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>Be me
>Wake up, today will be a great day
>Eat my oats, load up on carbs and proteins
>Head to the gym
>First set of squats done, hot girl doing some exercise behind me
>Feel something wet and cold in my ass, don't mind
>Second set of squats done
>Something unconfortable in my pants
>Run to the chaging rooms
>Bloodbath.exe

Cheer me up /fit/

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What the he'll THATS sicks
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>>37652677
Should of skipped leg day. At least you got dubs.
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>Low bar squats
I warned you, /fit/.
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OP here, my anus is still bleeding a little.
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>>37652677
I hate it when I get my time of the month in the middle of a workout.
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>super hot girl doing OHP in the squat rack
>I'm deadlifting a few feet away
>she walks past me, to another guy
>asks him for a spot
>why the fuck spot for OHP..
>why the fuck not ask me, hes just another random guy
>oh wait hes like 6'4
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>>37652677
what in the god damn name of fuck
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Sweet Jesus
Were you clenching while squatting, what else would cause your anus to erupt like that unless you had previous tears
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>>37652677
wtf is that?
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>>37652677
hemorrhoids
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>>37652864
Blood
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>>37652693
skooby?
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Congratulations, you've finally become a woman!
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>>37652677
Drop the squats, do bicep curls
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thats what happens when you use pic related
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menarche
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>>37652677
Probably an anal fissure, OP.
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>>37652677
>doing squats in tight boxers
>feeling good going ass to grass
>hear a rip
>"eh no big deal"
>go ass to grass again
>suddenly my underwear rips hardcore and my balls fall out into my shorts
>laugh like an autistic and start deadlifting
>tear my underwear so bad they start to fall out my pants
>throw them in the trash and keep working out

If you find them sorry about the cumstains
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