Why is it called bench press? I mean, you're not actually pressing the bench... should it not be "press on bench"?
You have a poor understanding of the English language
>>37638108
It's called a bench press because Mike 'King of /fit/' Patton named it that when he lifted an entire kitchen bench with a chest press. It was 112kg. He was 19.
>>37638108
It's a Press that you do on a Bench
>incline benchpress
>do it anyways
>>37638108
AND WHATS THE DEAL WITH SANDWICHES? THERES NO SAND IN THEM, AND THEY ARENT WITCHES. WHAT AM I, BEACHBOUND MACBETH OVER HERE?
>shrugs
>why not
>deadlift
>not even in snap city
>>37638108
>stupid
Why is it called fag? I mean, you're not actually smoking... should it not be "sucking on penis"?
>>37638325
You mean decline bench press, do none of you read what you write?
>>37638458
Trolled hard.
>>37638335
>sandWICH
>witch
gtfo
>tricep kickbacks
>triceps do not have feet
>deadlift
>not a hearse
>>37638473
>LOL I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED
>>37638335
It's the dude who popularized them, 4th Earl of Sandwich.
>>37639375
>no recognising an obvious subversion of the >decline bench meme
Let me guess, you're pretending to be retarded right now?
>>37638325
i keked
>>37639661
>still hooked on the bait
lmaoing at your life bro
>overhead press
>where's the overhead you're not having a presentation it's a fucking barbell you're pressing
>>37639760
It is you who fell for the bait
>>37639661
You guys are fucking stupid
>>37639691
summer.
>>37638108
>powercleans
>dirty as fuck afterwards
>>37638108
>skullcrushers
>don't have to go to hospital
>>37638108
>Farmers walk
>Didn't know farmers walked like this
>>37638108
>deadlift
>this necromancy shit didn't work
>>37638108
>calf raises
>i don't know how to raise calfs nor do i live on a farm
>>37638108
>Leg extensions
>Still a manlet
>>37638108
>situps
>gotta lay down
>>37638108
>Hammer curls
>Gym does not supply any tools
>>37638108
>ass to grass
>there aint no fuckin grass in here
>>37638108
>Preacher curls
>I'm an atheist
>Clean and jerk
>I usually do it the other way
>French Press
>Accept
>>37638108
>squat bodyweight
>no barbell needed
>>37638108
>bulk and cut
>didn't know fit people were fat emos
>>37638108
>Burpies
>Don't say excuse me
>>37638108
>Jumping Jacks
>My name is John
>>37638108
>can you spot me?
>this isn't "Wheres Waldo?" Tell me where you are.
>>37638108
>i finally benched 1pl8
>there are actually two plates on the barbell
>>37638108
>Dumbell flies
>No they don't
>>37640336
"You're right there" would have been better
>>37640353
>>37638108
>powercage
>this is a poorly built cage
Why are they called pullups? You don't even--uh, wait, how...
>>37638108
You are pressing the bench.
You are pressing it away from the bar.
>>37640270
>French press
>Get shot
>bench press
>do it anyway
>>37638108
>squat
>actually own the place
>>37638108
>Goblet Squat
>Not squatting over a goblet
>>37638108
>The press
>I actually feel sad.
>Barbell Shrug
>Don't Surrender
>push ups
>don't get any high fives
>>37638108
Why's it called a 'deadlift' if you aren't lifting a body?
>>37640131
you have to be at least a 5th level cleric to cast Raise Dead
