheating fraud can give you a beard. No?
BUMP with epic beards that I wish I had
>>37654444
I didn't even realize I got quints until I wanted to shamelessly self bump this thread
>>37655130
>What are quads. Not quints you idiot
>>37654444
I don't juice but I can tell you right now, if you don't have the genes for a beard, no amount of extra T is gonna help you
Just stop being an insecure bitch and forget what everyone else thinks of you just because of your height & facial hair genetics
Short, can't grow a beard and balding? you might be low t
>>37655631
Hate to break it to you but 5'10" is above average in most places... sure as hell isn't "short", no matter what /fit/ says
Also balding often = high T
>>37655660
It's average at most unless you live in south east asia
>>37655768
>what are Africa, Latin America, and Asia
>>37655768
>5'7"
>amongst the tallest in my family
Fucking Cambodians
>>37655768
Even then, chicks will always go for the taller dude. No matter what their national average height is
>>37655601
>the f2m trap at >>37654460 have good beard genetics
>>37655915
Yes, actually. A lot of FtMs can't grow beards because it's just not in their genes
T activates hair follicles from which coarse beard hair grows. If it's not in your genetics for those follicles to be activated, then T isn't going to magically change your DNA
Take a biology class Anon
>>37655892
>mfw my autism is more powerful than my 6'6 height
>>37655955
>females have the genes for beards and additional T had nothing to do with them growing it
>>37655631
well I am not balding yet, and yes I could grow facial hair it's just not at the spot I wanted and it's not as thick as I want it to be
>>37656757
I swear cute white girls will be the death of me
>tfw pajeet
>>37654444
OR , OR here's a more radical idea anon, watch this, the bitches love it.
> work, out get ripped as fuck
>accept your height
>accept your hairlessness
If you are not average/tall, or don't have much hair, chances are your fucking ancestors did not either, and they still got laid. Probably because they did not bitch but accepted what they could not change and went out liek that, slaying pussy right and left.
It's a fucking fallacy, no true this no true that. Women say shit like "oh my god tall, black haired englishmen are hot" when they see one person they mildly like or find hot.
Women don't even know what the fuck they want, and you want to be the thing they want? Are you fucking retarded, anon?
Beards are for weak chinned faggots.
>>37656757
>not comprehending that the genetics for hair follicle growth are always present, but activated by testosterone
son I think you're a little too young for 4chan
>>37657035
This. True alphas let their jaws show
>>37656813
But my ancestors started making my other ancestors when they are like 12 or some shit! And chances are, they are pretty hairy.
My Dad (though he is Asian) can grow a pretty nice beard. My Mom fucked it all up when I was a baby when she decided to remove the whiskers I had. Fucking bitch.
Pic related; My Dad has that beard when he was younger. But my Mom makes him shave until this day. Because she is a bitch.
>>37657241
Moms are such beard-gains goblins
>>37654444
It's a lot less expensive and time consuming to not be insecure.
>>37657352
I dont know if its insecurity, really. I mean I should've posted my backstory. >>37657241
first. I am just taking what was mine in the first place.
shitty beard genetics but good growth reporting in
I get a van dyke and nothing more, but my beard hair grows so fucking quick
>>37654444
Don't bother, beards are falling out of style. We're on the tail end of the fashion cycle for beards and once it finishes beards will go back to being only for bears and basement dwellers.
>>37657483
kek, keep telling yourself that beardlet
i would say having a good beard is better than being tall
>>37655631
tall = low t?
high test converts into high estrogen forcing bones to stop growing earlier
>>37657505
I mean, soak it in while you can. Male models are already being forced to shave or be denied work so once the media stops pushing beards everyone will just go back to thinking you take it in the ass from the other lumberjacks.
and you believe bullshit like that... why?
>Keep seeing "If you dont have a beard and is not 6 feet tall, then you are not a man."
>>37656774
Lol yikes, sorry to hear that.
I really enjoy being white
>>37657534
Because I am not an autist who thinks women are sub-human and dont know what they want nor are their opinions dont matter?
not sure if you are going in that direction, but there
Even this fatass has a better beard than I do :(
>>37654444
Oh God, I have the same exact mole and facial hair pattern. Fuck.
>>37656774
POO
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>>37654444
If you don't have a beard you're not a man, genetically female Anon.
Height has little to do with it.
>>37655955
ftms usually have better beard genes as well as have more body hair and are more likely to go bald.
XX chromosomes have 2 of each genes,
>>37657483
i don't think so dude
guys are looking for any way to express their masculinity in this age of nu-males and cuckoldry
>>37654444
Kill yourself, seriously.
How are people this pathetic and insecure?
I bet you look like shit too
>>37657505
>i would say having a good beard is better than being tall
You could not me more delusional.
Alright you guys with minimal facial hair, shifty pharmacists are going to hate me for this, but I'll let you in on my one weird trick.
When you get home from your outings of the day, be it work or school, or neetdom, or whathaveyou; shave. Shave as follows: shave any given patch of skin only once, never backtrack to smooth out a spot, or clean up a spot you missed, if you missed it then too freakin bad, you'll just need to get it tomorrow.
Do this early enough in the evening each day, and soon enough you too can rock a respectable macho, and still socially acceptable, 5 o'clock shadow each and every day.
>>37656774
>tfw pajeet, only ever had white poon
nz has been good to me brah
>>37656774
POO IN LOO
>>37657758
Uhhh what? How is that gonna help?
Care to explain anon?
>>37657758
Here's your (you).
>>37654444
Do not be insecure based on what you see/ hear on this board. It is just bantz. You fucking pussy.
Also gotta acknowledge dem quads.
>>37657044
women have testosterone to begin with
>>37655601
My facial hair has grown more than my brothers (almost identical) until I did roids.
Now I can actually grow a full beard, but I prefer to keep it shaved to show off my jawline
I'm 20 and don't even shave.
It can always be worse
>>37655601
This
You're never gonna be happy until you look yourself in the mirror and accept yourself. I bet you're a pussy ass insecure bitch most of the time.
>>37657991
Ur a girl mate
How about this. Try Alopexy (minoxidil or rogaine w/e) first while you are saving money. Pic related is actually a pretty good growth in my opinion.
>>37657991
When are you starting hrt?
>>37657826
If your problem is no beard then you need to think of why that whole "no beard" thing is a problem. And if what you're really after isn't achievable with something as simple as a reasonably neat, and none too hard to maintain, well-stubbled mug.
I will grant though that said well-stubbled mug isn't for everyone. If you want to look like the sort of douche pictured in your reply, or a homeless man, or a wizard, or a hipster; then perhaps stubble is not for you. But for everyone else, I would at least keep it in mind.
>>37657991
Cancer patient/10
>>37658168
I can grow a shorter/less dense version of the Manny pacquiao, my problem is that I only have a couple of specks of hair on my jawline/cheeks.
BTW, Pacquiao seems to have more facial hair throughout the years. Roids?
>>37658153
Hope....
Anybody tried this? I have more hair than this guy on his pic atm
>>37658262
And I'd say a pacman-esque stubble is just fine...it'll look like you naturally have a healthy goatee but, try-as-you-might to keep that goatee in check, your fast growing facial hair just keeps coming back.
Speaking for myself, I can grow a halfway decent beard/neckbeard - but my DPI (so to speak) is utter shite. As long as I do one quick shave a day, it looks halfway decent.
>>37654444
5'10 is above average.
Being a man means be able to handle your shit, act like you can handle your shit and whatever shit that's thrown at you, and also not give a shit about shit that doesn't matter.
Fuck beards. One day I'll get one. Not today.
>>37657722
Nu-males and cuckolds are very commonly growing beards these days because it's the only illusion of masculinity they have left.
>>37657991
post feet pls
>>37654444
>giving a fuck about what bitches think
if youre enough of a bitch to care about what hoes think then you deseve feeling miserable anyway
>>37658444
>5'10 is above average
You poor man.
>>37654444
Most people who have beards aren't men anon, never forget that
>>37654444
>5'2'' Über manlet
>Can't grow a beard
>23 yo
>Getting bald
Just get clothes that fit you, don't be an idiot when talking to thers (i.e. be yourself in an acceptable manner), stop being so thirsty about women and focus you life towards something you like.
Yeah, I know it sounds very vague, but it works.
>>37654444
>can't grow a beard
Go get checked for low testosterone before you pay for beard grafts. You might just need some test.
>>37654444
>5'2'' Über manlet
>Can't grow a beard
>23 yo
>Getting bald
Just get clothes that fit you, don't be an idiot when talking to thers (i.e. be yourself in an acceptable manner), stop being so thirsty about women and focus you life towards something you like.
Yeah, I know it sounds very vague, but it works.
>>37659116
Become a woman
>>37658375
there's like a 500 page thread dating back to 2005 on jeff's beard board or whatever its called detailing minox use and beard growth. it works and the effects are permanent.
>>37657241
>My Mom fucked it all up when I was a baby when she decided to remove the whiskers I had.
>>37658262
>Pacquiao seems to have more facial hair throughout the years
It happens to all men, it's called getting older you silly fuck.
>>37655837
>5'5"
>Italian family
Just fuck my shit up senpai
>>37657241
Did your mom have access to some GATTACA level dna manipulation or something?
>>37659113
>Hurr what is DHT
>>37661507
This. Those results are pretty solid. I wanted to try it myself but
>Have a 6 figure job (not bad for junior level)
>appearances is super important
>unwritten rule is you have to be clean shaven
Oh well.
>>37658262
>tfw Filipino and can grow thicker beard than GOAT Pac
It's also getting thicker as I grow older. Dad has a full beard so hopefully I'll get one as well.
>>37659097
I'm so sorry.
>>37658399
Come to think of it. I actually have a thinner, more inferior version of the Adrien Brody in this pic. Its getting thicker now as I approach 26 (tfw) but generally I dont have any more facial hair elsewhere.
>>37661593
>>37661646
Its true, senpai-a-lam. You know how babies have those vellus/peach fuzz on their face? My mom fucked with it and shaved it when I was like 6 months old or some shit.
With all this being said. I would probably stop squatting as well (front squats gave me good leg gainz) I dont want to shrink further from 5'10"
![caesar_titus_brutus[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/h8Qcllf.jpg "caesar_titus_brutus[1].jpg")
>falling for the beard meme
Who /civilized/ here?
>>37657241
>My Mom fucked it all up when I was a baby when she decided to remove the whiskers I had.
Possibly one of the dumbest things I have ever read on /fit/ in my life.
>>37663186
>Its true, senpai-a-lam. You know how babies have those vellus/peach fuzz on their face? My mom fucked with it and shaved it when I was like 6 months old or some shit.
For fuck's sake, you might actually be retarded if you think this is why you have shitty facial hair growth.
>>37663233
Reporting in. I hope no one fell for the big dick meme as well.
>>37656757
>i have no reading comprehension and revel in my stupidity
>>37662743
That's some discrimination shit there breh
and this ladies and gentlemen, is what insecurity looks like
no matter what you do op, you'll always reek of insecurity because it's who you are
>>37657715
Google barr bodies anon
Beards are for jawlets
>>37666265
and you dont? then why are you on /fit/? How is achieving an aesthetic body different from wanting facial aesthetics?
>>37661632
>How you doin'
>>37667028
one is a sign of dedication and hard work through natural methods.
the other is insecurity incarnate.
I grow a full beard for winter time because it is actually functional. I trim it down to 1/16" for the hot summer and it also looks great. You can enjoy best of both worlds.
Milfs love the beard. Women my age or younger prefer clean shaven or slight stubble.
>>37667229
>one is a sign of dedication and hard work through natural methods.
But why? Some people in life are doing awesome and they dont lift.
let me answer that for you, its because you dont like how you look and would like to look better
>if you have a beard chances are you're using it to cover up a shit jawline
:^)
Stop being such an insecure faggot
You're probably fine
>>37668890
Imagine if Arnold said "I should stop training, I look fine"
>>37657483
>caring about style
>>37654444
You know what's cheaper than surgery and will give you better results for your desires in general
Just do a cycle of testosterone. Roid beard is no joke
>>37670524
That... is what I asked in my OP.
What about SARMs? Apparently you wont get gyno with that shit.
>>37657961
Do women gain muscle as easily as men? Do women's voices deepen into the baritone range? Do women have male pattern baldness?
The answer to all of those questions is "almost never, unless they take extra testosterone"
FTMs can do all of this because excess testosterone is introduced into the body, pushing them through a male puberty, but just like in men, the extent is dependent on their DNA
this is really stupid.
But you sure as fuck better fix the outside, cause the inside's a lost cause
>>37654444
are you me bro?
>>37670544
sarms are honestly not worth it. they're more expensive than roids and are far less researched/effective
>>37658262
>more facial hair throughout the years
That happens with all men, you fucking moron.
Beards can look decent. But it's usually pretty obvious when people are growing them to hide a shitty jawline, so I guess just don't be that guy or be sneaky about it at least.
>>37671001
They're also less side effective.
>>37666664
>have a good jaw
>occasionally grow out a beard when I'm feeling it
Wow you sure are right, only weak jawed fags grow beards!
Nah, just keep telling yourself that you bitch, how can you even consider yourself a man and not be able to grow a beard lmfaoooo
>>37659097
>>5'2"
bears look ugly and coarse
baby faces are sex
>>37662743
the maturation of your follicles still occurs when you use minox. its not like there is some magic mechanism that depends on you letting the hair grow out. just keep clean shaven and keep using it. absorption will be even better since you won't be losing any medicine which would otherwise wick onto the hairs and away from your face.
>>37654444
stop jerking off
>>37654444
>being THAT insecure
Remember
