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FPH.
>>37615268
This is sick. Hating people is psychotic.
Seek help.
>>37615268
I had an ex that at the wrapper on cupcakes. She thought it was quirky, I thought it was repulsive. I dumped her and a few years later she's covered in shitty tattoos, has choppy short pink dyke hair, and gained probably 50 pounds. Dodged one hell of a bullet, or in this case a canon ball kek
>>37615328
>taurus
>pic is a bovine creature
even the cosmos knew you were gonna be fat lol
>>37615373
holy shit it's supposed to look like this
she literally needs straps and rope like some sort of 15 thousand pound shipping container being hauled off of a boat just to raise her leg in front of her
Was at the cinema just now and saw Warcraft. Great movie with lots of /fit/ natty orcs, but the orc besides me was anything but /fit/. He wore cologne, but I still smelled his sweat. It was so sour it made my eyes water and I was scared he would devour my drink
>>37615391
Idk I notice the fatter a girl the more they put into makeup and hair styles and shit like that that. I used to put in a lot of effort as well but lately I've found myself only doing make up on special occasions.
>>37615326
I always eat that, a few extra carbs but hella fiber
>tfw no matter how smug or beautiful a fat person thinks they are they'll die slowly and in pain and regret 40-50 years quicker than the average healthy human being
biology and time are truly nature's ultimate schadenfreude
>>37615548
I am a male, but I noticed that when I lost weight and starter to eat healthier/cleaner my whole body felt better. My skin also got a lot cleaner, so I would say the better your diet the better your whole appearance. Ergo you need less make-up
>>37615526
>let her sit on top of you
RIP pelvis
>>37615618
RIP life
>>37615548
I always assumed it was a compensation-thing like it was for me. I didn't start wearing makeup until I was 20 where I was temporarily bald. Bleaching gone wrong: Resulted in having to cut it super short or just go "fuck it" and shave it all. I really felt I had to compensate for my bald head
>>37615526
Nah man, I'm good.
Seriously though finding a girl that's not fat or full on sjw seems to be impossible. Should I just spread memes instead of genes?
>>37615526
>its impossible not to cling on to her after s*x
It's true because you have to cling on to stay on the bed
>>37615852
Wew, that frontbutt doe.
>>37615864
>horseback riding
>exercise
MUH
>>37615920
FEMININE
>>37615907
Please tell me this is a meme.
>>37615526
Fucking ew
That article should have a warning at the top, I just fucking ate
I had an encounter with displace marine wildlife today, should I greentext it for you guys?
>>37615907
Insane that she would willingly load her fat ass on animal and demand it to carry her around. It protests = it gets the whip again.
FFS
> Hamplanets unique special snowflake feelings > risking to permanently damage an innocent animal
>>37615907
Horseback riding can be maximum exercise, youi pleb.
>>37615920
Meanwhile someone somewhere on some board has fantasies like that
>>37615792
Is... is that actually a ladyboy?
>>37615328
>birthday week
most aggravating thing in this post
>>37615345
KEK
>>37615391
Can you donate blood if you're overweight/obese? I feel like blood with high triglycerides aren't wanted.
>>37616045
Yes you can. But a thick layer of fat under your skin makes it harder to get to a vein. They literally slip around in the fat layer under the skin when you try to pierce them
>>37616045
High bodyfat = low vascularity = needle ain't long enough to get through all the fat and shit
>>37615473
Could be Ursulas sister from that shitty Little Mermaid sequel.
>>37615268
Mad TV was the best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuW6ZJ7xhEw
>>37616045
Or you can be so fat you simply cannot see a vein under the skin....
>>37616033
Obviously she's referring to lesbians
>>37615594
forever chrome my friend
>>37615969
I've got the feeling she/he'd be slumped over the horse, and not actively riding it, barely touching the saddle.
But I can't ride a horse myself, so wtf am I talking about
>>37615391
she would be pretty if she lost all the excess weight..
>>37616057
You must have sex with me or you are raping me...
What? How?
>>37615391
Notice how her gravitational pull keeps the juice level, even though the cup is held at an angle
>>37616109
My old trainer used to teach that you should be able to ride without saddle and bridle, controlling your horse with just the body tension and no kicking or using your hands. Serious core workout there
>>37615391
would fugg
>>37616147
No worries Anon, that account is satire
But other tumblrinas flipped out over it, showing how ridiculous SJWs have gotten--even tumblr can't tell what's real anymore
>>37615875
Someone post the shoop please
>>37616021
>blue hair
>nose ring
>hipster glasses
>gaudy jewelry
I thought I'd seen worse.
>>37616207
holy shit
>>37616221
Sums it up nicely
>>37615274
I don't understand the rationale, here.
She knows all of those words are suitable, hence why she chose them. So she insulted herself in all the most obvious ways before somebody else did, to avoid being insulted?
Fat people are okay, but keep them away from my perfectly good office chairs.
>>37615268
https://youtu.be/KFNTTqTCzvQ
Im not vegan But the comments are calling her out And Hilarious
>>37616760
Another one, Im done
https://youtu.be/VrQIYgiKVD8
>>37616786
>...
>If you only go to the gym to pick up guys, take selfies and mock people, don't go to the gym
She has a point. I hate those subhumans as well.
>>37616760
I literally couldnt stare or listen to her after 2 min.
So fucking annoying.
>>37616147
Also isn't the threat of accusing someone of a felony with major social repercussions unless they have sex with you actual rape? Or at the very least, blackmail?
>>37615755
Hahaha, gonna use this line sometime.
>Spread memes, not genes
>>37615373
I asked my fat gf to do this pose and she managed >>37615388 without trying. How the fuck can she not raise her leg.
>>37615920
BWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHA as if that ever happened.
They guy would stand up, tower over her, and say
>You apologize to me for wasting tax-money
or some shit
>>37616121
God we should all play this someday.
makes u think
>>37615501
Jesus fucking christ
>>37617173
if a fat bitch took a bite of my hamburger, I think my first response would be to head butt her.
>>37615501
I'm hungry now.
>>37615713
It's why I come to these threads man
>>37616207
>you made me obese
>you made it so I have to cover two sets of tits like a fat cow
>>37615479
I like this, it's refreshing to see cracks appear in the delusions.
>>37617153
why tf do u have a fat gf
i'm going to tell a story about a girl who I can tell in 2 years is going to be officially morbidly obese.
>meet girl on tinder, 8.5/10 face
>seriously this bitch was gorgeous
>meet her in person, incredible personality
>everything going fine between us, start dating
>one day she asks me if she was fat
>never really thought about it, say no she's beautiful
>start noticing her poor posture and slight chubbiness
>I'm not a shallow person so don't really mind it
>constantly get snapchats of her eating entire trays of cookies
>one day she's at my house and passes out
>when she comes to, ask if she was dehydrated
>"I don't like drinking water"
>niggawat.jpg
>this bitch literally lived off 1 glass of water a day
>binge eating continues
>watch her put on weight
>at one point we were about to have sex and i saw her chub hang out further than her tits
>literally lost my boner
>she asked what was up
>didn't know what the fuck to say
>pretend to be uncomfortable and say "i dont feel too good, i'm sorry i'll text you when i get home"
>go home, decide to tell her that im gay to spare her feelings
>wonder if im actually gay, because her flabby stomach nearly made me puke
>ex was a physique competitor
>maybe everythings coming together
>fuck that, no i'm not gay.
>call this bitch up, tell her that I think we should split
>explain that I've developed feelings for a guy at work
>She cries on the phone, I still feel like shit
>The image of her tubby stomach burned into my brain, I say that she had the most beautiful eyes i've ever seen
>Somewhat true, this girl was totally gorgeous.
>Hang up
>Look at her snapchat story right before deleting her
>A tray of ginger slice
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s86DJ1pVF0U
>>37615487
>~11 year old
>pants belly
>"I'm your upgrade"
>that mom
>that dude's camo cargo shorts
>the idea that that dude took a picture of a fat little girl in a doctors office
God, what a perfect picture.
>>37615388
>she literally needs straps and rope like some sort of 15 thousand pound shipping container being hauled off of a boat just to raise her leg in front of her
>>37617647
>yfw she stops feelings sorry for herself and becomes fit
>yfw there's no chance of getting back with her because she thinks your gay now
>on bus going towards downtown, sudden traffic catastrophe
>we are next to convention center, remember it is comiccon
>look out window, tons of weirdos in costumes
>nearly everyone is fat, every single fucking one, even the men
>never seen so many fat people in one place in my life, not even at golden corale (never again)
>actually unironically 100 degrees out today
>all fatties not in costume are in skimpy clothing
>rolls, rolls everywhere, I must have landed in a bread factory
>swear to god the entire city stank like BO today, even two miles from that shithole
>simultaneously a fag parade and a weeb festival in addition
>I can't hold this much degeneracy
>public transport is a mess for the comic con, weeb, and fag traffic, held the bus up 30 minutes on a 28 minute ride, double commute time
>elect to walk the 3 miles back in 100 degrees to avoid traffic
Fucking fat nerds.
>>37617647
>>go home, decide to tell her that im gay to spare her feelings
>>wonder if im actually gay, because her flabby stomach nearly made me puke
>>ex was a physique competitor
>>maybe everythings coming together
kek
>>37615328
>being so fat your fingers are overweight
>being so fat you are 90% of the way of visually and physically transforming into a pig
>problem glasses
>poison warning hair
>makeup and drawn on eyebrows
Every time.
>>37617647
ooor you could just tell her to lose weight?
>>37615969
>>37616109
you're both right. horseback riding WHEN DONE PROPERLY is a hell of a core workout, but a landwhale will mostly just bounce around painfully as the poor horse takes tiny steps and thinks light thoughts.
>>37615391
FUCK THIS BITCH
LOOK AT HER FAT FUCKING SMUG FACE
>>37615268
>I also use low fat mayo
FUCKIN LOST IT
>>37617800
unfortunate that he didn't do that, but sounds like she was not mentally stable anyways
also, confronting problems directly? wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg
>>37615479
She knows she is wrong in this situation. I don't understand what the problem is here? Also the guy handled the situation fairly well.
>>37616190
>>37615987
If I could be sure of it being their vehicle I would key the living shit out of it and draw a picture of a fat pig.
I've had to park three vehicles in a two vehicle driveway, side to side, such that we all had to suck it in to get in and out without dooring each other's car. And we did fine, for months, and the other girl was 200 fucking pounds and certainly not small. Sometimes I would just hop the central console and go out the other door. How fucking fat must this heffalump really be?
>>37615792
Huh, guess Im gay then. Might as well steer into the skid
>>37615274
Now THAT looks like a disobedient avocado
>>37615479
>"normal" diet
Yeah like your disgusting processed shit is more normal than home cooking
Post monstrosities you've stumbled upon on tinder
Update from last night's super original green text story
The general manager got a voice mail of the fat black bitch it was just cussing about how the store is closed at 730.
He played it to us while laughing the whole time. It was funny as shit though my coworker he's black was all like that's somebody's grandma I don't need to be reminded bout all my past ass whoopings
Anyways it was hilarious boss is a bro
Fuck that fat black bitch.
>>37617800
>>37617722
too much effort for a meme u can cum in
>>37617756
i mean to be fair, i wasnt at all put off by her broad shoulders and adonis belt, plus i'm here, so is it that far fetched?
>>37617971
T-thats not human surely...
>>37617971
>arya_stark_got_married.png
>>37615678
lmao that's hilarious you baldie
>>37615875
>aquatic ape theory
how disconnected does one have to be before they start making up scientific theories to make themselves seem healthy
>>37617680
>that seem across the knee
No, those are ACU pants breh.
Probably an FRG event for his unit
>>37615907
If you stand in the stirrups like you're supposed to it can be very good lower body exercise. Her version of horseriding would probably have been sitting in the saddle and making the overburdened wretch walk her fat ass around in circles, though.
>>37616033
shit nigga, that picture turned me gay
>>37616103
kekt
>>37615306
>>37616155
top fucking kek
>>37615473
thats exactly the way to deal with this people, i mean ok you got your oportunity for an argument but in the moment it becomes idiotic it will be more idiotic from your part to reply so the best is just to cut the shit for good
>>37615526
the only girls that made me cum with a blowjob were chubby/fat but yeah theres no way im trying anything else besides that
>>37615920
>things that happened
>this
>>37616103
10/10
>>37617971
>28
>looks 48
Jesus.
>>37615713
Truly it is the greatest motivation
I like the honey-and-stick approach, with Arnold and Zyzz and fit grill threads and Ryan Reynolds movies on one side and fat people hate threads on the other.
>>37615907
Maybe stop going to a petting zoo you absolute tool.
>>37617921
kek'd
>>37616317
>hope you are hot enough
Look at those eyes and count the chromosomes
>>37615268
>low fat mayo
>>37615408
Moar like 3 miles an hour.
>>37615501
>someone had sex with her
>>37615920
>feminine
>>37615479
>and left to go drinking with his friends
What a baller.
>>37617737
Las Vegas?
>>37617971
Good lord. Looks like she managed to spawn a daughter too, but it's tough to tell without sending a friend request.
>>37618961
nope, google. 100 is unusual heat for this area.
>>37617921
>disobedient avocado
Why is it that those two words together are so funny to me
>>37616057
Stuff like this screams "/fit/izen made a parody." Maybe if the blog name wasn't blacked out, but this is fake. Even by SJW logic standards this is a huge leap
>>37616103
10/10
>>37615278
No, being very scared of people is psychotic. Also, the people may or may not be real. Also, the people may be the government or secret society that is sending you personal messages in the weather report. They also know about you. This is because you are broadcasting all your thoughts into other peoples' heads.
They know about you, they all know, they all know, they all know, they're just manipulating you, they're having you on, they all know, they can hear your thoughts, they all know. Smell that? They're gassing you right now. You're a dead man, dead man walking. That's gas, you're a dead man.
That's psychotic.
I am not having a good day.
Only lasted two days without medication. Oh well. Going to take heroic dose now.
At least I'm not fat.
I'm serious though. I have the (dubious) privilege of an easily identified organic condition. Society is more than willing to medicate the schizophrenic (or schizoaffective), even for free. But what medication do these people take to dispel their deep-seated delusions? And it is a delusion; a very dangerous one at that. Obesity is literally killing them, and modern society is actually complicit in enabling this self-destructive behaviour. Consider this carefully: who do you think has the better quality of life? The medicated schizophrenic, or the morbidly obese person? I wonder if I'd swap places.
I'm not particularly well right now, but for what it's worth, at the moment I feel sad for the USA. It was a good empire, but now it is in decline. The populace becoming fat and incompetant is proof of that. There was electricity and railroads and automobiles and jet engines and all these wonderful things once. Aeroplanes and moving pictures. Hope it gets better for you guys, really.
>>37615268
>Eating a bowl of mayo & butter
>>37615381
IT'S A FUCKING BAG!!!
>>37615804
Well that takes care of two rolls
>>37615873
>>37615875
>>37615896
>>37615920
>>37615945
>>37616040
>>37616074
Too much fat above the neck.
>>37616172
This school district isn't fat inclusive.
>>37617392
Who here /NoLap/ ?
>>37618327
This is 100% goals
>>37619418
fuck off with your basic white girl twitter meme language
>>37619434
Woah, hold up, you can't talk like that about disabilities.
>>37616230
kek
>>37615408
Women's mile run record more than 4 minutes
>>37618327
OMFG.. Im gay and i got a hardon for her...
>>37619707
this is the type of autistic, weird comment you'd expect to see on a free porn site
>>37619724
challenge accepted!
>>37619738
That doesn't even make sense.
>>37619724
Actually I use CBT threads as a free porn site..
>>37619707
haha loser....you've been sucking dicks and you're not even gay haha cocksucker
>>37615792
Ciswomen: not even once. Go tranny-chaser and never go back, bros. It's the way to live, I tell ya.
>>37619821
t. faggot jew
>>37619824
>>37619831
Oh. My. GAWD! You've never had passable boipucci, have you??! HAHHA!!! EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH AT THIS FAGGOT!!
Fat people never even registered on my radar before these threads, but now I feel a burning, seething hatred for them...
Send rehosted FPH pictures to my girlfriend hoping she realizes how much i loath fat people.
Tell her I think her cousin is disgustingly skinny fat and only gonna get fatter if he drinks icys and milkshakes every day.
Aend her FPH images rehosted on image hosting sites...
I dont want her to get fat
>>37619351
Good luck with your struggle man.
>>37615328
Do you think her parents knew she'd be fat when they named her Birthday Burger?
>>37615373
>#shesgotlegs
The diabetes will take care of that.
>>37615832
would you guys take advantage of a drunken fatty?
>>37616230
kek'd
>>37620221
Nah, fuck black out chicks, but I did fuck a girl once that was pretty chubby because of a random OKCupid hookup.
She had massive daddy issues (wanted to call me daddy all the time even though I hated that) and couldn't stop sucking my dick. Really did everything she could to please me. Total slut.
Moved on to better things, but remembered her name and guess where I saw her again:
Yup, she's some kind of chub feminazi
>>37615274
this bitch is doing olympic level mental gymnastics to post her ugly ass hahahaha
>>37620380
if only she did actual gymnastics, she wouldn't even be in this situation
>>37620238
>genetics to be an11/10
>threw it all away
>>37620271
Who is that? Shes so cute
>>37615479
He will fix her if she dosnt fuck it up first, that or he will become a fat fuck as well
>>37615536
RAGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>ITS DOING ITS BEST
>>37620448
>name is literally in the headline
Anyway she does flattering angles well. She was much fatter back then, now it seems (looking at her twitter) she's working out.
>>37615293
Faker than my cock ring
>>37615536
>deathfat
Kekked
>>37615473
DELETE THIS
>>37615274
>With recent growth
>>37618687
>someone had sex with her IN THE VAGINA
>and CAME IN IT
>captcha "Select all the sandwiches."
>two sammiches one burger
>>37620477
It's like a car with a godly system that some shithead fuels with nothing but terrible fuel and changes the oil with mollasses.
Yeah its doing its best, it's doing its best to survive with the incredibly shitty fuel you're giving it in far too much quantity.
>>37620238
what a waste
>>37615328
this cow is married lol
>>37616160
Don't let go jack, never let go
>>37615536
>I'm officially deathfat
>What you're seeing now is smallfat
>This is a mediumfat
>And this. This is what is known as fat that has ascended past mediumfat. Or you could just call this a bigfat
>And THIS. IS TO GO, EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
>>37619954
>calling someone a faggot for not liking tgirls
I love this board
>>37619954
how the fuck do you even pronounce boipucci?
>>37620448
Her name is literally in the fucking image you fucking ingrate.
>>37619050
Sounds like a captcha
>>37617971
always read the description before looking through the photos. love lifting, rock climbing, used to be a swimmer. got excited about this one.
>>37618327
>this is a 10/10 in Colombia
>>37618122
It's been written about, but rejected based on the lack of supporting evidence.
>>37617737
gotta be san diego
>>37615381
what the fuggggg
>>37617680
>>that dude's camo cargo shorts
nigga that is a Soldier wearing ACUs snapping a pic of a dependa
>96% of military wives are garbage
>>37615381
>a store that sells health food has a healthy person on their bag
I agree, completely illogical and infuriating
>>37616651
Basically the same as making jokes about yourself that you know are true and it really hurts you deep down but it is easier if you laugh about it ie. the entirety of 4chan.
>>37615440
>posting sassy_black_woman.jpg with the typical tumblrtards
AW HELL NAW
![Screenshot_2015-07-10-21-22-08[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/6It1qXF.png "Screenshot_2015-07-10-21-22-08[1].png")
>>37617971
1/4
![Screenshot_2015-07-15-01-30-07[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/TxycAzL.png "Screenshot_2015-07-15-01-30-07[1].png")
>>37621277
>>37617971
![Screenshot_2015-07-16-15-49-43[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/zj2uYWW.jpg "Screenshot_2015-07-16-15-49-43[1].png")
>>37621285
>>37617971
3/4
![Screenshot_2015-07-17-09-12-45[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/gxDtGAj.png "Screenshot_2015-07-17-09-12-45[1].png")
>>37617971
>>37621292
4/4
best for last
>>37615536
>I'm deathfat
kek
>I don't care, I'm beautiful
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>37615896
The worst part is she would have a pretty good looking face is it wasn't fat and full of piercings.
>>37615741
Notice the fat woman taking the picture in the reflection
>>37615907
I've ridden horses across various terrain and it can be pretty tiring. You'd be surprised. More tiring than walking if you're going at a gallop, but less tiring that scuba diving. I don't think that fatty was going for a gallop. So no, for her, it's not exercise.
>>37615328
I want that burger
>>37615381
>Im thinking a group of real women, untouched...
kekd fattie freudian slip
>>37621292
egoraptor really let himself go, god damn
>>37617822
Don't worry. She laughs cus they can't take blood out of her but wait to see if she giggles when they need to put some in
>>37620900
>when she goes climbing she pulls then mountain down
>trying to bring standards downlike she brings down mountains
>>37617526
high test brah
>>37620765
I always pronounce it like it's italian.
>Boya-puchi
>>37615328
>Is that fucking lettuce
>>37615987
Those parking spots look tiny. Also, the right car is moved in the second picture.
>>37615268
wtf
>>37621362
Literally natural selection in action
>>37619351
The difference being, schizophrenia can be treated with injections of antipsychotic drugs with some modifications to make them last for months. The closest equivalent medical treatment is gastric bypass. Risk-wise, you're a lot better off with a single needleprick than with having your abdomen cut open and sewn back shut.
Society might be complicit in obesity now, but imagine the fame and fortune that awaits the inventor of a drug that cures obesity by some means less dangerous than the stuff around now.
>>37615381
why do they act like some women don't look like this.
>>37616045
Doesn't matter. A little too much triglycerides in your blood is better than not having enough blood
>>37620271
>A Voice for Men
Com'on, that's kind of fucking embarrassing.
>>37617647
>literally lost my boner
>she asked what was up
Not your dick obviously.
>>37617647
Don't lie to youself m8, you know you love the male physique
>>37615278
Hating weak members of the tribe is the most natural fucking thing in the world. Do you even into nature?
>>37620900
>fun sized
>>37620765
boypussy
>>37616004
>mini cheeseburger
>just a fucking cheeseburger
If I go to McD's when I'm on the road and just need to eat, I'll get one of those burgers and med fries.
More than enough to fill ya up.
Fat people are fucking disgusting
>>37616207
>a second bra
>for stomach rolls
Bitch it's called a girdle
>>37619837
Why did I read that...
>>37621302
Stop quoting you own posts faggot. God you millennials piss me off.
>>37620710
Highly underrated
>>37615268
big boned master race reporting in. you're just mad that you can't get le chicks even though you've got a better body than me @op. and I still eat what I want and have fun doing it xD
This is a progress picture. She jas a weight loss blog.
>>37622202
Shes not doing to well anon
>>37622219
cringechannel
