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So you lift, but can you defend yourself against Baba Koksal
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So you lift, but can you defend yourself against Baba Koksal running at you with a knife

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Yeah, just shoot him.
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Ill just call Jason Blaha and he would take him out at point blank with his trusty .308 problm solved
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i run like fuck, knives are no joke
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>>37628014
Set my trap and wait
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>>37628014
I'd trample on with my pair of M77's
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>you'll never do cardio with Baba
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>>37628321
Little guy has mad acceleration
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>>37628091
>they think they can gun down a koksäl running at you at incredibly high speed
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>>37628392
low baricentrum
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>>37628979
i just want to hold him up and rape him
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>>37628979
I wonder what his punches feel like

do they even hurt
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>>37629011
http://imgur.com/LgEWRbT
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>>37628014
>>37628321
>>37628979

what the fuck is this
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What's stopping these people from picking him up and tossing his across the room?
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>>37628030
>>37628091
>Implying you can hit a target that small
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>>37629106
he's got the worst friends ever
I swear whenever he's with them he is in a permanent state of violence and stress
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>>37629163
Doesnt he live is moscow
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>>37629145
Too busy laughing.
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>>37629145
They friends... he just violent turk roach and dog friends idiot angry him off for profit
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>>37629179
im pretty sure he died dude
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>>37628014
I thought it was a photoshoped pic kek
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>>37628014
Not suse, he is the definition of small quick and agile.

Imagine him armed with a 100000 time folded Nipon steel katana.
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>>37628014
What the FUCK, OP. I know turbo manlets are usually aggro, but after looking up this guy this just scares me.
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>>37629179
He's turkish.
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He looks like a cool guy, people are just egging him on. Should come to Norway so we could share a beer
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man this board went to shit.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad-1Spo4WxU
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Imagine if Koksal was 6'5 230lbs of roid muscle, he'd be the human equivalent of a nuclear bomb
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>>37630000
czeched
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>>37629203
>SuperMong vs Izlee
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>>37629134
>he doesnt know köksal baba
what a fucking pleb
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>>37630000
He probably wouldn't have his constant rages if he was 6,5.
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>>37629203
Damn didn't realize how mismatched someone 5'11" is vs 6'0".
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>>37628014
I can beat him

My secret: raid spray
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>>37628014

brother let me tell you something. I train everyday, twice a day in my basement gym. I don't need any fancy corporate gym to get yuge. I got yuge all fucking natty with resistance bands and body weight compound lifts. I could take on any slavshit with a knife because I also train reflexes 8 times a week. I am faster and stronger than any pussy with a knife.
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>>37628014
>this guy is more alpha than 90% of /fit/
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>Mfw high protein Roach snack
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>>37632946
wew
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>>37628321
God I fucking hate this ugly turk roach I wish I met him so I can piss him off then toss him into a garbage can from across the room
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he walks with more confidence with anyone on /fit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrsmQpMX5bg
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>>37634926
You are very brave anon, we admire you for being able to do something none of us have the balls to do
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>>37634970
If you are going to be built like that you have to be alpha.
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