How long to unlock David mode natty?
>>37623683
1. Be a DYEL
2. ???
3. PROFIT
Don't be a fagget, go for Hercules mode
>>37623710
>that testicle size on Hercules
not natty confirmed
>>37623722
I think it's definately possible natty, with good genetics
why would you want to be a twink dyel???
>>37623726
so I can be /fa/
>>37623683
eat whatever you want making sure you gain weight even if it's fat and lift for 1 year
then cut for 4 months
it's literally this easy lol
>>37623683
/fit/ and /fa/ masterrace
>>37623683
Trick question: in roids how long would this take?
Sling x F
Why do people want to be natty? That literally makes no sense.
>>37624487
You are an idiot
>>37623683
>>37623710
>>37623726
>that babydick
Kek
>>37624523
Im not sure about the Hercules statue, but its thought that since the statue of David depicts him just before he fights goliath, he's scared shitless, and with the adrenaline response that comes with the fight-or-flight reaction, your blood is shunted elsewhere and your dong becomes more of a ding, until bloodflow and adrenaline levels return to normal.
>>37623751
Says a fat guy, who thinks he could be nice looking, he just does not want to
>>37624564
Or maybe if you knew anything about Renaissance art you'd know they considered large penises to be grotesque and the mark of a simpleton
>>37624608
Actually, he's correct with regards to the David statue.
You're correct in the philosophy of the times, though.
>>37624749
>being grotesque
>having the mark of a simpleton
>not being able to get along with high renaissance society
>forever being a pleb
>>37624773
>having a babydick
>arguing that the statue's dick isn't small
>having a babydick
>>37623683
Run a little bit. Do push-ups. Never touch a weight.
>>37624749
found the guy who has nothing going for himself besides a big dick
>>37624787
>being a dick
>misreading my post and thinking that i was saying the statue didnt have a small dick because your grotesque simpleton dick was in the way of the screen
>being a simpleton
>>37624820
Quiet dicklet. Men are talking.
>>37626258
Kek
>>37623683
6 months lifting, 3 months cutting.
Assuming you start from average skinnyfat dyel.
Fatties would have to cut more.
>>37624564
>your dong becomes more of a ding
Funniest thing I've read from a trip, at least intentionally.
>>37626258
>>37624749
>>37624787
Kek
>>37624523
Yeah I'm sure you'd like the statues more if the artists decided to adorn them with huge erect cocks, you faggot.
>>37627021
Quiet dicklet, men are talking.
>>37624523
>>37624564
Wasn't David about 12 years old when he fought Goliath?
Just because ya'lls dick didn't grow past 12 years old doesn't mean his didn't.
why settle for anything but the most aesthetic physique
>>37627448
Quiet dicklet, men are talking.
reminder that there is literally no point in having a big, grotesque, effeminate dick
>>37627606
Found the dicklet.
>>37624523
fun fact, im that small when not hard and 7x5.5 hard
>what are growers
>>37627665
Tell me, you woman-man, why is it you favor a large penis that is like unto a beast? if you were a man, a human man, you would not think so. Therefore, you are a beast yourself and are of no concern
>tfw only thing comparable to david is the penissize
>>37627722
Girl here. Have never came with anything under 6".
>>37623754
Who /fit/fa/tg/uy here?
>>37627841
>Therefore, you are a beast yourself and are of no concern
>>37627841
7.5inch here. Pls be in London.
>>37627841
Your orgasm is of no concern to me, or any other thinking man of quality. If you want a gigolo, you're free to find one, you fucking whore
>>37624487
Reddit is this way, cheater. >>>/out/
>>37624523
In ancient times small penises were considered beautiful. Also big penises were considered vulgar - eg. something you would NOT consider good
>>37627948
It's still that way, only black guys and fools want big ugly dicks
why do people think he has a small dick
do you think guys with 7" and above dicks are always at that size?
>what are erections
>>37627956
>T.literal cuckold
>>37627856
>>37627873
>>37627948
>>37627966
Found the dicklets.
>>37627973
>>37627973
nice content free meme posts that only prove you have to be a retard to favor big ugly dicks
>>37627966
My dick is less than 7 and even when cold after seimming it never gets that small.
Not just flaccid, flaccid with shrinkage.
>>37627948
They also thought the earth was flat, the cure for blindness was rubbing dogshit on your eyeballs and you'd run out of blood if you didn't eat enough.
Keep crying, dicklet.
>>37623683
>>37623726
am I suppose to sculpt the penis?
>>37628000
Yes, like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fJkcsOkRb0
>>37627989
Not even memeing, that is why i added the word literal.
Sorry you get off to having a tiny dick and watching women get fucked by real men with real dicks
>>37627989
Quiet dicklet, men are talking.
>>37623683
You're probably already there
>>37627995
you're retarded and "learned" everything you "know" about "the ancient world" from reddit and cracked
>>37628272
>muh eratosthenes
Shut up, faggot.
>>37628303
Just admit you don't know shit about what you're talking about and you just go "hurr durr it's old therefore it must be bad"
>finally can see myself getting to David mode soon
>will never have those chest insertions
>>37628314
>implying i am the same dude you were talking to before.
We arent all samefagging autists, you cringey bastard
>>37628385
the guy who jumped into a conversation that had nothing to do with him is calling me names? and you think it's samefagging to reply back to someone?
you could have just said you were a fucking retard and I wouldn't have wasted my time
At 6'1 what weight and body fat do I need to be to look like David?
What about Hercules?
>>37628401
>being this new
>thinking this is plebbit
>thinks whole thread should revolve around him autistically ranting at one other person, about a topic that has nothing to do with the topic
>literally thinks all of 4chan should cater to his autism
Wew lad. Allow me to "Jump into the conversation" and say that you are a tremendous faggot, who needs to go back to your shitty hugbox
>you posted just to call me names? That means you're retarded!
Cry more, just because the bantz hurt your wittle fee fees
>>37628448
TL;DR you've already demonstrated how stupid you are, the rest is just damage control. Bye bye
>>37628401
>This fucking guy
>>37628456
Quiet dicklet, men are talking.
>>37628464
well memed
>>37626994
>6 months lifting, 3 months cutting
I did 6 months of cutting and then 6 months of split before this pic
>>37628456
>mocking me for my autism is just d-damage control
>>37628474
>he doesn't know what TL;DR means
and here I thought you were useless, but you managed to get me to chortle. it's rare to meet such a literal fucking newfag
>>37628473
>split
Found your problem.
One third the frequency, one third the progressive overload, one third the gains.
>>37628314
No, I've read enough history books and taken enough classes to know what I'm talking about.
Granted, the "running out of blood" thing was a 17th century idea and mostly contained in France, not an ancient world idea, but then again I'm not an idiot.
>>37628485
Holy fuck, go back to plebbit immediately.
>>37628473
looking fantastic mang
>>37628491
>Found your problem
Good luck repeating my progress on SS in 6 month
>>37628496
then you're just plain unintelligent. my condolences. stick to video games would be my advice
>>37628501
there's no need for you to type out your inner monologues
>>37628485
>says bye bye
>wont fuck off
>thinks he is "winning"
>is literally just displaying that this is his first time ever posting on 4chan
>>37628527
you realize I'm not reading your posts, right? I'm giving zero thought to you. you are an insect
>>37628516
Can you not fucking read.
>split
>problem
Ss is not a fucking split you retard.
>>37628516
that is like 4 months of ss, tops
>>37628521
Just plain unintelligent? What have I said that is factually wrong?
>>37628535
Yeah you did dicklet.
>>37628542
excuse me, but are you fucking serious? you don't even know what blood is
>>37628556
it's funny that I called you an insect and now you continue to make the same insignificant sounds like a cricket
>>37628559
Oh this'll be good. What did I say wrong about blood? That some idiot Frenchmen used to think you could run out of it by getting hungry?
How did that make you think I didn't know what blood is?
>>37628537
He said that the split was my problem. And I assumed he means that any strength routine would give a skelly more muscle definition withing the same amount of time.
I ended split after that pic and abandoned lifting for a while. Now I'm back on track, but doing 5x5 and I can't say it gives me more proportionate definitions. Although it's not a correct comparison, because I already had some base made on split.
>>37628563
>being this triggered about his babydick
Rofl...Festering in anger over your keyboard, beads of sweat formulating over your brow as you struggle to articulate your infantile emotions. Clearly my feelings on the subject matter to you judging from the gravity of your response. You are so weak. I dismiss you, peasant. Lmao don't bother replying I'm exiting out of the thread as soon as I post this.
[ ] x gon give it to ya
[ ] x is giving it to ya
[X] x gave it to ya
[X] Served
[ ] Not served
>>37628574
oh my god you really don't know what you're talking about do you. I hope you didn't pay money for those classes you took
>>37628596
hows it feel to waste all that time typing something just for me to ignore it?
>>37628606
Not him but I think he already left the thread dicklet.
>>37628606
So, you're this mad someone made fun of your babydick?
Now, either tell me what I said wrong about blood or fuck off back to plebbit.
>>37628473
You're getting bald though. Hairlets need not apply as greek sculptures
>>37628654
>You're getting bald
Nah, it's my shitty genes. I had such hairline since I was a kid
>>37628645
Is it still possible to report shitposters?
>>37628645
>You will never get this upset over the size of your penis
Feels good man.
>>37623710
>that gyno
>natty
Pick one
>>37628689
another post I can ignore
>>37628676
good luck he's paid to disrupt threads
>>37628689
I have had literal cock measuring contests, that I was the victor of, that haven't made me feel this good about the size of my penis.
>>37628516
>implying
6 months here as well, I think you look fucking tiny
>>37628746
He looks better and is probably taller too
>>37628764
he weighs nothing and is leaner, I dont see your point, he looks fucking dyel, literally no lats, no delts, no legs
>>37628746
I am tiny. My goal body was David and I never wanted to go bigger than that, so I tracked my calories very carefully to not end bigger than that.
>>37628780
not gonna lie, he has potential, and I dont think Im huge or something, I feel like I barely escaped ottermode
i just wanna get heavy
>>37628832
you should hit upper chest more, maybe get bigger arms and keep going on your legs, if you do it slowly you can be better looking than davidmode easily in another 6 months
>>37628832
>>37628859
So when are you guys going to have sex?
>>37628859
I've abandoned the split and started 5x5 to hit magical 1/2/3/4 first. I don't think I want to go much bigger that ottermode anyway. I'm a former fatty so keeping my diet in control is very tough for me. I'll better stick to my maintenance TDEE with minimal gains rather than get on a slippery slope with bulking
>>37624564
I remember each time i wrestled both before and after my dick looked like that.
>>37628910
damn, props anon, I might even have sex with a guy as dedicated as you
>>37628473
>this is what frogposters look like
fuck this gay earth
>>37623683
Would I look like David if i was a bit leaner?
>>37629008
you forgot
>bodyweight fag checking in
you have different chest insertions, david mode is literally the stepping stone between dyel and otter, as long as youre lean and carry some muscle you look like that, if youre like 6' and 74 kg and you'd cut now then yes, you would
>>37629033
So i should give up and never lift in my life again.
>>37629084
why? if you want to look like david of course you have to do something and not get fat(which arguably is easy as fuck)
its just not that hard, his chest is very developed, his delts are rather tiny, his arms spaghetto, I dont know what you want to hear?
>>37629084
Or just get a different goal body
>>37629107
I was joking about giving up.
I saw a baby pic of myself yesterday and my penis was literally retracted into my foreskin, it was an innie, I couldn't even see it lmao
22 years later I'm 6'1 with a 7 inch dong
>>37628473
Dude pls tell me your split
>>37629181
Lift like a bro x 3
>>37623710
>dick hanging lower than balls
>gyno
How many goat testicles do you have to munch to get roid side effects?
>>37629181
ABCxABC
A - arms
B - chest
C - shoulders
Back and other auxiliary muscles were hit randomly during the week. Legs were hit rarely and only on my rest days
>>37624487
Natty is fit lingo for all natural as in no steroids .
>>37628910
You give me hope.
>>37623683
Guess little dicklet got mad and left.
>>37629572
You sure showed him!
>>37629675
You poke the bear you get the claws.
