>Be me
>Wake up, today will be a great day
>Eat my oats, load up on carbs and proteins
>Head to the gym
>First set of squats done, hot girl doing some exercise behind me
>Feel something wet and cold in my ass, don't mind
>Second set of squats done
>Something unconfortable in my pants
>Run to the chaging rooms
>Bloodbath.exe
Cheer me up /fit/
Pic related
What the he'll THATS sicks
>>37652677
Should of skipped leg day. At least you got dubs.
>Low bar squats
I warned you, /fit/.
OP here, my anus is still bleeding a little.
>>37652677
I hate it when I get my time of the month in the middle of a workout.
>super hot girl doing OHP in the squat rack
>I'm deadlifting a few feet away
>she walks past me, to another guy
>asks him for a spot
>why the fuck spot for OHP..
>why the fuck not ask me, hes just another random guy
>oh wait hes like 6'4
>>37652677
what in the god damn name of fuck
Sweet Jesus
Were you clenching while squatting, what else would cause your anus to erupt like that unless you had previous tears
>>37652677
wtf is that?
>>37652677
hemorrhoids
>>37652864
Blood
>>37652693
skooby?
Congratulations, you've finally become a woman!
>>37652677
Drop the squats, do bicep curls
thats what happens when you use pic related
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menarche
>>37652677
Probably an anal fissure, OP.
>>37652677
>doing squats in tight boxers
>feeling good going ass to grass
>hear a rip
>"eh no big deal"
>go ass to grass again
>suddenly my underwear rips hardcore and my balls fall out into my shorts
>laugh like an autistic and start deadlifting
>tear my underwear so bad they start to fall out my pants
>throw them in the trash and keep working out
If you find them sorry about the cumstains