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>Walk down the street with my qt 3 month old dachshund
>Girl is jogging towards us and stops infront
> She asks directions to another borough in the city
>Proceed to give advice and doggo is all bananas with the new aquintance
>Girl is all smile as I tell her the directions
>Catch her mirin my arms and chest
>She thanks and leaves while I mire her butt for a while to show some reciprocity
>Walk back home to play with doggo while flaring lats
>>37640436
>accidently ran down neighborhood and got lost
>see guy walking small dog
>ask him for directions
>for some reason he is flexing while telling me all of this
>i try not to laugh
>say thanks and run off
>he stares at my ass as i run off
Feels good to get them cardio gains
that pic gets posted pretty frequently, and I have to ask if it's because of the tits on the right or the qt on the left?
I always just figured it was for the qt on the left, but I just realized it's most likely for the tits
>>37640436
>didn't ask for her number
>didn't ask her on a date
>didn't give her a piggyback ride
>didn't ask her to come back to your place to watch some videotapes
2/10 better luck next time
>tfw only mires I get are for my butt
>tfw I'm a man
>>37640436
>>Catch her mirin my arms and chest
Where's the current body picture then?
>>37640528
You are right. Maybe next time I will try the video tape line.
>>37640495
the story behind this picture is that these two girls were missing after this picture was taken on campus. It was rumoured that the person taking the picture was elliot rodgers
>>37640436
>>37640473
>walking my master
>random female asks master for directions
>start jumping on her, smelling her crotch
>she starts smiling at me, laughing, giving me the eye
>start humping her leg
>can smell her getting wet
>catch her mirin my thick coat and lean runner's physique (I'm on a cut, always hungry)
>she has a micro orgasm (she doesn't even realize)
>walk master back home
>play with him a bit so he doesn't get depressed from lack of female attention
>>37640541
Here you go mate.
>>37640565
Haha, good one.
>>37640584
Post Dachshund pls
![But_a5d486_2765409[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/leXfYqz.gif "But_a5d486_2765409[1].gif")
>>37640584
>be me
>not you
>me
>earn lots of money
>like a whole lot
>especially for my age
>decide to start lifting
>6 weeks into ICF 5x5 (thank you based jason)
>finish up and decide to go to grocery store still in my tank top
>got that juicy pump going on
>get chicken, eggs, veggies, and rice, and some whey protein
>qt3.14 at register
>obviously mirin
>she asks if I found everything I need today
>I say yes
>im thinking of asking her to be my gf and make sex with me but im too much of a spaghetti spillin' sperg autismo
Anyone else have stories like this?
>>37640664
lol man she gave it to you too easy
> she asks if I found everything I need today
> no, I only need one thing more, your number ;)
>>37640664
I don't know what icf is and I really don't care, but if you're only 6 weeks into lifting, please don't wear tank tops to the grocery store.
>>37640721
DERR MUBFUCKIN AUTOSM
>>37640530
I too know this feel
>>37640530
At least you get mired
>>37640436
>At club with friends
>Chat up a girl I've met once before
>Make fun of her, tease her, act like a cocky cunt
>mfw she says "your muscle and shitty attitude are driving me crazy" and goes to kiss me
Having muscles and being a dick is happiness bros
>>37640584
Nice arms brah, I'm trying to get mine bigger currently.
How much work do you do for your triceps?
I was hoping there would be more pictures of chicks with big tits in this thread
>>37640545
>>37640495
the story behind this picture is muh dick
Any of you bros get hit on at the gym by ladies?
It's kind of annoying. Fuck off and let me work out in peace.
>>37640664
>buying grocery store whey protein
>>37641921
this is the correct answer
>>37640721
I'm in Cringe City right now
>>37640565
>tfw pupper is better with women than you
delet this
I hate how youtubers made it seem like getting a girl's number means she's your gf.
ANY girl that isn't a bitch with inflated ego or a sociopath will give you a number if asked, not a lot are brave enough to turn someone down face to face. Some might give you a fake number and hope you won't dial them on the spot and some might give you their real one but ignore you. I've tried opening with a phone call and/or texts (youth nowadays are very autistic about talking on the phone and would rather communicate a message via 40 texts instead of a 15 seconds call) and some replied, some ignored, some even told me they thought about it and are not "ready for this/not interested".
Point is, getting a phone number only means you're not a complete tard and have balls to initiate an approach
>>37642055
>youth nowadays are very autistic about talking on the phone and would rather communicate a message via 40 texts instead of a 15 seconds call
You're the autist if you don't understand why that's the case.
>>37642084
I'm in my mid 30s and married now so I'm not familiar with the reasoning. Why don't you explain it to me then?
>>37640765
ICF is Blahino's beginner's routine
>>37642129
Aww did a millennial take your job?
>>37642243
I'm not sure what or why you're trying to be vitriolic. And no, millennial are too scared of my field, I'm not worried at all about that
>>37642161
Is that my boy Hemmingway?
>>37640436
What really happened
>out walking
>"hey do you the direction to this plce"
>"u-uhm y-yes it's t-that way"
>"Thanks"
>girl leaves
>>37640721
Fixed it for you guys - this sounds not so bad
>where can I find your phone number?
>>37642314
Kek
>>37642055
Autists basically think getting a phone number is like getting to 3rd base because it's a female interaction they had that didn't end in laughter, ridicule or rejection. You're totally right
>>37642273
>vitriolic
That's a big word
>>37642592
>For you
>>37640565
>>37640530
Some call it a blessing
I call it a curse
;_;
>>37642055
Fucking this and dubs confirm
>>37642243
insecure faggot detected
>>37640565
>Micro orgasm
>>37640530
It means they want you to get them pregnant, anon.
Don't tell me that you think they'll say something like that to your face. They want you to go thrusty-thrusty!
>alway been kinda the shy guy, therefor never used social media
>open a facebook account because I moved abroad and travel a lot due to work
>I just keep updating my facebook so friends and family know what I'm doing, just to keep them updated
>my boss is really into the whole BJJ/UFC shit, I tried it and also fell in love
>so I signed up and train for almost two years now
>one day my boss invites me to join him on a vacation, in combination with a training camp for a few weeks
>we chose Bali and it was a fucking blast, going to do it again next year
>back at home I upload new pictures of me doing MMA training in Bali
>me all sweaty, tanned and shirtless kicking some sandbags, surfing, having a few drinks with some gorgeous women (those yoga ladies are sexy as fuck)
>within a week I get a few new friend requests and I get a message from an unfamiliar number
>one of the friend requests was my ex, we broke up because I moved abroad like I said above and I went no contact
>the message was an old friend that friendzoned back in college
>"Hey"
>I did not answer it and was told a few days later by my buddy who this number belongs to
I assume they're mirin. If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best, bitches!
>leaving class today
>qt 5'3 quiet, nerdy girl walking behind me
>walk a few feet from the door
>she calls out "hey you're Anon right?"
>"yeah, what's up"
>"You look really good today! Awkward question but.....would you want to go out sometime? You just seem really cute and funny and I'd love to get to know you better."
>hfw I said nope
>hfw I walked away
>hfw it probably took a lot of courage for her to ask me only to be shot down
Also PR'd my OHP today so it's been pretty solid
>>37642788
Easy there Hamlet
>>37642806
for what purpose
>>37642832
He's lying to get upvotes friendo ;)
>>37642832
>lifting for women
Nah senpai, already have a gf and I'm not trash who cheats (like women)
>>37642314
first time I legitimately lold on this site in a long time
I honestly have no idea why. But thank you.
>>37642894
Have another on me
>>37640664
that better now be our boy hemingway
because if it is
I call shenanigans and your fibin on the interwebz
>>37642243
take ur $5 words n shuv em up ur ass fgt
>>37642853
You mean like your girlfriend
>>37643043
Not OP but I'd way rather dump a cheating gf and not cheat than cheat preemptively to get even when she might eventually cheat.
Just seems like a shitty attitude to approach a relationship with, even if all women are whores the last thing I want to lose to modern degeneracy is my moral compass.
>>37643017
Meant for >>37642273
>>37642806
the absolute madman
srs though fuck you
>>37643295
>>37642832
>>37642842
Men arn't required to say yes to any woman that approaches them. If I did that to a woman gaurantee id get the same response Equality Bitches,
>>37640565
FFFAAAAAAUUURRRRKKK
>>37643172
Keep riding the tiger senpai, don't let others drag you down into their shit tier lives
>>37640436
>be me
>had been outside a lot last few days
>nice tan going
>driving along to get some groceries after leaving gym
>(nice pump going of course)
>pull up to red light
>blonde qt crossing road with some guy
>lock eyes with her for a split second
>blow her off and change song
>feeling alpha as fuck
>take a second to admire weather
>sunny day
>visit senpai
>sunny day
>cousin(15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flexes arm "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along the street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"solid"
>mfw
>>37640565
kek
>>37643576
>cousin(15)
what
>>37643576
fucking degenerate
>>37643678
what's not to understand?
>cousin(15)
>abs
>solid
>>37643725
i stand corrected
>>37643678
>being this fucking new
It's not even an old goddamn meme.
>>37643678
its pasta newfag
>>37643713
there is nothing wrong with banging your cousin, as long as you don't knock her up.
>>37643678
age u fucking nitwit
>>37643775
>>37643783
>>37643796
im sorry i just joined /fit/ this week haven't seen the pasta yet
>>37643786
desu as long as she's not your first cousin and your family doesn't have a history of cousin banging you'd be fine
>>37640584
Did somebody blast you with a shotgun full of shit?
Not really mirin' but me and my girlfriend just moved to a new city to attend the same uni and im pretty aesthetic for normie standards so i tend to get a lot of looks from girls especially when i got a tanktop on. It's a uni gym so i see most of the girls from my GFs class there a lot. Most of the girls can't even make eye contact with me, my GF told me that her friends want me to help them with their workout and that "you can certainly tell he goes to the gym".
>>37642788
are you the fucktoy of your boss or why are you traveling with him?
> hooking up with a girl
> she moans 'I like your muscles'
> my shirt comes off
> 'holy shit'
> mfw
>>37643775
>>37643783
Now listen here you dirty, no good summerfag. I ve been on 4chan for the past 8 years and by god i WILL NOT TOLERATE you treating me with such utter DISREPECT .
You WILL respect me , for i am an OLDFAG , who was shitposting when you were still in high school talking about lord of the rings with your gay little friends.
So YOU can fuck off to reddit, which is much more suitable for filthy newfags like yourself, or you can RESPECT your oldfags and maybe, just MAYBE, we'll let you stay on our website.
Kapische?
>>37643808
i havent seen it either honestly, but jeez man what else would 'cousin(15)' be?
>>37640530
>tfw I get mired for my butt by other men in the spa or changing room
I am not joking or making up a story to be funny, this is literally all I get (aside from getting mires for my outfit and "style" by gays in public)
>>37640530
>be on sub
>girls passing by behind my grope my butt
every fucking time
>>37643864
hahahahaha fuck
>>37643864
loool ive been here for 9, fucking newfag, 2007 - 2016, i have severe depression...
>>37643864
b-but they were responding to me
>>37643876
Hahaahah look at these new fags. I've been here since before you were born, kiddo.
>>37641490
that's the only reason i came here
>>37643576
Is this like a new prince roll or something? It's a meme within a revamped meme which was meming another meme
Pretty meta
>>37643876
been lurking since '05, when I was a freshman in high school, get on my level faglord
>>37643929
HUEHUEHUE WHITE BOI NEWFAG, IVE BEEN HERE SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME, BOW TO ME.
I work as a bag bitch at a grocery store and there is a coworker grill who is like 3 years younger than me that I catch miring constantly. The bad part of being a bag bitch is that old women like to mire too
>at work
>qt comes over squishes my bicep and asks
>boss' name asked me to get something from the back, can you come with me
>go there talk for a bit never do anything even tho there were many signs
she had a bf which I didnt feel like cucking, feels bad because she was pretty chill
>>37640565
>mfw there are other dogs on /fit/
Post thick juicy coat? No homo.
>>37643863
I had the exact same experience when i was a human skellington. girls don't know stuff
>>37641322
Iktf
>start to talk to this girl after a few drinks she mentions its her birthday
>say I don't belive her and continue to tease her
>she pulls out her ID as proof
>tell her "well this doesn't help I don't know what today is."
>spend the rest if the night joking with her until she says "you're a smartass"
>"yeah but you want this smartass to carry you in his arms I bet" smile, laugh and pick her up
>walk up the street with her until I put her down and kiss her
>>37644154
Are you 15 bro?
>>37640565
>>37640721
sigh
>what aisle can I find the gorgeous you have all over you?
>>37644181
Beta numale detected
>>37642806
you need to leave
>>37644357
>I put her down and kiss her
Watch out for this alpha guys.
>get mooned in rugby game
>students' union newspaper photographer takes a picture
>posts it on rugby team website
>"best thing about rugby" written in the description
>lots of qts and benders mirin in the comments
I didn't want this mixed feel.
>>37640542
>H-hey btw do you want to watch bicentennial man on vhs with m-me and my d-dog?
>>37644295
Are you fucking kidding me you autistic piece of shit
>>37640565
Kekerinos
>>37643861
>2016
>not having a sugar daddy take you on vacations and buy you sick fits
>>37643172
OP here. This is my exact mindset for why I said no. All memes aside I legit felt like shit after since I know how being rejected feels and she seemed legitimacy cool. Timing was just fucked. What can ya do
>>37642788
>Talk to boss about lat raises
>Boss tells me he was just thinking about giving me a raise
Ever happened to you bros?
>>37644510
>I almost forgot... I need your snapchat
>>37643576
Fucking thank you bro. I missed the original cousin (15) pasta. Fuarkkk
>>37644573
OP HERE DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
>>37644644
OP here, if dubs say I suck cocks guess I suck cocks now
> Be super introverted. Seldom leave the house and spend most of my time on my computer.
> Start working out and after 2.5 years I finally looks in the mirror confidently.
> Still feel like the same person and forget about gains.
> Friends convince me to go clubbing with them. Haven't gone clubbing since I was a teenager because it made me feel like shit.
> Get there, and girls who I consider out of my league are literally eye fucking me.
> Not used to this, confused. Keep looking behind me to see if they're doing it to someone else. They're not.
> Realize that it's too much of a coincidence at this point and the next time a girl does it, I point to myself because I'm fucking awkward.
> The minute I point to myself the girl momentarily looks away. Then back at me. Then looks down. Then she does that thing girls do when they keep their heads still and look up at you with their eyes. She gives me a big smile, and then she nods.
> I don't know what to do at this point and I sperge out and find my friends to cling onto for the rest of the night like a wimp.
>>37644709
This is why I don't go clubbing. Some girls at my uni eye me all the time and it makes me really uncomfortable and I'm a complete sperg.
>>37644709
goals
>>37643815
>>37644709
>ignoring the vaginal jew
proud of you son
>>37644805
women are 3x more aggressive than men when they like a dude
>>37640436
>>37640473
>>37640565
>>37640530
Falling for the over working legs meme
>>37643172
this is a surprisingly and refreshingly rational post. I did not expect this from you /fit/
>>37644573
I've found that "oh I don't think my girlfriend would be cool with that."
works wonders
>>37644709
This always makes me happy as a non lifter. Knowing that when you guys work so hard and make so much gains on your body, you're still autists in general. Every mirin thread has stories about how the guys getting attention from a girl but is still that pathetic weakling they were in their heads, so no amount of lifting changes anything with them and girls even when girls finally start mirin them
>>37645158
Why does it make you happy to know physical changes dont matter when it comes to personality
>>37645158
>non lifter
>on a board dedicated to lifting
>>37643863
>hooking up with girl
>"fuck your shoulders are sexy"
>"thanks, lateral raises"
>continue making out
>>37645267
NO you're supposed to convince them that you're just naturally muscular, only eat pizza and ice cream in front of girls and never mention working out.
Starve yourself for days and make up a fake life to explain the hours you disappear to the gym but never ever let them know you work for your body. The female psyche craves effortlessness, it's a fantasy of theirs that things will "be as they're meant to be," they don't want some ripped bodybuilder they want a naturally buff layed back boy
comon
>>37640436
>walking my dog
>girl ask me directions
>I immediately assume she wants my cock
>flex while I talk to her
>star at her ass as she walks away
> come home and tell people about it on 4cham
>>37645330
>taking a screenshot instead of just saving the picture
>>37645330
>screenshot
>ipad
>Just get my swell on
>See hot blonde walking down the street with a baby carriage.
>Notice wit my per vision thay baby be checkin me out as is walk bu
>>37645402
Absolute madman.
>>37642055
>implying youtubers have any ounce of dignity, ability to be respectable, or can function in the real world
thanks #1 onision fan
>>37644087
I had a girl tell me I had "nice arms" when they were maybe 12"
>>37644506
That's a long friggin movie iirc
>yfw you realize that "mires" are just people being polite and confidence is pure illusion
>nothing about your social confortations changed except inside your head
>>37645694
>People actually tell you things like "do you work out? It really looks like it" out of nowhere
>But it's all in your head
>you will never titty fuck the girl on the right and shove your dick down her throat right as you start to cum
Kill me
>>37645293
This guy gets it.
I was really small in highschool, now lean at 5'11" 170 - I know still small, but girls love otter and my back looks joocy af from pull-ups and power cleans and no I'm not posting pic rn
Now whenever girls ask me if I workout I say something like
>I do a lot of Zumba
Or
>hot yoga
Or
>Pilates
I never mention weights. Some smarter ones (you'd be surprised how stupid women are, especially when it comes to male physique) might think I'm joking but without me confirming it they can only be 99.99% sure.
>>37645844
I always say "I play some pickup basketball lol"
and then scarf down a triple cheese burger and shake.
unbeknownst to them I will not be eating anything but broccoli for the next to days and hitting the gym for most of my free time.
>>37641921
ayyy
>>37644295
Literally worse than the bowl of eggs line
At the grocery store, have my hair in my face basically cuz im trying to hide a big pimple... Lady walks up to me..
>OMG are you a model right? Can we get a pic of you!
>Thank you so much, god bless you, your face is a pure joy.
Honestly no one has ever said my face is "a pure joy" something about that line made me chuckle recently.
>>37642055
ayy lmao
was at work today when one of my female coworkers was talking about how some guy asked for her number yesterday
she said she gave it to him because she couldn't say no to his face
he texted her today, and she didn't text back
>>37642806
I expected more posts raging at you, honestly.
>>37643864
fucking kek
My bf got a nice /mire/ the other day.
We're walking in a nature preserve and he has his shirt off. We pass a group of chinese tourists.
>Lmao they got cucked going that far and visiting my lame state.
They all mire us both visually as we walk past.
>im a tall amazonian nordic beauty, bf is italian stallion
Chinese grandfather says to bf just
>look very strong
>we 360
>>37642806
things that didn't happen
>>37642788
>shy guy
>has ex
Fuck off normie
>>37642953
Why did this get me?
>>37643678
Fucking summer.
>>37646119
You 45
>>37642055
I give my nunber to girls and don't even text back
>>37641955
Post pics and well see if anything you said could possibly be true
>>37640530
>tfw got some of my first ever mires recently
>butt and arms
>tfw still skellington and don't believe them.
>>37642129
Not the other guy and also not sure how applicable this is to everyone else but I prefer messages because it's not exactly important to reply straight away (if you're busy, etc) and you actually have time to think through what you're saying so you don't just sperg everywhere.
>>37642610
>thats the joke
>walking to store in shorts
>see to people coming out of driveway infront of me
>walk faster so im not stuck behind them awkwardly
>"look at dis niggas calves"
>mfw
>>37640565
Kek
>DAILY REMINDER
these are the people getting mired in every single one of these threads
these are the people telling you your routine is shit, they bench 2 plate, have 9 inch cocks, and are 6'7.
>>37640565
my flanks
>>37646124
>tfw no matter how many mires you get, no matter how many girls you bang...4chan will never believe you.
These threads are fucking pathetic. Are you really this insecure that you have to post these to seek validation from strangers on the internet? Get a life and some real socialisation, losers.
>>37643874
YOU GROPE BACK NIGGA
And then you look at them like, "yeah, what, you want some?"
Don't be grabb'n my but unless you ready to go bitch.
>>37643043
R E K T
E
K
T
>>37645330
>>37645373
>Being this fucking retarded
/fit/ newcomer here. Do you guys really think that every time someone looks at you or god forbid smiles, a normal human reaction to seeing a person, that it's "mirin" you?
Or is this just a meme?
>>37642853
>>37642806
telling this story without mentioning you had a gf in the first place.
this is the part where you are a faggot.
>>37646768
other newfags like you lift for 5 months and think people notice there tiny tiny gains.
If you havent been here for a year go back to lurking bitch
>>37646828
so "mirin" is just a noob gain meme then?
>>37646838
Christ I hate summer. Go away.
>>37646838
exactly, refer to
>>37646513
>at supermarket
>some asian twink calls my hair "elegant"
>t-t-thanks
>he just calls out "see you around sweet cheeks"
>mfw
I'm a 6'1 half indian dude with long hair and a beard, these are not the mires I was expecting
>>37640436
sauce on the girls?
>>37646858
Britt Flores
Google that and one of the first links are her Instagram. Girl on the right btw
>>37645927
Ultimate frizbee is where its at.
It'll get em giggling
>>37646889
thx
>Be 20 year old virgin
>was fat all through hs
>do powerlifting
>get solid, shoulders as traps visible af
>never being social in hs fucked me over
maybe when I'm playing football in university next year I'll finally get laid
>get mires on rare occasions, still have silly gut
>>37646889
>when you realize she's a tridelt
>>37646966
whats that?
>>37646889
>go on her instagram
>notice all the hot women that I will never have
>notice them having at parties
>realize there's a double life out there for those people
>close tab
>>37646941
No problem at all senpai.
Looking at her Instagram makes me miss college. I went to OSU and was fat my first 4 years, became semi fit my last, and finally in good shape now when I got out.
Gonna get jaw implants and become super Chad desu senpai
>>37640495
I sometimes imagine the head of the girl on the left on the body of the girl on the right. Not in a /d/-type sci-fi fetish kind of way, but in a pick-and-choose the best parts of various women sort of way.
You guys, I'm an emaciated holocaust victim and this literally happened to me today
>have arms like complete toothpicks, my forearms and even upper arms are basically just bone and skin
>find some 20 pound dumbbells in closet at home
>start lifting them
>just do reps of bicep curls, 2 arm overhead tricep extensions, bent over row, shrugs and palms in shoulder press until i get tired, rest, then do the next one
>do probably 100 reps of these, except the shoulder press, can only do like 50
>literally been doing this for two days
>this jacked gym rat guy at work who i imagine /fit/ to be like IRL (constantly eating healthy small meals all day, whining about carbs, etc) says "whoa anon, you're getting arm gains! someones been working out" (i never said anything about this)
that was after literally 2 days of 20 pound dumbbells
god damn are my arms skinny. so skinny that a few days worth of work can make some change
>>37646988
not guy you responded to but I'm guessing a soroity
>walking down Street
>firetruck stopped at lights
>fireman watches me walk past turning his head full 180 degrees
>was wearing tight shirt and had a post gym pump
>>37646988
>>37647056
^ correctamundo
>>37647067
so enormous slut? got it
>>37645927
lawl
may go this route
dunno
>>37646966
>>37646988
>>37647056
>>37647056
pretty much all white girls who look like that (pretty, long brown hair, dress like sluts in public with spandex pants and a tank top too small so their huge tits are almost coming out and stomach is exposed) are going to be in a sorority, getting drunk/high and having a train run on their nearly-unconscious bodies every weekend, or having a frat boy boyfriend who is almost as good looking and vapid as they are
>>37647115
>you will never be in a Frat or know sorority girls
anyone have any stories?
>>37647261
I got you
>rented out a club with another fraternity
>wandering around the club looking for poon
>saw a kid in the other frat hooking up with a chick
>saw her friend coming in to stop it so I swooped in and started dancing with her
>make out
>she's grinding on me at the bar
>this chick comes up to me and whispers "I'm way prettier than her" in my ear
>decide to ignore
>she comes back and says "I have a thing for darker guys" (I'm Hispanic)
>dick is diamonds
>decide to stay with the chick I was with
>go home with her and her friend+bro I helped
>wasn't drunk so I convinced her to let me drive her car to her place
>blows me while I drive to her place
>fuck in her car
>convince her to come to my place
>fuck her
>never talk to her again
>hook up with the second girl in the story 2 weeks later
College was great
>>37647040
get a gym membership or start doing calisthenics.
>>37647261
youll just need to know that the fit 4channers will make up stories like these
>>37647355
that are fake
>>37647355
>swoops in and stops the cock block
youre a legend bro, we need more niggas like you out there.
>>37647261
>be pledging a fraternity freshman year
>bitches love messing with pledges
>at party
>girl and i dancing after a few drinks
>grinding
>huge boner
>she looks back at me and starts grinding hard on my dick
>ohfuck
>keep dancing and talking with her
>walk her back home
>she invites me in for netflix
>after a few minutes starts to go down on me
>sex
>was pretty good
>leave
>only hit her up for casual sex from then on
>this happened with a new girl every few months
Join a fraternity anon
>>37644471
imagine if the sexes were reversed
>>37647380
You must've been a GDI loser
>>37647392
I know what it's like for a bitches friend to pull the "sorry but we have to go pee" bullshit when the bitch is obviously into me so I had to make a move lol. We're all gonna make it
>>37647380
and this
>>37647405
>>37647455
mmm yeah stud, you were fucking all the bitches werent you
>>37644075
You got ignored anon but I thought this was funny
>>37647489
>>37647477
Someone must've not gotten a bid. Sorry bud.
>>37647489
You /r9k/ers don't realize how easy it really is if you aren't an aspie
>>37642243
Lol even millennials like me are sadly laughing bc the chances of boomers making room for us are low
>>37644075
Woof
>Get drunk with the lads
>We decide to arm wrestle
>I win most of the games because I cheat
>One of the guys goes: "Fucking hell man look at the size of those arms of course they'll break you"
Different one
>At college
>I was still in skeletor mode but I was putting on weight, my pecs, delts and traps are visible through my shit
>One of the grills and some guy are talking about weight loss and I just waddle around autistically
>"I mean anon and X are the only ones without a belly"
>The grill goes: "Yeah but look at anon I bet he doesn't even have any fat on his body"
>She looks at me and smiles
>I literally don't know how to react and pretend I haven't heard anything while looking at the sky
It was worth it just for that, familia. We;re all gonna make it
>>37643815
My genetics did.
>girl on the left
>>37643013
"call shenanigans"? are you at olin college?
>>37640436
bitch on the right would never see the outside of my cellar if I found her
>>37644154
jesus this was rough to read. how's 7th grade math?
>>37647261
>>37647355
>>37647405
>tfw all boys high school was basically a big fraternity but without any girls
>have hated/not really enjoyed hanging with all frat guys I've come into contact with in college
guess it just wasn't for me
>>37644709
look around the club, find a way to surprise her and tap her on the shoulder, if it doesnt work say i was gonna try and suprise you
>just say hey, its noisy so it doesnt matter
>than say wanna head out back
>make sure to hold onto her to keep sexual tension and that you dont lose her
>whether she says something or not just kiss her and start feeling up her thighs
>if things escalate find a place to bang while still fondling her
>>37640565
top
>>37643808
>joined /fit/
>>37648055
also its all action and not words, but if you happen to sperg something up or she gets turned off or something just blame that you are drunk, whether shes down at this point or not you wont be feeling bad cause you should know you gave a valid excuse and you can get better at your foreplay the next time without loss of motivation
>>37645844
5'11 here, damn 170 is a good weight. I'm like 155-160. I do heavy cardio too. I want to get to 165 steady regardless of how much cardio I also do. Time to up that weight.
>>37646644
Checked
>being this new
Mire threads are mostly satire.
>>37643808
>all these newfags
fuck off for fuck sake, this place is already a shithole as is
>>37645927
"Oh I skateboard on the weekends"
>>37645402
I wanna pet bu too
>>37644471
you posted this some weeks ago lol
>>37646513
>benching 2 plate
>impressive
>>37646513
>2 plate bench
>impressive in any way
>>37644446
gotem senpai
>>37642806
Based.
>>37642806
livin the dream tbqh
>>37640436
>>She thanks and leaves while I mire her butt for a while to show some reciprocity
kek
>>37644295
>>37643861
Because he is a cool guy and only five years older than me. He helped me a lot to find an apartment, get all the documents I need, just establish my life in a new country.
>>37646138
Don't know how I managed to do that. I would say I'm still an introvert guy but I have no problem to talk to strangers/customers, hold a presentation in front of a big crowd and so on...it's just that I need some time by myself once in a while to recover.
>>37642806
i don't beleive u
>>37640495
>>37647014
Odd, i find the left one hideous and the right one the qt3.14
>>37640664
i am glad you were not me.
i am glad i am not you
>>37648430
fuck off grandpa
>>37648138
>Mire threads are mostly satire.
H-haha I k-know right?
>>37649231
Same here bro, right is the only answer
Happend today:
>Walking down the street.
>Beggar stands on the corner.
>She says something like "Hey pretty boy, do you have some change so I can eat"
>Keep on walking and ignoring her
>Write down my experience on peruvian sock sewing forum
>Alpha.As.Fuck.
>>37647432
It would be literally rape
>>37647432
>>37646488
how do you work them? just calve raise or maybe cardio help?
>>37641955
Are you in the FBI?
>>37649399
>"Hey pretty boy, do you have some change so I can eat"
could've had your dick sucked man, win for both. you got your dick sucked and she got some food.
>>37647432
Shit would cause a mini riot which is a good thing because men and women are not the same and that is absolutely OK
>>37646958
desu you could be twice the natty limit if you still have a gut women won't mire so work off that fat fatty
>>37640436
>Work has mis year party which is disney themed
>Decide to go as mulan since I'm asian and have long hair.
>Should be a good laugh
>Tell some of my coworkers
>One of the girls randomly messages me on fb one night and after some bantz said what is shown in the picture
>Don't really know how to respond so sperg out
>>37649571
Run on te balls of your feet and try and go up hills
>>37649774
Trump 2016
>>37649813
I dont get it, wtf is the point? Explain? Who the fuck is who?
>>37649813
>starting to sound suspicious
its not that big a request, at the very most someone could jack/jill off to your legs, which is still kinda flattering desu
>>37649842
I asked her if I should wax my legs to suit the costume better.
to which she said
>Nah don't bother, no one would see it anyway. Although for the the picture I will be asking for on the night, can you please pull the dress up a little to show off your legs? Thanks.
My response was the one in the blue
>>37649868
It was my shit attempt at banter.
Social skills aren't my forte
>>37649878
dont worry anon, once I was trying to chat with a girl on fb; when she said "what" I responded with the navy seal copypasta
she blocked me
we're all gonna make it
i've recently hit Ottermode after 1 year lifting. im not the biggest but its a start
girl from uni i know
>wow Anon your back has gotten a lot wider and you have nice shoulders in this t-shirt
>t-thanks
sitting outsider of a bar with some friends and unknown girls
>some guy proposes we do arm wrestling for shitngiggles
>proceed to beat all of them, even the guy who was 20 kilo heavier than me and thought he was strong
>wow Anon you a really strong, lifting weights has really paid off
>t-thanks
also alot of my friends commenting how ive gotten bigger and they should start hitting the gym
>>37649878
Jesus clearly
A simple "why?" Would have sufficed. Dont take requests or do what people ask unless they give you suitable reason
>>37650081
Why?
>>37647405
is netflix the new coffee?
