Are chicken tendies a good choice for my cheat meal?
>breaded
literally poison
Should I gethrow grilled tendies then?
>>37620333
>tfw ur grandma brings you a caniac box after you hit a DL PR
>>37620333
it doesnt matter just eat food retard
>>37620345
God bless her
>>37620336
God tier bulking food right dere
>>37620356
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I bought some popcorn chicken from walmart and it had 26g protein, 20g fat, and only 0.11 carbs, how is that possible? i mean, with the breading and all that
Anyways, chicken stuff seems like a decent idea for a cheat meal, the macros are never going to be as bad as something like a pizza or hamburger
>>37620723
>0.11 carbs
That's not possible. I'd sooner believe 110 carbs.
>>37620382
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> some bulk on tendies
> we bulk on pasta
>>37620333
Fuck the fries but I think I could murder a fat person just to eat the semi processed tendies out of their stomach right now... fuck I want some tendies
>>37620333
>tendies
Jesus fucking Christ come down and end all of this pls.
>>37620333
>Not doing Cane's for gains
>>37620333
Protip: exchange plebslaw for extra special sauce or extra Texas toast [gainsbread]
>>37620340
This
If your cheat meal isn't a bigass steak, potatoes roast in butter, spinach wilted slightly in olive oil, and a cheese plate you're probably gay
>>37622152
Wanna know how I know you're a DYEL faggot?
>>37622130
I found you, presley
>>37620333
>cheat meal
>not eating breaded chicken daily
What are you, fat?
>>37622152
I see more fit gay guys at the gym than straight ones
