>tfw want to go to the gym but don't want to walk 5 miles to get there and back
Try cycling.
>>37643159
It's a big ass hill
>>37642245
5 miles total? Isn't that an hour of walking? Why don't you walk the first half, work out, and run/walk your way back?
>>37643866
ya thats not that bad bro itll probably help your presumably fat ass
>>37642245
>not running it
pre work out run faggot, do it.
>>37643967
How does one run up a big hill without their calves burning
>tfw my gym is 40 minutes away by bike
>>37642245
>tfw there's a nice comfy gym opening 2 minutes away from me
I cannot fucking wait
>>37642245
>tfw want to go to the gym but partial distal bicep tear
Fuck off OP.
>>37644083
The more you do it the easier it gets.
You can do it anon. I believe in you.
>>37644167
Do it for me and ryobi
I just gotta get the proper attires
I walk there fully clothed til I get to the gym to change. Because it's very windy outside in summer weather
>>37644083
Use your glutes
>>37644208
But how do I use buttcheeks muscles
>>37643795
Good thing bikes have a thing called gears
>>37644288
>gears
>>>/n/ iggers would like to have a word with you
>>37642245
>tfw want to become the gym's meat toilet for the month but don't have the time
>>37645005
do it faggot, imagine the protein you'll get
>>37645080
If only meat toilets get paid
>>37645302
tips brah
>>37642245
5 miles, thats it?
>>37645551
Just the tip tho
>>37645551
You seem to know a lot about this meat toilet business anon.
>>37645731
I got that tight boipucci ;) [spoiler] no homo [/spoiler]
>>37645786
>experienced as meat toilet
>tight
Pick one
>>37646093
Just gotta work out the hole, it's a lot of effort but it's worth it for the tips.
>>37646128
Tell me more
>>37644083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2_Mn-qRKjA
>>37646168
basically always clench your anus for maximum anal gainz, get tons of protein (sperm is a pretty good source) contrary to what porn states, you don't want a buttplug up your ass the entire time. While I may be experienced I learned everything from my mentor. Do all of these and you'll be as successful as my mentor AKA OP.
>>37642245
>5 miles total
>being this lame
I walk 2 miles to run 4 miles and then 2 miles back home, Then I lift. Just walk it, after a while it'll be light work (baby).
>>37642245
If Ryobi were real she wouldn't go out, let alone talk, to a fat loser neet like you
Go work out
