if girls are such terrible people, why do we work out of them?
cus millions of years of evolution has led us to think with our dicks
>>37635647
>if girls are such terrible people
Just because they're terrible people doesn't mean they don't have a use in getting our dicks wet.
>>37635661
I don't think with my dick. He doesn't allow me in on the decision making process so he just thinks for me
>>37635647
Cus they're pretty ;_;
>>37635647
Because I want to hatefuck them
>>37635647
> lifting for women instead of making them want you only so you can reject them to see the sadness in their faces
Wew lad
>>37635661
>evolution
>millions of years
American education system detected
>>37635753
> He believes in aliums
>>37635647
brain of a woman - garbage
vagina of a woman - heavenly
i spend as much time around women as it takes to fuck them. then i spend my time fucking them. then i make them buy me stuff. then i leave. why would i want to talk to someone who is by genetic design vapid and shallow.
>>37635647
>why do we work out of them?
we don't
>>37635647
Basically I feel a primal urge to bang them. Like right now new girl at work sitting next to be as I type this. I want to smash her silly and thinking about her naked. But don't want a sexual harassment case so stick to tinder girls
>>37635753
Cellular life had existed on this planet for for over 3.5 billion years and we have been evolving to what we are now ever since.
We may have only existed about 200,000 years but have been evolving for 3.5 billion.
>>37635661
If you think people didnt insatiably crave sex until some kind of "evolution" occurred, you are beyond stupid.
>>37636595
>implying your mum isn't a girl
>>37636612
>hey new girl we have a policy here. you have to suck my dick, its company policy.
what could go wrong?
>>37635647
I don't lift for girls
I was raised around more women than men tho. My dad and uncles were all horrible people. The only level headed people I could be around were my mom, sisters, and my aunt. Now I just feel naturally comfy talking to girls and now that I look at it I have more friends who are girls
>>37636650
male feminist detected
>>37635647
Because I can't turn off my sex drive. As soon as I cum I want to be alone and go back to doing productive shit instead of watching movies and cuddling all day,
>>37636653
Dear god no. Not even close
>>37636650
nu-male
>>37636667
How?
>>37636650
C U C K
U
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>>37636684
How?
>>37635647
Fuck off OP nobody asked men to do anything for girls. We use you because you let us. Ain't that some shit.
>>37635647
So i can stick my peepee inside one so i can have son so i can inject him with grow hormoes and protein powder instead of baby formula. If i can't be Chad i'll make one from scratch!
>>37635705
This.
Only a fool would lift to get women.
>>37635705
>tfw this is such a big motivator for my lifting
>tfw i hate myself for wanting this
>tfw i know doing that wont bring her back or fix the hurt she caused
>tfw it probably wont happen anyway
>>37637150
Don't make me fucking question what I'm doing here man. I'm hanging on by a fucking thread.
Girls are the least gay option
Because I don't hate all women, just a lot of them
Found a girl I like a lot and she doesn't even have a penis.
Lift to make her continue to love me
If I get fat, she might stop loving me.
They have pussies
>>37637422
Don't make me look at it.. Don't remind me. I see failure of myself everytime I see a guy happy with their girlfriend. I hide, very very well.
>>37635753
I'm American and even I laughed at this
>>37635705
>do this
>remember i'm 5'5" and women will still tweet about wanting a 6' guy even after nukes have leveled the planet and vaporized all other men
>>37635647
I don't.
Reminder, she won't love you if you don't lose weight
https://youtu.be/9mbp0DugfCA
>>37637401
Don't let any of these guys fool you with their bullshit, unless you are legit gay... You are lifting for the end result of getting a female like every other guy, if any of us had the option of laying around with tons of women who wanted to fuck us regardless of what are bodies looked like each one of us wouldn't lift shit besides the beer and pizza to out faces and you know it
>>37637491
Honestly.. I don't think I'd go as hard but with weightlifting but I'd defiantly still do the boxing, mma and yoga sorta shit I have planned. But I'm fat so that's why I lift, probably wouldn't care if I was thin. I hate to sound like a victim man but if I broke down my life to you'd just sound like everybody else and say "life's not fair".
>lifting for girls
>2014 + 3
>>37637527
Well there are reasons other than pussy to lift weights, like you are saying of you are into fighting or maybe military or something but for the vast majority of us... That's not the case, maybe you were in a a car accident and need to regain mobility through rehab or yeah you were picked on your whole life for being a fat shit or abused by family so now you need to be stronger to not feel like a victim those are legit reasons I understand but I can't stand these fucking liars on those board who keep repeating the same "hurr durr I don't lift for women!! You're an idiot for doing that!!! Fuck them!!" then turn around and lift some more as they try their hardest to come up with something clever for their tinder profile to have something else on it besides a picture of them with their shirt off... Those are the assholes I'm calling out
>>37637642
Man my reasons just as good as theirs. And it's just as justified. We feel like bitches and lifting weights makes you less of one.
The only thing that keeps me even slightly interested in what women have to say or to do is their vagina. Other than that there's absolutely nothing they can contribute to my existence as a human being. But it's the vagina, their vagina, that makes me want to listen, to please, to satisfy, to console, to act and do anything in my power in order to get access to that vagina. I wish I wasn't a slave to the vagina but it's so much stronger than me. I'm forcefully yet willingly up to suffer any bullshit go that
>>37635647
wheres the best place to meet genuine gf status qts /fit/?
im sick of wasting time on the tindersloots and just need to go meet some actual chicks irl
>tfw dont work or go to school so that is kinda hindering
>>37637861
Church, but legit church. None of that hippy or pop rock band hymns in the mega church shit
>>37635647
To be better than them. That's our whole point to existing; be better. The better you are, the better she can be.
>>37637935
I'm doing this shit for me desu
We think we're doing it for them but we soon realize we're doing it for ourselves
>>37635647
i wanna smell that sweater after a long day ....
>muh weird fetish
Women as a category of people are no better or worse than men.
Also, some of them prefer a fitter boy to a less fit one.
fuck em'
>>37637429
Spent so long checking that guitar out on the wall lol
>>37635647
the only bitch i lift for is my doggy
I want them to bear my sons
>>37637453
Come and live in Mexico. Women are on average like 5'2", and can look as latin or european as you like.
>but what if I like niggers?
We also have a few towns with niggers in them. They are, for all intents and purposes, mexican too.
>but I also like arabs
You're in luck. But arab-born aren't all that arab-looking.
>>37636582
>tfw no gf
>>37636699
>Fuck off OP nobody asked men to do anything for girls.
Except hire you in lucrative fields you refuse to qualify for and then pay you to do nothing on maternity leave. And, you know, enfranchisement.
>>37635682
This.
>tfw no qt3.14 to treat like your loving, faithful dog anymore
>>37635647
>BIOLOGICAL IMPERATIVE
>>37636657
Yes.
>>37636650
faggot
female "friend"
kek
>>37636627
You're the idiot. The animals we evolved from craved sex, that's why we do.
Daily reminder that 6 and 7 /10 with great personality become 8 and 9 if you date them and love them. Love is like permanent beer goggles.
>>37637892
Just try that here.
You'll wake up at the county clerk desk in a tux with a shotgun to your head.
>>37635682
Once I told a particularly-astute friend that "I needed a girl". Without missing a beat, he replied "No Anon... you need 'girl'"
I need 'girl'.
>>37635753
>Thinking we come from dirt and not bacteria
>>37642969
everything "craves sex" dipstick. things that put less effort toward reproduction stopped existing because they reproduced less
>>37637409
>Because I don't hate all women, just a lot of them
THIS
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Cause we're human, man. No such thing as a good decision with us
>>37643999
Either you're missing a few words there or you're being pseudo-philosophical. It sounds retarded.
>>37644074
>Pseudo-philosophical
>I use big words but I don't know what they mean
Get me some of dat dere summer kiddo
we don't like women, we like what they have
>>37644276
this. my feed is always full of girls that dont really do anything/have little no education/average 20k jobs but always post pictures of them doing rad fucking shit because some fucking guy treats them to it. getting to go backstage at music festivals even though they have shit taste in music and could give two fucks about the artist as long as they can drink and get a few good selfies in.
but whatever i hate hating so fuck it. me getting irritated at stupid shit like that isnt helping me as a person, i have to work harder to get all that same cool shit and so be it.
wew the /r9k/ invasion is real
>>37635753
are u retarded
>>37635753
are you legit slow?
>>37635673
underrated
>>37635705
this
>>37637474
These feels. I was not ready for this
>>37642837
See:
>We use you because you let us.
>>37644011
Exactly, so everything craves sex because of evolution.
I work into them ;)
Haha nice thread OP but i'm kidding. I'm actually a hollow husk of man
>>37636653
>>37636667
>>37636684
>>37642897
You guys are fucking idiots. All of the guys I know that have a tone of female friends slay. Girls are the best wingmen
>not making friends with women to expand your dating pool
are you even trying
>>37635647
>we
Speak for yourself
girls don't give a shit about muscle
>>37644197
Perfectly reasonable use of the word. I think you may be retarded.
>>37635647
>work out of them
Exactly. We workout to get out of their twisted gnarly matriarch so that we can unite as common brothers in fitness. We workout not for them and their bodies but for each other and our bodies. We all come together here at /fit/ and at the gyms to stimulate each other so that we won't need the vile vaginal voids that are heterosexual relationships with disgusting women.
Right bruhs?
>>37637841
wow
>>37643999
wtf does this even mean
