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let's hear about your most /alpha/ moments. here's one from way back
>be me
>in college
>living in a house with 4 other guys
>one of them gets a cat
>he says he'll be responsible
>months go by and there are piles of cat shit everywhere
>I try to clean it up, but no one else seems to care or help
>get an idea
>grab paper plate and head to the living room
>shit on paper plate
>leave for class
>come back later
>my shit is still there
>they're livid, screaming at me
>tell them I will pick up the shit I'm responsible for when he picks up the shit he is responsible for
>point to pile of cat shit in the other room
>my other room mates actually agree and demand he pick up all of his cat's shit first
I never had to shit in the living room again.
>deal with a situation in the most autistic way possible
>g-guys, i was so alfa-fa when i shit on a plate
>>37629418
they all started helping take care of the cat because they knew I would walk into the living room, look them in the eye, and shit on the floor if they didn't.
It's called a power move, anon, and it fucking worked.
can someone put the caption "Alpha as Fuck" on this pic?
has meme potential
this ain't mine but a mates
>lives in student housing, like 10 people in a flat with individual rooms, common kitchen
>he and other housemate notices that someone keeps eating their crisps
>puts up a note telling the crisp-eater to fuck off
>crisps keeps disappearing
>inspiration strikes
>opened bag of crisps (big packet, not individual little ones) left in the kitchen, note at the bottom saying the crisps have all been dicked
>next day, crisps are gone
>no more crisps stolen ever
no idea if he actually dicked the chips but it wouldn't surprise me
>>37629497
>no idea if he actually dicked the chips
crisps*
>>37629390
>used to be a total gym rat, 6'1" and 210lbs of builtfat
>had a friend who did BJJ, he practised on me as I was bigger and stronger, but showed me a few things, namely ground control and the scarf hold
>night out celebrating a friend getting a job or something
>a fight broke out
>some guy bottles another guy
>blood everywhere, attacker is screaming and waving the bottle around
>the bar is a shithole, bouncer isn't going to do shit
>I decide to be a total idiot and sprint into the attacker
>he hits the floor
>I get him into a scarf hold holding the bottle behind my back
>hold him while the bouncer arrives and removes the bottle from his hand
>bouncer takes over and thanks me
>some girl tells me I saved her friend's boyfriend's life
>friends call me an idiot and say I could have been seriously hurt
>I don't care, I tackled someone who had a weapon
>police arrive, spend an hour giving a statement about what happened
>get out in time to get a taxi home with my friends
Only fight I ever got into.
OP here
>>37629497
>not leaving a piece of shit at the bottom of the package instead of some beta note.
not alpha yet.
>>37629642
did you at least shit in his mouth after you beat him?
>>37629696
>did you at least shit in his mouth after you beat him?
I'm afraid not.
>>37629390
why didn't you let the cat out the fucking door cya noob
>>37629456
I sneaked something a bit clever in there as well
>>37629802
10/10 how long have you been doing photoshop professionally?
