>wake up at 6:30
>take nice warm shower
>shave face
>cook some eggs and eat a banana
>clean dishes
>feelinggood.jpeg
>7:00
>time to go grocery shopping
>step outside
>instead of fresh, natural morning scent, I smell the stench of smoke
Like holy shit smokers are pathetic. Why on Earth are you up at 7:00 in the morning to smoke? I want to lay waste on all you fucks.
>warm shower
Not gonna make it
>>37650222
No way you showered, shaved, cooked, ate, cleaned your dishes, and took your morning dump in a half hour. OP's a fucking liar.
>>37650241
This. Man up, OP. You learn to love the cold.
>>37650255
Yeah, having a cold shower takes so much bravery :)
I can't fucking understand smokers. We all know there are no redeeming qualities to it and not only is it giving YOU cancer, you're subjecting other people to it. Absolutely disgusting.
>>37650262
Clearly more than you have
>>37650252
This. My morning routine takes 1 hour. Aleays have to hurry too.
>>37650270
Low test babby
What did you do with the eggs after cooking them?
>>37650252
This, it takes 15-20 minutes for me to take my morning shit, another 10 minutes just to dry up after shower, 2-3 minutes for teeth, 10-15 minutes to eat and clean.
Nah OP, you're a liar.
>>37650252
What the fuck, how long does it take you? I'm OP
>Shower - 8 min
>Shave - 6 min
>Cooking eggs take 4 min
>Eating - 4 min
>Wash dishes - 2 min
>3 minutes for drying off and changing clothes
>>37650291
>>37650275
Not OP but I can wash, neck a protein shake, chuck some clothes on, brush my teeth in about 20 minutes. Don't really understand how it can take you a full hour to do the most basic shit.
>wake up at 7:30
>cook breakfast, make coffee, drink 750ml water, vape
>it's now 8:00
>shower
>it's now 8:20
>final check over work that's due for the day
>get on bus and head to class
>>37650267
Its all rationalization, bullshit like "i have as good a chance of getting hit by a bus as i have of getting cancer". And the way they all always tall how they HAVE to quit, how they will at some point, how bad it is etc etc. i used to smoke and honestly i dont understand any of it myself, but quitting was the best thing i ever did.
>do all of this in 30 minutes
30 minutes is just the amount i spend every morning shitposting while taking a dump
>wake up at 7am
>turn off alarm
>go back to sleep
>wake up again at 7:30
>roll out of bed and boil myself in a hot shower
>wrap a towel around myself and sit in front of my computer
>meme until 8am
>realize I have 15 mins to get ready for work
>make shake and drink
>load bag with work clothes
>turn off computer
>leave the house and realize i forgot to brush teeth
>yolo
>sayonara
>wake up 7.30
>make cup of tea and eggs and toast
>watch bbc breakfast while browsing the web and eating / drinking breakfast
>go in the shower about 8.15
>leave for work about 8.40
Feels good man
>>37650275
>>37650291
You guys are pampered faggots, why the hell does it take you so long? This is my routine:
>Wake up
>Head straight to the shower
This takes roughly 30 seconds.
>Wash body. Wash hair. Get out. That's it.
At most 5 minutes.
>Dry body and hair
Not even a minute, mostly because I let my hair air dry.
>Shave
At most 5 minutes. I don't use shaving cream, I don't dry my face when I get out of the shower. It works for me, all nice and smooth.
>Brush teeth
2 minutes
>Get into clothes
I picked out my clothes the night before and hang them on the side of my piano. Take not even a minute to get into clothes.
>Cook eggs
Eggs take like 3 minutes to cook.
>Eat eggs and banana
At most 5 minutes.
>Wash dishes
A plate, a pan, a fork, and a knife. takes at most 2 minutes.
Add all that up and I still have around 6 minutes left. You guys take waaaaay too long.
>>37650359
>not doing a full blown american psycho style moisturising and face mask and protective balm routine
Never gonna make it
>>37650291
Not everyone requires millennia to take a shit.
The average dump usually takes me like 2.5 minutes from the moment I enter the bathroom to when I'm done washing my hands
>>37650317
>vape
