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>tfw this DYEL hungry skeleton body would wreck any of you in less than 10 seconds. Probably more like 3 seconds for most of you.
McGregor is the shit.
>implying I want to fight
>>37622833
>2016
>fighting
Pick one.
>>37622833
Lifters vs fighters Broscience onYT you're welcome
>>37622833
b-but why do you compare fighter to bodybuilder in terms of fighting? Compare bodybuilder to fighter in terms of bodybuilding.
>tfw fighter
First MMA class a lumping BB came in and through he would cruise through our class acting real arrogant.
Someone calls out "bodybuilding won't help u in here homie". He then got his shit snapped up for 1 hour and never came back
>>37622847
>>37622852
>that complete lack of direction in life where you lift to "look good" and rationalize that you do it to "feel better about yourself" when in reality you're just secretly hoping to impress some skanky whore never really realizing that real women are attracted to the alpha posture/way of thinking that comes with knowing that you can take care and carry yourself.
It's like you never had a father to teach you this stuff, Anons. I feel sorry for you.
>>37622872
>never came back because fighting is for cavemen
>>37622872
>Someone calls out "bodybuilding won't help u in here homie"
I learned two things from your post. It sounds like MMA is populated with untermensch and they were jelly of his physique, because rarely does one get to present his fighting skills for the opposite sex.
>>37622879
I agree, it's a primal instinct. I was a hater until i got into a pro boxing ring, now i'm learning MMA it's like nothing else.
>>37622911
And you also want to tell EVERYONE about it, cool but really noone gives a shit about you grappling naked men except you
>>37622874
I know how to fight, I did boxing, but I never get a reason to actualy hit someone. Last time it happened I was in 6th grade probably and I'm 28 now.
>>37622900
Well u didn't learn anything at all. This big bastard comes at u, you better hope u have some technique behind u.
MMA is all about leaving ego's at the door, its a crazy sport for a reason, and thinking your gonna school professional fighters because u hit the weights won't cut it. Not to say there isn't fucking looming giants in MMA, there is a huge steroid problem in most sports although its being cleaned up thanks to USADA
>>37622920
>I know how to fight
>Last time it happened I was in 6th grade
Pick one, Anon.
>>37622919
There's a thread centred around my passion dumbass, in the end I want to change people's minds about things
>>37622940
It happened irl in 6th grade, I did boxing when I was 24-26, but never had a chance to fight anywhere but the gym.
>>37622946
I think youre mad that you dont get to kick anyones ass like in the movies
>>37622957
That's that idea bro, I hope nobody ever has to use fighting anywhere else besides the ring.
>>37622946
Also, why do fighters always want to fight everyone yet they say theyre disciplined and are leading a more confident way of life?
>>37622833
>66kg manlet
pls go
who fucking cares. Street fighting/martial arts has been obsolete since the chinese invented gunpowder.
Yes I would kick your ass with my gun because Im not a baboon/nigger who only knows how to be a brute.
>>37622977
>Falling for the 'I am a fighter meme'.
They're not fighters bro, true marital artists are at peace with themselves and the world.
>>37622990
You want to fight bro?
>>37622995
If u like taking naps on concrete floors i'll help u out
>>37622978
>you wouldn't say that to his face
>>37623008
Im actually homeless and that really hit home
>>37622977
So whats the point then? MA are mostly cardio and don't give you a good body, and the main reason why I stopped is that every sparring left me feeling like shit, getting hit in the head/face left me with terrible headaches, while heavy lifting sessions always leave me feeling great. Also 9/10 serios fighters I know are cocky assholes and 9/10 of competing lifters I konw are great in person.
>>37623016
My condolences bro
>>37622874
not him but actually i lift because i enjoy gaining strength
it's like a video game but real life
This dyel would wreck all of you in seconds with his cyborg power. All your weights and protein bars mean nothing on the streets
>>37623012
Not him, but I would certanly say it to his face and if he beats the shit out of me I'll be able to sue him for half of his money and never have to work again. We're not in the jungle, fighting skills doesn't give you that much power.
>>37622833
>Implying I would fight anyone
>Implying I wouldn't spread my ass
What are you OP, some kind of faggot?
>>37622872
>mma class
People actually go to mma classes?
>>37623016
Me too. Where you based? Here in Scandinavia it's actually not all that bad. Need to blow in a in alcometer daily and submit urine samples weekly to keep my place at this shelter, but otherwise it's pretty alright.
Life was pretty rough a couple years back, the last six months I've been addressing my problems and getting my shit together.
>>37623101
This
He is The Champion. Most complete fighter in the world. Undisputed 147-0
>>37623101
i've boxed for about 6 months, i reckon i could take this guy on
>>37623101
i could snap this twig in half. don't come round here coming round here
>>37623101
You're confusing martial arts with a street fight. There are rules in martial arts. In a street fight he would get smashed with a road sign and die. Or stabbed. Or both.
>>37622833
I've never fought in my 25 years of life. Seriously, if you like fighting, do it. If you have some argument with someone, fighting won't really solve it.
>>37622874
>>>>>powerlifting
>>>>>olympic weightlifting
>>>>>strongman
>>37622872
wow, you guys really showed that muscular man. now get back to grappling skinny faggots on a mat
>>37622833
Serious question
Assume am about 1/2/3/4 strong, 6'0 and 190 lbs. Zero fighting experience. As average as it gets.
I have to fight a guy of this caliber. Realistically I can't even hope to land a hit, much less win.
Is there a chance that I can last for more than 15 seconds without passing out, if I immediately curl up like an armadillo? I'll be in a corner, my back against the wall, neck covered by hands, ribs covered by elbows, face between knees, abdomen and nuts behind crossed shins.
>>37622911
im a vegan. glad to see a fellow faggot on /fit/
>>37623012
i would say it to his face, if say it to the top of his head as i look down at him
>>37623203
You wouldn't keep an intact nose though.
>>37623101
great, a skinny white dude who looks like a heroin addict. i bet the girls are wet
>>37623209
id pick that faggot up like a schoolgirl picking up her hamster.
weight classes are not patriarchal systems of oppression bro.
>>37623191
He'd probably knock you out from one punch alone. Most people can't handle even that.
>>37623220
Where would he land it?
Assume the fight starts with me far enough away from him, so that there is enough time for me to crouch down like a faggot and protect my vitals (as described in >>37623191)
>>37622874
>complains that bodybuilders lift to impress skanky whores
>then states that REAL women like skinny dyel faggots
>thinks walking like you're holding two sheep under your arms whilst rocking 14 inch biceps is the supreme posture
i can smell the insecurity through my laptop
>>37622833
jesus you guys really are retarded. fifty replies to obvious bait..
>>37622833
Jokes on you OP, I'm pretty sure I can run faster for at least 10 seconds.
>>37623232
>implying this isnt all bait
>>37623231
>can no longer see the insecurity of no-neck bubbled up bodybuilders whose posture is as weak as their fake muscles
>thinks posture just deals with the size of the body
>thinks that real women like roided faggots. Best of luck getting your own Sarah Piana, kek
The insecurity you smell is your own, Anon. Sorry to break it to you.
He's not that skinny. Just looks like it when cutting water weight to 145lbs.
OP here. Just listen to his interviews. The mental game of this guy is off the chart.
That level of self confidence is the type of thing that gets you what you want in life.
This is some Law of Attraction level shit.
>>37623210
Look him up he'd wreck u m8
>>37623128
Good job bro, we are all gonna make it.
>>37622833
>Slapped to death by a skinnyfat Mexican lanket
LMAO
>>37623310
>skinnyfat
That does not mean what you think it means
>Mexican
He's Irish
>Slapped to death
More like knocked out cold by the first punch.
These tough keyboard warriors are delusional beyond help. lol.
>>37623273
id wreck his gf whilst he sits in the corner and cries. street fighting and ring fighting are chalk and cheese
>>37623245
no, all i can smell is your wifes pussy on my face. i can tell your a tumblr faggot. Real women, as opposed to what, holographic women? when you walk around no one notices, you go to a club and you're ignored. then you start throwing punches like a cave animal, and everyone thinks, "why is that manlet getting mad, must have small man syndrome"
meanwhile i got bitches feeling my huge biceps and ripped body. stay mad bro.
>>37623345
My gf is working, I think that smell if from your mouth. You should probably stop sucking your dads cock after he's finished fucking your mum.
Real women, as oposed to the skanks you hope to impress in the club by being the "big guy everyone notices". People just laugh at you. They look at you and then comment amongst themselves "look at that gigantic insecure faggot. All that dynamite, such a small fuse".
Enjoy not ever being able to have a discussion with anyone without hearing "calm your roidrage, fatto"
Enjoy not being able to sustain a blow to the jaw.
Enjoy being everyone's laughing stock.
He is not even close to been a hungry skeleton or DYEL
Body dysmorphia much ?
>>37623365
>Lmao this autismo
What did you post in a cbt and get btfo? 6 months progress and you aren't jack so you decided to flail at a speed bag and now you feel big. You sound like a fucking atheist trying to impress someone with his superior intellect. At least you won't get Cheeto stains on your gloves since the fingers are cut off
Kek b8t
Gorrila warfare itt
>>37623391
Oh so you are impressed with my intellect? At least you recognize that.
If it didn't seem obvious to you, the hole point of posting CBT is exactly the kind of beta shit BBrs do. All about image, nothing of value on the inside. No spirit whatsoever.
That's for making my point for me. Go lift some more, fatto.
>>37623409
>Oh so you are impressed with my intellect?
>the hole point
u had me man, u had me. points for trollin, but i have to deduct some for fucking it up and exposing yourself.
>>37623427
Stop trying, faggot. You're embarrassing all the other BBrs. God knows they don't need anymore embarrassment.
>>37623021
What's the point of anything?
>>37622872
Something less severe but similar happened in my kickboxing class. We had this one 6"4' pretty muscular guy, but he had zero coordination. Everybody was scared of training with him, but his punches were pretty weak. His front kicks however were devastating. It's the same movement as a leg press however.
>>37623129
Charlie pls go
>>37622874
Yes, and?
>>37623427
It was a fun run friendo :^)
Yeah but he looks like a meth head lol
>>37623124
This board autistically rants about lifting to better yourself and then freaks out when someone tries to better themselves?
why are martial artist fags so insecure? Why do they constantly feel the need to shit on bodybuilders and strength sports? Like no shit someone who has TRAINED to fight is going to be better at fighting than someone who lifts.
Why do you faggots care so much?
> -t. boxer
>implying you can't be both huge and a great fighter
>Conrad Mcgillitappy
>wrecking anyone
Fucking lel
He's going to get raped by Diaz again, and after that he'll vacate his belt and proceed to become a gatekeeper at LW, where the entire top 5 are nightmare matchups for him
The meme is over
>>37622833
Good thing I don't fight with professional MMA fighters, only with drunk manlets who feel like they can take me and have something to prove because 'lifting doesn't teach you how to fight' without actually ever having fought themselves
I don't drink too much so i win most scuffles, fighting someone severely intoxicated while you're tipsy at best is like being fucking Neo form the matrix man
>>37624893
>better yourself
>mma
If getting your face fucked up is your idea of becoming better, fine.
I think anyone that doesnt know a martial art isnt a real man t b h
>>37625081
Most don't involve striking and in those that do unless you're competing you're never going 100%. It's good exercise, it's fun as hell, and it's a huge confidence booster
>>37623231
There's a reason why most women will say that the most fuckable athletes of any sport are soccer players. Women want muscle definition, but are generally (obviously this does not apply to 100% of women) more interested in athletic builds. Shit we'd call dyel is more than enough for ladies.
That's why you gotta lift for yourself, senpai.
>Not just going for the eyes
>Not breaking fingers
>Not fighting as dirty as possible
Fighters are incredibly autistic.
This is the equivalent to going up to a professional tennis player and saying
"You might have won gold at tennis but I'll kick you ass" lifting and training to fight are two separate things, but immature fags want to fight everyone they see for no other reason then they are jelly.
>>37623230
In the side of the ribs.
>>37625392
This. Kick the kneecaps and nuts, punch the throat.
WHATEVER IT TAKES
>>37624976
>McTappy
>Not tapping when you've been beat and there's no way out
The rematch is going to be great, I'm betting on full-camp Diaz. McGrooger needs to work some fucking leg kicks instead of his fancy Avatar flailing.
>>37622833
>implying you can't train aesthetics and combat sports simultaneously
>>37625853
>when you get heemed by a DYEL
>>37623265
Do you spend a lot of time watching TED talks?
>>37625754
Don't forget to headbutt.
https://youtu.be/XVRVyMixy7I
>>37623101
Can someone please explain this guy to me? please.
>>37623677
>It's the same movement as a leg press however.
too bad there is no fighting move that's the same motion as a dick suck. He would have wrecked you all.
>>37627395
kek
>>37623101
KEK this dude is a complete psycho, hes the worst human imaginable and I can't stop laughing at the shit he does
>>37622833
>>37622833
all I have to do is move my right hand six inches and he has 18 9mm round tapped in his center mass
>>37622990
They are fighters, idiot. Fighters do fighting. Martial artists learn about fighting. Chinese martial artists learn philosophies and fighting.
But tell me this, who is the better fighter:
the guy that acts like a beast and wins, or the calm guru that loses?
It's of course the beast. If it doesn't work it's not good.
>>37623109
>implying you would even go near him
>implying he's not at exclusive parties and in his villa when he's not fighting
>implying that if such a situation occurred he wouldn't diss you with his charm and have everyone in the club laugh at you
Long time MAfag here. If you want to defend yourself the following styles, in order, are the mksy effective
> don't live in a shithole jitsu
> dont be a cunt fu
> parkour
> boxing / muay thai + bjj / judo / wrestling
Training for self-defense is retarded.
>>37623016
How could anything hit close home if you don't even have one?
>>37628976
>Training for self-defense is retarded
>Being prepared to protect yourself or your loved ones if you're not armed is retarded
Found the superbeta max
>>37629335
You'll see how the first point renders such a thing irrelevant.
