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HOLY FUCKING SHIT I THINK MY BABY COUSIN JUST ATE 125MG OF MY DNP
FUCK /FIT/ PLEASE HELP ME IM FREAKIGN THE FUCK OUT
holy fuck man, ive just been feeding him with a shit ton of water and keeping him in an air conditioned room until his parents get back, but i dont think its working (pic related)
make him vomit then go to the emergency room you dunce.
>>37644721
at least baby coffins are cheaper
ER y are u here
Lol
The baby is all "DUDE WHAT"
Wew lad!
>>37644736
how the fuck do i do that you fucking retard you want me to stick my fat greasy NEET hands down a baby's throat?
what if he chokes on the vomit?
YES i know i fucked up already, but i cant afford to make this worse
and if i take him to the emergency room ill be fucking arrested for what happened
>>37644743
haha xD nice meme dude
Anything not this
>>37644721
ER you faggot, you're gonna get skinned if the babby dies
Call 911 you fucking dumbass.
Pls don't be tru ;~;
>>37644758
Kill the babby
>>37644758
go to jail for little bit or go to jail for a lot of bit you choice fampai
>>37644765
and ill be raped in prison for accidentally giving a baby DNP
>>37644758
what exactly is your escape plan here? Either way you're fucked right? So just take the baby to the hospital
>>37644758
What're you gonna do when he dies?
>>37644777
All hail trips
Did the baby accidentally the whole DNP?
>>37644758
So you would rather go to jail for involuntary manslaughter than just negligence? Are you fucking dumb? Call the ambulance you dumbfuck.
this has to be bait
noone could be this stupid
how does a baby open a container with pills, you fucking liar
>>37644779
Well lucky for all of us you love your cousin enough that you are able to do something in order to help him, which you are doing now.
assuming this isn't a joke, you should take him to the hospital immediately. they will give him charcoal and might be able to save his life. you may or may not get in trouble for having DNP. If you do nothing, he will probably die and you'll get serious jail time for sure.
>>37644802
>serious response in this thread
should prob go the ER.
>>37644806
People over dosing on dnp is a new meme
YOU overdose on DNP and CHAD laughs with his PIZZA as YOU go into SHOCK
>>37644721
Nice exif data. Throwing up won't help, it's already passed the blood brain barrier. Go to e.r. or I will call cops. Have a nice day.
>>37644721
This kid gonna have dank gains after cutting. How much does it squat?
why do people even use dnp
just stay in a caloric deficit you fat fucks
Its b8
I am literally lmaoing rn. That kid won't have to worry about babyfat after this is all over. As cut as Zyzz.
>>37644721
CALL POISON CONTROL YOU FUCKING NONCE
THIS BETTER BE FAKE
>>37644845
>>37644840
honestly, what good will taking him to the hospital do?
serious question
ill be sent to jail and the baby will risk dying either way
>>37644806
was transporting my caps when it fell on the floor
dropped the whole container of 42 caps
only picked up 41
my cousin was on the same floor when this happened
didnt think he would be autistic enough to eat shit off the floor to be honest
Don't forget to feed him more carbs than on a regular cut.
>>37644721
Rape the baby. None will care about the dnp.
>>37644721
>doge ate the EC stack
>>37644758
>Better let a baby die than get arrested
>I surely won't get arrested for the baby's death if I don't take it to ER
Quality meathead
>>37644892
Cool response m8 that is all very very interesting and I hate to cut you off but enjoy getting vanned, average response time for your neck of the woods is 3.8 minutes.. Starting now. good luck!!
>>37644929
ok let me break it down for you cause you seem to have some brain damage (maybe someone fed you dnp as a kid too)
>i take him to the hospital
>still has a chance of dying
>i go to jail 100%
>i dont take him to the hospital
>has a similar chance of dying
>i probably wont go to jail
now which option sounds better fuckface
>>37644882
You're literally an r.n.? Go save that baby you dumb fuck
>>37644948
>i probably won't go to jail
on what fucking planet
what you think the parents won't want to get some sort of autopsy to see why their fucking child died out of nowhere?
>>37644721
You must promise us you will film as he bursts into flames
>>37644941
i am rerouting the user EOF interface to mask my ip address from 1000 different locations with liquid krevmax standard procedures
good luck, if you can get past my firewall that is
good luck.
>>37644905
BRU
>>37644841
This is good
>>37644948
If the baby at the dnp by accident and you give help, you're not going to goddamn jail.
But if the baby dies from dnp because you didn't take it to the ER, you're DEFINITELY going to fucking jail. Especially when they see this thread (protip - they will).
>>37644721
It may sound counter-intuitive but you must pour boiling water down the baby's throat. He will struggle, but that's just a chemical reaction between the water and the DNP.
Post vid ftw.
>>37645007
pretty sure a baby taking an illegal substance that has the potential to kill the user accidentally or not warrants some form of jail time
All your baby cousin has to worry about is the SICK fucking pussy he's going to slay when he's shredded as fuck mirin dat sub 10% BF on an infant
post before n after pls
Teach him to squat.
>>37645014
I know this thread is probably bait, but if I dont say
>pls dont do this op
And I see on the news a baby who was drugged then force fed boiling water until they died Id probably kill myself from guilt so..
Please dont do this, OP. This wont help.
Why would OP take the time to take this pic then send it to his computer then black out the edges then make this thread if his cousin were dying
>>37644892
Check under carpets/tables and so on real quickly to see if the pill fell somewhere else, of you can't find it, and babby is not looking well, go to ER.
If the baby is sick or dies because this, you WILL be the first person to be investigated and an autopsy (which most certainly will happen) would reveal the situation.
Don't be an idiot, don't be selfish. Breathe slowly and look for the missing pill, then save your cousin if you need to.
>>37644777
It's a sign, baby's gonna be aiight.
Please Call 911 and save the baby!
>>37645064
being this summer
How is babby's form? How girl get sick gainz?
OP here
its too late guys...
at least i wont have to pay to get him cremated, the dnp took care of that part for me
>>37644721
Is he shredded as fuck now?
>>37644758
Just squeeze the babby's stomache and push out the vomit like a tube of toothpaste.
>>37645149
>>37644721
Hey call this number
>911
You piece of shit he will die
>911
>>37644948
>I better risk the life of this child than mine
>T-the baby won't die!
Nah, you're not only retarded but also a piece of shit. Enjoy both killing the baby AND going to jail.
>>37645016
I'm assuming OP is white. Probation.
>>37645120
ALL THESE FAGGOTS TAKING THE BAIT
>>37645067
This OP.
Don't worry about it, it's cool.
>>37645176
>Thinking taking the bait isn't part of our plan for a fun thread
Of course!
>My baby is in danger of dying, what should I do?
>Oh yes, better go shitpost on /fit/
>>37644721
Just let him rest. That baby is gonna be shreded.
>>37644721
PLEASE BE WHITE
>PLEASE BE WHITE
PLEASE BE WHITE
>PLEASE BE WHITE
PLEASE BE WHITE
>PLEASE BE WHITE
PLEASE BE WHITE
>PLEASE BE WHITE
PLEASE BE WHITE
>PLEASE BE WHITE
PLEASE BE WHITE
>PLEASE BE WHITE
BABBY IS KILL
Better get him on some tren and mix in portein powder with his formula, babby need definition
>>37645197
That bear is alpha as fuck.
>>37644721
Just think of it as a late-late-term abortion, if it helps your conscience.
You need to focus on saving your ass. The baby is done for, regardless.
>>37644721
If not BAIT: Enjoy your conviction for murder, among other things you'll be charged with when the kid dies horribly.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh fuck gl bro but this is funny af serves the dumbass right
>>37644948
There WILL be an autospy faggot.
>>37644948
No, revisit option 2.
> Don't take babby to hospital.
> Babby dies.
> Babby is autopsy. Overdose on DNP is determined.
> You are arrested, charged. Your financial records are subpoenaed, revealing your DNP purchase.
> That's about enough evident to put you in jail for at least a decade for negligent manslaughter.
Hospital might not even report you to the police if you take them and are honest about what happened.
>>37645207
Thats what you said when your wife was giving birth faggot
Take the fucking baby to the hospital
It has a chance of living if u bring it
If it dies your fucked either way
So the biggest chance of u not being fucked is bringing it to the ER
The baby matters more than u anyway
>>37645304
Top kek
its just a white baby, who cares
>>37645304
I love my wife's brown son.
Call poison control, its anonymous.
They'll tell you what to do
>>37645374
The dog is based. Nuke the rest.
>>37646713
but when white men are gone there wont be any more white women to crawl over our non white penises
>>37645328
>>37646713
subhuman
FUARK BRO THAT BABY IS GONNA GET SHREDDED
This is fake, babby has to be red and feel like a furnace
Taking that much DNP makes your organs MELT
>>37646928
i know, i hate being white. it's a curse
The baby'd be dead by now anyway.
>>37644721
>that censoring
for what purpose holy shit
kid probably brain damaged in the time it took you to do that
>tfw baby cousin took all my test & tren
OP, update us. what's happening?
Its only 125mg, babby will be fine in another 12 hours. Babbies lose heat much more easily than a full grown adult (larger surface area/mass ratio).
If hes crawling around on his own Im guessing hes like 10-15kg yeah? Lethal doses for dnp barring some freak shit is like 20mg/kg.
Op get him under a fan, give him some cold stuff to drink. If condition worsens then consoder calling an emt.
>>37644758
if you give him too much water, he can die from poisoning you idiot. hes a baby. take him to the ER
>>37644758
ERs don't arrest people you fucking imbecile.
>>37645374
>wife insisted she wanted to be a good Samaritan and adopt baby from starving, war ridden Africa
>husband didn't like the idea and tried to subtly move it into another direction but couldn't because white guilt and he'd seem racist
>wife got what she wanted and can now feel like she's done more good in the world than anyone she knows
>husband tries to love baby that doesn't have his genes, doesn't even look like him. People will assume he stayed with a cheating wide, on a black man no less
>he silently regrets him letting his wife do this for the rest of his life. He can't blame the child, but his subtle distance will always be known by child. He will feel remorse about his own natural emotions
>this will cause intermarital problems and they'll divorce, leaving wife single with black baby, people thinking she got left by black man
>husband will always feel strong guilt and shame, try to stay part of child's life, but will secretly feel relieved he didn't have to raise it
>he'll find another woman who can bear his children, or atleast adopt a white cold
>husband will love this child so much, and be so much happier in this family
>connect with ex and first child occasionally, but ultimately is too invested in his new, better family
>ex wife will be left with this black child, regretting her decision to try to do a good deed, she will blame it for her husband leaving, and ruining her life
>child will be scarred, possibly live a life like so many other unfortunate black men who turn to crime and drugs
>atleast it's better than starving in Africa
>>37647570
>some loser actually typed all this shit
post hidden, didnt read
>>37647613
Unloved adopted nig bby detected kek
>>37647570
I couldn't raise another mans kid. I would date a single mom, definitely befriend the kid, but to sacrifice for the kid as a father would?
I don't think I'd have it in me. Maybe if it was a really cool kid, like brilliant in some way and could achieve amazing things if I pitched in more. Low probability of that though.
>>37647625
> hahaha niggers
>>37647625
why are white guys so insecure
lmao baby gonna be SHREDDED
Lol this thread is going places.
>>37644721
Reported to the FBI.
Don't care if fake or not, seems legit enough to be real.
Better pray you're just trolling, anon.
Quality bait
>>37647819
I'm sure they'll get right on it retard
>>37647832
You seem to be mistaken.
I'm not the person who fed babby DNP as a snack
Funniest thread I've seen on here for awhile
How many shekels do you want for the little cocksocket?
>>37644721
>whentheweedkicksin.jpg
>>37644721
this kills the baby
>>37646713
Nigger
>>37647883
When the kush hits you
Got any updates, OP? Post with timestamp pls
>>37647245
Nah nig, babbys liver isn't as functional as humans. Chances are this baby will have DNP in his system for a while
>>37644721
CALL 911 NOW
you will never forgive yourself if he dies
also if he dies bc you did nothing youll probs go to jail after the autopsy
if ppl find out your in jail for killinga baby
UR GONNA GE TRAPED ALOT
>>37644721
>>37644721
And you are posting on 4chan? You must be insane. Call poison control, get an ambulance.
>>37647986
the parents came come and i said he was acting kinda weird. they took his temp and he had 105.6 fever and wouldn't respond to shit.
they freaked out and drove him to the hospital.
i haven't heard anything back so i think i'm okay
>>37647796
>white girl here
>>37648590
you probably cooked the poor guy and now he's gonna have brain damage
>>37648590
You're a fucking moron.
>>37648590
I hope you go to prison for manslaughter
>>37648621
it's not a man it's a baby and you shouldn't be assigning gender roles this early on
>>37648590
Lol a fever that high can cause permanent damage. Plus they could easily press charges on you.
Beside this point cause this thread proves the board is Reddit as fuck, no time stamp nothing just believing some fags story at face value, not even a pic of the DNP bottle for fucks sake.
Good job i guess OP you managed to fool a bunch of redditor a
>>37648621
lol chill out dude
This may be fake as fuck but I am laughing my fucking ass off
>>37648885
this is the most fakest thread i have seen this month
>>37644758
I sincerely hope you are trolling.
take him to the hospital
fuck i hope this isnt real
same bait as yesterday
reminds me of the time i fell for the bait
4chan turned me into a paranoid nonbeliever of anything, ever.
Everything is bait and the guys disproving the bait are also baiting me. Bating me fucking good mmmmmmmmm
>>37647796
>>37647641
Too bad, women expect you to sacrifice for their child even if its not yours. "Package deal" as they always say. NEVER get serious with a single mom.
>>37644948
No. Baby in hospital has a greater chance of survival you thick fuck. I think this is bait, but I just wanted to throw that out there
>>37644758
call poison control dumbass
>>37645304
KEK
>>37648590
you're so fucked
>>37648590
you fucking faggot. why the fuck didn't you tell them your fear of the baby taking the goddamn pill?
jesus christ, how stupid can one be? nobody will be angry at you for leaving a pill somewhere in your house. they would be fucking angry though if their baby died, god forbid
>>37648624
underated postg
>>37648624
>it's not a man it's a baby and you shouldn't be assigning gender roles this early on
>>37644758
Turn the baby upside down and shake all of the contents out of him.
>>37645120
Well, dont let it go to waste. Snort the ashes!
>>37644779
You'll be raped anyway since BABIES DIE FROM DRINKING TOO MUCH WATER, YOU FUCKING RETARD!
I hope they pull your bowels out through your throat.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/68719687/drinking-water-proved-fatal-for-baby
i love /fit/ so much
Relevant right now
>>37644841
10/10
>>37647796
FUCK OP
>>37645028
kek
>>37650638
childrun are overrated they birth and then they don't give you 3000 dollars amarican a maonth!
VOTE TRUMP MAKE MOTHERHOOD GRATE AGAIN!
>>37647955
> tfw the white race will be extinct one day
IT'S HABBEDING
>>37648080
>Roiding for THIS
You guys are so fucking gullible Jesus Christ.
>>37647796
LONDON
>>37644721
You won't go to jail.if you take him to the er.
If he dies, well.. Hope Jamal goes easy on your anus
>>37647750
>>37647750
Because we all have small penises and non white men are stealing our white women because the non whites are better than us
Mods are little dick white bois i see kek
>>37644721
you're probably gonna need to lower the dose a little, post results when his cycle is over
BABY IN FREEZER
>>37648590
Remember, rule number 1 is play dumb
Deny literally everything, deny that you were aware of just how "sick" he is, and if they find out he was on DNP deny that you had anything to do with it.
If they try to find out if you own DNP, deny deny deny, speaking of you should immediately remove all DNP from the place right now, and remove all DNP from where you live right now, destroy it all in case cops ever search your place or whatever.
Hopefully the kid lives, hopefully if he dies they don't do an autopsy, hopefully if they do an autopsy they don't detect the DNP, but in order to get you for involuntary manslaughter they have to prove that its your fault he died, if they can never find DNP in the house he consumed it or anywhere else then they can't even charge you.
Move fast anon, do what needs to be done.
>>37644755
Roflmao underrated comment.
that baby is fat anyways 2bh a little DNP wouldn't hurt
>>37644841
This is the best new meme
>>37654038
I did this while I was babysitting my sisters baby.
He was not breathing or so I thought but I decided I didn't knew anything.
Turned out he was alive anyway but I still feel bad about it hiding thinking he was not breathing.
>>37654206
You can't worry about anything except avoiding prison, deny deny deny, never self incriminate.
And make sure you put on a good show of acting upset and especially if the kid dies, make it seem like you are shocked and don't know what to make of it.
Op what's the update?
>>37645244
Thanks for the new fetish
>>37647832
You would be surprised. I know about guy who joked about throwing something into an airplane engine on some quasi reddit site. He was arrested the same day, lost his job immediately and will probably pay a fine for a false threat.
If the threat is real, all they need is to contact 4chin owners for the OPs IP, then his ISP and then he's fucked.
A) You're all gullible idiots
B) Most of you tell him to deny everything after killing a baby. You are monsters, even if this is bullshit.
C) I lose more faith in humanity every time I come to this board.
D) For all the natty people who think they've hit their limit and want to become /fraud/s this is the mentality you're walking into. Deny, deny, deny.
>>37655143
Yeah that's terrism threat though. Some guy with a baby image isn't the same thing.
>>37655227
If someone reported it and services incurred costs while checking it - he's fucked.
>>37644721
Please tell me this is bait.
>>37655143
>implying OP isn't behind 7 proxies
>>37655168
>faith in humanity
>4chan
Nigger you're in the wrong place.
>>37655168
taking shit people say on this site srsly... come on now are you retarded? 4chan is and will always be 80% bullshit
>>37645117
Kek
>>37650448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7ihdsjIqhI
>>37648590
You're a fucking inept piece of shit
>>37644841
first time this stupid shit made me laugh. gj anon.
>>37644841
Medium kek
>>37645120
Snort the baby ashes for protein dense DNB residuals.
>>37649480
DELETE THIS
There's this suuuuuper gorgeous single mother I know from college. She's really great and seems like wife material. But yeah she has kids so I'm hesitant.
>>37648636
This. My cousin was a normal kid until 5, had a 104F fever for 2 days before they took him to the ER, ended up a potato after that. Nothing like autism, literally cooked his brain until his IQ hit 55. He's just super slow.
>>37656077
>single mother
>wife material
>she has kids
>plural
>>37647613
nigro attention span. Cant read more than 2 lines. good luck in life shitskin
>>37644948
hmmm good thing you posted about this online and included a picture of the baby...
>>37648636
I treat it like fun role playing when I read these things
BUBBAH DEAYD
>>37656077
post pics senpai
So how long until this story gets picked up by media? The local paper would write something about OP killing/fucking up a baby with DNB, yeh?
Ebin thread. Mods pls do not shut this down
>>37656335
cringe
>>37656339
>op literally gonna get v&
>a child dies during this thread.
I hope this is real.
>unresponsive baby that had DNP/water poisoning was sent to the hospital with 105.6 fever
>i think I'm ok
Fukkin KEK
>>37654038
>Yotsuba image
>Expedient advice
I just want to say that I really liked this post. It was like a blast from the past somehow.
>>37645374
Even the dog can see he fucked up.
>>37645067
on a sidenote, how fucking retarded and horrifying would it be to have to go an autopsy on a baby
is there any real update from OP im too busy to read whole bead
all i got from this thread was that op , who may or may not be our boy Hemingway poisoned this baby because it has a better physique than him
>>37648624
legit kek
the real OP here
I had my fun
/fit/ really is the dumbest board, huh
https://www.reddit.com/r/babies/comments/4nyv6u/falling_asleep_during_our_shopping_trip/
>>37657239
DELETE THIS
>>37657239
But who was babby?
>>37657239
fugg man we just got rused
>>37657239
i wrote
>>37648590
>>37644841
First time this garbage meme make me kek
>>37657239
Well done you played a lot of newfags and idiots, in the future you people need to assume everything is fake you fucking retards.
>>37657239
Wow. Nice job. You really accomplished something didn't you.
>>37644721
Bro he'll be fucking shredded
>>37657239
RUSED
U
S
E
D
It was still a fun thread.
Good one, do another DNP overdose meme next week when more summerfags come in.
>>37648176
>babbys liver isn't as functional as humans
>babies aren't human
