>>37612409
Test isn't meth, they don't make it in a trailer on city outskirts. Every test you can get your hands on comes from a pharmalab.

>I abused substances
>please prescribe me a heavily abused substance

That won't work because they blood test you prior to prescribing it.

Your only chance would be to engage in behaviors that crash test levels before your appointment, but even that probably wouldn't work. You could blast some strong oral steroids for a couple of weeks to shut down your natural production, then go to the doctor.

You can buy legit pharma test online also, but it is quite expensive.

Just as a side note though, underground lab produced test is generally pretty legit because it is cheap and easy to produce.

>>37612425
What do they produce it from?

I know some people end up mixing their own, what are the raw materials, where does TEST come from??

>>37612975
Testicles

>>37612416
KEK
making test vials from powder is scaringly easy, basically 90% the stuff online is from underground labs, that don't have laws to follow

>>37613007
>Testicles
This... Artificially made test is made from amongst other items pig testicles. Im not sure of the correct procedure but I think they are freeze dried and ground into a fine powder and then put into some solvents. And then mixed with some other stuff that enables to act as real test in the human body.

OP maybe try eating pig testicles...?

>>37612975
according to Joe Rogan, yams. But he's a fucking moron.

>>37612975
From soybeans mostly

>>37613052

HOWEVER

you'll get heavy metal poisoning

>>37612975
They are synthesized from cholesterol. I believe in the industrial chemical manufacturing process, they actually use raw sweet potato. Raw sweet potato contains extremely high concentrations of chemical precursors to many steroid hormones. They just extract that and put that through a series of chemical reactions, and voilà, you have your Testosterone.